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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    I, um

    I didn't mean to inadvertently compare having a black president to 9/11

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    I remember that Obs would show up in games organized in [chat]. It was weird.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Leitner wrote: »
    Who was the really right wing poster with the (Self proclaimed) ~~~model hot~~~ wife/girlfriend?

    crap either also katchem ash or child soldier guy who was always making alts and whose name i can't even remember now

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    I can only think of a few non-transient conservative posters in D&D over the years

    spool obviously, but there was Modern Man and knuckledragger and The Nomadic Circle

    probs one or two more that im forgetting

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    From the past few pages, all I can say is I hope I never do anything that makes anybody here remember me.

    I ate an engineer
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    I would basically just tell myself to propose really goddamn early and save myself a decade or so of horrible torment.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    PantsB wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Ege was much more notably awful than Obs

    Who had his rape comments in gif form as their sig? That was great
    olivaw
    Leitner wrote: »
    Who was the really right wing poster with the (Self proclaimed) ~~~model hot~~~ wife/girlfriend?
    learnedhand

    yay quiz time

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    HOLY GOD TNC

    I forgot about that nerd

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Yeah I would do lots of things differently if I could go back, but I wouldn't want to risk not ending up with my wife so I'd pass even though I'm sure other aspects of my life owuld be improved

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Oh, I would have also fought with my dad harder to buy a shitload of Red Hat stock when there was a window.

    That was a beautiful bubble I predicted and did not have the funds to participate in at the time. Alas.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    If you could push a magic button, roll the clock back and hop back in time into younger you with all the knowledge you have today...

    1: would you push the button?
    2: how young would you go?

    Yes. 14.

    13-15 is about what I was thinking also.

    There are some ISSUES regarding having any relationships during those first few years, but high school is one of those experiences that, in hindsight, is a lot less important than it seems and I would probably make some seriously different decisions.

    And I was thinking far less of money and more of going through that period of time where you wish you could tell yourself its gonna be okay... but taking it one step further.

    But if money was the thing, I would go back to when I was 13, and spend the next 10 years or so saving up every single penny I could. I would buy into a LOT of magic the gathering alpha and sell it off, I would do everything I could to have as much money as I could in 2002 so I could buy as many Apple shares as I could at 7 bucks a pop.

    At 15 some stuff happened that set up a lot of other stuff that lead to other stuff. I could have avoided all of that. Timing the .dot com boom/bust would be handy.

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Leitner wrote: »
    Who was the really right wing poster with the (Self proclaimed) ~~~model hot~~~ wife/girlfriend?

    TangledThorns

    they were swingers

    she ended up leaving him

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    ege said a terrible thing and like ten people sigged it. I think he later recanted but no one really let it drop, so he checked out permanently.

    The forums do that sometimes. Once they have a thing they don't let go of it and I dunno how fair it is if the person has genuinely changed and wants to move on.

    he said that rape can't physically hurt unless the man has a pneumatic drill for a penis

    that's memorable no matter how many sigs its quoted in

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    I would 100% press the button, but I have no idea if it would change anything.

    Also, going back with present-day knowledge might do more harm than good.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    yeah https is what google returns, sorry about that

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    ege said a terrible thing and like ten people sigged it. I think he later recanted but no one really let it drop, so he checked out permanently.

    The forums do that sometimes. Once they have a thing they don't let go of it and I dunno how fair it is if the person has genuinely changed and wants to move on.
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I, um

    I didn't mean to inadvertently compare having a black president to 9/11

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    From the past few pages, all I can say is I hope I never do anything that makes anybody here remember me.

    Gotta fly under the radar, my friend

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    if somehow I woke up and was me as a kid with my current memories I'd just kill myself then and there

    sometimes I have nightmares about that. about having to go through it all again

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    there were a few girls in high school / middle school that were fairly obviously into me but I didn't have the self confidence or self esteem to do anything about it. so going back with that knowledge would be fun.

    but yeah, idk.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    ege said a terrible thing and like ten people sigged it. I think he later recanted but no one really let it drop, so he checked out permanently.

    The forums do that sometimes. Once they have a thing they don't let go of it and I dunno how fair it is if the person has genuinely changed and wants to move on.

    he said that rape can't physically hurt unless the man has a pneumatic drill for a penis

    that's memorable no matter how many sigs its quoted in

    Oh god yeah it was idiotic and appalling.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    I'd def go back but I don't know how far back I could stomach going. Probably about 10 years, maybe befriend notch or something, get in on that sweet minecraft.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    HOLY GOD TNC

    I forgot about that nerd

    Also, Nerd

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    i think his preferred descriptor for his wife was "porno hot" not model hot

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    on the one hand, going back knowing what i know now could be beneficial

    on the other hand i'd know there would be like 10 years before i would have the entire internet in my pocket whenever i wanted to use it

    and several years before text messaging

    or google maps

    omg the past sucked you guys

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Oh, I would have also fought with my dad harder to buy a shitload of Red Hat stock when there was a window.

