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USA Presidential Election 2016: A Ring of Liar

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Jesus has a fucking badass role in the Islamic apocalypse. Like, badass. It is the most metal shit imaginable.

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    l_g wrote: »
    In the USA, would it be weird to address police officers as "officer" instead of "sir" or "ma'am"?

    No, this is my preferred way of addressing LEOs.

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Jesus has a fucking badass role in the Islamic apocalypse. Like, badass. It is the most metal shit imaginable.

    All right you gonna have to lay this one out

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Jesus has a fucking badass role in the Islamic apocalypse. Like, badass. It is the most metal shit imaginable.

    Well now I need to look it up

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    SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    there were always some creepy religious undertones with romney and some kind of mormon prophecy about ushering in the kingom of god. there'a lot of mormons around here since it's the birthplace of the religion and they are nice enough but hoo boy some of the beliefs that religion has.

    'Scuse me?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    l_g wrote: »
    In the USA, would it be weird to address police officers as "officer" instead of "sir" or "ma'am"?

    No, it is in fact common.

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    the thing about Republicans is that, if they actually believed in patriotism and freedom for all Americans that so espouse -- civil rights regardless of religion, skin-color, gender, sexual orientation, and the ability for women to not only choose what they do with their own body but also be equally treated in workplaces and etc. and believed in upholding those rights to the fullest extent regardless of what the 200+ year old constitution says -- then the Republican party would be a lot better off. I think we could actually move this country forward at a much better pace if we had two parties that differed on foreign policy and economic goals (both sides of the economist spectrum think fighting inequality should be the primary domestic concern right now, it's just a matter of what policy to put forward) because then we could actually have real live discussions on a lot of these issues and try to find compromises that will allow us to move forward.

    but instead the Republican party is stuck in this cultural/social conservatism that is inherently racist, sexist, bigoted, and often downright disgusting with how they treat "other" people

    fuck, at this point Reagan and Nixon were probably more liberal than any member of the post-dubya Republican party.

    it's sad to me because I can't ever see myself not voting democrat because this party has, at least in my lifetime, always been far more patriotic and willing to uphold liberty than the Republicans. I think there's good reason to discuss and argue over foreign policy and economic issues because both things exist in incredibly dynamic systems with no easy answers at any given time, and I'd rather have a healthy Republican party that's willing to do that (sometimes I could even agree with given my economically conservative friends!) over this just awful, shameful party today.

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    Nah, I think it would be probably weirder to address them with sir or ma'am. Officer sounds natural.
    Then again, the last thing I would want anyone to call me is Sir, so I'm maybe a bad case

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    there were always some creepy religious undertones with romney and some kind of mormon prophecy about ushering in the kingom of god. there'a lot of mormons around here since it's the birthplace of the religion and they are nice enough but hoo boy some of the beliefs that religion has.

    'Scuse me?

    see here's my take on religion

    I don't see any one religion as better or worse than the others cause I dislike them all (personally. I could care less what people wish to do with religion and won't judge them for that)

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
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    Goatmon wrote: »
    I'm kind of glad that Chick-Fil-A is the one fast food chain to declare overt shitty religious ties, instead of one of the various other places I would actually regret never returning to.
    In and out?

    what

    no

    don't do this to me

    Nah, they're cool. Their CEO is super Christian, which is why there are Bible verses printed on the bottoms of the cups. But she doesn't appear to have donated to any anti-gay groups or implemented any discriminatory policies. I remember a bunch of pretty frustrated articles during the Chick-fil-A kerfuffle about journalists who spent a lot of time looking into In-N-Out's stance on gay marriage and coming up dry.

    It probably helps that In-N-Out is headquartered in California and Chick-fil-A is a Georgia company. Whole different set of regulations.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    there were always some creepy religious undertones with romney and some kind of mormon prophecy about ushering in the kingom of god. there'a lot of mormons around here since it's the birthplace of the religion and they are nice enough but hoo boy some of the beliefs that religion has.

    'Scuse me?

    there was some weird stuff mentioned by glenn beck of all people(who is a mormon) about how when a mormon gets elected president they will usher in the kingdom of god

    then there's the standard patriarchal/racist stuff and lying for the lord

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Stilts wrote: »
    One of the things I realized over the past few years as I slowly distanced myself from evangelical Christianity is that you could probably put a lot of the blame for how modern Anerican Christianity acts at the feet of Paul.

    Because when you look at Paul's letters, there's a theme of him telling people how Christians should act (and calling churches out for not being sufficiently Christian). And the stuff about hating gay people? You'll find that in Paul's letters, not the Gospel.

