I'm wrongfully convicted of killing someone who went missing in 2001
I then kill that person in 2010
Factually different crimes! Not the same! Double jeopardy doesn't apply! Aaaaahhhhh
Pshht I just retained So It Goes as my attorney. I'm pretty sure she can get me out of this based on a suppression hearing having the dna evidence thrown out for procedural reasons.
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Apothe0sisHave you ever questioned the nature of your reality?Registered Userregular
SIG, if I get incorrectly infracted for a 499k image do I get to post a 14meg gif without punishment?
If you get infracted for a 499k image it's because one of the cops pulled a 1k bill out of his wallet and threw it in the briefcase on the way to evidence
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
SIG, if I get incorrectly infracted for a 499k image do I get to post a 14meg gif without punishment?
If you get infracted for a 499k image it's because one of the cops pulled a 1k bill out of his wallet and threw it in the briefcase on the way to evidence
Can you explain why you have a 1.1meg image in your post son?
SIG, if I get incorrectly infracted for a 499k image do I get to post a 14meg gif without punishment?
If you get infracted for a 499k image it's because one of the cops pulled a 1k bill out of his wallet and threw it in the briefcase on the way to evidence
Can you explain why you have a 1.1meg image in your post son?
I swear it was only 350k when I uploaded it!
It would be a shame if something were to happen to this report button.
zepherin on
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
scene: The Hague
AIR BUD sits inside the defendant cube
LAWYER: Your Honours of this International Court of Justice, I move for this trial to be thrown out of court. For you see, there's no law in the Geneva Convention which prevents a dog from committing war crimes!
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Apothe0sisHave you ever questioned the nature of your reality?Registered Userregular
LAWYER: Your Honours of this International Court of Justice, I move for this trial to be thrown out of court. For you see, there's no law in the Geneva Convention which prevents a dog from committing war crimes!
Your honored I move to have this lawyer thrown out of the court as she is only licensed to practice bird law.
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
splice cut, sepia-toned scene of AIR BUD burying the corpses of UNSPECIFIED ETHNIC GROUP - and a toy bone - in a shallow grave
The concept of "good boy" is just a social construct invented by human masters in order to keep us in line with false praise. If we satisfy ourselves with just being good boys, we're no longer asking the real questions.
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The most accurate law film ever filmed is, of course, Judd Nelson's From the Hip.
edit: Which is great, because the two most accurate films about law (Double Jeopardy being the second) star someone with Judd as one of their two names.
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get one of those sleep masks like a bored housewife
yeah but if you're husband and wife it's okay
doggle jeopardy
Listen I will rail against improperly popularized misconceptions about the law until my last breath chanus
Light is bad for sleep
put your flipper down
Don't ever watch Primal Fear.
Or only watch Primal Fear after you're already two or more sheets to the wind
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
See bob gets the concept!
The remedy isn't you get to commit a new crime, it's you get out of jail!
If you get infracted for a 499k image it's because one of the cops pulled a 1k bill out of his wallet and threw it in the briefcase on the way to evidence
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
How about a tattoo with kanji characters that mean NAKED?
that doesn't balance the scales
Oh dang I watched that in high school
I need to watch that again soon
I need to start a "lawyer nitpicks the movies/tv" blog actually
pounded in the forehead by a prosthetic forehead on my real head
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Can you explain why you have a 1.1meg image in your post son?
I swear it was only 350k when I uploaded it!
FFXIV - Milliardo Beoulve/Sargatanas
Pro tip the scales can never be balanced
AIR BUD sits inside the defendant cube
LAWYER: Your Honours of this International Court of Justice, I move for this trial to be thrown out of court. For you see, there's no law in the Geneva Convention which prevents a dog from committing war crimes!
If we FORCE the wrongly convicted to commit an equivalent crime then I think we're golden
but there's no rule stopping him from competing in doubles
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
((Must Love Dogs))
The concept of "good boy" is just a social construct invented by human masters in order to keep us in line with false praise. If we satisfy ourselves with just being good boys, we're no longer asking the real questions.
Serving Prison, Ryan?
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
edit: Which is great, because the two most accurate films about law (Double Jeopardy being the second) star someone with Judd as one of their two names.