Adam Sandler is lazy and has chosen to "potentially" steal millions making lazy films with his friends for things like Jack and Jill. Jack and Jill which cost $79 million to make despite being a paid promotional item for Dunkin' Donuts.
But those jobs seem to be fewer and he's getting older so maybe he doesn't want to die being known as a lazy hack.
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Adam Sandler is lazy and has chosen to "potentially" steal millions making lazy films with his friends for things like Jack and Jill. Jack and Jill which cost $79 million to make despite being a paid promotional item for Dunkin' Donuts.
But those jobs seem to be fewer and he's getting older so maybe he doesn't want to die being known as a lazy hack.
Don't forget Sandler gets to fart out shitty movies for Netflix, and apparently they're really popular. I'm a little impressed he's actually making an effort with Uncut Gems.
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Adam Sandler is lazy and has chosen to "potentially" steal millions making lazy films with his friends for things like Jack and Jill. Jack and Jill which cost $79 million to make despite being a paid promotional item for Dunkin' Donuts.
But those jobs seem to be fewer and he's getting older so maybe he doesn't want to die being known as a lazy hack.
Don't forget Sandler gets to fart out shitty movies for Netflix, and apparently they're really popular. I'm a little impressed he's actually making an effort with Uncut Gems.
His last Netflix film, Murder Mystery, was pretty good.
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Adam Sandler is lazy and has chosen to "potentially" steal millions making lazy films with his friends for things like Jack and Jill. Jack and Jill which cost $79 million to make despite being a paid promotional item for Dunkin' Donuts.
But those jobs seem to be fewer and he's getting older so maybe he doesn't want to die being known as a lazy hack.
Don't forget Sandler gets to fart out shitty movies for Netflix, and apparently they're really popular. I'm a little impressed he's actually making an effort with Uncut Gems.
His last Netflix film, Murder Mystery, was pretty good.
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Didn't know Ray Romano was in it, that can work he's played mobster adjacent in a few movies. Still looks classy, but it's kind of funny how they now just put the movie in theaters 3 weeks before it streams in order to make it qualify for awards/placate theaters. Honestly I'll probably see it in theaters instead of watching it on Netflix because lol when does Netflix ever have good movies on their site anymore a naruto run dab.
Saw the trailer for "The Rhythm Section" starring Blake Lively and Jude Law. My main takeaway was: I like the song in this ("In the Pines" cover by Sleigh Bells) and while I momentarily think this could actually be good, if it had a good script, they probably would have got an actress with a bigger draw than Blake Lively. :c
I’ve liked uhm... Kevin Durand? Since Mystery Alaska. Wish he was in more movies as he’s a beast of a man and would play a good bad guy. Not sure if this movie counts though.
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I don't get why everyone gives Sandler shit for basically getting paid millions of dollars to take all of his friends on extravagant trips across the world to shoot movies that, yeah they're not oscar candidates, but they're also not "not another (insert pop culture here) movie" either.
Like, no one was in here telling Clooney and Brad Pitt to go jump in a lake and die when they made Ocean's 12.
I don't get why everyone gives Sandler shit for basically getting paid millions of dollars to take all of his friends on extravagant trips across the world to shoot movies that, yeah they're not oscar candidates, but they're also not "not another (insert pop culture here) movie" either.
Like, no one was in here telling Clooney and Brad Pitt to go jump in a lake and die when they made Ocean's 12.
I bet they did jump in a lake though. After all they spend all their time at Clooney's place at the Comer Lake
I don't get why everyone gives Sandler shit for basically getting paid millions of dollars to take all of his friends on extravagant trips across the world to shoot movies that, yeah they're not oscar candidates, but they're also not "not another (insert pop culture here) movie" either.
Like, no one was in here telling Clooney and Brad Pitt to go jump in a lake and die when they made Ocean's 12.
Oceans 12 is somewhat enjoyable to watch, can't say the same for Sandler's movies.
I’ve liked uhm... Kevin Durand? Since Mystery Alaska. Wish he was in more movies as he’s a beast of a man and would play a good bad guy. Not sure if this movie counts though.
I don't get why everyone gives Sandler shit for basically getting paid millions of dollars to take all of his friends on extravagant trips across the world to shoot movies that, yeah they're not oscar candidates, but they're also not "not another (insert pop culture here) movie" either.