    So I eventually just kinda decided that maybe I should put all the letters that came after the gospel in the "do not take too seriously" pile, because that's the point where you it's no longer Jesus' words but supposedly God "inspiring" people to say stuff Jesus totally would have said (but I guess didn't get around to for some reason?).

    Of course once you start to question the integrity of the canon you also start to question which, if any, of the gospels are accurate and suddenly you're thinking "maybe agnosticism ain't so bad."

    well and paul is kind of pretty important to christianity

    jesus didn't say shit about his message being for anyone other than jewish people, paul was the one with the message that christianity is for everyone

    plus even the things paul says against homosexuality and such are in the context of like, drug-fueled orgiastic pagan rituals and shit

    committed monogamous homosexual relationships weren't really a visible part of paul's culture and he didn't really have anything to say about them as a result

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    Jesus has a fucking badass role in the Islamic apocalypse. Like, badass. It is the most metal shit imaginable.

    All right you gonna have to lay this one out

    From memory, sorry if this is wrong in a disrespectful way but the broad strokes are correct as I learned them:

    The army of the adversary will eventually drive the armies of Islam back to Dabiq, where there will be a final cataclysmic battle. The adversary will win, and almost destroy the army of Islam when at the last possible moment BWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH Jesus will appear and fucking BAM run the adversary through with his spear before leading the army of Islam to victory. Like just straight up stabs Satan with a spear and then messes up all his shit.

    *I can't remember if this is the actual term, but the bad guys basically. The kafir. I think Isis believe America will play this role.
    **I'm pretty sure this is where I read about it so if it's wrong so am I: http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2015/03/what-isis-really-wants/384980/
    I am by no means well versed in Islam.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    Jesus has a fucking badass role in the Islamic apocalypse. Like, badass. It is the most metal shit imaginable.

    Well now I need to look it up

    brother you weren't just whistlin' dixie

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Gator wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    Fuck, anyone want W back? I'd take W right now.

    Difference between w and trump: only one has committed war crimes and legalised torture

    I know the present sucks but let's not light a candle for the man who ran the most racist presidential campaign ever or for the imbecile who invaded Iraq and let the economy implode in a way that had not happened since 1929?

    Feel free to hold W and his team responsible for wars and their criminality but the most recent financial meltdown was over 20 years of bad policy and deregulation. They bear some responsibility but Clinton and Reagan do too.

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    That's a pretty metal Jesus!

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Omaha has started having a massive wave of Chick-fila's being built all over town. Whole chain I can just write off.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Wyborn wrote: »
    That's a pretty metal Jesus

    I don't know much about his role in the Koran aside from that but if he's much like he is in the New Testament I have no idea where you'd get that he's the kind of guy who stabs people with spears.

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    SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Jars wrote: »
    Jars wrote: »
    there were always some creepy religious undertones with romney and some kind of mormon prophecy about ushering in the kingom of god. there'a lot of mormons around here since it's the birthplace of the religion and they are nice enough but hoo boy some of the beliefs that religion has.

    'Scuse me?

    there was some weird stuff mentioned by glenn beck of all people(who is a mormon) about how when a mormon gets elected president they will usher in the kingdom of god

    then there's the standard patriarchal/racist stuff and lying for the lord

    The part where you messed up was believing a word Glenn Beck says

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Tube wrote: »
    I don't see how they kick out that segment of the base without
    A. Massively restructuring primaries so that they can pick who votes (which isn't unheard of)
    B. Killing a large enough part of their voter base that they submit to thirty years of unbroken Democrat rule

    Which maybe they should do! Maybe it's worth it to bring back the party of Lincoln! It's a hard fucking sell for the people in the party though

    I mean, it happened before. It's just candidate driven-- you can't be like "Hey guys, we aren't racist anymore, see ya!"

    The south isn't majority R or majority D, it's just been majority racist for a while. It's racist enough that a 1948 third party political campaign put together with toothpaste and pine straw took 3 states off of both parties-- admittedly that third party run was helped a LOT by the black people not being able to vote, but the point stands.

    Anyway by '64 white racists realized that Johnson and the democratic party wasn't a great friend of white racists and Barry Goldwater was at least a plausible friend of them, and the South started turning red ever since.

    So if the democrats get some populist candidate who is mixed at best on social issues, moderately socialist, and sufficiently isolationist when it comes to foreign policy and/or trade, there's definitely a chance for the GOP to flip the script on that one.

    It... really doesn't take much to piss off bigots. I mean I know you guys think you really hate Dick Cheney, but honestly you guys are extremely generous compared to the people who accuse him of being part of the gay agenda-- and directly responsible for gay marriage in the United States by failing to represent "the real America."

