simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
Shuhei was dressed in a jack o lantern onesie and I flexed my inner old man by asking if he was an akabochan, a pun which left R2D2 wheezing with laughter though I am not sure if it was because of how witty it was or surprise that I understood Japanese enough to make old man jokes
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zepherinRussian warship, go fuck yourselfRegistered Userregular
The company Hatchetman is stuck in an airport, because his flight got cancelled. I find this funny in a way. I guess I'll work for the rest of the day.
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Sir Landsharkresting shark faceRegistered Userregular
The company Hatchetman is stuck in an airport, because his flight got cancelled. I find this funny in a way. I guess I'll work for the rest of the day.
Well whoever works for travel arrangements is toast.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
The company Hatchetman is stuck in an airport, because his flight got cancelled. I find this funny in a way. I guess I'll work for the rest of the day.
are you still expecting to get fired?
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ChimeraMonster girl with a snek tail and five eyesBad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered Userregular
I know someone who worked for Weinstein who was a promoter for the studio's movies and had zero to do with Harvey and his shit but is now basically unhireable simply because she worked at the studio and no one will touch anyone from there at the moment with a 10 foot pole. She is desperately trying to get out of her contract as the ship sinks but is worried that once she does she will not have anywhere to go and may have to switch industries.
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jungleroomxIt's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovelsRegistered Userregular
Morning you drunken reprobates.
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
okay I'm going to head down to the convenience store and buy that seafood milk cheese cup noodle I promised @Mazzyx I would review
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ChimeraMonster girl with a snek tail and five eyesBad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered Userregular
The company Hatchetman is stuck in an airport, because his flight got cancelled. I find this funny in a way. I guess I'll work for the rest of the day.
are you still expecting to get fired?
Well it's weird, so like I do, but I just got 2 awards for our 8(a) protege so I had a side bar with him and he's like don't worry he'll pick me up.
But he's a bit of a flake.
And if the elevator company who I interviewed with makes me an offer I'm saying dueces to both of them, because it is a lot of money and I'm pretty good at elevators.
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SummaryJudgmentGrab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front doorRegistered Userregular
The company Hatchetman is stuck in an airport, because his flight got cancelled. I find this funny in a way. I guess I'll work for the rest of the day.
are you still expecting to get fired?
Well it's weird, so like I do, but I just got 2 awards for our 8(a) protege so I had a side bar with him and he's like don't worry he'll pick me up.
But he's a bit of a flake.
And if the elevator company who I interviewed with makes me an offer I'm saying dueces to both of them, because it is a lot of money and I'm pretty good at elevators.
I guess you could say
You're rising to the occasion.
Your career is getting a lift.
You've found a way to move on up.
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zepherinRussian warship, go fuck yourselfRegistered Userregular
The company Hatchetman is stuck in an airport, because his flight got cancelled. I find this funny in a way. I guess I'll work for the rest of the day.
Well whoever works for travel arrangements is toast.
She's actually really good, and she's underpaid so she is probably safe. Out of the whole company she is the one I consider the most competent.
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zepherinRussian warship, go fuck yourselfRegistered Userregular
The company Hatchetman is stuck in an airport, because his flight got cancelled. I find this funny in a way. I guess I'll work for the rest of the day.
are you still expecting to get fired?
Well it's weird, so like I do, but I just got 2 awards for our 8(a) protege so I had a side bar with him and he's like don't worry he'll pick me up.
But he's a bit of a flake.
And if the elevator company who I interviewed with makes me an offer I'm saying dueces to both of them, because it is a lot of money and I'm pretty good at elevators.
I guess you could say
You're rising to the occasion.
Your career is getting a lift.
You've found a way to move on up.
The great thing about elevator jokes is they work on every level.
The company Hatchetman is stuck in an airport, because his flight got cancelled. I find this funny in a way. I guess I'll work for the rest of the day.
are you still expecting to get fired?
