I dated a girl from Wisconsin for about a year and a half. It was amazing, she was like a best friend and a girlfriend all rolled into one. One day, she just snaps, goes really cold, dumps me a week later, and starts immediately fucking this random dipshit who's about to go off to serve in the Army. (I found this out rather bluntly through her.) Oh, and here's the kicker, the guy had a wife at the time. She didn't even care.
Years later, this random woman IM's me and...yup, it's his now ex-wife. Turns out he'd been running around, and while he still fucks around with my ex, he's got a laundry list of other women he leads around too. She had only just then found out all this stuff. I shrug, being long past it at this point, answer her questions and go back to my normal business. At the time though, it crushed the shit out of me.
i guess the closest thing to a stalker i had was a girl i met over the internets who lived in the next city and one day just showed up at my house unannounced with a bag of clothes and expected to spend a weekend of hot dickings with me because i had mentioned to her that it was pretty rad i had the whole house to myself that weekend
she wasn't crazy like the melody chick that was stalking skull man
she was just desperate and misunderstood shit
so i guess i just don't have a good sense of how crazy a chick stalker could be
awkward people end up having crushes on me quite a lot, and then I let them down easy and they keep liking me and it starts to creep me out and I don't know how to deal because I can't be mean to people
i realized that i ignored all of the advances of a gorgeous chick 3 years ago
i mean, all of them
she actually had the message carried to me through a third party that she wanted to fuck my brains out
if i could travel back in time, i'd punch myself for being a nervous shitstain
i realized that i ignored all of the advances of a gorgeous chick 3 years ago
i mean, all of them
she actually had the message carried to me through a third party that she wanted to fuck my brains out
if i could travel back in time, i'd punch myself for being a nervous shitstain
Dude, she was a zombie.
One of those Porn of the Dead zombies.
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I dated a girl from Wisconsin for about a year and a half. It was amazing, she was like a best friend and a girlfriend all rolled into one. One day, she just snaps, goes really cold, dumps me a week later, and starts immediately fucking this random dipshit who's about to go off to serve in the Army. (I found this out rather bluntly through her.) Oh, and here's the kicker, the guy had a wife at the time. She didn't even care.
Years later, this random woman IM's me and...yup, it's his now ex-wife. Turns out he'd been running around, and while he still fucks around with my ex, he's got a laundry list of other women he leads around too. She had only just then found out all this stuff. I shrug, being long past it at this point, answer her questions and go back to my normal business. At the time though, it crushed the shit out of me.
i realized that i ignored all of the advances of a gorgeous chick 3 years ago
i mean, all of them
she actually had the message carried to me through a third party that she wanted to fuck my brains out
if i could travel back in time, i'd punch myself for being a nervous shitstain
Dude, she was a zombie.
One of those Porn of the Dead zombies.
i am going to ride this explanation into the sunset
I've never reciprocated anyone's feelings and I haven't been interested in anyone romantically since I was 16
i am alive enough for both of us
if i take a view of myself from afar, i am what some may call "clingy"
it's disgusting
but i overtly love those who love me to some sort of crazy extreme
I've never reciprocated anyone's feelings and I haven't been interested in anyone romantically since I was 16
So...
So when you said all those things to me after we...
You didn't mean them?
OH GOD.
WHERE IS THE NEAREST BRIDGE?!
I'm actually a little afraid that a spanish man 14 years my senior will turn up on my doorstep one of these days declaring his everlasting love and I'll have to call the police or something
only tangentially related to bridge jumping. but I might have to jump off a bridge if that happens.
i watched the papers because i suspected this but a teenage suicide or disappearance would've been big news in her town so i figure she was fine
but i was curious about this because just two years before a girl i broke up with had actually attempted suicide after
man that was a fucked up situation.
dated a girl for a couple of months. she wouldn't put out, or even make out. she was in fact uncomfortable with overall physical closeness. basically we would sit around my house or hers playing videogames or watching tv. so it was basically like having a platonic friendship that we were acting was a real relationship.
i wanted to break up with her, but when i'd make an attempt to approach the subject she'd somehow sense it was coming and tell me how much she cares about me and how much she hates her family and how i'm the only part of her life that makes sense etc.
bitch was basically puttin' the hold on me as an anchor for her emotional issues. she didn't really want a boyfriend, she just wanted an exclusive friend. i started to resent her for it. but i didn't want to just dump her cold because i knew she'd take it bad and i was already getting the rep as an asshole for dumping chicks cold.
so instead i cheated on her. terrible idea, i know, but there it is.
