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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    @Hakkekage

    Well fuck.

    I just heard the DLC path for FE doesn't come out until March UNLESS you get the special edition.

    Which is complete and utter bullshit.

    So now my options are: Hunt down a price jacked special edition or wait until March to play this god damn game.

    If this is true I am soooooo maaaadddddd.

    why you wanna ONLY play the 3rd path??

    And yes I am also mad at nintendo AGAIN for not making enough copies of the special edition leaving the field open for fucking scalpers AGAIN but also still bending over and willingly presenting my tender butthole to them AGAIN

    Because I hate alternate timeline bullshit. So I just want to pick one and play that one as if it is the only game. And the third path seems to make the most sense for that.

    You haven't been buttfucked by Nintendo enough

    report to The Chamber for remedial buttfucking

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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Teenagers these days...the power of technology to enhance the humiliation of your peers is beyond my reckoning

    Poor Brosmanship
    5 yard penalty

    screw the bro code

    Mr Brobachev TEAR DOWN THIS WALL
    you never embarrass a bro in public and especially not in front of a girl he likes. That's friendship 101. Friendship is magic. Magic is part of the wizarding world of harry part.
    ergo post hoc subito ecce, you have been sorted into a fanfiction fifth harry potter house made up of half angel/demons.

    What kinda goody-two-shoes...

    In my world you always embarrass a bro in front of every girl.

    That's just how it be.

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    welcome to hockey guys emporium of babies on daddies
    not to be confused with demon stacey's emporium of baby daddies

    Bless your heart.
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Teenagers these days...the power of technology to enhance the humiliation of your peers is beyond my reckoning

    Poor Brosmanship
    5 yard penalty

    screw the bro code

    Mr Brobachev TEAR DOWN THIS WALL
    you never embarrass a bro in public and especially not in front of a girl he likes. That's friendship 101. Friendship is magic. Magic is part of the wizarding world of harry part.
    ergo post hoc subito ecce, you have been sorted into a fanfiction fifth harry potter house made up of half angel/demons.

    in high school all friends are false

    do not be fooled by claims of eternal bonding, of forever friends, of best friend bracelets

    these are fleeting promises

    im still super close friends with two of my high school bros.
    frands5eva

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    in high school all friends are false

    do not be fooled by claims of eternal bonding, of forever friends, of best friend bracelets

    these are fleeting promises

    Who was she, and what did she do that made you take off the friendship bracelet and tear it in half on the playground?

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    BEAST! wrote: »
    hey guys, super dizzy this morning and constantly feel like i need to puke...things are going great!

    is Hakkes draining you of your life energy in an attempt to rejuvenate her withered skin

    gi5h0gjqwti1.jpg
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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Oh also THOSE GOD DAMN TACOS I MADE LAST NIGHT.

    SO fucking good.

    I ate 5 and had to stop myself to ensure I had some leftovers for lunch today.

    I could've eaten the whole batch.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    i thought i had a good pic of my babby in full derp mode sleeping on hockey guy.
    i do not.

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    zagdrobzagdrob Registered User regular
    Morning all!

    How's your hump day going so far?

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    I feel like the fire juggling thing was staged, or he was using some weird fuel that you'd never actually use when fire performing

    or the bro had just re-Axe'd

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    zagdrob wrote: »
    Morning all!

    How's your hump day going so far?

    humpless ):

    gi5h0gjqwti1.jpg
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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    @Hakkekage

    Well fuck.

    I just heard the DLC path for FE doesn't come out until March UNLESS you get the special edition.

    Which is complete and utter bullshit.

    So now my options are: Hunt down a price jacked special edition or wait until March to play this god damn game.

    If this is true I am soooooo maaaadddddd.

    why you wanna ONLY play the 3rd path??

    And yes I am also mad at nintendo AGAIN for not making enough copies of the special edition leaving the field open for fucking scalpers AGAIN but also still bending over and willingly presenting my tender butthole to them AGAIN

    is it tender anymore?

    isn't it more worn out

    used

    by nintendo

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Just got a letter from a Sovereign Citizen

    She is "rejecting our offer to contract"

    Lol

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    @Gonmun There's probably very little malice involved.

    It's probably you're too good to replace, and risk getting some incompetent fuck.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    i thought i had a good pic of my babby in full derp mode sleeping on hockey guy.
    i do not.

    obsqpZzl.jpg

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    NNID: Hakkekage
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    @Hakkekage

    Well fuck.