    That was a beautiful bubble I predicted and did not have the funds to participate in at the time. Alas.

    Had the same argument with my parents they ignored it. Also with Google

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Bethryn wrote: »
    I would 100% press the button, but I have no idea if it would change anything.

    Also, going back with present-day knowledge might do more harm than good.

    Well fuck, I just thought more of it and I realize I could save my cousin on 9/11 and possibly even stop it altogether because I remember the flight numbers and whatnot.

    And the question at that point becomes... you want to end up where you were, only better off or more at peace with the way your life went.

    Would you be willing to sit back and let bad things happen in the world to preserve the normal order, only making the smallest of inconsequential changes on the personal level

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    instead of stocks, i'd probably just fuck around with a ridiculous football accumulator

    "I guessed 27 football results in a row" is way cooler than "so i was on the stock market"

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    on the one hand, going back knowing what i know now could be beneficial

    on the other hand i'd know there would be like 10 years before i would have the entire internet in my pocket whenever i wanted to use it

    and several years before text messaging

    or google maps

    omg the past sucked you guys

    Plus you'd seem like a crazy person or a witch or something.


    NO REALLY THERE'S INTERNET EVERYWHERE, IT COMES THROUGH THE AIR TO MY POCKET! PEOPLE USE IT TO SEND PICTURES OF CATS TO EACH OTHER!

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    The Nomadic Circle counts as the very recent past for me

    Because of his direct comment to me about being a shallow Tehrani girl who runs after men with gold mercedes and have no loyalty to anything but bling

    I'm like lol u turkmen rube u wanna get into a middle east stereotype pissing contest with me you unwashed goat fucker let's go

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    That wasn't LearnedHand with the wife, he still pops up in the internet dating thread every few months to talk about how those women be crazy to not throw themselves at him. And his weird hangup on something to do with Asians that I can't quite remember.

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Oh man, yea, a lot of fun could be had with Brady/Wrong Manning super bowl.

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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    Yes, it was Pornohot which is even more perfect. Thanks internet anthropologists.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Actually I might just go back specifically to punch that one neighbor in the face and to make them drive more slowly so they don't kill the neurotic huggy drooling cat composed wholly of love.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    The Nomadic Circle counts as the very recent past for me

    Because of his direct comment to me about being a shallow Tehrani girl who runs after men with gold mercedes and have no loyalty to anything but bling

    I'm like lol u turkmen rube u wanna get into a middle east stereotype pissing contest with me you unwashed goat fucker let's go

    twist beast totally has a gold mercedes tho

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    If you could push a magic button, roll the clock back and hop back in time into younger you with all the knowledge you have today...

    1: would you push the button?
    2: how young would you go?

    id be a bit afraid to since it might mean I unintentionally fuck things up with the wife and don't end up as supremely happy as I am now but
    This is the same reason why I wouldn't go back too far, even though I think a very young version of myself would benefit a lot more than an adult-but-younger version of me. If I go back TOO far, I'd never meet my current girlfriend and... I can't imagine life without her.

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    That wasn't LearnedHand with the wife, he still pops up in the internet dating thread every few months to talk about how those women be crazy to not throw themselves at him. And his weird hangup on something to do with Asians that I can't quite remember.

    I'm pretty sure it was anything to do with Asians

    Psn:wazukki
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Bethryn wrote: »
    I would 100% press the button, but I have no idea if it would change anything.

    Also, going back with present-day knowledge might do more harm than good.

    Well fuck, I just thought more of it and I realize I could save my cousin on 9/11 and possibly even stop it altogether because I remember the flight numbers and whatnot.

    And the question at that point becomes... you want to end up where you were, only better off or more at peace with the way your life went.

    Would you be willing to sit back and let bad things happen in the world to preserve the normal order, only making the smallest of inconsequential changes on the personal level

    I take back the above. I'd stop the shenanigans in Dade county in 2000 and save the world no end of misery

    then I'd kill myself

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    The Nomadic Circle counts as the very recent past for me

    Because of his direct comment to me about being a shallow Tehrani girl who runs after men with gold mercedes and have no loyalty to anything but bling

    I'm like lol u turkmen rube u wanna get into a middle east stereotype pissing contest with me you unwashed goat fucker let's go

    my favorite post of yours

    right here

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    PantsB wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Ege was much more notably awful than Obs

    Who had his rape comments in gif form as their sig? That was great
    olivaw
    Leitner wrote: »
    Who was the really right wing poster with the (Self proclaimed) ~~~model hot~~~ wife/girlfriend?
    learnedhand

    yay quiz time

    I can barely fucking remember things about people I know in real life, how do you do this?

    GIVE ME THE SECRET, MANCUB. CLUE ME WHAT TO DO!

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    instead of stocks, i'd probably just fuck around with a ridiculous football accumulator

    "I guessed 27 football results in a row" is way cooler than "so i was on the stock market"

    "City are going to win the Premier League"

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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