Sorry about the late posting, had an evening with the boyfriend.
In what's being hailed as a major breakthrough, scientists have synthesized Cards Against Humanity in the lab. (Chamberlain)
In what's being hailed as a major breakthrough, scientists have synthesized a neck beard that is 10% cheese in the lab. (TheRoadVirus)
In what's being hailed as a major breakthrough, scientists have synthesized what remains of my penis in the lab. (QuestionablySane)
In what's being hailed as a major breakthrough, scientists have synthesized the grey nutrient broth that sustains Mitt Romney in the lab. (NotoriusBEN)
In what's being hailed as a major breakthrough, scientists have synthesized a sane Republican in the lab. (LostNinja)
In what's being hailed as a major breakthrough, scientists have synthesized three consecutive seconds of happiness in the lab. (Discrider) (*)
In what's being hailed as a major breakthrough, scientists have synthesized a bag of magic beans in the lab. (Cythraul)
Audience, please vote in green for what you think deserves a big fat bag of grant money.
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Once again, I feel confident until I see the other entries
Now we shall expand our minds. And possibly other things.
Hey there, Young Scientists! Put on your labcoats and strap on your safety goggles, because today we're learning about cutting off a flamingo's legs with garden shears! (Cythraul)
Hey there, Young Scientists! Put on your labcoats and strap on your safety goggles, because today we're learning about Viagra! (Discrider) (*)
Hey there, Young Scientists! Put on your labcoats and strap on your safety goggles, because today we're learning about subduing a grizzly bear and making her your wife! (LostNinja)
Hey there, Young Scientists! Put on your labcoats and strap on your safety goggles, because today we're learning about copping a feel! (QuestionablySane)
Hey there, Young Scientists! Put on your labcoats and strap on your safety goggles, because today we're learning about Ebola! (TheRoadVirus)
Hey there, Young Scientists! Put on your labcoats and strap on your safety goggles, because today we're learning about Turkish oil wrestling! (Chamberlain)
Hey there, Young Scientists! Put on your labcoats and strap on your safety goggles, because today we're learning about hormone injections! (NotoriusBEN)
Audience, please vote in green for why you signed up for this course.
Sorry about the late posting, archive binges are a bitch to pull out of.
In M Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that Nazis had really been an oppressed people with a vibrant culture all along. (Discrider)
In M Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that being popular and good at sports had really been the true meaning of Christmas all along. (Cythraul)
In M Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that mom's new boyfriend had really been mom's old boyfriend, but this time dressed like a British nanny who was babysitting us all along. (TheRoadVirus) (*)
In M Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that the dentist had really been filling a man's anus with concrete all along. (QuestionablySane)
In M Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that having a strong opinion about Obamacare had really been too much cocaine all along. (Chamberlain)
In M Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that Hulk Hogan had really been buying virtual clothes for a Sim family instead of real clothes for a real family all along. (NotoriusBEN)
In M Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that Barack Obama had really been setting my balls on fire and cartwheeling to Ohio all along. (LostNinja)
Audience, please vote in green for the twist you didn't see coming.
In M Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that mom's new boyfriend had really been mom's old boyfriend, but this time dressed like a British nanny who was babysitting us all along.
Ah, the Mrs. Doubtfire / Victor / Victoria mashup we've all been waiting for!
AnialosCollies are love, Collies are life!Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered Userregular
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In M Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that mom's new boyfriend had really been mom's old boyfriend, but this time dressed like a British nanny who was babysitting us all along.
If I give you $5, will I actually get anything in exchange?
We’re so glad you asked! No.
Why are you selling nothing?
On Black Friday, everybody is selling something. We’re the only company to offer the superior Black Friday experience of buying nothing.
But really, I’ll get something, right?
No, we’re not even taking your shipping address. All we have to offer is nothing.
But I need to buy your game right now.
Sometimes buying nothing is better than buying Cards Against Humanity. This is one of those times.
If I give you $5, what are you going to do with the money?
That’s for us to know and you to find out. We’ll make the announcement soon.
Why would anyone just give you $5?
Because the greatest Black Friday gift of all is buying nothing. We’re offering that for the rock-bottom price of $5. How can you afford NOT to seize this incredible opportunity?
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Tempted to do it juuuuust in case they actually send something for whatever reason. But nah.
If you lack energy, it's probably because you don't want to get swallowed up by Black Friday.
Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is Keanu Reeves? Zoloft. (QuestionablySane)
Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is Texas? Zoloft. (Chamberlain)
Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is a big hoopla about nothing? Zoloft. (Cythraul)
Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is another goddamn vampire movie? Zoloft. (Discrider)
Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is ennui? Zoloft. (TheRoadVirus) (*)
Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is oversized lollipops? Zoloft. (LostNinja)
Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is rising sea levels consistent with scientific predictions? Zoloft. (NotoriusBEN)
Audience, please vote in green for what you'd blame your seasonal depression on.
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I should've been more suspicious when he handed over a hip flask without a fight.
Every Christmas, my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about picking up girls at the abortion clinic. (Cythraul)
Every Christmas, my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about AIDS. (QuestionablySane)
Every Christmas, my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about buying the right pants to be cool. (NotoriusBEN)
Every Christmas, my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about failing the Turing test. (TheRoadVirus)
Every Christmas, my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about sneezing, farting and cumming at the same time. (LostNinja)
Every Christmas, my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about poor life choices. (Chamberlain) (*)
Every Christmas, my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about peeing into a girl's butt to make a baby. (Discrider)
Audience, please vote in green for the story uncle usually tells before passing out.
