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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    I am so glad I never had that talk with my mother. I'm pretty sure she would have told me that having sex before marriage would kill me. And I would have been giggling on the floor knowing I wasn't dead yet.

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
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    Sexual education as presented by Hostess brands .

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    since when is a 46% movie good?

    Since when is Dead Space 2 merely good

    That was bar none the best console port of all time, best sequel of all time

    That game was a fucking revelation

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Couscous wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Doves are monogamous or something

    Isn't that a myth though? I dunno birds are creepy.

    Birds are monogamous at a higher rate than basically any other clade, however, a lot of the data on it was performed by relatively stuffy old men who would willfully misinterpret things that went against their narrative (I am reminded of a (possibly apocryphal) anecdote of some scientists observing a male orangutan giving oral sex to another male orangutan, and concluding that he must have needed nutrition), and as far as I know, a lot of the monogamous birds are monogamous because they pair up for one mating season.

    That said some birds are totally monogamous, and I'm pretty sure way more are than mammals (I think mammals are at like 5%)

    I think a lot of it is the distinction between sexual monogamy and social monogamy.

    https://www.birdwatchersdigest.com/bwdsite/solve/faqs/do-birds-mate-for-life.php
    But genetic testing of songbird nestlings, even in socially monogamous species, shows that the father who sired them isn’t necessarily the one who is helping to rear them. In other words, a socially monogamous female songbird sometimes “cheats” on the male with whom she has a bond. And her socially monogamous mate may have fathered eggs in other nests.

    Sometimes a female bird carrying an egg fathered by her bonded mate, will lay that egg in a different nest of the same species. So when you happen upon a songbird nest full of eggs — even of a socially monogamous species — you can’t be sure who is the biologic father — or mother — of those eggs.

    In other words, socially monogamous birds are not necessarily faithful partners, but they care for each other and for the young of their nest. Rearing young together does not imply sexual fidelity. Studies of eastern bluebirds have found that nests with mixed parentage — that is, they have eggs by more than one father, or more than one mother, or both — are not uncommon.

    Between one in 10 and one in three eggs in a female cardinal’s nest has genes that don’t match her partner, and less commonly, they don’t even match her own. But because of that pair bond to rear the young, they are considered socially monogamous.

    According to The Birder’s Handbook, “It is perhaps best simply to consider monogamy as a social pattern in which one male and one female associate during the breeding season, and not to make too many assumptions about fidelity or parentage.”

    So the model people use for monogamy in mammals is the prairie vole.

    This model uh, isn't... isn't sexually monogamous. The are socially monogamous, but if someone who isn't their partner shows up and their partner isn't around, they'll fuck like prairie voles.

    There are models of monogamy that are both. The California mouse, for example, is sexually and socially monogamous.

    I used to be kind of irritated that people studied prairie voles to get insights into monogamy because... they aren't, really, but then I realized that social-but-not-sexual-monogamy is probably closest ish to how humans operate naturally, so...

    (I'm still annoyed. USE THE MICE.)

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    since when is a 46% movie good?

    Since people stopped being snobby cultural elites p10
    people are trash
    Only if their approval rating is about 33%.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    I didn't think the quakers were puritans. They were superficially similar (plain dress, very devout, left england to practice faith more freely) but the quakers were total bros about almost everything while the puritans were holding witch trials and shit.

    The Puritans killed, branded, mutilated, and/or banished a bunch of Quakers in Massachusetts so the Quakers weren't the biggest fans of the Puritans.

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    since when is a 46% movie good or a 59% great? movie review scores operate on a similar curve to video games, maybe just with ~10% more slack.

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Doves are monogamous or something

    Isn't that a myth though? I dunno birds are creepy.

    Birds are monogamous at a higher rate than basically any other clade, however, a lot of the data on it was performed by relatively stuffy old men who would willfully misinterpret things that went against their narrative (I am reminded of a (possibly apocryphal) anecdote of some scientists observing a male orangutan giving oral sex to another male orangutan, and concluding that he must have needed nutrition), and as far as I know, a lot of the monogamous birds are monogamous because they pair up for one mating season.

    That said some birds are totally monogamous, and I'm pretty sure way more are than mammals (I think mammals are at like 5%)

    I think a lot of it is the distinction between sexual monogamy and social monogamy.

    https://www.birdwatchersdigest.com/bwdsite/solve/faqs/do-birds-mate-for-life.php
    But genetic testing of songbird nestlings, even in socially monogamous species, shows that the father who sired them isn’t necessarily the one who is helping to rear them. In other words, a socially monogamous female songbird sometimes “cheats” on the male with whom she has a bond. And her socially monogamous mate may have fathered eggs in other nests.