that went on for a few weeks, but since her and the girls i had been porkin were in kinda the same social circle i knew eventually it was gonna come out and it'd be bad. the whole decision was stupid. so i decided to level with her, be the bad guy and be like "yeah, i'm sorry, i'm a sexhound and it's all my fault i'm a jerk"
so i did that. she took it hard. bawled and bawled. still wanted to stay with me though! apologized for not putting out, even! offered some apology sex. i was just like, jesus christ girl, get help. i'm not the dude for you, and i can't be.
she stopped coming to school for three days. just stayed home and was depressed. then she tried to slit her wrists. this was clearly the days before "down the street, not across the road" became a catchphrase, because she didn't die from it and her parents pulled her from school and she went into therapy and i didn't see her for over a year.
then eventually she makes contact again, tells me she forgives me, that she's happier now and gets along with her family better, and oh yeah she's basically a lesbian and that was the core of her issues and that she was basically trying to pretend it wasn't the case and she was never really sexually attracted to me at all she just wanted to deny her own homosexuality and also she's moving to hamilton and she can't keep these kittens her cat had and would i like one.
Wow Pony, that woman had some serious issues, but at least you got a kitty out of it.
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Sweet, crazy homophobe lesbian gave you a kitty. :^:
Also, typically, women attempt suicide more than men, because typically attempted suicides aren't serious attempts at self-murder, but cries for help, consciously or uncosciously.
I got fired from being a janitor. It was a summer job. The justification was that they wanted to give the job to a friend who had worked there before but I was pretty bad at it, I knew it.
Pony, after your 25th birthday are you gonna start doing irresponsibly dangerous things?
Like fighting a shark with a knife?
"I'M ON BORROWED TIME MOTHAFUCKA!!!"
the answer to your question is no
my brother pointed out to me it would be ironic that, when burning the reaper in effigy, i would accidentally inhale the smoke and my asthmatic lungs would fail and i would die from smoke inhalation
I would totally do a blacksmithing course in a year off from study, except I'm not strong enough, or hairy enough, or large enough, or not wearing a shirt but wearing pants and an apron enough.
my brother pointed out to me it would be ironic that, when burning the reaper in effigy, i would accidentally inhale the smoke and my asthmatic lungs would fail and i would die from smoke inhalation
headline would read
"LOCAL MAN KILLED BY IRONY"
live by the sword, die by it, i suppose
I almost wish this would happen, but then where would we get our incredibly far fetched stories from?
a friend of mine dropped out (?) of high school to move to new zealand and learn to be a blacksmith
fucking lunatic but he's an awesome duder
sadly he came to visit and can't go back because he dislocated his shoulder putting some guy's head through a window
So he is too hurt to be a blacksmith?
He could totally put a guys head through a window here if he wanted.
Plenty of stupid little kids who think they can mug people.
It is pretty fucking funny, they hang out in the alleys near train stations, there are like 2 dodgy stations on my line where you could find them. Funny stuff.
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or just "potatoe" for short
Years later, this random woman IM's me and...yup, it's his now ex-wife. Turns out he'd been running around, and while he still fucks around with my ex, he's got a laundry list of other women he leads around too. She had only just then found out all this stuff. I shrug, being long past it at this point, answer her questions and go back to my normal business. At the time though, it crushed the shit out of me.
women
who needs 'em?
she wasn't crazy like the melody chick that was stalking skull man
she was just desperate and misunderstood shit
so i guess i just don't have a good sense of how crazy a chick stalker could be
edit: ugh top of the page
no!
her and i had a chat
i made it clear that while she was a nice girl and all, i wasn't interested in her like that and she totally misread the situation
she cried
i hugged her, apologized if i had lead her on
she went back to her town and never came on msn or logged onto the RPG we met over again
i realized that i ignored all of the advances of a gorgeous chick 3 years ago
i mean, all of them
she actually had the message carried to me through a third party that she wanted to fuck my brains out
if i could travel back in time, i'd punch myself for being a nervous shitstain
well, at least she knows how to cut her losses and avoid future awkward situations
i'll give her that
Dude, she was a zombie.
One of those Porn of the Dead zombies.
You should have fucked her.
i am going to ride this explanation into the sunset
I've never reciprocated anyone's feelings and I haven't been interested in anyone romantically since I was 16
i am alive enough for both of us
if i take a view of myself from afar, i am what some may call "clingy"
it's disgusting
but i overtly love those who love me to some sort of crazy extreme
So...
So when you said all those things to me after we...
You didn't mean them?
OH GOD.
WHERE IS THE NEAREST BRIDGE?!