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I'm really not sure how you fail the Turing test, but that certainly seems like a drunk story.
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In what's being hailed as a major breakthrough, scientists have synthesized Cards Against Humanity in the lab. (Chamberlain)
In what's being hailed as a major breakthrough, scientists have synthesized a neck beard that is 10% cheese in the lab. (TheRoadVirus)
In what's being hailed as a major breakthrough, scientists have synthesized what remains of my penis in the lab. (QuestionablySane)
In what's being hailed as a major breakthrough, scientists have synthesized the grey nutrient broth that sustains Mitt Romney in the lab. (NotoriusBEN)
In what's being hailed as a major breakthrough, scientists have synthesized a sane Republican in the lab. (LostNinja)
In what's being hailed as a major breakthrough, scientists have synthesized three consecutive seconds of happiness in the lab. (Discrider) (*)
In what's being hailed as a major breakthrough, scientists have synthesized a bag of magic beans in the lab. (Cythraul)
Audience, please vote in green for what you think deserves a big fat bag of grant money.
... and they're willing to sell it to you, at only $1k a pop.
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]
Round 7
Hey there, Young Scientists! Put on your labcoats and strap on your safety goggles, because today we're learning about _______!
Please PM your answers while we watch to see if the kids can replicate happiness.
Hey there, Young Scientists! Put on your labcoats and strap on your safety goggles, because today we're learning about cutting off a flamingo's legs with garden shears! (Cythraul)
Hey there, Young Scientists! Put on your labcoats and strap on your safety goggles, because today we're learning about Viagra! (Discrider) (*)
Hey there, Young Scientists! Put on your labcoats and strap on your safety goggles, because today we're learning about subduing a grizzly bear and making her your wife! (LostNinja)
Hey there, Young Scientists! Put on your labcoats and strap on your safety goggles, because today we're learning about copping a feel! (QuestionablySane)
Hey there, Young Scientists! Put on your labcoats and strap on your safety goggles, because today we're learning about Ebola! (TheRoadVirus)
Hey there, Young Scientists! Put on your labcoats and strap on your safety goggles, because today we're learning about Turkish oil wrestling! (Chamberlain)
Hey there, Young Scientists! Put on your labcoats and strap on your safety goggles, because today we're learning about hormone injections! (NotoriusBEN)
Audience, please vote in green for why you signed up for this course.
Freshman physics, baby!
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]
Subduing a grizzly bear and making her your wife!
The call for safety glasses in particular makes it.
Round 8
In M Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that _______ had really been _______ all along.
Please PM your answers while I try to recover from the revelation of who left those stains.
In M Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that Nazis had really been an oppressed people with a vibrant culture all along. (Discrider)
In M Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that being popular and good at sports had really been the true meaning of Christmas all along. (Cythraul)
In M Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that mom's new boyfriend had really been mom's old boyfriend, but this time dressed like a British nanny who was babysitting us all along. (TheRoadVirus) (*)
In M Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that the dentist had really been filling a man's anus with concrete all along. (QuestionablySane)
In M Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that having a strong opinion about Obamacare had really been too much cocaine all along. (Chamberlain)
In M Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that Hulk Hogan had really been buying virtual clothes for a Sim family instead of real clothes for a real family all along. (NotoriusBEN)
In M Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that Barack Obama had really been setting my balls on fire and cartwheeling to Ohio all along. (LostNinja)
Audience, please vote in green for the twist you didn't see coming.
Ah, the Mrs. Doubtfire / Victor / Victoria mashup we've all been waiting for!
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]
Round 9
Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is _______? Zoloft.
Please PM your answers while everyone recovers from the gluttony-induced comas.
https://store.cardsagainsthumanity.com/
The margins are probably way better
Roughly infinity percent better!
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Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is Keanu Reeves? Zoloft. (QuestionablySane)
Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is Texas? Zoloft. (Chamberlain)
Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is a big hoopla about nothing? Zoloft. (Cythraul)
Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is another goddamn vampire movie? Zoloft. (Discrider)
Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is ennui? Zoloft. (TheRoadVirus) (*)
Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is oversized lollipops? Zoloft. (LostNinja)
Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is rising sea levels consistent with scientific predictions? Zoloft. (NotoriusBEN)
Audience, please vote in green for what you'd blame your seasonal depression on.
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]
Round 10
Every Christmas, my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about _______.
Please PM your answers while I try to get auntie to herd uncle away from the adult punch.
Every Christmas, my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about picking up girls at the abortion clinic. (Cythraul)
Every Christmas, my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about AIDS. (QuestionablySane)
Every Christmas, my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about buying the right pants to be cool. (NotoriusBEN)
Every Christmas, my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about failing the Turing test. (TheRoadVirus)
Every Christmas, my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about sneezing, farting and cumming at the same time. (LostNinja)
Every Christmas, my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about poor life choices. (Chamberlain) (*)
Every Christmas, my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about peeing into a girl's butt to make a baby. (Discrider)
Audience, please vote in green for the story uncle usually tells before passing out.
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]