    Sometimes a female bird carrying an egg fathered by her bonded mate, will lay that egg in a different nest of the same species. So when you happen upon a songbird nest full of eggs — even of a socially monogamous species — you can’t be sure who is the biologic father — or mother — of those eggs.

    In other words, socially monogamous birds are not necessarily faithful partners, but they care for each other and for the young of their nest. Rearing young together does not imply sexual fidelity. Studies of eastern bluebirds have found that nests with mixed parentage — that is, they have eggs by more than one father, or more than one mother, or both — are not uncommon.

    Between one in 10 and one in three eggs in a female cardinal’s nest has genes that don’t match her partner, and less commonly, they don’t even match her own. But because of that pair bond to rear the young, they are considered socially monogamous.

    According to The Birder’s Handbook, “It is perhaps best simply to consider monogamy as a social pattern in which one male and one female associate during the breeding season, and not to make too many assumptions about fidelity or parentage.”

    So the model people use for monogamy in mammals is the prairie vole.

    This model uh, isn't... isn't sexually monogamous. The are socially monogamous, but if someone who isn't their partner shows up and their partner isn't around, they'll fuck like prairie voles.

    There are models of monogamy that are both. The California mouse, for example, is sexually and socially monogamous.

    I used to be kind of irritated that people studied prairie voles to get insights into monogamy because... they aren't, really, but then I realized that social-but-not-sexual-monogamy is probably closest ish to how humans operate naturally, so...

    (I'm still annoyed. USE THE MICE.)

    Buy two mice, make child watch them do it, then feed them to a snake, got it.

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    JuliusJulius Captain of Serenity on my shipRegistered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »

    man in what world is a score of 59 great?

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    bowen wrote: »
    I pieced together the mechanics of sex with biology class, health class, and peppered in some porn.

    If you put the porn first you're gonna have a bad time.

    I think porn was the only way I learned about mechanics, really.

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Also, so many reviews are "its good I guess" or "I kinda sort of dont like it but maybe someone will" and the scores for those two reviews are 100 and 0, respectively.

    You never see a newspaper give "Age of Ultron" an 85%.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Doves are monogamous or something

    Isn't that a myth though? I dunno birds are creepy.

    Birds are monogamous at a higher rate than basically any other clade, however, a lot of the data on it was performed by relatively stuffy old men who would willfully misinterpret things that went against their narrative (I am reminded of a (possibly apocryphal) anecdote of some scientists observing a male orangutan giving oral sex to another male orangutan, and concluding that he must have needed nutrition), and as far as I know, a lot of the monogamous birds are monogamous because they pair up for one mating season.

    That said some birds are totally monogamous, and I'm pretty sure way more are than mammals (I think mammals are at like 5%)

    I think a lot of it is the distinction between sexual monogamy and social monogamy.

    https://www.birdwatchersdigest.com/bwdsite/solve/faqs/do-birds-mate-for-life.php
    But genetic testing of songbird nestlings, even in socially monogamous species, shows that the father who sired them isn’t necessarily the one who is helping to rear them. In other words, a socially monogamous female songbird sometimes “cheats” on the male with whom she has a bond. And her socially monogamous mate may have fathered eggs in other nests.

    Sometimes a female bird carrying an egg fathered by her bonded mate, will lay that egg in a different nest of the same species. So when you happen upon a songbird nest full of eggs — even of a socially monogamous species — you can’t be sure who is the biologic father — or mother — of those eggs.

    In other words, socially monogamous birds are not necessarily faithful partners, but they care for each other and for the young of their nest. Rearing young together does not imply sexual fidelity. Studies of eastern bluebirds have found that nests with mixed parentage — that is, they have eggs by more than one father, or more than one mother, or both — are not uncommon.

    Between one in 10 and one in three eggs in a female cardinal’s nest has genes that don’t match her partner, and less commonly, they don’t even match her own. But because of that pair bond to rear the young, they are considered socially monogamous.

    According to The Birder’s Handbook, “It is perhaps best simply to consider monogamy as a social pattern in which one male and one female associate during the breeding season, and not to make too many assumptions about fidelity or parentage.”

    So the model people use for monogamy in mammals is the prairie vole.

