I remain a dutiful servant to the needs of my Stardew Valley farm. Middle of Autumn, and the competition to be my wife is hotting up. Will it be Penny, whose home life is tragic and who yearns for the better life I offer? Will it be Leah, the wine-drinking bohemian? Or will it be Haley, the dim, selfish, attractive blonde? Tune in next week, when we find out how shallow I am via the medium of digital waifus.
Shane is in a bad place, not helped by giving him booze as a present. I am his enabler. Jodi invited me for dinner, then asked if I could bring a specific fish, all of which are apparently hiding and won't be caught. Bit selfish, Jodi.
My farmhouse has been expanded, and now has a kitchen. No more will I eat food raw, plucked from the good earth of my allotment. I continue to improve tools, delve deeper into the mine, hack down offensively positioned trees and root through garbage.
I could do with more variety in the responses of the villagers, but ho hum. It'd be nice if the set of neighbours you had was slightly randomised. Maybe Haley and Emily live in that house, or maybe it's Petra the Polish supply teacher and Camille the short order cook. Maybe Harvey's the Doctor, but maybe it's Chad, the ex-surfer who loves to cook.
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Some of my buddies are annoyed at a temporary art thing in the subway now with a line drawing naked man with penis visible. Very cartoony line drawing penis.
Some of my buddies are annoyed at a temporary art thing in the subway now with a line drawing naked man with penis visible. Very cartoony line drawing penis.
Very grumpy old man thing to be annoyed about.
If you can't enjoy a good dong whats even the point
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Some of my buddies are annoyed at a temporary art thing in the subway now with a line drawing naked man with penis visible. Very cartoony line drawing penis.
Some of my buddies are annoyed at a temporary art thing in the subway now with a line drawing naked man with penis visible. Very cartoony line drawing penis.
Very grumpy old man thing to be annoyed about.
If you can't enjoy a good dong whats even the point
Some of my buddies are annoyed at a temporary art thing in the subway now with a line drawing naked man with penis visible. Very cartoony line drawing penis.
Very grumpy old man thing to be annoyed about.
If you can't enjoy a good dong whats even the point
I don’t even know if I should link it but Austin Walker retweeted a video of a call-in televised auction from 1992, on some public access channel, that features paintings. A whole bunch of them are borderline explicit furry porn featuring rats and I am dying laughing.
Someone always brings in doughnuts on Fridays. Luckily, I'm a doughnut snob from being raised on homemade, freshly fried and chocolate sauced doughnuts from a young age. Otherwise I'd be in a coma every Friday from eating too many.
There are some bad ass donut places in the Maryland area near me.
*hides dunkin donuts cup*
But legit, if you are up early as balls and near Meade at any point I've gotta place that serves donuts from 5am till about 7:30-8 when they run out and then become a Vietnamese restaurant, but their potato donut is sex...cash only.
Someone always brings in doughnuts on Fridays. Luckily, I'm a doughnut snob from being raised on homemade, freshly fried and chocolate sauced doughnuts from a young age. Otherwise I'd be in a coma every Friday from eating too many.
There are some bad ass donut places in the Maryland area near me.
*hides dunkin donuts cup*
But legit, if you are up early as balls and near Meade at any point I've gotta place that serves donuts from 5am till about 7:30-8 when they run out and then become a Vietnamese restaurant, but their potato donut is sex...cash only.
I really like District Donuts in Eastern Market. Astros is just down the road from me but I am too lazy plus why get a donut when you can get a chicken biscuit instead which is sooooooooo good.
The train / platform numbering is challenging and figuring out if you are actually at the station you want is hard. The little boards tell you everything but you have to know how to decode them. Also don’t use Klasse 1 if you are Klasse 2. You will get a ticket.
Someone always brings in doughnuts on Fridays. Luckily, I'm a doughnut snob from being raised on homemade, freshly fried and chocolate sauced doughnuts from a young age. Otherwise I'd be in a coma every Friday from eating too many.
