My biggest problem with ordering food from an Indian restaurant is I will eat Butter Chicken until the heat death of the universe unless my inertia is otherwise stopped
Which means I have a hard time trying other types of curry unless I have a group with me
My biggest problem with ordering food from an Indian restaurant is I will eat Butter Chicken until the heat death of the universe unless my inertia is otherwise stopped
Which means I have a hard time trying other types of curry unless I have a group with me
Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
Naan, fuck I could eat good naan bread all day. I know most folks like the ones with the fruits and nuts and such in them, but I lean towards cheese naan myself, or garlic if that's not available.
My biggest problem with ordering food from an Indian restaurant is I will eat Butter Chicken until the heat death of the universe unless my inertia is otherwise stopped
Which means I have a hard time trying other types of curry unless I have a group with me
It's when you're having sex and you get cramp somewhere that really does me in
Like the leg
Trying to uncramp your leg is tricky when you're in the Heat of the Moment.
Although it's not the trickiest surreptitious operation I've ever had to try to keep things going, admittedly. That'd be the time with that bloody fucking bastarding rabbit.
It's when you're having sex and you get cramp somewhere that really does me in
Like the leg
Trying to uncramp your leg is tricky when you're in the Heat of the Moment.
Although it's not the trickiest surreptitious operation I've ever had to try to keep things going, admittedly. That'd be the time with that bloody fucking bastarding rabbit.
You're gonna do the thing where you never tell this story, aren't you
It's when you're having sex and you get cramp somewhere that really does me in
Like the leg
Trying to uncramp your leg is tricky when you're in the Heat of the Moment.
Although it's not the trickiest surreptitious operation I've ever had to try to keep things going, admittedly. That'd be the time with that bloody fucking bastarding rabbit.
You're gonna do the thing where you never tell this story, aren't you
I thought I already had! I can tell the story if you want though
It's when you're having sex and you get cramp somewhere that really does me in
Like the leg
Trying to uncramp your leg is tricky when you're in the Heat of the Moment.
Although it's not the trickiest surreptitious operation I've ever had to try to keep things going, admittedly. That'd be the time with that bloody fucking bastarding rabbit.
You're gonna do the thing where you never tell this story, aren't you
I thought I already had! I can tell the story if you want though
I've been dating this girl for a bit, few dates. A flaming redhead.
This is the second time I've been to her house. In her house there lives a HUGE rabbit called Ginger (the Rabbit is a ginger rabbit so the name is suitable). And let me reiterate that Ginger is a big honking rabbit, who wanders around the house as he sees fit, you know, a house rabbit.
Anyway so we're watching a movie (the Baywatch remake with The Rock and Zac Efron if you must know) and afterwards, we're having a bit of fun on the sofa, you know, and one thing leads to another, clothes are flying around, and I end up kneeling in front of the sofa, she's on the sofa... Use your imagination.
What I don't notice is that Ginger has wandered into the room. Or at least, I don't notice until Ginger hops over to me and decides that where he wants to be right now is right underneath me, between my legs. Maybe he was cold, maybe he wanted some human contact I don't know. Anyway Ginger is pretty aggressively determined to nestle snugly beneath my groin.
Which is very off putting, so I keep on trying to surreptitiously reach down without stopping what I'm doing to shift this fucking rabbit, but he's a big lad, and he won't go. He keeps trying to get back in there, or rather does get in there pretty sharpish, and there he stayed.
For a while at least. For what felt like an eternity to me. Eventually he wandered off. Managed to avoid being noticed by the lady as well.
Anyway that was the time I suppose I technically had a threesome with two redheads
I've been dating this girl for a bit, few dates. A flaming redhead.
This is the second time I've been to her house. In her house there lives a HUGE rabbit called Ginger (the Rabbit is a ginger rabbit so the name is suitable). And let me reiterate that Ginger is a big honking rabbit, who wanders around the house as he sees fit, you know, a house rabbit.
