[...] achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
I don't know what you mean, but it had the cadence of a joke.
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GreasyKidsStuffMOMMM!ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered Userregular
the answer.
I feel like a bit of a cheater when people talk about filling out their profiles to sound positive and confident and happy, because mine is self-deprecating and flippant as can be, and... it works out. Like, here's my 'I'm really good at' section:
fretting over small decisions, and deferring those decision to other people (this is a lot harder when you're the boss)
walking really fast
arriving places early (goes well with walking fast)
tripping over uneven sidewalks on account of my huge feet
expressing myself in 140 characters or less
I mean, I guess it shows I don't take myself very seriously, which people might be into. My self summary also opens with "a nice handsome boy, who leans towards the quiet side but has no qualms with chatting over a beer or two." Quick, simple, and (hopefully) sounds intriguing.
I feel like if you can't condense your profile into quick bullet points and a few sentences, you're gonna have issues. I skip profiles that have an essay for each section.
Herrin, die Not ist groß! Die Geister, die er rief, die wird er nicht mehr los!
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
It can't be, because I am not posting from a hospital.
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
After some more badgering I explained as tactfully as I could to my mother that I didn't want her picking my girlfriend for me
She started to explain why that was stupid but then my dog interrupted her by jumping up, getting a nice mouthful of speed scrotum, and playfully nipping at it
Why I love my mother reason #47: while doubled over and clenching my testicles in pain she felt the need to lecture me on why this is why I shouldn't play-fight with the dog
Ugh, I'm having one of those annoying moments where I really wish we still had the confession thread. I really just need to get stuff off my chest in an anonymous environment right now.
I grew up listening exclusively to the classic rock station so that's pretty much all I know.
Of when?
Classic rock was not really a thing when I was growing up. As there were stations that played 50's and 60's music
But there was also stations that played Metal! When Zrock went away and was replaced by Christian Country I searched in vain for another station to listen to. With Nirvana hitting it big I found college radio and alternative music.
But Classic rock stations here are interesting and lame. They seem to only play music in 2 hour or 4 hour blocks, SO it's neat to hear something like barracuda only to have it followed by an 80's song like I ran so far away
Ugh, I'm having one of those annoying moments where I really wish we still had the confession thread. I really just need to get stuff off my chest in an anonymous environment right now.
You should have confessed to my tumblr /ask page. :P
Ugh, I'm having one of those annoying moments where I really wish we still had the confession thread. I really just need to get stuff off my chest in an anonymous environment right now.
You should have confessed to my tumblr /ask page. :P
Oh ok, hang on I'll just post it now, give me a sec
Ugh, I'm having one of those annoying moments where I really wish we still had the confession thread. I really just need to get stuff off my chest in an anonymous environment right now.
the confession tumblr is technically still active, I dunno if crwth actually checks it anymore but if you don't mind probably not getting a response then you could vom a confession into it
man I don't think this lady I've been talking to is interested
then again how do I know, I haven't dated for years now
and the very thought of actually asking her to coffee or something is giving me mad anxiety, so I think I need to reassess myself before I do this whole thing
KwoaruConfident SmirkFlawless Golden PecsRegistered Userregular
You should do the ask her for coffee thing
I mean, I talk myself out of asking people out basically every time and just kind of let conversations taper off and die because the asking is super nerve wracking but I'm pretty sure asking people out is still the best thing to do
then at least you'll know if she is interested + also it is practice asking people out
Or she says no, which sucks in the short term, but it will let you actually experience rejection instead of just being afraid of it, and it will be less of a bogeyman for you in the future
Either you get what you want or you get some actual experiential data on what the worst case scenario feels like
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I mean, I guess it shows I don't take myself very seriously, which people might be into. My self summary also opens with "a nice handsome boy, who leans towards the quiet side but has no qualms with chatting over a beer or two." Quick, simple, and (hopefully) sounds intriguing.
I feel like if you can't condense your profile into quick bullet points and a few sentences, you're gonna have issues. I skip profiles that have an essay for each section.
Right but I mean how good is Boys of Summer, right? So good
Herrin, die Not ist groß! Die Geister, die er rief, die wird er nicht mehr los!
The, Bart, The
I had to translate, but I agree with it I think and it looks cooler not in English.
And ß is not a b, it's a special letter for an S sound - so "groß" and "los" rhyme with each other!
The Ataris did it better
She started to explain why that was stupid but then my dog interrupted her by jumping up, getting a nice mouthful of speed scrotum, and playfully nipping at it
I'm still laying down
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Of when?
Classic rock was not really a thing when I was growing up. As there were stations that played 50's and 60's music
But there was also stations that played Metal! When Zrock went away and was replaced by Christian Country I searched in vain for another station to listen to. With Nirvana hitting it big I found college radio and alternative music.
But Classic rock stations here are interesting and lame. They seem to only play music in 2 hour or 4 hour blocks, SO it's neat to hear something like barracuda only to have it followed by an 80's song like I ran so far away
You should have confessed to my tumblr /ask page. :P
Oh ok, hang on I'll just post it now, give me a sec
I mean, uhh
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the confession tumblr is technically still active, I dunno if crwth actually checks it anymore but if you don't mind probably not getting a response then you could vom a confession into it
A list of things, should you be of the gifting persuasion
then again how do I know, I haven't dated for years now
and the very thought of actually asking her to coffee or something is giving me mad anxiety, so I think I need to reassess myself before I do this whole thing
tldr: I am cowarding out
Let her decide if she's not interested, tam. Don't preempt the lady just cause you got brain probs.
I mean, I talk myself out of asking people out basically every time and just kind of let conversations taper off and die because the asking is super nerve wracking but I'm pretty sure asking people out is still the best thing to do
then at least you'll know if she is interested + also it is practice asking people out
Think of this as a win win
Either she says yes and hooray a date
Or she says no, which sucks in the short term, but it will let you actually experience rejection instead of just being afraid of it, and it will be less of a bogeyman for you in the future
Either you get what you want or you get some actual experiential data on what the worst case scenario feels like
Nothing to lose!
http://www.audioentropy.com/
aaaahhhhhhhhh god
I'm going to ask this lady to coffee on
uh
some day when we're not both working
fuckfuckfuckfuck
whyyyy am I like this
why can't I magically be more emotional durable
Asking her out is the first step of the magic spell to make yourself more emotionally durable!
http://www.audioentropy.com/
just usually about different things
And now I'm a nervous bundle of anxiety and depression who's capable of asking someone out without having a panic attack!
THIS CAN BE YOU
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Which means that you understand that in order to be good at something, you have to first be awful at it but keep doing it anyway
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Fair enough, I take your point.
I sent her a message "hey so would you like to get some coffee with me some time next week?"
I'm off to find a well to go sit at the bottom of. Goodbye forever, everybody!