I'm actually a little afraid that a spanish man 14 years my senior will turn up on my doorstep one of these days declaring his everlasting love and I'll have to call the police or something
only tangentially related to bridge jumping. but I might have to jump off a bridge if that happens.
i watched the papers because i suspected this but a teenage suicide or disappearance would've been big news in her town so i figure she was fine
but i was curious about this because just two years before a girl i broke up with had actually attempted suicide after
man that was a fucked up situation.
dated a girl for a couple of months. she wouldn't put out, or even make out. she was in fact uncomfortable with overall physical closeness. basically we would sit around my house or hers playing videogames or watching tv. so it was basically like having a platonic friendship that we were acting was a real relationship.
i wanted to break up with her, but when i'd make an attempt to approach the subject she'd somehow sense it was coming and tell me how much she cares about me and how much she hates her family and how i'm the only part of her life that makes sense etc.
bitch was basically puttin' the hold on me as an anchor for her emotional issues. she didn't really want a boyfriend, she just wanted an exclusive friend. i started to resent her for it. but i didn't want to just dump her cold because i knew she'd take it bad and i was already getting the rep as an asshole for dumping chicks cold.
so instead i cheated on her. terrible idea, i know, but there it is.
that went on for a few weeks, but since her and the girls i had been porkin were in kinda the same social circle i knew eventually it was gonna come out and it'd be bad. the whole decision was stupid. so i decided to level with her, be the bad guy and be like "yeah, i'm sorry, i'm a sexhound and it's all my fault i'm a jerk"
so i did that. she took it hard. bawled and bawled. still wanted to stay with me though! apologized for not putting out, even! offered some apology sex. i was just like, jesus christ girl, get help. i'm not the dude for you, and i can't be.
she stopped coming to school for three days. just stayed home and was depressed. then she tried to slit her wrists. this was clearly the days before "down the street, not across the road" became a catchphrase, because she didn't die from it and her parents pulled her from school and she went into therapy and i didn't see her for over a year.
then eventually she makes contact again, tells me she forgives me, that she's happier now and gets along with her family better, and oh yeah she's basically a lesbian and that was the core of her issues and that she was basically trying to pretend it wasn't the case and she was never really sexually attracted to me at all she just wanted to deny her own homosexuality and also she's moving to hamilton and she can't keep these kittens her cat had and would i like one.
i still have that cat.
her name is willow
this is her:
i knew that that was the willow story after the second sentence
Like I could rattle off five pages of interesting shit he's said on here, and I've just been here a couple of months.
Also, typically, women attempt suicide more than men, because typically attempted suicides aren't serious attempts at self-murder, but cries for help, consciously or uncosciously.
If you want to kill yourself, you'll get it done.
the thing is
she seemed happier as a person
basically she realized she was a lesbian when she was like 12
and she hated it and herself
and that self-hatred also turned into hating her parents in some way
when she started dating me she was trying hard to convince herself that it was just a phase or whatever and she wanted to feel normal
but she really wasn't sexually attracted to me or any other dude at all really and she was really uncomfortable with any attempt.
once she came to grips with the core of her depression and issues she seemed like 100% a happier person
so, good on that, i suppose
Really?
hahahahaha no
that's pure bullshit
but by golly, when i am on company payroll
i can feign compassion well
and my patience for stupid people is nigh-infinite
i just remind myself of my money
and i stop seeing them as people
i don't remember if he was drunk or not when that happened
but it did happen
drunk
but i would've done it anyway
i am an affectionate and cuddly person by nature
i am hugs and forehead and cheek kisses
ironic, considering
you know
Like, toasted bread, you know?
That was some good toast.
by the way
you are definitely invited to my 25th birthday party, which is going to be fucking huge
see when i was a lad i was told i wouldn't live to see 25
my plan is to burn the grim reaper in effigy
Like fighting a shark with a knife?
Secret Satan
god yes
i promise to not get as drunk as last time so i don't hit on people as much
or more drunk
whichever is the better solution
"I'M ON BORROWED TIME MOTHAFUCKA!!!"
the answer to your question is no
my brother pointed out to me it would be ironic that, when burning the reaper in effigy, i would accidentally inhale the smoke and my asthmatic lungs would fail and i would die from smoke inhalation
headline would read
"LOCAL MAN KILLED BY IRONY"
live by the sword, die by it, i suppose
I would totally do a blacksmithing course in a year off from study, except I'm not strong enough, or hairy enough, or large enough, or not wearing a shirt but wearing pants and an apron enough.
fucking lunatic but he's an awesome duder
sadly he came to visit and can't go back because he dislocated his shoulder putting some guy's head through a window
I almost wish this would happen, but then where would we get our incredibly far fetched stories from?
So he is too hurt to be a blacksmith?
He could totally put a guys head through a window here if he wanted.
Plenty of stupid little kids who think they can mug people.
It is pretty fucking funny, they hang out in the alleys near train stations, there are like 2 dodgy stations on my line where you could find them. Funny stuff.