Pretentious, posting his avatar on there was completely superfluous. Bravo.
I don't actually have the original version of the picture and I was too lazy to get it. I just pasted our faces over the old ones and changed the text to "Night 1 Death"
P10 on
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GumpyThere is alwaysa greater powerRegistered Userregular
edited November 2007
Did you just replace the emperors face with the emperors face in that picture?
Hey guys, this would be the perfect role for cheez. I just thought this one up.
You are... Einharjar!
You are an Einharjar. You start out dead. Bummer. As a result you are very crafty and hard to read.
However you may be ressurected by a valkyrie over the course of the game. If you die, you just come back the next day... again. Your win condition: Smash some mutha's with a hammer.
"Even if he is the seer we should kill him for being stupid! Yeah, that'll show him! Killing our seer is the best idea ever!"
Except that there was a lot of risk in that too. As an evil, it would be too damn easy to say, "Hay guyz, I'm a seer, so you t0tally shouldn't kill me tonite!"
There's no reason to believe you, and you can't say "Yesterday I seer'd _______." because it's still only day one. Keeping you around would have been a huge liability. Plus there's the fact that the evil faction(s) would know right away. Frankly I'm still shocked that the ancients didn't target you over Pretentious.
Hey guys, this would be the perfect role for cheez. I just thought this one up.
You are... Einharjar!
You are an Einharjar. You start out dead. Bummer. As a result you are very crafty and hard to read.
However you may be ressurected by a valkyrie over the course of the game. If you die, you just come back the next day... again. Your win condition: Smash some mutha's with a hammer.
One of my favorite things to do is to go through this thread on mafiascum. Even though most of the roles are god-awful, some are actually pretty clever and fun.
See, this one right here could actually be fun.
Vig with a Persecution Complex: Every night, if anyone voted for you, you must kill one of the people who voted for you during the day. If no one voted for you during the day, you may not kill anyone at night.
All I can think of when I read this one was precisionk. Alternatively, Baron of the Anarchs.
You are Baron Munchausen, Townie Pathological Liar. You are a simple nobleman, with no particular talent - you have no night abilities.
But you could do all sorts of amazing deeds, if only the cards you had been dealt were slightly different. If only... if only you were someone else, someone like Spartacus, then you could do anything!
You may, at any point, roleclaim Spartacus and any combination of the following roles: cop, doctor, inventor, and recruiting mason. If you do, you gain those abilities from that point forth.
If you claim cop, you may investigate one person each night, and you will receive either an innocent or a guilty result.
If you claim doctor, you may protect one person each night other than yourself, and this will prevent a nightkill against that player (if the player is targetted by more than one nightkill, you only prevent one of them)
If you claim inventor, you may invent one device each night and give it to a player of your choosing other than yourself. You can stipulate what the device is and what it does. However if I deem the device to be too powerful I will modify it so as to be a reasonable power level.
If you claim recruiting mason, you may target one player each night, and from that point onwards you and your recruits will be able to talk at night. The player will be informed of joining your masonry in the morning, and will be allowed to talk with you from the following night.
You will only gain the abilities you claim in the post where you first claim Spartacus. If you claim multiple abilities, you may use each of them evey night. If you claim further abilities in a later post, this does nothing.
HOWEVER - if you suggest or confirm that the process of claiming Spartacus grants abilities, regardless of whether you have claimed Spartacus or not, you will be modkilled. If you later claim anything other than Spartacus, or suggest or confirm that you are not actually Spartacus, then you will be modkilled. I will be harsh on this, you have been warned. If you are not sure what you can or cannot say, then
ask me via PM. Please note that I do not consider this cheating, and it may be used legitimately as a deliberate tactic if you wish.
You win when all non-town players are dead and at least one town player is still alive.
"Me too" - May only quote other posts.
Anti-Roleblocker - You can roleblock, but it only works against roleblockers.
Oh my god yes:
Chinese Fire Inspector
Once per game, you may post in the thread Chinese Fire Drill!. When you do this, all players will receive new role PMs. You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.
Mod Notes:
When a Chinese Fire Drill is declared, send everyone the same PM they received at the beginning of the game, except the Chinese Fire Inspector. Send him a Vanilla Townie PM. Especially if there are no vanilla townies in the game.
You are the Blind, Deaf, Mute, Comatose and Fully Paralyzed Terminal Cancer Victim. You win no matter what happens, but everyone will be really patronising about it.
So, since we have a couple of spots left open, we should all sign up twice. Think of how awesome it will be if everyone has two roles! DA can be a double bad guy!
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and people always forget PhalLOST and Phalla Royale
People always look at the bad things. That's the only blemish on my record
I seem to remember you outting yourself as the seer to a baddie in the Monks on the Run Mini-phalla.
You then seered some random person instead of the baddies
Can you explain this to me?
You didn't save me in Phalla Royale, so no points for you there.
I had a 14 vote lead. Some elements of my reveal were bad but some were well thought out.
Get over it.
smooth.
Yes, I feel the same way.
Let's make a list of the people who keep doin' this and we'll kill 'em off systematically throughout the game.
except this game won't ever start because people are dumb and think Thanksgiving is important
I always thought it was a smart plan, and it did net us Green.
this is a perfect opportunity to post a redirecting thread in every forum so we can fill it.
or get the phalla subforum we never wanted.
oh yeah, that's nothing new with you guys. You keep bringin' it on yourselves
that new zanmatto guy though, he's gonna have to get stomped.
The village was being stupid though.
"Even if he is the seer we should kill him for being stupid! Yeah, that'll show him! Killing our seer is the best idea ever!"
You are... Einharjar!
You are an Einharjar. You start out dead. Bummer. As a result you are very crafty and hard to read.
However you may be ressurected by a valkyrie over the course of the game. If you die, you just come back the next day... again. Your win condition: Smash some mutha's with a hammer.
Where would the thread be without Marx and myself?
Seriously, when we die it's just like a post an hour.
You guys are boring, we spice it up
more like muck it up
man you think people are pleased when they come back to the thread to see it's gained like 10 pages of MSPaint shit
a lot of them aren't pleased
We still won. So uuh... no loss?
(lol, like i'm one to talk)
Except that there was a lot of risk in that too. As an evil, it would be too damn easy to say, "Hay guyz, I'm a seer, so you t0tally shouldn't kill me tonite!"
There's no reason to believe you, and you can't say "Yesterday I seer'd _______." because it's still only day one. Keeping you around would have been a huge liability. Plus there's the fact that the evil faction(s) would know right away. Frankly I'm still shocked that the ancients didn't target you over Pretentious.
Clearly the moral of the story is kill Zot day one regardless of anything.
Next time I won't say anything and allow myself to die to the vote
that was my original plan
Everyone loves Marx, the ancients just did not know how to show this love.
Seriously, all three of them. Some sort of super record you got there Pret.
and why do people call you Marx anyway.
Wait what?
pretentious is the third name.
dethkok is the second name.
marx is the first name.
I come into ODAM for a nice little Soviet game and find I'm a sympathizer. Then the evil just keep on coming and coming and coming....
I find it funny how different my average roles have been between D&D games and ODAM games.
One of my favorite things to do is to go through this thread on mafiascum. Even though most of the roles are god-awful, some are actually pretty clever and fun.
See, this one right here could actually be fun.
All I can think of when I read this one was precisionk. Alternatively, Baron of the Anarchs.
Oh my god yes:
I actually lost the coin flip that gave me this name, but it's so awesome.
And I blame Saburbia for everyone calling me Marx. That bastard. All part of his evil plan.