DoctorArch how did you score 900 million on the Plants Vs. Zombies table in Pinball FX?!?!
@STATE OF THE ART ROBOT I really don't remember Are you sure you're looking at the right table? I don't appear to have a score posted on PvZ and the highest friend score on my leaderboards is about 35 million.
My mental image of people who can't enjoy April Fool's day are just the most dour, humorless individuals on the planet. They drive 5 miles below the speed limit to their jobs as IT guys at faceless corporations every day, sneering at people who turn their blinkers on too long before a turn as well as people who turn their blinkers on too soon before a turn. Literally everything that happens to them in their lives is contextualized as some nature of inconvenience.
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Wizards aren't even the worst in their league. Jazz?
Utah Jazz is kind of an oxymoron. Mormons do not strike me as a super Jazzy people.
well, they used to be the new orleans jazz
but the minnesota lakers moved to LA where there are no lakes
and the new orleans jazz moved to utah where there is no jazz
And soon there will be no water.
Well, water water everywhere and not a drop to drink.
We really should be throwing a fuckton of federal funding into better desalination technology.
we're basically going to have to
it just takes a shitload of energy to produce and then you have to dispose of the brine leftover
so it's a really inefficient process currently, but like, it's not like people don't buy salt
maybe some sort of solar answer would cut down the cost
Power by Chanus heart beats. Power will never stop flowing.
Are we really going to have to though? Like, how many generations are we from realistically having major problems with clean drinking water, fossil fuels, holes in ozone layer etc in the US?
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
Jazz vs Bulls was the best shit ever growing up
It was an amazing battle of superstars.
I don't think anything has come close to those matchups in the last decade.
Holy fuckballs those games
The Spurs-Heat finals and the western conference playoffs in general have been excellent recently, with lots of personalities and superstars going head-to-head
West is so wide open right now it's ridiculous. Can't wait to see how it shakes out for Pop and the boys.
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TavIrish Minister for DefenceRegistered Userregular
Saying, "I'm a Christian," isn't exactly a way to win friends these days.
hrm
i dunno, bel. it's still the vast majority of the country. 83%
I don't have a real perspective on this, being completely areligious and basically never talking about matters of religion with anyone.
it just struck me
Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
Guys the Raptors are totally gonna win a playoff series this time
... R-right?
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
If you're a kid growing up today there are a ton of NBA stars to follow, and more methods of following them than before. It's also great that the popular thing now in the league is pace, space, and ball movement, which arguably makes for a more fun viewing experience than the iso-heavy, post-up, handcheck era
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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21stCenturyCall me Pixel, or Pix for short![They/Them]Registered Userregular
April fools. Apple is still great! It is Android that is bad!
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
Stockton to Malon STOCKTON TO MALONE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HIS AIRNESS TAKES OFF
LOOK AT THAT HANGTIME
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*cries a single tear*
Modern day. Spurs are alright.
Fuck the Heat.
Dirk Nowitzki is one of my favorite players these days just for his long range accuracy and not being a chump always charging in for layups trying to draw the fouls.
Bless your heart.
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Deebaseron my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered Userregular
Wizards aren't even the worst in their league. Jazz?
Utah Jazz is kind of an oxymoron. Mormons do not strike me as a super Jazzy people.
well, they used to be the new orleans jazz
but the minnesota lakers moved to LA where there are no lakes
and the new orleans jazz moved to utah where there is no jazz
And soon there will be no water.
Well, water water everywhere and not a drop to drink.
We really should be throwing a fuckton of federal funding into better desalination technology.
we're basically going to have to
it just takes a shitload of energy to produce and then you have to dispose of the brine leftover
so it's a really inefficient process currently, but like, it's not like people don't buy salt
maybe some sort of solar answer would cut down the cost
im not a science, but part of the project should be finding industrial applications for the waste products.
Also, if youre using ocean water, we should probably work on harnessing tidal energy while we're at it.
My mental image of people who can't enjoy April Fool's day are just the most dour, humorless individuals on the planet. They drive 5 miles below the speed limit to their jobs as IT guys at faceless corporations every day, sneering at people who turn their blinkers on too long before a turn as well as people who turn their blinkers on too soon before a turn. Literally everything that happens to them in their lives is contextualized as some nature of inconvenience.
lets be honest though, less than 5% of april fool's jokes are actually clever or funny
sometimes they are funny enough to carry the day, sometimes the barrage of boring jokes is all you can remember
people who say april fool's is inherently funny and you have to enjoy it are all hitler
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IlpalaJust this guy, y'knowTexasRegistered Userregular
Stockton to Malon STOCKTON TO MALONE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HIS AIRNESS TAKES OFF
LOOK AT THAT HANGTIME
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*cries a single tear*
Modern day. Spurs are alright.
Fuck the Heat.
Dirk Nowitzki is one of my favorite players these days just for his long range accuracy and not being a chump always charging in for layups trying to draw the fouls.
If you like stockton/malone and hangtime you'll definitely like the clippers starting five
just look away when they bring their bench in
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
My mental image of people who can't enjoy April Fool's day are just the most dour, humorless individuals on the planet. They drive 5 miles below the speed limit to their jobs as IT guys at faceless corporations every day, sneering at people who turn their blinkers on too long before a turn as well as people who turn their blinkers on too soon before a turn. Literally everything that happens to them in their lives is contextualized as some nature of inconvenience.
lets be honest though, less than 5% of april fool's jokes are actually clever or funny
sometimes they are funny enough to carry the day, sometimes the barrage of boring jokes is all you can remember
people who say april fool's is inherently funny and you have to enjoy it are all hitler
See, this is exactly the attitude I'm talking about!
"No, jokes aren't funny enough!"
Make your own jokes!
