I didn't think the idea of a secret strategy could get stupider
You know maybe this is what the mariners have been doing to me this year vari. They aren't actually losing games, they have a secret strat for winning the world series they just aren't showing me.
its so secret that they wont even implement it. that way no one can will ever figure out how to beat it!
Well now I feel better.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Is this step one on the plan to get all the jobs back? Let them go to other countries and then invade them?
Ok maybe I'm crazy, but wouldn't it be obvious which states trump is targeting by all the ad buys in the state? Like you can't secretly run for president in a state?
He thinks he doesn't need campaign ads, maybe?
The bigger question was raised in the Washington Post interview, and that is what is the secret state?
TRUMP: Well, I’d rather not say. Because why should I highlight it? But we have some states that I think are very competitive in that no Republican has ever been competitive in. But I’d rather not say what they are. Don’t you agree with that? I’d rather not say what they are.
RUCKER: So you’ll win with the secret state strategy?
TRUMP: No, not the secret state, no. But I have states, and you know this, I have states that no other Republican would do well in that I think I’m gonna win. But I don’t want to name those states.
Is it Nega-Florida? Neo New Mexico?
Mega City One.
Oceania.
District 13
Numenor
Discworld
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Is this step one on the plan to get all the jobs back? Let them go to other countries and then invade them?
Ok maybe I'm crazy, but wouldn't it be obvious which states trump is targeting by all the ad buys in the state? Like you can't secretly run for president in a state?
He thinks he doesn't need campaign ads, maybe?
The bigger question was raised in the Washington Post interview, and that is what is the secret state?
TRUMP: Well, I’d rather not say. Because why should I highlight it? But we have some states that I think are very competitive in that no Republican has ever been competitive in. But I’d rather not say what they are. Don’t you agree with that? I’d rather not say what they are.
RUCKER: So you’ll win with the secret state strategy?
TRUMP: No, not the secret state, no. But I have states, and you know this, I have states that no other Republican would do well in that I think I’m gonna win. But I don’t want to name those states.
Is it Nega-Florida? Neo New Mexico?
Mega City One.
Neo-Tokyo
"If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
Is this step one on the plan to get all the jobs back? Let them go to other countries and then invade them?
Ok maybe I'm crazy, but wouldn't it be obvious which states trump is targeting by all the ad buys in the state? Like you can't secretly run for president in a state?
He thinks he doesn't need campaign ads, maybe?
The bigger question was raised in the Washington Post interview, and that is what is the secret state?
TRUMP: Well, I’d rather not say. Because why should I highlight it? But we have some states that I think are very competitive in that no Republican has ever been competitive in. But I’d rather not say what they are. Don’t you agree with that? I’d rather not say what they are.
RUCKER: So you’ll win with the secret state strategy?
TRUMP: No, not the secret state, no. But I have states, and you know this, I have states that no other Republican would do well in that I think I’m gonna win. But I don’t want to name those states.
Is it Nega-Florida? Neo New Mexico?
He's listed off totally random blue states before. He's going to win New York because New York knows him and loves him. He's going to win California because ???.
He might also be including, idk, Wisconsin/Michigan, which were known to be "swing" states that could be targeted by the right candidate but are also effectively blue.
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TRUMP: Well, I’d rather not say. Because why should I highlight it? But we have some states that I think are very competitive in that no Republican has ever been competitive in. But I’d rather not say what they are. Don’t you agree with that? I’d rather not say what they are.
RUCKER: So you’ll win with the secret state strategy?
TRUMP: No, not the secret state, no. But I have states, and you know this, I have states that no other Republican would do well in that I think I’m gonna win. But I don’t want to name those states.
Is it Nega-Florida? Neo New Mexico?
Smontana
New Forlington
Megasota
The Lands Below, or Feldarkbad
Pandora
Is this step one on the plan to get all the jobs back? Let them go to other countries and then invade them?
Ok maybe I'm crazy, but wouldn't it be obvious which states trump is targeting by all the ad buys in the state? Like you can't secretly run for president in a state?
He thinks he doesn't need campaign ads, maybe?
The bigger question was raised in the Washington Post interview, and that is what is the secret state?
TRUMP: Well, I’d rather not say. Because why should I highlight it? But we have some states that I think are very competitive in that no Republican has ever been competitive in. But I’d rather not say what they are. Don’t you agree with that? I’d rather not say what they are.
RUCKER: So you’ll win with the secret state strategy?
TRUMP: No, not the secret state, no. But I have states, and you know this, I have states that no other Republican would do well in that I think I’m gonna win. But I don’t want to name those states.
Is it Nega-Florida? Neo New Mexico?
Mega City One.
Oceania.