Well it's weird, so like I do, but I just got 2 awards for our 8(a) protege so I had a side bar with him and he's like don't worry he'll pick me up.
But he's a bit of a flake.
And if the elevator company who I interviewed with makes me an offer I'm saying dueces to both of them, because it is a lot of money and I'm pretty good at elevators.
As a person who has trouble with stairs I am eternally grateful to you elevator folks, the true heroes of society.
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Sir Landsharkresting shark faceRegistered Userregular
The company Hatchetman is stuck in an airport, because his flight got cancelled. I find this funny in a way. I guess I'll work for the rest of the day.
are you still expecting to get fired?
Well it's weird, so like I do, but I just got 2 awards for our 8(a) protege so I had a side bar with him and he's like don't worry he'll pick me up.
But he's a bit of a flake.
And if the elevator company who I interviewed with makes me an offer I'm saying dueces to both of them, because it is a lot of money and I'm pretty good at elevators.
I guess you could say
You're rising to the occasion.
Your career is getting a lift.
You've found a way to move on up.
you're fired
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The company Hatchetman is stuck in an airport, because his flight got cancelled. I find this funny in a way. I guess I'll work for the rest of the day.
are you still expecting to get fired?
Well it's weird, so like I do, but I just got 2 awards for our 8(a) protege so I had a side bar with him and he's like don't worry he'll pick me up.
But he's a bit of a flake.
And if the elevator company who I interviewed with makes me an offer I'm saying dueces to both of them, because it is a lot of money and I'm pretty good at elevators.
I guess you could say
You're rising to the occasion.
Your career is getting a lift.
You've found a way to move on up.
you're fired
ilu2 bby
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ChimeraMonster girl with a snek tail and five eyesBad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered Userregular
Got roped into going to the other end of town to pick up my MILs prescription. Not really thrilled about this she really can't handle herself now.
But the long drive does give extra time away from having to deal with your inlaws in person!
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firewaterwordSatchitanandaPais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered Userregular
Hi chat! Finally made it home.
Except I'm still on east coast time and got up at 3:30AM and it suuuuuuucks.
Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
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Sir Landsharkresting shark faceRegistered Userregular
I have a family relative who is reasonably bright but is just absolutely convinced that major sports are doctored in some fashion to drive up viewership
like, not in the sense that the rules are changed to attract viewers we all know that but like
he claims the exciting 13-12 world series game from last night was obviously orchestrated by the MLB there's no way those pitchers and closers would pitch so poorly etc etc
it's very head scratching that this is the conspiracy he's latched onto and not like, chem trails or w/e
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ChimeraMonster girl with a snek tail and five eyesBad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered Userregular
I have a family relative who is reasonably bright but is just absolutely convinced that major sports are doctored in some fashion to drive up viewership
like, not in the sense that the rules are changed to attract viewers we all know that but like
he claims the exciting 13-12 world series game from last night was obviously orchestrated by the MLB there's no way those pitchers and closers would pitch so poorly etc etc
it's very head scratching that this is the conspiracy he's latched onto and not like, chem trails or w/e
It seems almost impossible that pitchers can throw like they do.
I find it even more impossible that they could deliberately fuck it up and still make it look like they weren't trying to.
I have a family relative who is reasonably bright but is just absolutely convinced that major sports are doctored in some fashion to drive up viewership
like, not in the sense that the rules are changed to attract viewers we all know that but like
he claims the exciting 13-12 world series game from last night was obviously orchestrated by the MLB there's no way those pitchers and closers would pitch so poorly etc etc
it's very head scratching that this is the conspiracy he's latched onto and not like, chem trails or w/e
To his defense on that the two teams have both said the ball feels strange and slicker and there is talk on ESPN that the balls may be juiced as a way to make the games higher scoring and more exciting.
