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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    The gym is a nice place to zone out

    Climbing had me thinking too much

    tyrannus on
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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    Trump got less votes than the last white guy that ran, Hillary Clinton just got way less votes than the last Democrat
    Neither of these is true.

    yeah it should be fewer

    Savage.

    Psn:wazukki
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Man I just wanna talk about how good IT looks and everyone's all on edge talking about MRA shit

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnCdOQsX5kc

    WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE DAMNIT

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    power is not beautiful, waz, everyone knows that

    power is instead... sensual...

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    HounHoun Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Houn wrote: »
    Coincidentally, I would never even fathom joining a support group of any stripe, due directly to my rather dim view of humanity in generally, especially when we form groups.
    I dunno. I've gone to support a friend in AA and it really helps.

    I didn't say support groups can't help people. I said I would never consider joining one. Key difference.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    yo so last week I was watching Samantha Bee clips in the morning before work and turned on this clip

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ3bRiuV3bw

    and within the first 2 seconds of thr segment I'm like WTF...that's...Clydz?! The bar I hung out in all the time in college?

    WTF? Charlie Kratovil?? I KNOW THAT GUY. I toked up with that guy. I fucking moved into his (GROSS, NASTY-ASS) apartment in senior year after he left it!

    It was such a holy shit moment I'm still reeling

    was he cool? He looks super cool

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    PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular
    I think the CliffyB helicopter rule would apply to trains. More games need trains.

    Actually GoW had a train in it too.

    Two goats enter, one car leaves
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Man I just wanna talk about how good IT looks and everyone's all on edge talking about MRA shit

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnCdOQsX5kc

    WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE DAMNIT

    https://youtu.be/CTAud5O7Qqk

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    There's a men's support group run by a guy that works for my company who is Mexican, they talk about relationships, kids, and a little bit of veterans PTSD stuff

    I think he's trying to steal white culture by hosting a support group because that's our thing

    No, stealing culture is our thing. He needs to stop appropriating our appropriation.

    We wanted them to assimilate, but not like this,
    Not like this.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    I would honestly like to prolong that hesitation and intimacy right before the kiss, that's what I really want from a quickly-becoming-real blindfolded chat makeout session

    Just that moment of near-connection...

    carbonite freeze me as I am about to kiss a beautiful puppy, for ever

    To be suspended at the crest of the wave of anticipation the moment before it breaks ... forever ....

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    power is not beautiful, waz, everyone knows that

    power is instead... sensual...

    I'm out of the loop, hopelessly drunk, and a racist.

    Forgive me

    Psn:wazukki
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    How life been Hakks haven't seen you around much

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    yo so last week I was watching Samantha Bee clips in the morning before work and turned on this clip

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ3bRiuV3bw

    and within the first 2 seconds of thr segment I'm like WTF...that's...Clydz?! The bar I hung out in all the time in college?

    WTF? Charlie Kratovil?? I KNOW THAT GUY. I toked up with that guy. I fucking moved into his (GROSS, NASTY-ASS) apartment in senior year after he left it!

    It was such a holy shit moment I'm still reeling

    was he cool? He looks super cool

    lol no

    I didnt know him that well

    I just arrived at a party at the house I would later move into, took one tiny hit off a bowl, then had to fucking scatter because someone called in a noise complaint and the cops turned up 5 minutes after i got there

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    NNID: Hakkekage
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    How life been Hakks haven't seen you around much

    life is changing dramatically and inexorably

    will find the energy to make a post about it soon

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    yo so last week I was watching Samantha Bee clips in the morning before work and turned on this clip

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ3bRiuV3bw

    and within the first 2 seconds of thr segment I'm like WTF...that's...Clydz?! The bar I hung out in all the time in college?

    WTF? Charlie Kratovil?? I KNOW THAT GUY. I toked up with that guy. I fucking moved into his (GROSS, NASTY-ASS) apartment in senior year after he left it!

    It was such a holy shit moment I'm still reeling

    was he cool? He looks super cool

    lol no

    I didnt know him that well

    I just arrived at a party at the house I would later move into, took one tiny hit off a bowl, then had to fucking scatter because someone called in a noise complaint and the cops turned up 5 minutes after i got there

    I was being sarcasic :pop:

    Hakks all bringing the popo down on the party

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    I would honestly like to prolong that hesitation and intimacy right before the kiss, that's what I really want from a quickly-becoming-real blindfolded chat makeout session

    Just that moment of near-connection...

    carbonite freeze me as I am about to kiss a beautiful puppy, for ever

    To be suspended at the crest of the wave of anticipation the moment before it breaks ... forever ....

    has anyone uploaded a video youtube where's it's RHPS and it get to the "antici..." and then there's 10 hours of black screen before "...pation"?