District 13
Numenor
Discworld
The One Ring gives the wearer power "according to their stature". What would happen to trump if he put it on?
Is this step one on the plan to get all the jobs back? Let them go to other countries and then invade them?
Ok maybe I'm crazy, but wouldn't it be obvious which states trump is targeting by all the ad buys in the state? Like you can't secretly run for president in a state?
He thinks he doesn't need campaign ads, maybe?
The bigger question was raised in the Washington Post interview, and that is what is the secret state?
TRUMP: Well, I’d rather not say. Because why should I highlight it? But we have some states that I think are very competitive in that no Republican has ever been competitive in. But I’d rather not say what they are. Don’t you agree with that? I’d rather not say what they are.
RUCKER: So you’ll win with the secret state strategy?
TRUMP: No, not the secret state, no. But I have states, and you know this, I have states that no other Republican would do well in that I think I’m gonna win. But I don’t want to name those states.
Is it Nega-Florida? Neo New Mexico?
Mega City One.
Oceania.
District 13
Numenor
Discworld
The One Ring gives the wearer power "according to their stature". What would happen to trump if he put it on?
Fingers too small
I ate an engineer
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Is this step one on the plan to get all the jobs back? Let them go to other countries and then invade them?
Ok maybe I'm crazy, but wouldn't it be obvious which states trump is targeting by all the ad buys in the state? Like you can't secretly run for president in a state?
He thinks he doesn't need campaign ads, maybe?
The bigger question was raised in the Washington Post interview, and that is what is the secret state?
TRUMP: Well, I’d rather not say. Because why should I highlight it? But we have some states that I think are very competitive in that no Republican has ever been competitive in. But I’d rather not say what they are. Don’t you agree with that? I’d rather not say what they are.
RUCKER: So you’ll win with the secret state strategy?
TRUMP: No, not the secret state, no. But I have states, and you know this, I have states that no other Republican would do well in that I think I’m gonna win. But I don’t want to name those states.
Is it Nega-Florida? Neo New Mexico?
Mega City One.
Oceania.
District 13
Numenor
Discworld
The One Ring gives the wearer power "according to their stature". What would happen to trump if he put it on?
he would turn into a giant carrot that constantly leaked diarrhea from its mouth
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KalTorakOne way or another, they all end up inthe Undercity.Registered Userregular
Is this step one on the plan to get all the jobs back? Let them go to other countries and then invade them?
Ok maybe I'm crazy, but wouldn't it be obvious which states trump is targeting by all the ad buys in the state? Like you can't secretly run for president in a state?
He thinks he doesn't need campaign ads, maybe?
The bigger question was raised in the Washington Post interview, and that is what is the secret state?
TRUMP: Well, I’d rather not say. Because why should I highlight it? But we have some states that I think are very competitive in that no Republican has ever been competitive in. But I’d rather not say what they are. Don’t you agree with that? I’d rather not say what they are.
RUCKER: So you’ll win with the secret state strategy?
TRUMP: No, not the secret state, no. But I have states, and you know this, I have states that no other Republican would do well in that I think I’m gonna win. But I don’t want to name those states.
Is it Nega-Florida? Neo New Mexico?
Mega City One.
Oceania.
District 13
Numenor
Discworld
The One Ring gives the wearer power "according to their stature". What would happen to trump if he put it on?
Is this step one on the plan to get all the jobs back? Let them go to other countries and then invade them?
Ok maybe I'm crazy, but wouldn't it be obvious which states trump is targeting by all the ad buys in the state? Like you can't secretly run for president in a state?
He thinks he doesn't need campaign ads, maybe?
The bigger question was raised in the Washington Post interview, and that is what is the secret state?
TRUMP: Well, I’d rather not say. Because why should I highlight it? But we have some states that I think are very competitive in that no Republican has ever been competitive in. But I’d rather not say what they are. Don’t you agree with that? I’d rather not say what they are.
RUCKER: So you’ll win with the secret state strategy?
TRUMP: No, not the secret state, no. But I have states, and you know this, I have states that no other Republican would do well in that I think I’m gonna win. But I don’t want to name those states.
Is it Nega-Florida? Neo New Mexico?
Mega City One.
Oceania.
District 13
Numenor
Discworld
The One Ring gives the wearer power "according to their stature". What would happen to trump if he put it on?
He gains the magical ability to be found by pissed off ring wraiths... That's all
Is this step one on the plan to get all the jobs back? Let them go to other countries and then invade them?
Ok maybe I'm crazy, but wouldn't it be obvious which states trump is targeting by all the ad buys in the state? Like you can't secretly run for president in a state?
He thinks he doesn't need campaign ads, maybe?
The bigger question was raised in the Washington Post interview, and that is what is the secret state?