Anyway so we're watching a movie (the Baywatch remake with The Rock and Zac Efron if you must know) and afterwards, we're having a bit of fun on the sofa, you know, and one thing leads to another, clothes are flying around, and I end up kneeling in front of the sofa, she's on the sofa... Use your imagination.
What I don't notice is that Ginger has wandered into the room. Or at least, I don't notice until Ginger hops over to me and decides that where he wants to be right now is right underneath me, between my legs. Maybe he was cold, maybe he wanted some human contact I don't know. Anyway Ginger is pretty aggressively determined to nestle snugly beneath my groin.
Which is very off putting, so I keep on trying to surreptitiously reach down without stopping what I'm doing to shift this fucking rabbit, but he's a big lad, and he won't go. He keeps trying to get back in there, or rather does get in there pretty sharpish, and there he stayed.
For a while at least. For what felt like an eternity to me. Eventually he wandered off. Managed to avoid being noticed by the lady as well.
Anyway that was the time I suppose I technically had a threesome with two redheads
I've been dating this girl for a bit, few dates. A flaming redhead.
This is the second time I've been to her house. In her house there lives a HUGE rabbit called Ginger (the Rabbit is a ginger rabbit so the name is suitable). And let me reiterate that Ginger is a big honking rabbit, who wanders around the house as he sees fit, you know, a house rabbit.
Anyway so we're watching a movie (the Baywatch remake with The Rock and Zac Efron if you must know) and afterwards, we're having a bit of fun on the sofa, you know, and one thing leads to another, clothes are flying around, and I end up kneeling in front of the sofa, she's on the sofa... Use your imagination.
What I don't notice is that Ginger has wandered into the room. Or at least, I don't notice until Ginger hops over to me and decides that where he wants to be right now is right underneath me, between my legs. Maybe he was cold, maybe he wanted some human contact I don't know. Anyway Ginger is pretty aggressively determined to nestle snugly beneath my groin.
Which is very off putting, so I keep on trying to surreptitiously reach down without stopping what I'm doing to shift this fucking rabbit, but he's a big lad, and he won't go. He keeps trying to get back in there, or rather does get in there pretty sharpish, and there he stayed.
For a while at least. For what felt like an eternity to me. Eventually he wandered off. Managed to avoid being noticed by the lady as well.
Anyway that was the time I suppose I technically had a threesome with two redheads
I have a very similar, but I think somewhat worse, story
it was an okcupid date that had gone very right until it had gone very wrong
we ended up coming back to her place after the date
she had roommates, and didn't want them to know all the dirty details, so we snuck back into her room and tried to keep quiet
but the problem was she also had a VERY EXCITABLE LARGE DOG
and the dog was at least fairly friendly, and after a few barks and some wagging it more or less ignored us and focused on some treats
so after a few minutes in the dark, we both realized that something had joined us in the bed, and despite a very valiant effort to both shoo/ignore the interloper, everything started to go horribly wrong
because when the dog got excited from the sounds of human activity, it would IMMEDIATELY TRY TO JOIN IN THE FUN AND THEN URINATE
so after a lot of screaming and swearing we managed to get the lights on, which in turn led to both of her surprised and now awake roommates knocking on the door to make sure that we were okay
which then lead to an argument about who was going to shower, I suggested we shower simultaneously, she insisted that her roommates not see us going into the shower together for modesty reasons (her roommates could hear the entire argument through the door, but oh well)
so I let her shower alone while I stood naked in a cold room covered in dog urine, and she took like goddamn 40 minutes to get out of the shower
and when she finally got out I had the fun experience of walking past both of her roommates naked, since they had decided to just stay awake in the living room in order to see who the mystery dude who got covered in dog piss was
anyway after I managed to shower and get dressed I exchanged a very awkward handshake/hug with my date because honestly what are you supposed to do after an experience like that
I was worried when I saw 153 unread posts on this thread and the maths conversation still seemed to be going strong, but I see we’ve progressed on from there quite nicely.
I was worried when I saw 153 unread posts on this thread and the maths conversation still seemed to be going strong, but I see we’ve progressed on from there quite nicely.