    ** extremely generous as in "not vitriolic"

    double edit:

    Even if you think W is the worst president ever, the difference between him and Trump is that one of them would ruin the world just for kicks. And it isn't W.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    Jesus has a fucking badass role in the Islamic apocalypse. Like, badass. It is the most metal shit imaginable.

    All right you gonna have to lay this one out

    From memory, sorry if this is wrong in a disrespectful way but the broad strokes are correct as I learned them:

    The army of the adversary will eventually drive the armies of Islam back to Dabiq, where there will be a final cataclysmic battle. The adversary will win, and almost destroy the army of Islam when at the last possible moment BWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH Jesus will appear and fucking BAM run the adversary through with his spear before leading the army of Islam to victory. Like just straight up stabs Satan with a spear and then messes up all his shit.

    *I can't remember if this is the actual term, but the bad guys basically. The kafir. I think Isis believe America will play this role.
    **I'm pretty sure this is where I read about it so if it's wrong so am I: http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2015/03/what-isis-really-wants/384980/
    I am by no means well versed in Islam.

    The thing I just read said "false messiah" (ie Antichrist) rather than Satan, and it had Jesus do a team-up with a new Islamic messiah

    They totally tag-team this guy but Jesus lands the killing blow

    Then there's something about a Beast of the Earth and the Resurrection of the Dead and I can't quite follow what those are supposed to be but then there's two tribes of people called Gog and Magog who sound kind of like demons (they are released from ancient imprisonment and drink an entire lake and kill all the believers) and they're bad so God literally puts worms and insects in the nape of their necks and they eat them from the inside out

    It's very metal

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Islamic teachings are way cooler than new testament stuff imo

    old testament though was pretty metal

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Revelations is like a metal drug trip.

    Shit, which religious doesn't have a rad End Times?

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    SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    As a Mormon I feel somewhat obliged to make it clear that I and everyone else I know* consider Glenn Beck to be a flaming trash pit of a human being

    *except my Dad. That's a whole other kettle of fish.

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    Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    l_g wrote: »
    In the USA, would it be weird to address police officers as "officer" instead of "sir" or "ma'am"?

    No, that is how I would address one.

    ...and when you are done with that; take a folding
    chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Stilts wrote: »
    One of the things I realized over the past few years as I slowly distanced myself from evangelical Christianity is that you could probably put a lot of the blame for how modern Anerican Christianity acts at the feet of Paul.

    Because when you look at Paul's letters, there's a theme of him telling people how Christians should act (and calling churches out for not being sufficiently Christian). And the stuff about hating gay people? You'll find that in Paul's letters, not the Gospel.

    So I eventually just kinda decided that maybe I should put all the letters that came after the gospel in the "do not take too seriously" pile, because that's the point where you it's no longer Jesus' words but supposedly God "inspiring" people to say stuff Jesus totally would have said (but I guess didn't get around to for some reason?).

    Of course once you start to question the integrity of the canon you also start to question which, if any, of the gospels are accurate and suddenly you're thinking "maybe agnosticism ain't so bad."

    well and paul is kind of pretty important to christianity

    jesus didn't say shit about his message being for anyone other than jewish people, paul was the one with the message that christianity is for everyone

    plus even the things paul says against homosexuality and such are in the context of like, drug-fueled orgiastic pagan rituals and shit

    committed monogamous homosexual relationships weren't really a visible part of paul's culture and he didn't really have anything to say about them as a result

    It's pretty well understood now that the supposed paganistic orgies were pretty much propaganda by early Christians to sell their conservative package.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Zoel wrote: »
    the people who accuse him of being part of the gay agenda-- and directly responsible for gay marriage in the United States by failing to represent "the real America."

    What kind of mental gymnastics does it take to accuse Dick Fucking Cheney as part of 'the gay agenda' and how much acid do I need to take to get there?

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    ZenyatooZenyatoo Registered User regular
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    Jesus has a fucking badass role in the Islamic apocalypse. Like, badass. It is the most metal shit imaginable.

    All right you gonna have to lay this one out

    From memory, sorry if this is wrong in a disrespectful way but the broad strokes are correct as I learned them:

    The army of the adversary will eventually drive the armies of Islam back to Dabiq, where there will be a final cataclysmic battle. The adversary will win, and almost destroy the army of Islam when at the last possible moment BWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH Jesus will appear and fucking BAM run the adversary through with his spear before leading the army of Islam to victory. Like just straight up stabs Satan with a spear and then messes up all his shit.

    *I can't remember if this is the actual term, but the bad guys basically. The kafir. I think Isis believe America will play this role.
    **I'm pretty sure this is where I read about it so if it's wrong so am I: http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2015/03/what-isis-really-wants/384980/
    I am by no means well versed in Islam.