TRUMP: Well, I’d rather not say. Because why should I highlight it? But we have some states that I think are very competitive in that no Republican has ever been competitive in. But I’d rather not say what they are. Don’t you agree with that? I’d rather not say what they are.
RUCKER: So you’ll win with the secret state strategy?
TRUMP: No, not the secret state, no. But I have states, and you know this, I have states that no other Republican would do well in that I think I’m gonna win. But I don’t want to name those states.
Is it Nega-Florida? Neo New Mexico?
Mega City One.
Oceania.
District 13
Numenor
Discworld
The One Ring gives the wearer power "according to their stature". What would happen to trump if he put it on?
he would turn into a giant carrot that constantly leaked diarrhea from its mouth
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Is this step one on the plan to get all the jobs back? Let them go to other countries and then invade them?
Ok maybe I'm crazy, but wouldn't it be obvious which states trump is targeting by all the ad buys in the state? Like you can't secretly run for president in a state?
He thinks he doesn't need campaign ads, maybe?
The bigger question was raised in the Washington Post interview, and that is what is the secret state?
TRUMP: Well, I’d rather not say. Because why should I highlight it? But we have some states that I think are very competitive in that no Republican has ever been competitive in. But I’d rather not say what they are. Don’t you agree with that? I’d rather not say what they are.
RUCKER: So you’ll win with the secret state strategy?
TRUMP: No, not the secret state, no. But I have states, and you know this, I have states that no other Republican would do well in that I think I’m gonna win. But I don’t want to name those states.
Is it Nega-Florida? Neo New Mexico?
Mega City One.
Oceania.
District 13
Numenor
Discworld
The One Ring gives the wearer power "according to their stature". What would happen to trump if he put it on?
he would turn into a giant carrot that constantly leaked diarrhea from its mouth
So... he already has it!?
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Is this step one on the plan to get all the jobs back? Let them go to other countries and then invade them?
Ok maybe I'm crazy, but wouldn't it be obvious which states trump is targeting by all the ad buys in the state? Like you can't secretly run for president in a state?
He thinks he doesn't need campaign ads, maybe?
The bigger question was raised in the Washington Post interview, and that is what is the secret state?
TRUMP: Well, I’d rather not say. Because why should I highlight it? But we have some states that I think are very competitive in that no Republican has ever been competitive in. But I’d rather not say what they are. Don’t you agree with that? I’d rather not say what they are.
RUCKER: So you’ll win with the secret state strategy?
TRUMP: No, not the secret state, no. But I have states, and you know this, I have states that no other Republican would do well in that I think I’m gonna win. But I don’t want to name those states.
Is it Nega-Florida? Neo New Mexico?
Mega City One.
Oceania.
District 13
Numenor
Discworld
The One Ring gives the wearer power "according to their stature". What would happen to trump if he put it on?
I don't think is shrinks to a size small enough to fit his hands...
Sixty-one percent of voters think Hillary Clinton is dishonest, yet she’s opened up a big lead over Donald Trump in the latest Fox News Poll.
Here’s why: majorities think Clinton is nevertheless qualified to be president, and has the temperament and knowledge to serve effectively. It’s the opposite for Trump: over half feel he is not qualified, and lacks the temperament or knowledge to lead the country. And his 62 percent dishonesty rating tops hers.
After the conventions, the Clinton-Kaine ticket leads the Trump-Pence ticket by 10 points (49-39 percent) in the race for the White House. Clinton’s advantage is outside the poll’s margin of error. A month ago, Clinton was up by six points (44-38 percent, June 26-28).
Bad News for Stupid Old Lady With Baggage as She Barely Manages to Reach Double-digit Lead.
Seriously tho? What the fuck is he talking about $400 million money drop on Iran?? Is there some existing stormfront conspiracy on a secret Iran Operation Dumbo Drop? Or is he making this up out of whole cloth?
Seriously tho? What the fuck is he talking about $400 million money drop on Iran?? Is there some existing stormfront conspiracy on a secret Iran Operation Dumbo Drop? Or is he making this up out of whole cloth?
Nope, it's real. And was openly announced by the White House in January.
Seriously tho? What the fuck is he talking about $400 million money drop on Iran?? Is there some existing stormfront conspiracy on a secret Iran Operation Dumbo Drop? Or is he making this up out of whole cloth?
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
Is this step one on the plan to get all the jobs back? Let them go to other countries and then invade them?
Ok maybe I'm crazy, but wouldn't it be obvious which states trump is targeting by all the ad buys in the state? Like you can't secretly run for president in a state?
He thinks he doesn't need campaign ads, maybe?
The bigger question was raised in the Washington Post interview, and that is what is the secret state?