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
Saying, "I'm a Christian," isn't exactly a way to win friends these days.
hrm
i dunno, bel. it's still the vast majority of the country. 83%
Christian = ignorant bigot for a lot of people
My personal field research bears this out, painfully
My favorite so far was, "oh, I thought you were actually intelligent" in a disappointed tone
Wait what? In real life?
I've never actually met another atheist other than my nephew in real life, they all exist online
I'm pretty sure my friends are atheists but I doubt they'd ever admit it because they like hanging out with their families and that's not something that'd fly
then again nobody would know I was an atheist if my nephew hadn't said "HE DOESNT WANNA GO TO CHRISTMAS EVE SERVICE HE'S AN ATHEIST" to my mom and brother in the car about me, because I was content to just maintain the fiction for the rest of my mom's life for her sake
I wish it were July so I could demand a raise like that onion video
My boss is a little woman but I suspect she fights a demon if necessary
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
wives always do the pregnancy test one.
you need to one up all the other wives and convince him you are having an affair with his coworker or best friend.
or his best friend or coworker's wife.
you turned me gay husband.
Bless your heart.
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Deebaseron my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered Userregular
Saying, "I'm a Christian," isn't exactly a way to win friends these days.
hrm
i dunno, bel. it's still the vast majority of the country. 83%
Christian = ignorant bigot for a lot of people
My personal field research bears this out, painfully
My favorite so far was, "oh, I thought you were actually intelligent" in a disappointed tone
That's unfair, but typically people that make it a point of introducing the spiritual element of their identity into the conversation or using it reasoning for their position on things are usually making the conversation a bit more insufferable.
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@STATE OF THE ART ROBOT I really don't remember
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we're basically going to have to
it just takes a shitload of energy to produce and then you have to dispose of the brine leftover
so it's a really inefficient process currently, but like, it's not like people don't buy salt
maybe some sort of solar answer would cut down the cost
i dunno, bel. it's still the vast majority of the country. 83%
Power by Chanus heart beats. Power will never stop flowing.
Are we really going to have to though? Like, how many generations are we from realistically having major problems with clean drinking water, fossil fuels, holes in ozone layer etc in the US?
West is so wide open right now it's ridiculous. Can't wait to see how it shakes out for Pop and the boys.
Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
Fuck Joe Manchin
Depends on the friends.
guess that's that
i don't think i need to apologize for being very upset at his fiance gossiping in a really hurtful way
Christian = ignorant bigot for a lot of people
My personal field research bears this out, painfully
My favorite so far was, "oh, I thought you were actually intelligent" in a disappointed tone
u salty bro
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it just struck me
... R-right?
not that i know the story, but i would think not
those are buttholes, though
and who wants to make friends with buttholes?
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Not that many people, i would think, seeing how the vast majority of Americans are Christians, no?
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HIS AIRNESS TAKES OFF
LOOK AT THAT HANGTIME
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*cries a single tear*
Modern day. Spurs are alright.
Fuck the Heat.
Dirk Nowitzki is one of my favorite players these days just for his long range accuracy and not being a chump always charging in for layups trying to draw the fouls.
im not a science, but part of the project should be finding industrial applications for the waste products.
Also, if youre using ocean water, we should probably work on harnessing tidal energy while we're at it.
MORE SCIENCE FUNDING PLS
I love April Fool's Day!
Do FLGS around you guys do stupid bullshit for wifi access? You would think if starbucks/any coffee shop can give it away, nerds could get it right.
lets be honest though, less than 5% of april fool's jokes are actually clever or funny
sometimes they are funny enough to carry the day, sometimes the barrage of boring jokes is all you can remember
people who say april fool's is inherently funny and you have to enjoy it are all hitler
Home court against Washington or Milwaukee? No reason they couldn't. Not that I know much of how any of those teams are trending right now.
Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
Fuck Joe Manchin
you prankster
Should've told them that's a very unchristian thing to say. Boom roasted.
I'm sorry that person was so hurtful.
spool15, our 3rd kiddo, was almost 4mo old and I had a pregnant friend do a pregnancy test for me...which I showed to spool on his lunch break
Somehow he didn't think it was all that funny, and I promised no more Aprill Fools jokes in the future....plus I'm not sure I could've topped that one
If you like stockton/malone and hangtime you'll definitely like the clippers starting five
just look away when they bring their bench in
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
See, this is exactly the attitude I'm talking about!
"No, jokes aren't funny enough!"
Make your own jokes!
Raptors came out red hot and then honestly have just been human the rest of the way, so I really have no cause to complain or be worried
But I'm a Toronto sports fan, so I am afraid. Very, very, painfully afraid.
I've been hurt so many times.
well fuck me
got asked what i was doing this week last night when out and had no legit response
uhm... working... and going home...... and being alone.
i don't go to gamestops and stuff so i dunno, but i haven't noticed any of them even having wifi access
but also i've only been in a gamestop like twice in the last 5 years
Wait what? In real life?
I've never actually met another atheist other than my nephew in real life, they all exist online
I'm pretty sure my friends are atheists but I doubt they'd ever admit it because they like hanging out with their families and that's not something that'd fly
then again nobody would know I was an atheist if my nephew hadn't said "HE DOESNT WANNA GO TO CHRISTMAS EVE SERVICE HE'S AN ATHEIST" to my mom and brother in the car about me, because I was content to just maintain the fiction for the rest of my mom's life for her sake
My boss is a little woman but I suspect she fights a demon if necessary
you need to one up all the other wives and convince him you are having an affair with his coworker or best friend.
or his best friend or coworker's wife.
you turned me gay husband.
That's unfair, but typically people that make it a point of introducing the spiritual element of their identity into the conversation or using it reasoning for their position on things are usually making the conversation a bit more insufferable.