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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I would say any food you can eat about 600 calories of is a meal. So yeah a hot dog can be a fuckin meal, it'd take some work to make a 600 calorie hot dog but I have faith in humanity for this particular project.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    I would say any food you can eat about 600 calories of is a meal. So yeah a hot dog can be a fuckin meal, it'd take some work to make a 600 calorie hot dog but I have faith in humanity for this particular project.

    Doesn't sound that hard actually. Some cheese alone would be enough to crack the halfway mark if not blow past the 600 point immediately

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    I would say any food you can eat about 600 calories of is a meal. So yeah a hot dog can be a fuckin meal, it'd take some work to make a 600 calorie hot dog but I have faith in humanity for this particular project.

    Two hot dogs

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    I feel like anything can be a meal or a snack depending on how much of it you eat and why you're eating it.

    Staving off hunger between meals, snack. Eating until satiety, meal.

    what about pure, naked, decadence?

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    I feel like anything can be a meal or a snack depending on how much of it you eat and why you're eating it.

    Staving off hunger between meals, snack. Eating until satiety, meal.

    what about pure, naked, decadence?

    Tuesday.

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    edited November 2019
    Soooo a while ago I posted about some chicken in my fridge which stunk so much I could smell it outside the fridge, and it made me throw up into the container when I opened it, even though it had only been in the fridge for like three days.

    My parents were visiting last week, and they mentioned that they were surprised the water jug in the fridge wasn't cold. I went out and got a thermostat for my fridge.


    So um, turns out my fridge was at 18 degrees C, and probably was for a while.

    The freezer was still at like -20 C, but the vent going between the freezer and the fridge had been iced over, and so I thawed everything and now the fridge works at staying cold again.


    Probably wasn't bad batch of chicken after all.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2019
    That could have been quite the toilet adventure! I'm glad you didn't get around to cooking the chicken on day two.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Hotdogs are an incredibly inefficient food because I need to eat on average, a horrifying amount of hotdogs to even remotely feel full. Just a disgusting, amount of hotdogs. So many hotdogs that any who look upon me as I feed are filled with a sickening anger and a desire to smite me with stones.

    And then I'm hungry again in like, 3 hours.

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    Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    Buy better hot dogs.

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    I don't really like hot dogs. I mean, I'll eat them, but I'm never like "boy I could go for a hot dog"

    you know what I wish, that I could, with no consequences, eat? A jar full of the stuff they put in Cadbury Creme Eggs

    even if it was just the one time

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Or buy the same hot dogs in ever larger quantities

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Best hot dogs are grilled until they they look almost burned up.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I boil all my hot dogs because I hate char taste

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    I boil them and then sear them in a pan with a little butter

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    oh man I will char up a hot dog

    if I'm out at a BBQ or camping. You gotta, it's part of the whole experience

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    A nice smokey dog is the summer taste sensation that I crave

    In a cheap bun with cheap ketchup please

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Hotdogs and hamburgers are one of those things where if I'm getting one anywhere 1 is plenty. But if someone is grilling them in their backyard I have like 2 of each with sides.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
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    I wanna eat that Cinnamon Sugar one

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    When you are grilling hot dogs the only way to do it is to overdo it.

    Buy the biggest bulk package of cheap wieners you can.

    Act like you are gonna feed an army

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Buy better hot dogs.

    Absolutely not how dare you

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Kosher beef franks and sesame buns.


    Give me the fancy dogs.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I don't like an all beef dog

    They taste weird to me

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    They’re all good dogs, Bront.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    All I ate today was 2 hot dogs o well

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    I wanna taste those nitrates in my dawgs.

    Gimme a weiner that could realistically be rehydrated in 200 years and more or less taste the same.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Nitrates put the free radicals in your cells.

    I mean, I guess they’re free, so.

    But they’ll kill ya, on the other hand....

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I wish I could be a free radical

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Nitrates put the free radicals in your cells.

    I mean, I guess they’re free, so.

    But they’ll kill ya, on the other hand....

    "Radical" is right there in the name, dude. Can't be too bad.

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Nitrates put the free radicals in your cells.

    I mean, I guess they’re free, so.

    But they’ll kill ya, on the other hand....

    "Radical" is right there in the name, dude. Can't be too bad.

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    webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    When you are grilling hot dogs the only way to do it is to overdo it.

    Buy the biggest bulk package of cheap wieners you can.

    Act like you are gonna feed an army

    I can smoke 48 costco dogs at one in my smoker. Next summer I'm just going to have a giant hotdog party.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Ladies

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    AtheraalAtheraal Registered User regular
    I realized today that I could top my crepes with butter, maple syrup, cinnamon sugar, and lime juice

    Now I really want to try a cinnamon bun with citrus glaze instead of frosting

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Atheraal wrote: »
    I realized today that I could top my crepes with butter, maple syrup, cinnamon sugar, and lime juice

    Now I really want to try a cinnamon bun with citrus glaze instead of frosting

    A bakery near where I lived in Portland made orange creme rolls. Basically just sticky buns but with a sweet orange syrup and some vanilla creme. They were fuckin' delicious and something I hadn't thought about for maybe 10 years until now. So, thanks, I guess!

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    AtheraalAtheraal Registered User regular
    I'm down with creamsicle buns

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    BlankZoe wrote: »
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    I wanna eat that Cinnamon Sugar one

    Still extremely angry the test run french toast flavor wasn't adopted.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Turkey dogs > beef franks, honestly

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    kilnbornkilnborn Registered User regular
    I have discovered the saddest, most pathetic fast food menu item in existence. It is the Taco Bell "Cheesy Roll Up".

    It is a warm flour tortilla with some warm cheese inside. I took a bite, made some kind of face, inspected the thing, then tore the rest up into 2 pieces and gave each of my 2 dogs a piece.

    They wouldn't eat it. I had to pick the pieces off the ground and throw them away.

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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    they've managed to fuck up the basic quesadilla? that's... impressive.

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Atheraal wrote: »
    I realized today that I could top my crepes with butter, maple syrup, cinnamon sugar, and lime juice

    Now I really want to try a cinnamon bun with citrus glaze instead of frosting

    A bakery near where I lived in Portland made orange creme rolls. Basically just sticky buns but with a sweet orange syrup and some vanilla creme. They were fuckin' delicious and something I hadn't thought about for maybe 10 years until now. So, thanks, I guess!

    @Pinfeldorf Do you remember what bakery?

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