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    yo so last week I was watching Samantha Bee clips in the morning before work and turned on this clip

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ3bRiuV3bw

    and within the first 2 seconds of thr segment I'm like WTF...that's...Clydz?! The bar I hung out in all the time in college?

    WTF? Charlie Kratovil?? I KNOW THAT GUY. I toked up with that guy. I fucking moved into his (GROSS, NASTY-ASS) apartment in senior year after he left it!

    It was such a holy shit moment I'm still reeling

    was he cool? He looks super cool

    lol no

    I didnt know him that well

    I just arrived at a party at the house I would later move into, took one tiny hit off a bowl, then had to fucking scatter because someone called in a noise complaint and the cops turned up 5 minutes after i got there

    I was being sarcasic :pop:

    Hakks all bringing the popo down on the party

    STEP AWAY FROM THE NATTY LIGHT

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    I would honestly like to prolong that hesitation and intimacy right before the kiss, that's what I really want from a quickly-becoming-real blindfolded chat makeout session

    carbonite freeze me as I am about to kiss a beautiful puppy, for ever

    oh eddy once again you suffer from the eternal ennui of desiring only anticipation but never savoring the catch smh

    See how she laughs at me from her sedan chair made of solid relationship and trust and care

    *draws shutters sharply*

    *re-opens shutters slightly*

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    yo so last week I was watching Samantha Bee clips in the morning before work and turned on this clip

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ3bRiuV3bw

    and within the first 2 seconds of thr segment I'm like WTF...that's...Clydz?! The bar I hung out in all the time in college?

    WTF? Charlie Kratovil?? I KNOW THAT GUY. I toked up with that guy. I fucking moved into his (GROSS, NASTY-ASS) apartment in senior year after he left it!

    It was such a holy shit moment I'm still reeling

    was he cool? He looks super cool

    lol no

    I didnt know him that well

    I just arrived at a party at the house I would later move into, took one tiny hit off a bowl, then had to fucking scatter because someone called in a noise complaint and the cops turned up 5 minutes after i got there

    I was being sarcasic :pop:

    Hakks all bringing the popo down on the party

    STEP AWAY FROM THE NATTY LIGHT

    Well, I mean... that should be the rule always...

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    How life been Hakks haven't seen you around much

    life is changing dramatically and inexorably

    will find the energy to make a post about it soon

    so you've be making all the gregonat threads

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    I would honestly like to prolong that hesitation and intimacy right before the kiss, that's what I really want from a quickly-becoming-real blindfolded chat makeout session

    carbonite freeze me as I am about to kiss a beautiful puppy, for ever

    oh eddy once again you suffer from the eternal ennui of desiring only anticipation but never savoring the catch smh

    See how she laughs at me from her sedan chair made of solid relationship and trust and care

    *draws shutters sharply*

    Do not be jealous, I am doing everything in my power to fuck it all up

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    yo so last week I was watching Samantha Bee clips in the morning before work and turned on this clip

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ3bRiuV3bw

    and within the first 2 seconds of thr segment I'm like WTF...that's...Clydz?! The bar I hung out in all the time in college?

    WTF? Charlie Kratovil?? I KNOW THAT GUY. I toked up with that guy. I fucking moved into his (GROSS, NASTY-ASS) apartment in senior year after he left it!

    It was such a holy shit moment I'm still reeling

    was he cool? He looks super cool

    lol no

    I didnt know him that well

    I just arrived at a party at the house I would later move into, took one tiny hit off a bowl, then had to fucking scatter because someone called in a noise complaint and the cops turned up 5 minutes after i got there

    I was being sarcasic :pop:

    Hakks all bringing the popo down on the party

    STEP AWAY FROM THE NATTY LIGHT

    Bros Icing Bros is the real men's support group

    Two goats enter, one car leaves
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Man I just wanna talk about how good IT looks and everyone's all on edge talking about MRA shit

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnCdOQsX5kc

    WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE DAMNIT

    https://youtu.be/CTAud5O7Qqk

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-PmyAfQ5xY

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    i realize that together my cryptic posts may make it may seem like Beasto and I split up

    that has not happened yet

    I still have his heart by the short hairs

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    i realize that together my cryptic posts may make it may seem like Beasto and I split up

    that has not happened yet

    I still have his heart by the short hairs

    I hope the rest of your inexorable life change is as upbeat

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    i realize that together my cryptic posts may make it may seem like Beasto and I split up

    that has not happened yet

    I still have his heart by the short hairs

    Really you jsut have visitation rights from the cats, his real legal guardians

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    i realize that together my cryptic posts may make it may seem like Beasto and I split up

    that has not happened yet

    I still have his heart by the short hairs

    I hope the rest of your inexorable life change is as upbeat

    me too

    me too :cry:

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    I would honestly like to prolong that hesitation and intimacy right before the kiss, that's what I really want from a quickly-becoming-real blindfolded chat makeout session

    Just that moment of near-connection...

