but like he never wanted to have secret shady closed-room political dealings with anyone female? I mean I guess his cohort would be mainly male-dominated, but not entirely.
jesus fucking christ
well ok then
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amateurhourOne day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered Userregular
To quietly represent my psychic devastation caused by my best friend in the boot camp getting sent home I changed my slack (chat app the school uses) av to my PA av
To quietly represent my psychic devastation caused by my best friend in the boot camp getting sent home I changed my slack (chat app the school uses) av to my PA av
*pours one out *
what kind of boot camp is this? Like...... military? whuh?
To quietly represent my psychic devastation caused by my best friend in the boot camp getting sent home I changed my slack (chat app the school uses) av to my PA av
*pours one out *
CEddy, have two equally appealing and attractive young men appeared in your life to vie for your hand? Do you have a preternatural ability with some form of ancient weaponry? You may be a YA Dystopian protagonist!
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sometimes I really just want to go trade in my truck for like a nice van and airbrush the shit out of that summbitch and sell my house and take the profits and just go live off the grid and go to hippie communes and group farms and work odd jobs in coastal cities on piers.
To quietly represent my psychic devastation caused by my best friend in the boot camp getting sent home I changed my slack (chat app the school uses) av to my PA av
*pours one out *
how's boot camp going?
It's rough, I'm learning a lot but I can't fail anymore assessments and there are 3 more assessments
Though I took a beta blocker for the last test and it absolutely obliterated my awful test anxiety so that's a really nice discovery
oh man this pregnancy thing... is it a bot or a real poster?
I think it legit started as a real poster then they just decided to spite troll
I think the internet contains latent AIs that read too much yahoo answers
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Yesterday a therapist suggested that I could try going to a men's divorce support group
"I, uh... look I'm sorry but why would that even be gendered? That seems kinda dumb."
"Ah! Well. Lots of people who are getting divorced, they often become unreasonably angry when they interact with someone the same gender as their ex-spouse. So gender segregation is usually the least risky way to organize a support group."
I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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amateurhourOne day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered Userregular
Or my job. Drinking on flights is socially acceptable. And on down weeks you can day drink.
I feel like I want you to work with me
I like my current job. I mean I have been sober a long time but my coworkers imbibe.
Well, not because you drink or don't, but because you are good at what you do
I am very good at what I do. The downsides I tend to have a very low tolerance for coworker bullshit. Someone asks me for help, I give it. They ask me for help with the same thing three times in a week and I get pissy.
I don't know that it's a downside to expect someone to carry their own weight
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amateurhourOne day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered Userregular
To quietly represent my psychic devastation caused by my best friend in the boot camp getting sent home I changed my slack (chat app the school uses) av to my PA av
*pours one out *
what kind of boot camp is this? Like...... military? whuh?
Coding boot camp
Is that code?
for guns?
High intensity programming camp
Like if someone were to lock you in a room with nothing but art supplies and told you to get good
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Yesterday a therapist suggested that I could try going to a men's divorce support group
"I, uh... look I'm sorry but why would that even be gendered? That seems kinda dumb."
"Ah! Well. Lots of people who are getting divorced, they often become unreasonably angry when they interact with someone the same gender as their ex-spouse. So gender segregation is usually the least risky way to organize a support group."
So like that group's gotta be like an MRA soft pitch right?
Pfff. The Culture would pacify both in a few days and probably without even having to inflict casualties.
Granted, in the case of the Federation, Contact would probably just give a series of lectures on how the prime directive is bad before trying to convince the Federation to join up.
The Culture would just peacefully assimilate the entire Federation because it's the Federation without the dogmatic hangups or prudishness
With the empire they'd just chip it apart piece by piece as planetary systems were like "hey we'd like to join" and they fell under the umbrella of protection (they wouldn't have to fight the empire since their technology is magic to even star wars' magic technology)
I think Star Trek missed out by never having the Federation encounter another version of itself that was more benevolent. The closest we came was the Dominion, which is the Federation but evil
To quietly represent my psychic devastation caused by my best friend in the boot camp getting sent home I changed my slack (chat app the school uses) av to my PA av
*pours one out *
what kind of boot camp is this? Like...... military? whuh?
Coding boot camp
Is that code?
for guns?
High intensity programming camp
Like if someone were to lock you in a room with nothing but art supplies and told you to get good
Also you paid them 18k to do it.
...sadly a lot of these people seem to be immediately hireable at double my pay and I know they don't know shit (because of the questions they ask me...and I don't know anything).
To quietly represent my psychic devastation caused by my best friend in the boot camp getting sent home I changed my slack (chat app the school uses) av to my PA av
*pours one out *
what kind of boot camp is this? Like...... military? whuh?
Coding boot camp
Is that code?
for guns?
High intensity programming camp
Like if someone were to lock you in a room with nothing but art supplies and told you to get good
*stares out the window for a long moment, imagining*
Yesterday a therapist suggested that I could try going to a men's divorce support group
"I, uh... look I'm sorry but why would that even be gendered? That seems kinda dumb."
"Ah! Well. Lots of people who are getting divorced, they often become unreasonably angry when they interact with someone the same gender as their ex-spouse. So gender segregation is usually the least risky way to organize a support group."
So like that group's gotta be like an MRA soft pitch right?
Next session he/she silently hands you a red pill.
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Tempted to reply she is super pregnant with triplets.
jesus fucking christ
well ok then
yeah I mean like you start off hard but that's just weird. Two minutes in you should basically just be pushing deck rope in there.
and also uses echolocation to know where it is by emitting an ultrasonic shriek
Just ran up on a negativity wall lol
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
wish i could. well, guess i could, but i wish i could do so without repercussions.
how's boot camp going?
Is that code?
for guns?
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Like tryin to shove the laces back through a waistband on some gym shorts.
I think it legit started as a real poster then they just decided to spite troll
Which would have, like, at least three intertwined issues of its own to unpack.
Well, the first three minutes of this video perfectly sum up the vast bulk of my negativity about everything and everyone.
Yeah it's really hard to not respond to that string of "No."s with a "Yes." But I'll refrain.
It's rough, I'm learning a lot but I can't fail anymore assessments and there are 3 more assessments
Though I took a beta blocker for the last test and it absolutely obliterated my awful test anxiety so that's a really nice discovery
I think the internet contains latent AIs that read too much yahoo answers
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
"I, uh... look I'm sorry but why would that even be gendered? That seems kinda dumb."
"Ah! Well. Lots of people who are getting divorced, they often become unreasonably angry when they interact with someone the same gender as their ex-spouse. So gender segregation is usually the least risky way to organize a support group."
Like trying to put the strands of paracord back into the outer casing.
Putting dental floss back on the roll.
We need one more person to respond 'no' and then someone come in with "Galileo Galileo..."
I don't know that it's a downside to expect someone to carry their own weight
holy shit this is great
High intensity programming camp
Like if someone were to lock you in a room with nothing but art supplies and told you to get good
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
So like that group's gotta be like an MRA soft pitch right?
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Also you paid them 18k to do it.
...sadly a lot of these people seem to be immediately hireable at double my pay and I know they don't know shit (because of the questions they ask me...and I don't know anything).
taking a shit
Feeling shame.
*stares out the window for a long moment, imagining*
Next session he/she silently hands you a red pill.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Man, the Culture would just be "hey, did you feel that bump in the road?"