Look if I knew I could I would eat mac and cheese for every fucking meal I would, absolutely, but that would actually kill me.
You'd never poop again. You'd die from mac and chee related poop issues. My desire to not have "mac and chee poop issues" on my death certificate outweighs my desire to wreck my bod with delicious cheesey, buttery noodles every day.
Look if I knew I could I would eat mac and cheese for every fucking meal I would, absolutely, but that would actually kill me.
You'd never poop again. You'd die from mac and chee related poop issues. My desire to not have "mac and chee poop issues" on my death certificate outweighs my desire to wreck my bod with delicious cheesey, buttery noodles every day.
Given how much cheese I like to put in my mac & cheese, yeah, this would happen to me
Basically I like my mac & cheese to look like a big block of cheddar, but when you cut into it, surprise, there's also cooked macaroni in it!
+1
Options
Clint EastwoodMy baby's in there someplaceShe crawled right inRegistered Userregular
Look if I knew I could I would eat mac and cheese for every fucking meal I would, absolutely, but that would actually kill me.
You'd never poop again. You'd die from mac and chee related poop issues. My desire to not have "mac and chee poop issues" on my death certificate outweighs my desire to wreck my bod with delicious cheesey, buttery noodles every day.
Just have your gal bladder removed. That way the butter, or really any fat in any meal, will solve that constipation problem for you.
Look if I knew I could I would eat mac and cheese for every fucking meal I would, absolutely, but that would actually kill me.
You'd never poop again. You'd die from mac and chee related poop issues. My desire to not have "mac and chee poop issues" on my death certificate outweighs my desire to wreck my bod with delicious cheesey, buttery noodles every day.
also don't google colonoscopies of bowel cancer
or advanced bowel disease
Eating nothing but mac and cheese sounds like something a fussy 6 year old would do
My food preferences are much like a fussy 6 year old. I don't understand why that matters that much.
food preferences in general I'm not gonna get too upset about, but "only eating one thing" (and that thing being basically carbs and fat with zero fibre) is eventually going to end both badly and painfully
Look if I knew I could I would eat mac and cheese for every fucking meal I would, absolutely, but that would actually kill me.
You'd never poop again. You'd die from mac and chee related poop issues. My desire to not have "mac and chee poop issues" on my death certificate outweighs my desire to wreck my bod with delicious cheesey, buttery noodles every day.
I'm totally ok with that being on my death certificate
I mean it beats out "too many pork rinds" and "jerked it to death"
Look if I knew I could I would eat mac and cheese for every fucking meal I would, absolutely, but that would actually kill me.
You'd never poop again. You'd die from mac and chee related poop issues. My desire to not have "mac and chee poop issues" on my death certificate outweighs my desire to wreck my bod with delicious cheesey, buttery noodles every day.
also don't google colonoscopies of bowel cancer
or advanced bowel disease
Eating nothing but mac and cheese sounds like something a fussy 6 year old would do
My food preferences are much like a fussy 6 year old. I don't understand why that matters that much.
food preferences in general I'm not gonna get too upset about, but "only eating one thing" (and that thing being basically carbs and fat with zero fibre) is eventually going to end both badly and painfully
Every time you do something embarrassing there is a non-zero chance of you dying while doing it ...is something I think about on the toilet far too often.
Rip me, died while having a poo. I'm poo guy now, forever.
Look if I knew I could I would eat mac and cheese for every fucking meal I would, absolutely, but that would actually kill me.
You'd never poop again. You'd die from mac and chee related poop issues. My desire to not have "mac and chee poop issues" on my death certificate outweighs my desire to wreck my bod with delicious cheesey, buttery noodles every day.
You'd never poop again because mac and cheese, the perfect, ideal food for humans, would keep your body acting at 100% efficiency forever with 0 waste generated.
You'd never poop again because mac and cheese, the perfect, ideal food for humans, would keep your body acting at 100% efficiency forever with 0 waste generated.
So long as you don't waste any of that energy on exercise.
You'd never poop again because mac and cheese, the perfect, ideal food for humans, would keep your body acting at 100% efficiency forever with 0 waste generated.
So long as you don't waste any of that energy on exercise.
You'd never poop again because mac and cheese, the perfect, ideal food for humans, would keep your body acting at 100% efficiency forever with 0 waste generated.
So long as you don't waste any of that energy on exercise.
That just means you need more mac and cheese.
But not much, it's nature's superfood.
Not even a superfood can make up for expending some of the body's finite energy. Mac and cheese merely gives you the power to harness that energy for a brief time. What you use, you lose.
Posts
I can't stand cigarettes, for example
Or judgemental people
Or a lot of other things
But a mac and cheese diet seems harmless
Whoever is missing out on a ton of really great food, which is a shame, but whatever
guacamole is super healthy
you're covered
I'd kill for a good cheeseburger most days.
wait what were we talking about
Moriveth let's go out for some burgers.
You prefer five guys, red robin or something else?
I prefer cows but you make yours out of whatever you want tho five men seems a tad much
I've never eaten Red Robin.
My preferred Five Guys burger is "everything on it plus extra stuff".
10/10
See I get a cheeseburger, just ketchup. I'm not a mustard guy and am otherwise easy to please.
I can put away that whole burger and all the bag fries though.
You know what is a good burger topping? A fried egg.
Well there is a difference between only eats mac n cheese cause its tasty and convenient and Only Eats Mac N Cheese as like a lifestyle choice
I would find the latter very off-putting
edit like I don't know where the line is between food preference and overly picky but macncheegan would be way past that
I've heard that, I need to try that sometime.
You'd never poop again. You'd die from mac and chee related poop issues. My desire to not have "mac and chee poop issues" on my death certificate outweighs my desire to wreck my bod with delicious cheesey, buttery noodles every day.
You ever get somewhere that has a bob evens try theirs. They got nice thick cut bacon on it to. And real cheddar.
Given how much cheese I like to put in my mac & cheese, yeah, this would happen to me
Basically I like my mac & cheese to look like a big block of cheddar, but when you cut into it, surprise, there's also cooked macaroni in it!
This is real depressing
Just have your gal bladder removed. That way the butter, or really any fat in any meal, will solve that constipation problem for you.
also don't google colonoscopies of bowel cancer
or advanced bowel disease
food preferences in general I'm not gonna get too upset about, but "only eating one thing" (and that thing being basically carbs and fat with zero fibre) is eventually going to end both badly and painfully
I'm totally ok with that being on my death certificate
I mean it beats out "too many pork rinds" and "jerked it to death"
Well I mean, I hadn't planned on it but ok.
sometimes colonoscopy images are thrust upon you
I might say I literally only drink Gin. I definitely don't I just love gin and dramatic licence.
I've actually used cheez-its on occasion
it's good
also bad
And I mean, it'll destroy me in three minutes from the first bite.
Rip me, died while having a poo. I'm poo guy now, forever.
She is friends with my friend
Trust me when I say I am using the dictonary definition of literally up there
I dunno
If your tombstone read
JUGGERNUT
Never Pooped
I'd call that a win
Right after the mac and cheese
WINK!
So long as you don't waste any of that energy on exercise.
And as with most broke 20-somethings I had a phase where kraft blue boxes took up a significant portion of my pantry.
Now cheesy potatoes on the other hand...
That just means you need more mac and cheese.
But not much, it's nature's superfood.
Not even a superfood can make up for expending some of the body's finite energy. Mac and cheese merely gives you the power to harness that energy for a brief time. What you use, you lose.
XBox LIVE: Bogestrom | Destiny
PSN: Bogestrom