Like, no one was in here telling Clooney and Brad Pitt to go jump in a lake and die when they made Ocean's 12.
I think he has shoveled so much shit at this point you lost 'gems' like pixels and al pachino hocking coffee drinks in that pile of pop culture garbage.
And Ocean's 12 was not good? So I am not sure where you are going with that? Confessions of a dangerous mind would maybe be a better example? Basically everyone but Bernie cameos in that, except the joke is better.
I don't get why everyone gives Sandler shit for basically getting paid millions of dollars to take all of his friends on extravagant trips across the world to shoot movies that, yeah they're not oscar candidates, but they're also not "not another (insert pop culture here) movie" either.
Like, no one was in here telling Clooney and Brad Pitt to go jump in a lake and die when they made Ocean's 12.
I think he has shoveled so much shit at this point you lost 'gems' like pixels and al pachino hocking coffee drinks in that pile of pop culture garbage.
And Ocean's 12 was not good? So I am not sure where you are going with that? Confessions of a dangerous mind would maybe be a better example? Basically everyone but Bernie cameos in that, except the joke is better.
I don't get why everyone gives Sandler shit for basically getting paid millions of dollars to take all of his friends on extravagant trips across the world to shoot movies that, yeah they're not oscar candidates, but they're also not "not another (insert pop culture here) movie" either.
Like, no one was in here telling Clooney and Brad Pitt to go jump in a lake and die when they made Ocean's 12.
I think he has shoveled so much shit at this point you lost 'gems' like pixels and al pachino hocking coffee drinks in that pile of pop culture garbage.
And Ocean's 12 was not good? So I am not sure where you are going with that? Confessions of a dangerous mind would maybe be a better example? Basically everyone but Bernie cameos in that, except the joke is better.
I don't get why everyone gives Sandler shit for basically getting paid millions of dollars to take all of his friends on extravagant trips across the world to shoot movies that, yeah they're not oscar candidates, but they're also not "not another (insert pop culture here) movie" either.
Like, no one was in here telling Clooney and Brad Pitt to go jump in a lake and die when they made Ocean's 12.
I think he has shoveled so much shit at this point you lost 'gems' like pixels and al pachino hocking coffee drinks in that pile of pop culture garbage.
And Ocean's 12 was not good? So I am not sure where you are going with that? Confessions of a dangerous mind would maybe be a better example? Basically everyone but Bernie cameos in that, except the joke is better.
Laser-dodging is such a weird concept. Has any security system ever used lasers that sweep around randomly?
Probably not, I mean much like everything else hollywood shows us actual security is relatively boring and actual thieves are probably the owners ripping off their employees.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
For it to be a security system to detect movement, you’d have to have a set of mirrors on the other side also moving with the lasers movement. And/or some heavy duty computation going on in real time to prevent false positives. Just having a laser shooting out doesn’t do any good unless you are measuring the return beam and any changes to that return.
Sometimes this feature gets depicted but in a hilarious way where they place mirrors in front of the lasers to “trick” it into not seeing the movement happening. Well, Dick Tracy, putting those mirrors down just tripped the alarm in a real world situation.
Laser-dodging is such a weird concept. Has any security system ever used lasers that sweep around randomly?
Even if you did get crazy and use a moving laser, AKA a 3D lidar system, even the slowest would be able to sweep the whole area many, many times per second. Impossible to avoid by doing a goofy dance around the room.
Just remember that half the people you meet are below average intelligence.
Laser-dodging is such a weird concept. Has any security system ever used lasers that sweep around randomly?
Even if you did get crazy and use a moving laser, AKA a 3D lidar system, even the slowest would be able to sweep the whole area many, many times per second. Impossible to avoid by doing a goofy dance around the room.
For it to be a security system to detect movement, you’d have to have a set of mirrors on the other side also moving with the lasers movement. And/or some heavy duty computation going on in real time to prevent false positives. Just having a laser shooting out doesn’t do any good unless you are measuring the return beam and any changes to that return.
Sometimes this feature gets depicted but in a hilarious way where they place mirrors in front of the lasers to “trick” it into not seeing the movement happening. Well, Dick Tracy, putting those mirrors down just tripped the alarm in a real world situation.