I have a family relative who is reasonably bright but is just absolutely convinced that major sports are doctored in some fashion to drive up viewership
like, not in the sense that the rules are changed to attract viewers we all know that but like
he claims the exciting 13-12 world series game from last night was obviously orchestrated by the MLB there's no way those pitchers and closers would pitch so poorly etc etc
it's very head scratching that this is the conspiracy he's latched onto and not like, chem trails or w/e
To his defense on that the two teams have both said the ball feels strange and slicker and there is talk on ESPN that the balls may be juiced as a way to make the games higher scoring and more exciting.
I have a family relative who is reasonably bright but is just absolutely convinced that major sports are doctored in some fashion to drive up viewership
like, not in the sense that the rules are changed to attract viewers we all know that but like
he claims the exciting 13-12 world series game from last night was obviously orchestrated by the MLB there's no way those pitchers and closers would pitch so poorly etc etc
it's very head scratching that this is the conspiracy he's latched onto and not like, chem trails or w/e
To his defense on that the two teams have both said the ball feels strange and slicker and there is talk on ESPN that the balls may be juiced as a way to make the games higher scoring and more exciting.
The company Hatchetman is stuck in an airport, because his flight got cancelled. I find this funny in a way. I guess I'll work for the rest of the day.
are you still expecting to get fired?
Well it's weird, so like I do, but I just got 2 awards for our 8(a) protege so I had a side bar with him and he's like don't worry he'll pick me up.
But he's a bit of a flake.
And if the elevator company who I interviewed with makes me an offer I'm saying dueces to both of them, because it is a lot of money and I'm pretty good at elevators.
As a person who has trouble with stairs I am eternally grateful to you elevator folks, the true heroes of society.
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Well whoever works for travel arrangements is toast.
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Ah, but Chuck, you get to win the peace now
More fun than the hard task of governing
are you still expecting to get fired?
Hey I resent that, I haven't been drunk for 24 hours!
But he's a bit of a flake.
And if the elevator company who I interviewed with makes me an offer I'm saying dueces to both of them, because it is a lot of money and I'm pretty good at elevators.
Heyyy
Hey
I'm noo runken deprobate!
I’m holding off giving my current PS4 an a e s t h e t i c because I keep thinking the Pro will be cheap enough to consider some day soon
I guess you could say
You're rising to the occasion.
Your career is getting a lift.
You've found a way to move on up.
As a person who has trouble with stairs I am eternally grateful to you elevator folks, the true heroes of society.
you're fired
My general gadget lust makes me want a Pro, but I don't play nearly enough stuff on it to justify the expense. And I don't have a 4K TV.
ilu2 bby
But the long drive does give extra time away from having to deal with your inlaws in person!
Except I'm still on east coast time and got up at 3:30AM and it suuuuuuucks.
like, not in the sense that the rules are changed to attract viewers we all know that but like
he claims the exciting 13-12 world series game from last night was obviously orchestrated by the MLB there's no way those pitchers and closers would pitch so poorly etc etc
it's very head scratching that this is the conspiracy he's latched onto and not like, chem trails or w/e
Hello person who I don't think I've met on here yet!
Well whatever nobody has to do shit anymore because everything is either automatic or nobody gives a fuck about it like microwave clocks.
good, wholesome heroes?
also mr rogers
It seems almost impossible that pitchers can throw like they do.
I find it even more impossible that they could deliberately fuck it up and still make it look like they weren't trying to.
To his defense on that the two teams have both said the ball feels strange and slicker and there is talk on ESPN that the balls may be juiced as a way to make the games higher scoring and more exciting.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/2017/06/29/mlb-juiced-ball-home-runs/440203001/
Hey there new friendo, how's things?
Drive? Ha I'm on the bus
whoa
Baseball gets its own Deflategate.
Haw haw haw.
RON after you posted one of these the other night I watched like 2hrs worth of bob ross videos it was amazing
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
Goddamn I am stoked for it. Brighter mornings yes please. Dark at 7am is garbage.
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