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  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Is OKC one of those free dating sim RP websites or one you gotta pay a subscription for?

    Free but you get access to more features if you pay

    More features like 'attractive people', 'people with jobs' and 'people with no felony arrest record'.

    Pinecone is an attractive employed person with no... felony arrest record

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    I've had middling success on OKC and zero on Tinder, but those are the only two apps that I'd even consider to be real in terms of possibly meeting another human.

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Is OKC one of those free dating sim RP websites or one you gotta pay a subscription for?

    Free but you get access to more features if you pay

    More features like 'attractive people', 'people with jobs' and 'people with no felony arrest record'.

    Well, i'm not looking for a life partner, so it's okay if i get a felon.

  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Actually, a friend met his bae on J Date

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Krathoon wrote: »
    Apparently, the women on Zoosk can't talk or something.

    Man, online dating is such a waste of time.

    Zoosk is a real dating site? I always thought it was one of those information scrapers that's like THOUSANDS OF HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE DYING TO FUCK! ALL THEY NEED IS YOUR MOTHER'S MADEN NAME AND THE MAKE OF YOUR FIRST CAR! HURRY UP! GO GET EM TIGER!

    It certainly looked that way from the ads.

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Really happy we got that ground-based Homeworld prequel this year though. I love Homeworld above all other RTS games.

    Would really like a proper sequel, but unless me and the 50k others interested pay 500 bucks each I don't think it'd happen.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Is OKC one of those free dating sim RP websites or one you gotta pay a subscription for?

    Free but you get access to more features if you pay

    More features like 'attractive people', 'people with jobs' and 'people with no felony arrest record'.

    Pinecone is an attractive employed person with no... felony arrest record

    As far as you knoooooowwwwwwww

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Actually, a friend met his bae on J Date

    My cousin met her husband on Jdate. If you are a Jew its great if you want to meet other Jews.

    Bumble I like because the ladies gotta make the first move. It feeds into my laziness.

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Actually, a friend met his bae on J Date

    i googled it, but at first, i thought JDate was the weeb dating site.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    American microbreweries with built in bar-restaurants are a really nice thing that the rest of the world should copy. Particularly in how they are always surprisingly child friendly.

    However the beer at this brewery was not great. They are still locked in the "hmm, maybe we'll put in even more hops this time" mentality. They got all excited because we we're with some people from one of the big beer companies so they gave us a special tour and dug out some of their last bottles of one they won an award with. They were so excited and seemed to think that we were going to buy them out on the spot when really we just wanted some beer and tacos.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    I met my wife on OKC. She may disagree about what that says about the quality of OKC.

    Six on
    can you feel the struggle within?
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    I liked the sudden preponderance of specialised dating sites that were advertising on TV a couple of years ago that now seem to have run through their marketing budget. Dating for people who like people in uniforms, dating for nerds, dating for people exiled from their local dogging site, etc.

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    I met my wife on OKC. She may disagree about that that says about the quality of OKC.

    Don't be so hard on yourself, Six.

    Being a 6/10 is enough for a passing grade!

  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    I met my wife on OKC. She may disagree about that that says about the quality of OKC.

    Don't be so hard on yourself, Six.

    Being a 6/10 is enough for a passing grade!

    Well today can go nowhere but up

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    I met my wife on OKC. She may disagree about that that says about the quality of OKC.

    Don't be so hard on yourself, Six.

    Being a 6/10 is enough for a passing grade!

    almost a credit

    l5sruu1fyatf.jpg

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Six wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    I met my wife on OKC. She may disagree about that that says about the quality of OKC.

    Don't be so hard on yourself, Six.

    Being a 6/10 is enough for a passing grade!

    Well today can go nowhere but up

    Well, no... you can go up or down, really. 6/10 is pretty mid-range.

    (I assume everything in your life is 6/10)

    21stCentury on
  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    I met my wife on OKC. She may disagree about that that says about the quality of OKC.

    Don't be so hard on yourself, Six.

    Being a 6/10 is enough for a passing grade!

    Well today can go nowhere but up

    Well, no... you can go up or down, really. 6/10 is pretty mid-range.

    Are you negging me now

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I liked the sudden preponderance of specialised dating sites that were advertising on TV a couple of years ago that now seem to have run through their marketing budget. Dating for people who like people in uniforms, dating for nerds, dating for people exiled from their local dogging site, etc.

    They were all the same two or three websites with different front ends.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    I met my wife on OKC. She may disagree about that that says about the quality of OKC.

