I'm writing a scientific research paper that's due in three hours, and damn if this isn't the most relaxing writing assignment I've ever done. The majority of it has aboslutely no room for creativity. I'm just blandly describing things in excruciating detail, utilizing equally excruciating vocabulary to my heart's content.
Damn oddly-named [chat] thread... took me a while to find it on the forum index. For a second I was actually scared they'd banned [chat] threads altogether.
First final in 3.5 hours. Should be okay. I have an 80-something as it is, so I really just have to not forget everything I've ever done.
Now, after that, I have a week of horribly interrogating my OS prof to get him to tell me what the fuck is going on in that goddamn class. Then I will kill him.
I would so totally roll a republican campaign advisor.
Character Sheet
Name: Bob Thwacker Gender: Male Political Affiliation: Republican Political Views: Radical Conservative Class: Fundamentalist
Stats
- STRENGTH: 14
- ENDURANCE: 11
- INTELLIGENCE: 7 (pre-req: must be below 8)
- CHARISMA: 12 (with a -10 reaction modifier to everyone but other Fundamentalists and Ann Coulter)
- PIETY: 25 (pre-req: must be at 25, the max)
Character Description: You have chosen the Fundamentalist class! Your conservative viewpoints are supported by God Almighty and you've been infused by his holy spirit to bring the light of truth to others, or unleash his holy wrath upon them if they fail to comply. You have no natural allies except other creatures of low intelligence and at level three you will attract one creature companion: either a raccoon, possum, or snake will then become your lifelong companion and will also whisper The Word of the Lord to you on your journey to bring humanity to its knees and save them from their most unholy ways. You have a natural fear of sex, emotion, evolution, logic, and reality. Your racial enemy is black people, mexican people, and everyone else that isn't a white Kansan or Texan Catholic.
Character Background: Raised by your Uncle Bob, who you were named after, you spent your childhood helping raise the family's chickens and milking its cows. You went to church every day until you had an incident with your Uncle Bob, after which you set him and the barn on fire, went to church, asked your reverend and God for forgiveness, and then left vowing to purify the Earth of anyone who might be as spiritually unclean as your Uncle Bob was. You're also a big fan of the Patriot Act.
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Damn oddly-named [chat] thread... took me a while to find it on the forum index. For a second I was actually scared they'd banned [chat] threads altogether.
Aww. It's okay Richy, you're safe now.
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Damn oddly-named [chat] thread... took me a while to find it on the forum index. For a second I was actually scared they'd banned [chat] threads altogether.
Aww. It's okay Richy, you're safe now.
Thanks LaOs. I'll never go away again.
*starts weeping gently*
My bottomfeeder black minister character would own you Drez.
I like the tin-foil-hat-wearing consipracy theorist/unmedicated psychopath combo myself. Really acts as a spoiler in most scenarios.
That's a specialty class. You unlock it after either gaining seven levels in the Ex-Liberal-now-Radical-Conservative class or five levels in the Mel Gibson class.
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And Wookies.
No point there either. Everybody just lets them win.
Well it is a wise strategy.
It's almost depressingly satisfying.
multiple deep dickings :winky:
Pyros are definitely my favorite though.
I first thought that this was referring to extreme left-wing liberals.
This is because I have yet to play TF2.
Ok someone photoshop Dennis Kuinich's head on an ubered pyro stat!
Damn Pyro boost stealing my Ubers!
Heavies do last a bit longer post-uber if you're planning on just kamakazi-ing.
I did too, and I play it all the damned time.
"Make like a cheerleader and split" - good comeback or best comeback?
I was kind of hoping that Nexus was alluding to some new Democrat vs. Republican MMORPG.
Battle.net
Good luck. My next one is in an hour and a half.
Now, after that, I have a week of horribly interrogating my OS prof to get him to tell me what the fuck is going on in that goddamn class. Then I will kill him.
Character Sheet
Name: Bob Thwacker
Gender: Male
Political Affiliation: Republican
Political Views: Radical Conservative
Class: Fundamentalist
Stats
- STRENGTH: 14
- ENDURANCE: 11
- INTELLIGENCE: 7 (pre-req: must be below 8)
- CHARISMA: 12 (with a -10 reaction modifier to everyone but other Fundamentalists and Ann Coulter)
- PIETY: 25 (pre-req: must be at 25, the max)
Character Description: You have chosen the Fundamentalist class! Your conservative viewpoints are supported by God Almighty and you've been infused by his holy spirit to bring the light of truth to others, or unleash his holy wrath upon them if they fail to comply. You have no natural allies except other creatures of low intelligence and at level three you will attract one creature companion: either a raccoon, possum, or snake will then become your lifelong companion and will also whisper The Word of the Lord to you on your journey to bring humanity to its knees and save them from their most unholy ways. You have a natural fear of sex, emotion, evolution, logic, and reality. Your racial enemy is black people, mexican people, and everyone else that isn't a white Kansan or Texan Catholic.
Character Background: Raised by your Uncle Bob, who you were named after, you spent your childhood helping raise the family's chickens and milking its cows. You went to church every day until you had an incident with your Uncle Bob, after which you set him and the barn on fire, went to church, asked your reverend and God for forgiveness, and then left vowing to purify the Earth of anyone who might be as spiritually unclean as your Uncle Bob was. You're also a big fan of the Patriot Act.
Is it because she spells her first name with an "e" instead of an "o"?
Aww. It's okay Richy, you're safe now.
I like the tin-foil-hat-wearing consipracy theorist/unmedicated psychopath combo myself. Really acts as a spoiler in most scenarios.
*starts weeping gently*
That's a specialty class. You unlock it after either gaining seven levels in the Ex-Liberal-now-Radical-Conservative class or five levels in the Mel Gibson class.
The only reason I know that is because I had to look her up.
Why the hate? She's barely done anything except some crappy TV shows.
they kinda nerfed him after the last patch