    I just heard the DLC path for FE doesn't come out until March UNLESS you get the special edition.

    Which is complete and utter bullshit.

    So now my options are: Hunt down a price jacked special edition or wait until March to play this god damn game.

    If this is true I am soooooo maaaadddddd.

    why you wanna ONLY play the 3rd path??

    And yes I am also mad at nintendo AGAIN for not making enough copies of the special edition leaving the field open for fucking scalpers AGAIN but also still bending over and willingly presenting my tender butthole to them AGAIN

    Because I hate alternate timeline bullshit. So I just want to pick one and play that one as if it is the only game. And the third path seems to make the most sense for that.

    You haven't been buttfucked by Nintendo enough

    report to The Chamber for remedial buttfucking

    *hands out literature studying the Zelda timeline*

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    @Hakkekage

    Well fuck.

    I just heard the DLC path for FE doesn't come out until March UNLESS you get the special edition.

    Which is complete and utter bullshit.

    So now my options are: Hunt down a price jacked special edition or wait until March to play this god damn game.

    If this is true I am soooooo maaaadddddd.

    why you wanna ONLY play the 3rd path??

    And yes I am also mad at nintendo AGAIN for not making enough copies of the special edition leaving the field open for fucking scalpers AGAIN but also still bending over and willingly presenting my tender butthole to them AGAIN

    Because I hate alternate timeline bullshit. So I just want to pick one and play that one as if it is the only game. And the third path seems to make the most sense for that.

    You haven't been buttfucked by Nintendo enough

    report to The Chamber for remedial buttfucking

    Being buttfucked by Nintendo is a feature not a bug

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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    i thought i had a good pic of my babby in full derp mode sleeping on hockey guy.
    i do not.

    obsqpZzl.jpg
    you're leaving out 99% of the story here......

    dfzn9elrnajf.png
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Deebs, Hakkes has absconded with your babb!

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    i thought i had a good pic of my babby in full derp mode sleeping on hockey guy.
    i do not.

    obsqpZzl.jpg
    you're leaving out 99% of the story here......

    HE PEED ON ME

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    i thought i had a good pic of my babby in full derp mode sleeping on hockey guy.
    i do not.

    http://i.imgur.com/obsqpZzl.jpg

    nooooo.....
    my easy awesomes

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    also I want to note that your babby and I have the same skin tone god bless the honey-skinned race of future world conquerors

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    NNID: Hakkekage
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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    i thought i had a good pic of my babby in full derp mode sleeping on hockey guy.
    i do not.

    obsqpZzl.jpg
    you're leaving out 99% of the story here......

    HE PEED ON ME
    yes....when we lifted him up after this nap we realized he had peed all over hakks

    dfzn9elrnajf.png
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    hockey guy is grinning because she's imagining how far she could throw the baby.

    Bless your heart.
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    i thought i had a good pic of my babby in full derp mode sleeping on hockey guy.
    i do not.

    http://i.imgur.com/obsqpZzl.jpg

    nooooo.....
    my easy awesomes

    I will exploit your child for the fresh fresh farms

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    i thought i had a good pic of my babby in full derp mode sleeping on hockey guy.
    i do not.

    http://i.imgur.com/obsqpZzl.jpg
    you're leaving out 99% of the story here......

    HE PEED ON ME
    yes....when we lifted him up after this nap we realized he had peed all over hakks

    babies gonna babe

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Just got a letter from a Sovereign Citizen

    She is "rejecting our offer to contract"

    Lol

    Get the county sheriff to offer the contract

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited January 2016
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Teenagers these days...the power of technology to enhance the humiliation of your peers is beyond my reckoning

    Poor Brosmanship
    5 yard penalty

    screw the bro code

    Mr Brobachev TEAR DOWN THIS WALL
    you never embarrass a bro in public and especially not in front of a girl he likes. That's friendship 101. Friendship is magic. Magic is part of the wizarding world of harry part.
    ergo post hoc subito ecce, you have been sorted into a fanfiction fifth harry potter house made up of half angel/demons.

    What kinda goody-two-shoes...

    In my world you always embarrass a bro in front of every girl.

    That's just how it be.

    Ruling on the field is under review.



