my brother pointed out to me it would be ironic that, when burning the reaper in effigy, i would accidentally inhale the smoke and my asthmatic lungs would fail and i would die from smoke inhalation
headline would read
"LOCAL MAN KILLED BY IRONY"
live by the sword, die by it, i suppose
I almost wish this would happen, but then where would we get our incredibly far fetched stories from?
it won't happen
because i will be there
and i will give him the breath of life and rescue him from an early grave
my brother pointed out to me it would be ironic that, when burning the reaper in effigy, i would accidentally inhale the smoke and my asthmatic lungs would fail and i would die from smoke inhalation
headline would read
"LOCAL MAN KILLED BY IRONY"
live by the sword, die by it, i suppose
I almost wish this would happen, but then where would we get our incredibly far fetched stories from?
it won't happen
because i will be there
and i will give him the breath of life and rescue him from an early grave
Make sure to prespray, that is what gets the stains out, I was filling my prespray in a hidden room in the ladies toilets.
actually, i think someone accuse me of being in my 30s once upon a time
Asian school Children generally presume that I am at least 45 years of age, am married, have several children and most likely some variety of quadraped that I keep as a pet.
actually, i think someone accuse me of being in my 30s once upon a time
Asian school Children generally presume that I am at least 45 years of age, am married, have several children and most likely some variety of quadraped that I keep as a pet.
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it won't happen
because i will be there
and i will give him the breath of life and rescue him from an early grave
Make sure to prespray, that is what gets the stains out, I was filling my prespray in a hidden room in the ladies toilets.
I dunno.
Anyway the guy is raw.
the worst part of being drunk on a monday night is no one else is drunk with you
I always forget you're younger than me.
i am 22 years, 1 month,. 10 days old
Asian school Children generally presume that I am at least 45 years of age, am married, have several children and most likely some variety of quadraped that I keep as a pet.
then i got on vent
then they thought i was brittish do to my proper annunciation of words
now that people have actually witnessed me in real life, i am just a guy that gets more and more gay the more drunk i get
I am none of those things.
I read it the same way.
Because that's what it says.
Yeah, that was a great movie series.
Or not long enough.
I mean, they're in a pretty compromising prosition.
Well
Actually they haven't, they're still facing the same way. I guess there's just more tables now. Rape tables.