    The thing I just read said "false messiah" (ie Antichrist) rather than Satan, and it had Jesus do a team-up with a new Islamic messiah

    They totally tag-team this guy but Jesus lands the killing blow

    Then there's something about a Beast of the Earth and the Resurrection of the Dead and I can't quite follow what those are supposed to be but then there's two tribes of people called Gog and Magog who sound kind of like demons (they are released from ancient imprisonment and drink an entire lake and kill all the believers) and they're bad so God literally puts worms and insects in the nape of their necks and they eat them from the inside out

    It's very metal

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Zoel wrote: »
    the people who accuse him of being part of the gay agenda-- and directly responsible for gay marriage in the United States by failing to represent "the real America."

    What kind of mental gymnastics does it take to accuse Dick Fucking Cheney as part of 'the gay agenda' and how much acid do I need to take to get there?

    He has a lesbian daughter he didn't disown, I think he does some active gay rights support now.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Zoel wrote: »
    the people who accuse him of being part of the gay agenda-- and directly responsible for gay marriage in the United States by failing to represent "the real America."

    What kind of mental gymnastics does it take to accuse Dick Fucking Cheney as part of 'the gay agenda' and how much acid do I need to take to get there?

    He has a lesbian daughter he didn't disown, I think he does some active gay rights support now.

    I did not know that! Thanks!

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    There's a town here called Magog.

    It has a lake AND a supposed Nessie knock-off living in it!

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Tube wrote: »
    Zoel wrote: »
    the people who accuse him of being part of the gay agenda-- and directly responsible for gay marriage in the United States by failing to represent "the real America."

    What kind of mental gymnastics does it take to accuse Dick Fucking Cheney as part of 'the gay agenda' and how much acid do I need to take to get there?

    He has a lesbian daughter he didn't disown, I think he does some active gay rights support now.

    I did not know that! Thanks!

    Don't quote me on the active gay rights thing, but he's definitely supportive of his daughter and of gay rights in general.

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    TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
    Revelations is like a metal drug trip.

    Shit, which religious doesn't have a rad End Times?

    Atheism.

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Taking tens or hundreds of trillions of years for all movement to die and every atom to grow cold and still?

    That's pretty metal

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Taking tens or hundreds of trillions of years for all movement to die and every atom to grow cold and still?

    That's pretty metal

    It's the cosmic equivalent of watching paint dry

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    It's the cosmic equivalent of dying

    Put a little metal in your heart

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    It's the cosmic equivalent of dying

    Put a little metal in your heart

    Dying of old age isn't metal, dude!

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Taking tens or hundreds of trillions of years for all movement to die and every atom to grow cold and still?

    That's pretty metal

    Or condensing back into the singularity.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Heat death of the universe is something that sounds metal, but actually isn't.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    Jars wrote: »
    there were always some creepy religious undertones with romney and some kind of mormon prophecy about ushering in the kingom of god. there'a lot of mormons around here since it's the birthplace of the religion and they are nice enough but hoo boy some of the beliefs that religion has.

    'Scuse me?

    there was some weird stuff mentioned by glenn beck of all people(who is a mormon) about how when a mormon gets elected president they will usher in the kingdom of god

    then there's the standard patriarchal/racist stuff and lying for the lord

    The part where you messed up was believing a word Glenn Beck says

    Yeah, Glenn Beck is not a super good source. Before I peaced out from Mormonism, debunking Beck-isms was a routine subject of our Elder's Quorum lessons. The actual explicit theology about the End Times is that things are going to get way the hell worse, before Jesus comes down to run the show personally for a thousand years. There is no canon support for any prophecy regarding a Mormon Prophet-King.

    The main reason Mormons got so giddy about Romney was that Mormonism still exists in a weird outsider position. I remember during Romney's run hearing a lot about JFK, and the shift in cultural attitudes towards Catholicism that his election kicked off. Most other Christian denominations flatly deny that Mormons are Christian at all, and even non-religious persons tend to assume that Mormons are more "cultish" than other Christians. And then there's the frankly horrifying early history of the church, which yielded a whole lot of Martyrs to venerate, and keep the feelings of being hated outcasts alive. Which... is pretty cultish, frankly. But that makes it extra disturbing that the persecution complex is one of the traits that seems to have echoed out the other direction, into American Christianity at large. There's way more cross-pollination than any denominations really want to admit right now.

    For a group with a strong cultural memory of being driven out into the literal wilderness by a series of massacres, assassinations, and an actual Expulsion/Termination Order from the Governor of Missouri, contrasting all that with the possibility of a Mormon becoming President was kind of a "going back to the class reunion to show off how rich I am now" moment.

    Realizing lately that I don't really trust or respect basically any of the moderators here. So, good luck with life, friends! Hit me up on Twitter @DesertLeviathan
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