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Which means I have a hard time trying other types of curry unless I have a group with me
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I make myself try a new one every time
More fun that way
I have eaten a few types of Thai curry, but have not had the chance to try any Indian or English curry dishes
Thai Massaman curry is the shit
I love it
There's an awesome thai place near me, I love it so much. Expensive! But worth it.
If you are not getting laid because you hurt you hip, that's probably an indicator of being even older
This happened to me a couple months ago and I had a real crisis about it for 15 minutes
Like the leg
Trying to uncramp your leg is tricky when you're in the Heat of the Moment.
Although it's not the trickiest surreptitious operation I've ever had to try to keep things going, admittedly. That'd be the time with that bloody fucking bastarding rabbit.
You're gonna do the thing where you never tell this story, aren't you
I thought I already had! I can tell the story if you want though
Absolutely
This is the second time I've been to her house. In her house there lives a HUGE rabbit called Ginger (the Rabbit is a ginger rabbit so the name is suitable). And let me reiterate that Ginger is a big honking rabbit, who wanders around the house as he sees fit, you know, a house rabbit.
Anyway so we're watching a movie (the Baywatch remake with The Rock and Zac Efron if you must know) and afterwards, we're having a bit of fun on the sofa, you know, and one thing leads to another, clothes are flying around, and I end up kneeling in front of the sofa, she's on the sofa... Use your imagination.
What I don't notice is that Ginger has wandered into the room. Or at least, I don't notice until Ginger hops over to me and decides that where he wants to be right now is right underneath me, between my legs. Maybe he was cold, maybe he wanted some human contact I don't know. Anyway Ginger is pretty aggressively determined to nestle snugly beneath my groin.
Which is very off putting, so I keep on trying to surreptitiously reach down without stopping what I'm doing to shift this fucking rabbit, but he's a big lad, and he won't go. He keeps trying to get back in there, or rather does get in there pretty sharpish, and there he stayed.
For a while at least. For what felt like an eternity to me. Eventually he wandered off. Managed to avoid being noticed by the lady as well.
Anyway that was the time I suppose I technically had a threesome with two redheads
I'm glad it didn't make me realize any fetishes, at least
Oh Solar, you homba
I hate when I will like, wake up in the morning, and give a good stretch, and then oh god my leg
NEVER AGAIN
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I have a very similar, but I think somewhat worse, story
it was an okcupid date that had gone very right until it had gone very wrong
we ended up coming back to her place after the date
she had roommates, and didn't want them to know all the dirty details, so we snuck back into her room and tried to keep quiet
but the problem was she also had a VERY EXCITABLE LARGE DOG
and the dog was at least fairly friendly, and after a few barks and some wagging it more or less ignored us and focused on some treats
so after a few minutes in the dark, we both realized that something had joined us in the bed, and despite a very valiant effort to both shoo/ignore the interloper, everything started to go horribly wrong
because when the dog got excited from the sounds of human activity, it would IMMEDIATELY TRY TO JOIN IN THE FUN AND THEN URINATE
so after a lot of screaming and swearing we managed to get the lights on, which in turn led to both of her surprised and now awake roommates knocking on the door to make sure that we were okay
which then lead to an argument about who was going to shower, I suggested we shower simultaneously, she insisted that her roommates not see us going into the shower together for modesty reasons (her roommates could hear the entire argument through the door, but oh well)
so I let her shower alone while I stood naked in a cold room covered in dog urine, and she took like goddamn 40 minutes to get out of the shower
and when she finally got out I had the fun experience of walking past both of her roommates naked, since they had decided to just stay awake in the living room in order to see who the mystery dude who got covered in dog piss was
anyway after I managed to shower and get dressed I exchanged a very awkward handshake/hug with my date because honestly what are you supposed to do after an experience like that
I mean that's probably what the dog did, but
is that curling my toes often gives me foot cramps.
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Has to be a ginger rabbit though
Hopefully not all at once, that’s a cramp just waiting to happen
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Well, +5 now
(153 + 5) + ?