    Upon review of the ruling, the penalty has been overturned. Brocode dictates all non-verbal, text based brommunication involving desirable members of the opposite, or same, sex are fair game for brobarassment. Subsection A, paragraph 3, codicil to "Talk Shit, Get Hit."

    matt has a problem on
    nibXTE7.png
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    One of the perks to working at a doctor's office:

    Coworker - "I am feeling exhausted lately"
    Boss - "Let's run some blood tests"

    half hour later

    Boss - "Oh your iron levels are super low. I'm going to get you started on IV iron." (I think it's venofer)

    Coworker - "How much is that going to cost?"
    Boss - "Oh it only costs the office about $40, don't worry about it."

    They charge the patients like $400 for venofer.

    Affordable Health Care!

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    garbage day

    poo
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    what is life but a farmville simulator

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    i thought i had a good pic of my babby in full derp mode sleeping on hockey guy.
    i do not.

    http://i.imgur.com/obsqpZzl.jpg
    you're leaving out 99% of the story here......

    HE PEED ON ME
    yes....when we lifted him up after this nap we realized he had peed all over hakks

    babies gonna babe

    ahem

    I'm the babe here

    right

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    i thought i had a good pic of my babby in full derp mode sleeping on hockey guy.
    i do not.

    http://i.imgur.com/obsqpZzl.jpg
    you're leaving out 99% of the story here......

    HE PEED ON ME
    yes....when we lifted him up after this nap we realized he had peed all over hakks

    babies gonna babe

    ahem

    I'm the babe here

    right

    so. . .you peed all over yourself?

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Teenagers these days...the power of technology to enhance the humiliation of your peers is beyond my reckoning

    Poor Brosmanship
    5 yard penalty

    screw the bro code

    Mr Brobachev TEAR DOWN THIS WALL
    you never embarrass a bro in public and especially not in front of a girl he likes. That's friendship 101. Friendship is magic. Magic is part of the wizarding world of harry part.
    ergo post hoc subito ecce, you have been sorted into a fanfiction fifth harry potter house made up of half angel/demons.

    What kinda goody-two-shoes...

    In my world you always embarrass a bro in front of every girl.

    That's just how it be.

    Ruling on the field is under review.



    Upon review of the ruling, the penalty has been overturned. Brocode dictates all non-verbal, text based brommunication involving desirable members of the opposite, or same, sex are fair game fro brobarassment. Subsection A, paragraph 3, codicil to "Talk Shit, Get Hit."

    BUT WHAT'S A CATCH IN THE NFL????

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    i thought i had a good pic of my babby in full derp mode sleeping on hockey guy.
    i do not.

    http://i.imgur.com/obsqpZzl.jpg
    you're leaving out 99% of the story here......

    HE PEED ON ME
    yes....when we lifted him up after this nap we realized he had peed all over hakks

    babies gonna babe

    ahem

    I'm the babe here

    right

    that got r kelly'd

    Bless your heart.
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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    zagdrob wrote: »
    Morning all!

    How's your hump day going so far?

    My life is currently groundhogs day pretty much.

    But there's apparently going to be a collectible card game convention at the place I'm working this weekend which is going to be all sorts of fantastic people watching. Combine that with a foot of snow and it's going to get interesting.

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    i thought i had a good pic of my babby in full derp mode sleeping on hockey guy.
    i do not.

    http://i.imgur.com/obsqpZzl.jpg
    you're leaving out 99% of the story here......

    HE PEED ON ME
    yes....when we lifted him up after this nap we realized he had peed all over hakks

    babies gonna babe

    ahem

    I'm the babe here

    right

    so. . .you peed all over yourself?

    That's normally Beast-o's job.

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Gonmun There's probably very little malice involved.

    It's probably you're too good to replace, and risk getting some incompetent fuck.

    I guess I can see that given I have the job that everyone in the office says they don't want or can't do because of the crap that I have to put up with.

    Just...it's draining. I hate to say I'm jaded because I don't get up dreading the notion of coming to work everyday. It's just there are quite a few shitty people that I deal with daily and it is tiring. That and for a job that is apparently oh so important I feel like I'm the lowest spot on the totem pole when dealing with anyone. I have no guidance whatsoever with regards to how I fit into the hierarchy of the company and what actions I can take with regards to things aside from when there is shit I'm given that is incredibly sketchy or send up flags for me that might mean we aren't going to get paid for a load or are dealing with someone we've had issues with in the past.

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Wash wrote: »

    mya ha ha

    mya ha ha ha ha ha ha

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