Cop friend of mine has some stories to prove why dogs are better than cats. Several times he's found a deceased elderly person in their bed or on the floor or whatever, and he told me several times their dog would be lying next to them completely despondent and malnourished. Meanwhile, on several occasions he has found evidence of the person having been partially eaten or gnawed upon by a cat, whom was usually nowhere to be found.
So if you die alone, your dog will lie by your side and mourn you. Your cat will fucking eat you. Dogs love you back, cats just look at you as a portable sunbeam with which to warm themselves.
Cop friend of mine has some stories to prove why dogs are better than cats. Several times he's found a deceased elderly person in their bed or on the floor or whatever, and he told me several times their dog would be lying next to them completely despondent and malnourished. Meanwhile, on several occasions he has found evidence of the person having been partially eaten or gnawed upon by a cat, whom was usually nowhere to be found.
So if you die alone, your dog will lie by your side and mourn you. Your cat will fucking eat you. Dogs love you back, cats just look at you as a portable sunbeam with which to warm themselves.
Listen
my kitty hears me coming at the end of the day and waits for me by the door, sleeps with me, wakes up with me in the morning and sits at the edge of the shower, and walks me to bed when I've stayed up too late
if he really wants to he can eat me when I die, he earned it
Cop friend of mine has some stories to prove why dogs are better than cats. Several times he's found a deceased elderly person in their bed or on the floor or whatever, and he told me several times their dog would be lying next to them completely despondent and malnourished. Meanwhile, on several occasions he has found evidence of the person having been partially eaten or gnawed upon by a cat, whom was usually nowhere to be found.
So if you die alone, your dog will lie by your side and mourn you. Your cat will fucking eat you. Dogs love you back, cats just look at you as a portable sunbeam with which to warm themselves.
that doesn't mean dogs are better
plus those cats were crying while they ate I have proof
edit: wait, if they didn't find the cat, how do they know it was the cat? that cat been framed
Cop friend of mine has some stories to prove why dogs are better than cats. Several times he's found a deceased elderly person in their bed or on the floor or whatever, and he told me several times their dog would be lying next to them completely despondent and malnourished. Meanwhile, on several occasions he has found evidence of the person having been partially eaten or gnawed upon by a cat, whom was usually nowhere to be found.
So if you die alone, your dog will lie by your side and mourn you. Your cat will fucking eat you. Dogs love you back, cats just look at you as a portable sunbeam with which to warm themselves.
Without gross details, let me just assure you that this is false.
Cop friend of mine has some stories to prove why dogs are better than cats. Several times he's found a deceased elderly person in their bed or on the floor or whatever, and he told me several times their dog would be lying next to them completely despondent and malnourished. Meanwhile, on several occasions he has found evidence of the person having been partially eaten or gnawed upon by a cat, whom was usually nowhere to be found.
So if you die alone, your dog will lie by your side and mourn you. Your cat will fucking eat you. Dogs love you back, cats just look at you as a portable sunbeam with which to warm themselves.
Without gross details, let me just assure you that this is false.
Just going by what he's told me, anecdotally. I'd like to believe it's false.
Cop friend of mine has some stories to prove why dogs are better than cats. Several times he's found a deceased elderly person in their bed or on the floor or whatever, and he told me several times their dog would be lying next to them completely despondent and malnourished. Meanwhile, on several occasions he has found evidence of the person having been partially eaten or gnawed upon by a cat, whom was usually nowhere to be found.
So if you die alone, your dog will lie by your side and mourn you. Your cat will fucking eat you. Dogs love you back, cats just look at you as a portable sunbeam with which to warm themselves.
Without gross details, let me just assure you that this is false.
Just going by what he's told me, anecdotally. I'd like to believe it's false.
Unfortunately it's not false in the way you'd like.
Cop friend of mine has some stories to prove why dogs are better than cats. Several times he's found a deceased elderly person in their bed or on the floor or whatever, and he told me several times their dog would be lying next to them completely despondent and malnourished. Meanwhile, on several occasions he has found evidence of the person having been partially eaten or gnawed upon by a cat, whom was usually nowhere to be found.
So if you die alone, your dog will lie by your side and mourn you. Your cat will fucking eat you. Dogs love you back, cats just look at you as a portable sunbeam with which to warm themselves.
Without gross details, let me just assure you that this is false.
Just going by what he's told me, anecdotally. I'd like to believe it's false.
Unfortunately it's not false in the way you'd like.
Bought a Frappe this morning and gave myself a bout of brain-freeze that was so dire I had to lay on the floor of my cubicle and curl up in fetal position until is passed.
Now I'm scared to drink more but it's soooo good.
with a frappe i usually drink half, then just pour hot black coffee into the second half because i'm sick of brain freeze and want more caffiene
That's a good idea, didn't think of that. I will try this tomorrow thx
Cop friend of mine has some stories to prove why dogs are better than cats. Several times he's found a deceased elderly person in their bed or on the floor or whatever, and he told me several times their dog would be lying next to them completely despondent and malnourished. Meanwhile, on several occasions he has found evidence of the person having been partially eaten or gnawed upon by a cat, whom was usually nowhere to be found.
So if you die alone, your dog will lie by your side and mourn you. Your cat will fucking eat you. Dogs love you back, cats just look at you as a portable sunbeam with which to warm themselves.