    carbonite freeze me as I am about to kiss a beautiful puppy, for ever
    But this is the worst part :(
    Especially with a stranger where you don't know what they like

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    hakks if the big announcement is that you are keyser söze we already figured it out

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    Today would be a good day to walk into traffic

    What a fucking miserable day

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    i dislike jokes about cultural appropriation here since this board seems incapable of grasping or discussing it earnestly

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    i realize that together my cryptic posts may make it may seem like Beasto and I split up

    that has not happened yet

    I still have his heart by the short hairs

    I hope the rest of your inexorable life change is as upbeat

    me too

    me too :cry:

    :C

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    I would honestly like to prolong that hesitation and intimacy right before the kiss, that's what I really want from a quickly-becoming-real blindfolded chat makeout session

    Just that moment of near-connection...

    carbonite freeze me as I am about to kiss a beautiful puppy, for ever
    But this is the worst part :(
    Especially with a stranger where you don't know what they like

    lol Feral like Eddy cares about what they like

    When Eddy kisses, he is kissing his beautiful reflection, projected onto the inferior flesh of another person

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    NNID: Hakkekage
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Today would be a good day to walk into traffic

    What a fucking miserable day

    Bench press the car.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    I would honestly like to prolong that hesitation and intimacy right before the kiss, that's what I really want from a quickly-becoming-real blindfolded chat makeout session

    Just that moment of near-connection...

    carbonite freeze me as I am about to kiss a beautiful puppy, for ever

    To be suspended at the crest of the wave of anticipation the moment before it breaks ... forever ....

    The actual worst

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    hakks if the big announcement is that you are keyser söze we already figured it out

    dammit

    No it's not that cool I'm just leaving my job and cutting my income by like 66% and moving home to NJ to do something a little risky but ink isn't on paper yet sooooo we'll see

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    wazilla wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    NSDFRand wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    NSDFRand wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    NSDFRand wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    Yesterday a therapist suggested that I could try going to a men's divorce support group

    "I, uh... look I'm sorry but why would that even be gendered? That seems kinda dumb."

    "Ah! Well. Lots of people who are getting divorced, they often become unreasonably angry when they interact with someone the same gender as their ex-spouse. So gender segregation is usually the least risky way to organize a support group."

    So like that group's gotta be like an MRA soft pitch right?

    Why is there an immediate assumption that a men's support group is negative simply because it's a men's support group?

    because of the high correlation?

    You're right, men should just hold it in and never be in groups larger than 2.

    Honestly, that's not a bad plan.

    Precisely. It's better to be a suicide statistic than it is to risk the danger that a man might let their anger out productively in a group setting.

    Holy false dichotomy, Batman.

    Although, honestly, I can't imagine anything worse than a group of like 10 cisgender hetero white men

    Replace race and gender and we've got quite a fucking comment here, don't we?

    Wow.

    Can't imagine anything worse than a group of like, 10 gay jew men.

    Can't imagine anything worse than a group of like, 10 lesbian black women.

    How the fuck

    Man being in control of everything in a country for hundreds of years will fuck a group of people up!

    Being an reasonable fuckhead to people you don't know is a shitty fucking attitude. So fuck you.

    I mean, of course there are arrangements of 10 of us that wouldn't be terrible but l, like, on average? I dunno man!

    Sounds incredibly shitty.

    If someone said that about black men you'd call them a racist, and you'd be right.

    Your attitude sucks, and picking a certain target that is en vogue for other groups of people is not an excusable methodology.

    I don't know that it's stylish or whatever but lots of white men voted to like build a wall and shit! It's weird. I don't want these things but people that are like me do. Most people like me, even.

    Lots of white men also didn't. Not a big fan of using that metric, since it applies to Hans the 2016 Scandinavian immigrant as much as Joe the good ole' southern boy.

    Stop using "white" and "men " and "white men" as a cudgel, it's lazy over-inclusive shorthand and annihilates the personhood of people.

    SummaryJudgment on
    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    i realize that together my cryptic posts may make it may seem like Beasto and I split up

    that has not happened yet

    I still have his heart by the short hairs

    *careens into frame in a cop car with blaring sirens*

    *crashes into fire hydrant, dives out the window with pistol drawn*

    MIXED-METAPHOR POLICE

    FREEZE

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    I would honestly like to prolong that hesitation and intimacy right before the kiss, that's what I really want from a quickly-becoming-real blindfolded chat makeout session

    Just that moment of near-connection...

    carbonite freeze me as I am about to kiss a beautiful puppy, for ever

    To be suspended at the crest of the wave of anticipation the moment before it breaks ... forever ....

    The actual worst

    The anticipation so completely surpasses the event though...

    Psn:wazukki
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    cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    Wow, no sign of the older side of Derry in that trailer. Not a bit. Are they cutting it out completely? That seems bad.

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