There are some bad ass donut places in the Maryland area near me.
*hides dunkin donuts cup*
But legit, if you are up early as balls and near Meade at any point I've gotta place that serves donuts from 5am till about 7:30-8 when they run out and then become a Vietnamese restaurant, but their potato donut is sex...cash only.
I really like District Donuts in Eastern Market. Astros is just down the road from me but I am too lazy plus why get a donut when you can get a chicken biscuit instead which is sooooooooo good.
Astro donuts has a food truck that comes by Ballston every Friday. They have some interesting varieties but I'm all about plain old fried doughnuts with a chocolate sauce on top.
I think their donuts are a bit too dense but the cake ones are good. I think they have cake+glaze.
But really the good thing there is their chicken sandwiches and chicken biscuits. Seriously, give those a try if the truck has them. Super tasty.
I get the chicken strips, topped with old bay and buffalo sauce on the side. They don't have the chicken biscuits on the truck. Just the sandwich and strips.
I think it is a timing thing. I think the big thing with their chicken biscuits is they have good fucking biscuits. Like if they sold them I would get a couple of fresh ones with nothing on it and just eat those. Yum.
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Shane is in a bad place, not helped by giving him booze as a present. I am his enabler. Jodi invited me for dinner, then asked if I could bring a specific fish, all of which are apparently hiding and won't be caught. Bit selfish, Jodi.
My farmhouse has been expanded, and now has a kitchen. No more will I eat food raw, plucked from the good earth of my allotment. I continue to improve tools, delve deeper into the mine, hack down offensively positioned trees and root through garbage.
I could do with more variety in the responses of the villagers, but ho hum. It'd be nice if the set of neighbours you had was slightly randomised. Maybe Haley and Emily live in that house, or maybe it's Petra the Polish supply teacher and Camille the short order cook. Maybe Harvey's the Doctor, but maybe it's Chad, the ex-surfer who loves to cook.
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EVERYONE GO MAKE PASTA RIGHT NOW
2 chat 2 tired
sure and i could wash dishes by hand or chew my own food too but
Let's not get crazy now.
Very grumpy old man thing to be annoyed about.
If you can't enjoy a good dong whats even the point
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I see what you did there Honk.
or even an okay dong
I'm going to lose so horribly and it's going to be great
at our age take what you can get
I am boiling some water but I might need instructions on how to open a box with a rolling pin while not damaging the pastas.
slip the handle under the lid and pop it open
You boil the box too. Makes it easy to peel apart.
@Bogart stylish man.
I just seen this.
JFC this is insane
Kiddoroar is killing it, although he needs to talk quieter and slow down when doing work.
I gave it a good pop all right. Do you think half pennes are still properly categorized as pennes or have they become something else.
Mostly cause hes rushing through it and not really comprehending what hes doing.
A+ business factory
*hides dunkin donuts cup*
But legit, if you are up early as balls and near Meade at any point I've gotta place that serves donuts from 5am till about 7:30-8 when they run out and then become a Vietnamese restaurant, but their potato donut is sex...cash only.
I really like District Donuts in Eastern Market. Astros is just down the road from me but I am too lazy plus why get a donut when you can get a chicken biscuit instead which is sooooooooo good.
#1's friend: I'm getting an xbox for my birthday!
#1: what's an xbox??
think we're running out of time lol @porp
he really has gone full Europeon
And it begins...
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/commentary/ct-manafort-donald-trump-tweets-20171030-story.html
I think their donuts are a bit too dense but the cake ones are good. I think they have cake+glaze.
But really the good thing there is their chicken sandwiches and chicken biscuits. Seriously, give those a try if the truck has them. Super tasty.
You don't use WhatsApp?
(Looks at the billion message chat of his 40k group)
I think it is a timing thing. I think the big thing with their chicken biscuits is they have good fucking biscuits. Like if they sold them I would get a couple of fresh ones with nothing on it and just eat those. Yum.