    This model uh, isn't... isn't sexually monogamous. The are socially monogamous, but if someone who isn't their partner shows up and their partner isn't around, they'll fuck like prairie voles.

    There are models of monogamy that are both. The California mouse, for example, is sexually and socially monogamous.

    I used to be kind of irritated that people studied prairie voles to get insights into monogamy because... they aren't, really, but then I realized that social-but-not-sexual-monogamy is probably closest ish to how humans operate naturally, so...

    (I'm still annoyed. USE THE MICE.)

    Buy two mice, make child watch them do it, then feed them to a snake, got it.

    Do this, but I disclaim responsibility for giving your children a furry/scaley vore fetish.

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Julius wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »

    man in what world is a score of 59 great?

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Julius wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    but for real, what's the "traditional" birds and Bees talk?

    i'm just really confused here.

    My parents gave me the "penises and vaginas" talk early on and then i got comprehensive sex ed.......
    "Mine was the penis goes into the Vagina. Here is a dirty mag to give you an overview of the mechanics. Keep it I don't want it back."

    Seriously? that is kinda fucked up.
    Not really. It's an uncomfortable topic for parents, and hustler literally has 100s of pictures.

    He also said I'll buy you condoms if you need them, please don't knock anyone up.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Julius wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »

    man in what world is a score of 59 great?
    I'm actually curious to see what movies score within that range via Rotten Tomatoes. I know there's been a time or two where a movie I liked didn't have a high RT score. Not that I can cite specific examples off the top of my head, but I know it's happened.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    I didn't think the quakers were puritans. They were superficially similar (plain dress, very devout, left england to practice faith more freely) but the quakers were total bros about almost everything while the puritans were holding witch trials and shit.

    They were fairly conservative.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I pieced together the mechanics of sex with biology class, health class, and peppered in some porn.

    If you put the porn first you're gonna have a bad time.

    I think porn was the only way I learned about mechanics, really.

    A lot of porn is really bad times for the ladies though, unfortunately. The amateur stuff is good though.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    since when is a 46% movie good or a 59% great? movie review scores operate on a similar curve to video games, maybe just with ~10% more slack.

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    46?! Whatever happened to 47?!

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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    since when is a 46% movie good?

    Since people stopped being snobby cultural elites p10
    people are trash

    People were a mistake.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    I didn't think the quakers were puritans. They were superficially similar (plain dress, very devout, left england to practice faith more freely) but the quakers were total bros about almost everything while the puritans were holding witch trials and shit.

    The Puritans killed, branded, mutilated, and/or banished a bunch of Quakers in Massachusetts so the Quakers weren't the biggest fans of the Puritans.

    A brief history of New England:

    The Puritans piss off a group. Said group goes off and founds another colony in New England. Thus to this day, the rest of New England hates Massachusetts.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    The Quakers were mostly pretty cool bros, but also participated significantly in Indian boarding schools, which is decidedly not cool.

    Forced assimilation, beating kidnapped children for speaking their language or practicing their religion, and erasing the history of native people: not cool.

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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I didn't think the quakers were puritans. They were superficially similar (plain dress, very devout, left england to practice faith more freely) but the quakers were total bros about almost everything while the puritans were holding witch trials and shit.

    They were fairly conservative.

    For the time they were free wheeling liberal hippies

    but yeah, for today they were super conservative about things like sex

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    wow it is almost like review scores aren't a precise science and some movies that are scored badly can still be enjoyable and good while the majority are still being accurately scored
    (lmaps at suicide squad's metacritic 40%)

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    bowen wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I pieced together the mechanics of sex with biology class, health class, and peppered in some porn.

    If you put the porn first you're gonna have a bad time.

    I think porn was the only way I learned about mechanics, really.

    A lot of porn is really bad times for the ladies though, unfortunately. The amateur stuff is good though.

    Not the porn I watched, I guess? I dunno. I didn't internalize anything weird.

    *strokes whip with nails in it*

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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    yesssss I think I finally got python's Basemap to cooperate with me
    fucking genius
    most importantly I can demonstrate that I can already read+plot this data so I don't get assigned the undergrad to 'help' with this task
    ok, he's not an undergrad but he's like 22 and I don't want help...

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I didn't think the quakers were puritans. They were superficially similar (plain dress, very devout, left england to practice faith more freely) but the quakers were total bros about almost everything while the puritans were holding witch trials and shit.

    They were fairly conservative.