TRUMP: Well, I’d rather not say. Because why should I highlight it? But we have some states that I think are very competitive in that no Republican has ever been competitive in. But I’d rather not say what they are. Don’t you agree with that? I’d rather not say what they are.
RUCKER: So you’ll win with the secret state strategy?
TRUMP: No, not the secret state, no. But I have states, and you know this, I have states that no other Republican would do well in that I think I’m gonna win. But I don’t want to name those states.
Is it Nega-Florida? Neo New Mexico?
Mega City One.
Oceania.
District 13
Numenor
Discworld
The One Ring gives the wearer power "according to their stature". What would happen to trump if he put it on?
he would turn into a giant carrot that constantly leaked diarrhea from its mouth
i may have this wrong, but roughly concurrent with iran releasing those american sailors, the U.S and the EU arranged an airdrop of $400 mil in non-USD currencies to Iran as payment on an old trade(?) deal that the U.S had violated. the weirdness of an airdrop + non-USD currencies was to circumvent the sanctions which were still in effect at the time?
You have to rely more on your neighbors and less on government programs.
I'm under the impression that a lot of rural areas would be absolutely fucked without government programs. Medicaid, food stamps, farm subsidies... the military, in the case of "it gets me the hell out of here". Am I wrong? I understand the story you're telling and I guess people might believe it but is it actually true?
She gives a shout out to the overflow crowd, apologizes for not being able to fit everyone in, says that they'll need larger spaces in the future. And then?
"I want to say that I actually really like fire marshals."
Civics is not a consumer product that you can ignore because you don’t like the options presented.
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But where it up to Whites, he would win. Almost as if privilege actively harms the non-recipients and even ruins the benefactors on a neurological, cognitive, moral and ethical basis.
i may have this wrong, but roughly concurrent with iran releasing those american sailors, the U.S and the EU arranged an airdrop of $400 mil in non-USD currencies to Iran as payment on an old trade(?) deal that the U.S had violated. the weirdness of an airdrop + non-USD currencies was to circumvent the sanctions which were still in effect at the time?
Welcome to international diplomacy. Many times, it resembles a drug deal behind the local Denny's.
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Ahahahaha I can't believe this is real.
He's listed off totally random blue states before. He's going to win New York because New York knows him and loves him. He's going to win California because ???.
He might also be including, idk, Wisconsin/Michigan, which were known to be "swing" states that could be targeted by the right candidate but are also effectively blue.
Smontana
New Forlington
Megasota
The Lands Below, or Feldarkbad
Pandora
The One Ring gives the wearer power "according to their stature". What would happen to trump if he put it on?
Fingers too small
he would turn into a giant carrot that constantly leaked diarrhea from its mouth
he's turn into Gollum in like, 2.4 seconds
He gains the magical ability to be found by pissed off ring wraiths... That's all
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So... he already has it!?
I don't think is shrinks to a size small enough to fit his hands...
Was that person Gingrich?
Doesn't this man own like a dozen golf courses?
Bad News for Stupid Old Lady With Baggage as She Barely Manages to Reach Double-digit Lead.
"own" is being generous. Not currently in foreclosure.
pleasepaypreacher.net
Think she recites the Litany Against Fear?
Seriously tho? What the fuck is he talking about $400 million money drop on Iran?? Is there some existing stormfront conspiracy on a secret Iran Operation Dumbo Drop? Or is he making this up out of whole cloth?
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Nope, it's real. And was openly announced by the White House in January.
this thing
http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/that-400-million-secret-payment-to-iran-isnt-quite-wha-1784775010
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
"Clinton+10 in Fox News poll. She's outperforming Obama '12 in every major cat, including whites wihout a degree"
Is Trump going to attack Fox now?
Meanwhile the Fox Chyron:
Hillary Clinton: Bene Gesserit Witch?
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
pleasepaypreacher.net
Everybody has to do a shot now.
So no change
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The day the 538 forecast came out, Trump's chances were 20% and we declared that too damn high. I stand by that
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The secret to surviving this election season is to never stop doing shots.
I'm under the impression that a lot of rural areas would be absolutely fucked without government programs. Medicaid, food stamps, farm subsidies... the military, in the case of "it gets me the hell out of here". Am I wrong? I understand the story you're telling and I guess people might believe it but is it actually true?
I'm 97% ethanol by mass! That isn't even possible, but I broke the azeotrope somehow!
She gives a shout out to the overflow crowd, apologizes for not being able to fit everyone in, says that they'll need larger spaces in the future. And then?
"I want to say that I actually really like fire marshals."
But where it up to Whites, he would win. Almost as if privilege actively harms the non-recipients and even ruins the benefactors on a neurological, cognitive, moral and ethical basis.
Welcome to international diplomacy. Many times, it resembles a drug deal behind the local Denny's.