What's the difference between a librarian and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Is this a pay joke or a "no meat on the bones" joke?
Pay joke. It's funny because you need a master's degree to get paid like a teacher.
To be fair not all Librarian jobs pay like that. My wife is a Librarian and works for the government and has Library friends in the UN, in Universities and working for private business, and they all seem to do a lot better than a teacher would with their masters degrees.
We were watching Civil War for the first time and when Cap gets his kiss I joked, “It’s about time. I’m sure he’s got red, white, and blue balls.” My wife tried to act like she hated the joke while she giggled like an idiot.
I shared this in DnD, but my daughter made a Marvel pun the other day that got a good laugh out of me. On one of her Roblox games, she made a dog and named him Thanos. Why?
Because he yaps at half the universe!
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Okay so there's an ad (old-school radio style ad, the person doing the video talks up the sponsor), but this video is perfect for these boards https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT4tUuWRW_k
It even has subtitles for the musically disinclined.
if bob marley had a favorite font, it was probably Sans Sheriff
I'd tell you to go to jail because that pun is so bad, but someone's gone and shot the sheriff AND the deputy...
if you can believe it, i was dead asleep the other night and sat bolt upright in bed, wide the fuck awake, with that pun fully formed in my head
this happens to me occasionally. i have no memory of this whatsoever, but my wife tells me one time a couple years ago she got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, and when she got back i sat up, said "i'm gonna invent a new chicken-based energy drink. it's called the Slaminella" and went back to sleep
if bob marley had a favorite font, it was probably Sans Sheriff
I'd tell you to go to jail because that pun is so bad, but someone's gone and shot the sheriff AND the deputy...
if you can believe it, i was dead asleep the other night and sat bolt upright in bed, wide the fuck awake, with that pun fully formed in my head
this happens to me occasionally. i have no memory of this whatsoever, but my wife tells me one time a couple years ago she got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, and when she got back i sat up, said "i'm gonna invent a new chicken-based energy drink. it's called the Slaminella" and went back to sleep
There's a guy that semi-regularly shows up to a karaoke place I also attend semi-regularly. He goes by the name Seraph.
One time when the KJ called his name to sing next but he had already left, I somewhat loudly proclaimed that apparently we were sans Seraph.
A new pastor moves into a neighborhood and goes knocking on the doors of his parishioners to meet them and get to know them personally before his first Sunday. Most of the people he meets are at home because they are older and they are all very welcoming to him.
However, he comes to one house and after he knocks, he hears the television inside go silent. He knocks again and sees someone lift up one of the blinds slightly and immediately lowers it again. He knocks a third time and is met with silence. Finally, he pulls out one of his cards with his phone number and writes "Revelation 3:20" on it, and slides it under the door.
The very next day he wakes up and sees that his card has been slid back underneath his own door. He looks at it and just under the scripture he had written, his parishioner has responded: "Genesis 3:10".
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Is this a pay joke or a "no meat on the bones" joke?
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Every other time I've seen a joke in this style, it's been a pay joke.
But, I don't know what a librarian makes, so I can't say for certain.
Taking it in a cannibalism direction would be a new way to go though.
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Pay joke. It's funny because you need a master's degree to get paid like a teacher.
To be fair not all Librarian jobs pay like that. My wife is a Librarian and works for the government and has Library friends in the UN, in Universities and working for private business, and they all seem to do a lot better than a teacher would with their masters degrees.
Oh crap this is the joke thread you say?
Uhhh
I shared this in DnD, but my daughter made a Marvel pun the other day that got a good laugh out of me. On one of her Roblox games, she made a dog and named him Thanos. Why?
Because he yaps at half the universe!
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I am grout!
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My best friend told me he was going to the Fiat dealer this week.
I responded, after my own preemptive laughter delayed me, "Would you like me to come with you? As your Fiat accomplice?"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT4tUuWRW_k
It even has subtitles for the musically disinclined.
hitting hot metal with hammers
I'd tell you to go to jail because that pun is so bad, but someone's gone and shot the sheriff AND the deputy...
But it might make you buy curios.
if you can believe it, i was dead asleep the other night and sat bolt upright in bed, wide the fuck awake, with that pun fully formed in my head
this happens to me occasionally. i have no memory of this whatsoever, but my wife tells me one time a couple years ago she got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, and when she got back i sat up, said "i'm gonna invent a new chicken-based energy drink. it's called the Slaminella" and went back to sleep
hitting hot metal with hammers
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It's nice to see this joke. Ever since cameras went digital, I feel like photographers don't get enough exposure.
Most of them stop being photographers because they lose focus on their careers.
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I feel like quite a lot of them snap out of that in a flash though, before they shutter their doors.
There's a guy that semi-regularly shows up to a karaoke place I also attend semi-regularly. He goes by the name Seraph.
One time when the KJ called his name to sing next but he had already left, I somewhat loudly proclaimed that apparently we were sans Seraph.
What scares me most about photographers is how often they frame you, shoot you, then hang you on a wall.
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It's not pie yet.
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I wish people would stop pushing their religion on everyone. I mean great, you know Jonathan 3.14, but are you living it?
However, he comes to one house and after he knocks, he hears the television inside go silent. He knocks again and sees someone lift up one of the blinds slightly and immediately lowers it again. He knocks a third time and is met with silence. Finally, he pulls out one of his cards with his phone number and writes "Revelation 3:20" on it, and slides it under the door.
The very next day he wakes up and sees that his card has been slid back underneath his own door. He looks at it and just under the scripture he had written, his parishioner has responded: "Genesis 3:10".
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For those of us without a bible on hand?
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Genesis 3:10