    For the time they were free wheeling liberal hippies

    but yeah, for today they were super conservative about things like sex

    Most of their liberalism comes from the fact that they didn't have clergy. So their marriage was two people saying we're married now. Note that they still hated pre-marital sex, adultery and anything that looked immodest.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    wow the ageism. . .

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    JuliusJulius Captain of Serenity on my shipRegistered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Julius wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    but for real, what's the "traditional" birds and Bees talk?

    i'm just really confused here.

    My parents gave me the "penises and vaginas" talk early on and then i got comprehensive sex ed.......
    "Mine was the penis goes into the Vagina. Here is a dirty mag to give you an overview of the mechanics. Keep it I don't want it back."

    Seriously? that is kinda fucked up.
    Not really. It's an uncomfortable topic for parents, and hustler literally has 100s of pictures.

    He also said I'll buy you condoms if you need them, please don't knock anyone up.

    sure but uncomfortable topic or not, he could've handed you one of those books that actually explains all that shit.

    like this or something (I dunno which books are any good in the US)

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    OH MY GOD
    Chitosan (positive charge): As the name implies, it is composed of chitin, which is the structural element of the exoskeletons of crustaceans, such as crabs, shrimp and other shell fish.

    @ARCH I CAN BASICALLY PUT GROUND UP CRAYFISH IN MY WINE TO MAKE IT BETTER

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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    The Quakers were mostly pretty cool bros, but also participated significantly in Indian boarding schools, which is decidedly not cool.

    Forced assimilation, beating kidnapped children for speaking their language or practicing their religion, and erasing the history of native people: not cool.

    My high school sports mascot was a Quaker.

    This is 100% factual.

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    videogame review scores: often graded in a way that gives nuance, 0-100 makes some kind of sense and under 70% usually means there are a lot of flaws.

    movie review scores: occasionally done in a star format (1-5), but often just given as good (100) or bad (0).

    If the score is greater than 50% assume more than half the viewing critics liked it, which means the odds are in your favor.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    since when is a 46% movie good?

    Since when is Dead Space 2 merely good

    That was bar none the best console port of all time, best sequel of all time

    That game was a fucking revelation

    This is a strange and unprecedented opinion, well done

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    OH MY GOD
    Chitosan (positive charge): As the name implies, it is composed of chitin, which is the structural element of the exoskeletons of crustaceans, such as crabs, shrimp and other shell fish.

    ARCH I CAN BASICALLY PUT GROUND UP CRAYFISH IN MY WINE TO MAKE IT BETTER
    This sounds like a terrible idea.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Meta scores on movie reviews are weird because a lot of use a stars system or a thumbs up or down system. I believe on metacritic, three stars gets mapped to 75% which, inherent stupidity of all ordinal rating systems aside, is probably not what three stars means. Had you asked a movie reviewer to give a letter grade (e.g.: A, B, C, D, F) I bet that would map more closely to stars, four through zero. Then using the standard 90,80,70,60 school percentage mapping from letter grades to numbers, movies and games would have similar distributions.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    I don't think anywhere except review aggregation sites show marks out of 100 for movies. I guess 46% means they got slightly more 2/5 than 3/5. And is therefore probably a bad movie, or at least a deeply mediocre one.

    5/5 = great
    4/5 = very good
    3/5 = OK
    2/5 = probably bad, or at least uninteresting
    1/5 = terrible

    Expanding this out to a scale of 100 and making it 46% or something adds a shading of scale that just isn't useful. Reducing reviews down to scores is barbaric anyway.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    I mostly just go by word of mouth these days for both movie and video game recs

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    video games reviews are all horrible fucking garbage

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Stephen Hawking is going to go to space.

    The cosmologist and physicist will leave the Earth on board Richard Branson's spaceship, he has said.

    Professor Hawking told Good Morning Britain that he'd never dreamed he'd be able to head into space. But "Richard Branson has offered me a seat on Virgin Galactic, and I said yes immediately", he said.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I have toilet paper on my amazon subscribe and save but I can't think of anything else to get delivered on a schedule.

    They don't have like gallon jugs of water or anything so I can't do that. Papertowels I can do once a year so what's the point. Hmm.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    since when is a 46% movie good?

    Since when is Dead Space 2 merely good

    That was bar none the best console port of all time, best sequel of all time

    That game was a fucking revelation

    This is a strange and unprecedented opinion, well done

    Idgi

    This wasn't supposed to be a hot take

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