Listen
my kitty hears me coming at the end of the day and waits for me by the door, sleeps with me, wakes up with me in the morning and sits at the edge of the shower, and walks me to bed when I've stayed up too late
if he really wants to he can eat me when I die, he earned it
my cats have had MANY opportunities to eat me and only tried maybe twice
Cop friend of mine has some stories to prove why dogs are better than cats. Several times he's found a deceased elderly person in their bed or on the floor or whatever, and he told me several times their dog would be lying next to them completely despondent and malnourished. Meanwhile, on several occasions he has found evidence of the person having been partially eaten or gnawed upon by a cat, whom was usually nowhere to be found.
So if you die alone, your dog will lie by your side and mourn you. Your cat will fucking eat you. Dogs love you back, cats just look at you as a portable sunbeam with which to warm themselves.
Listen
my kitty hears me coming at the end of the day and waits for me by the door, sleeps with me, wakes up with me in the morning and sits at the edge of the shower, and walks me to bed when I've stayed up too late
if he really wants to he can eat me when I die, he earned it
my cats have had MANY opportunities to eat me and only tried maybe twice
if that's not a good pet I don't know what is
The ability to weigh your future usefulness against your current nutritional value?
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Dogs and cats are cute and all. I love my dog. Depending on how annoying my sister's cats are being, I love them too.
But I love my snake above all else. And if you don't think snakes can be cuddly then you've never met mine before.
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Sir FabulousMalevolent Squid GodRegistered Userregular
Dogs and cats are cute and all. I love my dog. Depending on how annoying my sister's cats are being, I love them too.
But I love my snake above all else. And if you don't think snakes can be cuddly then you've never met mine before.
My only problem with snakes is that while yes, you can cuddle, it's strictly a one-way thing. What you call cuddling, the snake calls an ineffectual murder attempt and/or live heat source.
I've been thinking lately about this dag that I met last month...I was only with her for maybe a day and a half, but by the end of the first day she was already wiggling her butt all over the place and doing a low "I'M SO FREAKIN EXCITED" play-growl while walking towards me whenever I came into the room. Best feeling.
One of my co-workers has a service dog. He's super friendly and has the curliest fur and I always wanna give him pets when I see him, but I can't, because he's working. He's a very good dog.
One of my co-workers has a service dog. He's super friendly and has the curliest fur and I always wanna give him pets when I see him, but I can't, because he's working. He's a very good dog.
there is nothing crueler than an adorable service dog
My ex went to a seminar, and the person putting on the seminar had a service dog. Before giving the talk, the person put the dog in the "off duty" mode, so the dog would lay, belly up, on top of whoever happened to be on the couch and demand rubs until it was time to go on duty again.
Kinda wanted to go to that seminar.
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I want to have a yard sale but I want to make it a requirement that all shoppers bring a dog with them so I can pet it
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CANNOT BE BEATEN
Im just at work and I feel empty and hollow and i just wanna go home and hug my doggies
CAN AND ARE
but no I loves me the puppies
Literally everything about this dag is SOOOOO pet-able
Need to pet that dag
She's the best. She sleeps completely covered by the blanket at night crammed between my legs.
My cat wonk has started sleeping wrapped up around the back of my head, cheek on my cheek, with his paws around my neck. he purrs SO LOUD
edit: geth luvs wonk
YES
That's the best thing about where I'm staying right now, unlimited puppy snugs
that is a hell of a cute puppy good lord
So if you die alone, your dog will lie by your side and mourn you. Your cat will fucking eat you. Dogs love you back, cats just look at you as a portable sunbeam with which to warm themselves.
Forum, meet Mindy
Her brother Harry is looking at me grumpily because the computer is in my lap instead of him
Listen
my kitty hears me coming at the end of the day and waits for me by the door, sleeps with me, wakes up with me in the morning and sits at the edge of the shower, and walks me to bed when I've stayed up too late
if he really wants to he can eat me when I die, he earned it
that doesn't mean dogs are better
plus those cats were crying while they ate I have proof
edit: wait, if they didn't find the cat, how do they know it was the cat? that cat been framed
Without gross details, let me just assure you that this is false.
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Just going by what he's told me, anecdotally. I'd like to believe it's false.
Unfortunately it's not false in the way you'd like.
Oh. Ohhhhh. :sad:
That's a good idea, didn't think of that. I will try this tomorrow thx
my cats have had MANY opportunities to eat me and only tried maybe twice
if that's not a good pet I don't know what is
The ability to weigh your future usefulness against your current nutritional value?
But I love my snake above all else. And if you don't think snakes can be cuddly then you've never met mine before.
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My only problem with snakes is that while yes, you can cuddle, it's strictly a one-way thing. What you call cuddling, the snake calls an ineffectual murder attempt and/or live heat source.
I would love love love to meet a cuddly snake. they are super cute
I bet you would
come pet my friendly snake
there is nothing crueler than an adorable service dog
Kinda wanted to go to that seminar.
"25% discount f you bring your pet"
As much as I love dogs, cats are WAY lower maintenance, and a hell of a lot less slobbery. These are both incredibly important to me.
So I'm hella cats these days.
Incidentally these are both reasons I love dogs.
Sometimes they poop and are all like, "No, bro, don't worry. I got this."
And then they eat their poop.