    Don't be so hard on yourself, Six.

    Being a 6/10 is enough for a passing grade!

    Well today can go nowhere but up

    Well, no... you can go up or down, really. 6/10 is pretty mid-range.

    Are you negging me now

    you'll know it when i kino-escalate. :winky:

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Farmers Only was by far the most specific of all dating sites.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    The rash of sugar daddy dating sites that seemed transparent adverts for young ladies looking for 'an arrangement' with an older, soluble gentleman were also delightful. Chaps with nice cars and swanky watches and a healthy investment portfolio, are you looking for a nice young 'girlfriend' *wink wink*?

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Like, "Do you enjoy waking up super early and cranking out a bunch of kids to tend to the fields? Want someone rugged and handsome who may or may not have all his fingers?"

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Wasn't there a weird dating series about trying to find wives for lonely farmers? I remember it being really creepy but maybe it was a dream

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    I liked the sudden preponderance of specialised dating sites that were advertising on TV a couple of years ago that now seem to have run through their marketing budget. Dating for people who like people in uniforms, dating for nerds, dating for people exiled from their local dogging site, etc.

    They were all the same two or three websites with different front ends.

    This is disappointing. I envisaged someone going to get a business load pitching a dating site but only for people born in February or something.

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Zoosk is a "money vacuum", meaning that they charge for every small enhancement that is normally included in other dating site's fees. For example, coins are used to make yourself more visible, to find out if someone read your message, or any number of other things. A total waste of money in my opinion, so please don't buy coins if you are a current member.

    From a review of the Zoosk dating site...

    jesus christ

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2016
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Wasn't there a weird dating series about trying to find wives for lonely farmers? I remember it being really creepy but maybe it was a dream

    I think at the very least there was a TV show, called, of course, "Farmer Wants A Wife".

    Bogart on
  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Alright it's the 19th...where's my Dark Tower finished trailer?

  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Wasn't there a weird dating series about trying to find wives for lonely farmers? I remember it being really creepy but maybe it was a dream

    I am almost certain this is a thing.
    Probably something to do with the Lisdoonvarna Matchmaking Festival?

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Farmers Only was by far the most specific of all dating sites.

    I think they are still around.

    Their commercials were delightfully terrible.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    Vacations are temporary, what you do is surprise a girl with an extra kidney.

    Like as an IOU, or an extra to keep for later?
    Who says you can't have 3, 4 kidneys?

    Did you ever watch Invader Zim?
    Having multiple organs worked out pretty well for him.

    more organs is more human

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Basically OKC has been the best site for me. I have had a few dates on Tinder, none worked out. I had a couple from bumble, they did not go past the first date. One was nice but damn not as cute as her pictures. The other was cute but the most boring person in the world.

    PM Maazy dick pics

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    The rash of sugar daddy dating sites that seemed transparent adverts for young ladies looking for 'an arrangement' with an older, soluble gentleman were also delightful. Chaps with nice cars and swanky watches and a healthy investment portfolio, are you looking for a nice young 'girlfriend' *wink wink*?

    these young ladies want the d

    ependent's residency permit

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Ahahahahaha westworld ep1
    blackhole sun by soundgarden on the piano

    that piano is real too which is pretty damn cool

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  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    coffee meets bagel seems pretty legit as a dating app

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Zoosk is a "money vacuum", meaning that they charge for every small enhancement that is normally included in other dating site's fees. For example, coins are used to make yourself more visible, to find out if someone read your message, or any number of other things. A total waste of money in my opinion, so please don't buy coins if you are a current member.

    From a review of the Zoosk dating site...

    jesus christ

    all dating sites do all of this now

    okc is horrible

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Also tinder lead me to going on a date with a prostitute who told me that she exchanges blowjobs for coke but she wouldn't charge me

    That was an experience

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    If the wife was eaten by sharks or whatever I would probably be forced to try online dating, probably. The traditional UK route of getting drunk and waking up with someone and thinking hmm well OK let's give it a shot is beyond me now.

    Maybe I would try and be a participant on First Dates, meet a nice lady that way. But then someone might be rude about me online and I'd never recover.

  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Dating is exhausting

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    I met FrauCron on Tinder, when I was back in Ireland for a month in between leaving Zürich and moving to Montréal.
    And then she decided to follow me over, on the grounds of "If it all goes wrong, at least I bought a return ticket".

    Truly a love story for the ages.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    People are overrated

    wheres my sexbots

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