Mythbusters did a bit about all the Hollywood ways to fool/make visible security lasers.
The only trick that even remotely worked was taking your own laser to blind the sensor so it wouldn't detect the laser getting blocked... though this was also with lasers that were on the visible spectrum, which in the real world are used by literally no laser system on Earth.
Johnnie To ain't done yet! Granted, this looks like Blind Detective-y To, which isn't my favourite mode of his, but it's good to see him back after rumours of his retirement.
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For it to be a security system to detect movement, you’d have to have a set of mirrors on the other side also moving with the lasers movement. And/or some heavy duty computation going on in real time to prevent false positives. Just having a laser shooting out doesn’t do any good unless you are measuring the return beam and any changes to that return.
Sometimes this feature gets depicted but in a hilarious way where they place mirrors in front of the lasers to “trick” it into not seeing the movement happening. Well, Dick Tracy, putting those mirrors down just tripped the alarm in a real world situation.
For it to be a security system to detect movement, you’d have to have a set of mirrors on the other side also moving with the lasers movement. And/or some heavy duty computation going on in real time to prevent false positives. Just having a laser shooting out doesn’t do any good unless you are measuring the return beam and any changes to that return.
Sometimes this feature gets depicted but in a hilarious way where they place mirrors in front of the lasers to “trick” it into not seeing the movement happening. Well, Dick Tracy, putting those mirrors down just tripped the alarm in a real world situation.
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Adam Sandler's a good actor. Full stop. He just does a lot of really dumb, bad movies.
His movies are fun and often pretty good.
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The western from a year or two back was one of the worst/laziest movies I've ever seen.
But those jobs seem to be fewer and he's getting older so maybe he doesn't want to die being known as a lazy hack.
Don't forget Sandler gets to fart out shitty movies for Netflix, and apparently they're really popular. I'm a little impressed he's actually making an effort with Uncut Gems.
His last Netflix film, Murder Mystery, was pretty good.
His last Netflix film, Murder Mystery, was pretty good.
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Didn't know Ray Romano was in it, that can work he's played mobster adjacent in a few movies. Still looks classy, but it's kind of funny how they now just put the movie in theaters 3 weeks before it streams in order to make it qualify for awards/placate theaters. Honestly I'll probably see it in theaters instead of watching it on Netflix because lol when does Netflix ever have good movies on their site anymore a naruto run dab.
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Like, no one was in here telling Clooney and Brad Pitt to go jump in a lake and die when they made Ocean's 12.
I bet they did jump in a lake though. After all they spend all their time at Clooney's place at the Comer Lake
Oceans 12 is somewhat enjoyable to watch, can't say the same for Sandler's movies.
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I think he has shoveled so much shit at this point you lost 'gems' like pixels and al pachino hocking coffee drinks in that pile of pop culture garbage.
And Ocean's 12 was not good? So I am not sure where you are going with that? Confessions of a dangerous mind would maybe be a better example? Basically everyone but Bernie cameos in that, except the joke is better.
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Yeah but the laser scene was cool
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right?...
I liked it better on Odd Squad.
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Probably not, I mean much like everything else hollywood shows us actual security is relatively boring and actual thieves are probably the owners ripping off their employees.
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Sometimes this feature gets depicted but in a hilarious way where they place mirrors in front of the lasers to “trick” it into not seeing the movement happening. Well, Dick Tracy, putting those mirrors down just tripped the alarm in a real world situation.
Even if you did get crazy and use a moving laser, AKA a 3D lidar system, even the slowest would be able to sweep the whole area many, many times per second. Impossible to avoid by doing a goofy dance around the room.
Even if it was accompanied by sweet music?
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Mythbusters did a bit about all the Hollywood ways to fool/make visible security lasers.
The only trick that even remotely worked was taking your own laser to blind the sensor so it wouldn't detect the laser getting blocked... though this was also with lasers that were on the visible spectrum, which in the real world are used by literally no laser system on Earth.
Johnnie To ain't done yet! Granted, this looks like Blind Detective-y To, which isn't my favourite mode of his, but it's good to see him back after rumours of his retirement.
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Hollywood is always 100% accurate with how lasers work, in all cases.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx_T7kasdwM
what the fuck
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