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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Luke vs Vader is great because Vader realizes how much of a dingus his son is an just clowns on him with literal trash.

    Until Luke gets one lucky hit and Vader says "Fuck this" and cuts of his gat damn hand.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    The best lightsaber fight is still Luke v Vader in ESB

    In terms of pacing and variety, I'd say yes. But for me, nothing beats the moment where Luke snaps, and just beats Vader like a drum. There's something to be said for a scene where Luke is striking Vader so hard his cybernetic hand is breaking. That and the music.

    Oh yeah, that moment is an all time classic

    The ESB one is just my go-to for lightsabers

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    I only just realised that David Prowse is still alive! I thought he’d died years ago.

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    ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    Luke vs Vader is great because Vader realizes how much of a dingus his son is an just clowns on him with literal trash.

    Until Luke gets one lucky hit and Vader says "Fuck this" and cuts of his gat damn hand.

    The best line delivery in the series might be "Prepare my shuttle," after the first Luke/Vader duel.

    Because it's somehow got just the right mix of anger, disappointment, irritation, and fatherly pride. Luke's counter to Vader's "It's the only way" is extra as fuck and a dramatic bitch like Anakin would appreciate the theatrics of it.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    when I rewatch the Phantom Menace duel it's super obvious to me that it's all style and little substance and half the kicks don't land and they all just won't stop flipping

    but I don't really care cause Duel of the Fates could make somebody making a sandwich look cool as fuck

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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    The fact there's a bit of Duel of the Fates in one of the commercials for Rise of Skywalker makes me hopeful we'll hear it one last time

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Duel of the Fates is transcendent.

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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    edited December 2019
    Commander Zoom on
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    DMACDMAC Come at me, bro! Moderator mod
    edited December 2019
    I drew The Child enjoying some pizza.

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    Oh my god. I'm doing it.
    Tickets for Galaxys Edge. Savi's lightsaber reservation made.
    Is this what religion feels like

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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Oh my god. I'm doing it.
    Tickets for Galaxys Edge. Savi's lightsaber reservation made.
    Is this what religion feels like

    Do you feel an overwhelming sense of guilt constantly

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Oh my god. I'm doing it.
    Tickets for Galaxys Edge. Savi's lightsaber reservation made.
    Is this what religion feels like

    Do you feel an overwhelming sense of guilt constantly

    Never despite how many terrible things I do!

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Shadowen wrote: »
    From what I've heard:

    Around the time the first movie came out, the implication was that the Knights of Ren were a group of disaffected students who followed Kylo Ren to the dark side and destroyed Luke's academy.

    Since the comic was announced and a slight description given, the implication has been that
    the Knights of Ren were a group that already existed, and that Ben was inducted into them after he went dark.

    This further implies that Ren is kind of like Darth.
    implications

    aw, I like the first origin better

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    manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    edited December 2019
    Shadowen wrote: »
    From what I've heard:

    Around the time the first movie came out, the implication was that the Knights of Ren were a group of disaffected students who followed Kylo Ren to the dark side and destroyed Luke's academy.

    Since the comic was announced and a slight description given, the implication has been that
    the Knights of Ren were a group that already existed, and that Ben was inducted into them after he went dark.

    This further implies that Ren is kind of like Darth.
    implications

    aw, I like the first origin better

    It's nice we're getting some other new warrior sects out there that may or may not be force sensitive. I can't really think of a good one made since the Echani.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Shadowen wrote: »
    From what I've heard:

    Around the time the first movie came out, the implication was that the Knights of Ren were a group of disaffected students who followed Kylo Ren to the dark side and destroyed Luke's academy.

    Since the comic was announced and a slight description given, the implication has been that
    the Knights of Ren were a group that already existed, and that Ben was inducted into them after he went dark.

    This further implies that Ren is kind of like Darth.
    implications

    aw, I like the first origin better

    It's nice we're getting some other new warrior sects out there that may or may not be force sensitive. I can't really think of a good one made since the Echani.

    I'll be way more interested in the Knights of Ren if they're more like a league of various specialists, rather than a guild of NotJedi.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    I just wanted them to be Kylo's punk friends

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Look, if after school television has taught me anything, it's that the two things are not mutually exclusive

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    Moth 13Moth 13 Registered User regular
    edited December 2019
    The Clones Wars CG show had some fantastic laser sword fights, especially in the later seasons.

    (and of course the Tartakovsky one goes without saying)

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    cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    BlankZoe wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Hey y'all remember how awesome that throne room fight is
    https://youtu.be/JG27cK_tk0A

    Ahahaha fuck yes
    This Twitter thread got deleted but this was always my favorite one

    What why does this cut off why why why, be longer, video!

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    actually the best star wars lightsaber fight was in Bedford, Nova Scotia around 11 PM when I was 14, my step dad and I broke no less than 4 plastic battery-powered lightsabers absolutely hammering out a fight on our driveway and at one point I was dual wielding soooooooo

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    initiatefailureinitiatefailure Registered User regular
    Listen the people love star wars except any of the parts that
    T4CT wrote: »
    actually the best star wars lightsaber fight was in Bedford, Nova Scotia around 11 PM when I was 14, my step dad and I broke no less than 4 plastic battery-powered lightsabers absolutely hammering out a fight on our driveway and at one point I was dual wielding soooooooo

    Well if youre here to tell us about this Carnage...

    That poor stepdad

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    when I rewatch the Phantom Menace duel it's super obvious to me that it's all style and little substance and half the kicks don't land and they all just won't stop flipping

    but I don't really care cause Duel of the Fates could make somebody making a sandwich look cool as fuck

    The first part of the fight is really bad for that for sure

    But on rewatch I was surprised how well paced the second half of the fight is.

    Separating out each fighter and giving them time to stare each other down is just great and builds up so much anticipation for the moment they can get at each other again.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Moth 13 wrote: »
    The Clones Wars CG show had some fantastic laser sword fights, especially in the later seasons.

    (and of course the Tartakovsky one goes without saying)

    Clone wars is really good at communicating personality through its fights. Obi-wan keeps that Crouching tiger, hidden dragon-esque soft fighting style, opress is all power but no technique, dooku smoothly combines lightsaber and force techniques but hes starting to lose a step and gets tired as fights go on. Anakin starts to get quite Vader-y in his later fights, every time his lightsaber lands its like they're getting hit with a big invisible weight.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    The best Star Wars fight will always be Obi vs Vader.

    They got flashier but they didnt get any better.

    This is true, except actually this version:

    https://youtu.be/to2SMng4u1k

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    With the direction they took Kylo, the Knights of Ren are very likely a bunch of Nazis

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Whys there so many god damn nova scotians on this forum whyd that happen what happened

    Explain yourselves!

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Al_wat wrote: »
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    The best Star Wars fight will always be Obi vs Vader.

    They got flashier but they didnt get any better.

    This is true, except actually this version:

    https://youtu.be/to2SMng4u1k

    No I also don't like this

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    ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    BlankZoe wrote: »

    I hadn't bothered to see any of the new movies until someone posted this on twitter.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2019
    I really don't care for that redone Obi-Wan and Vader fight

    I didn't care for the light saber throws in the prequels

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    The only person who lobs a lightsaber in the prequels at all is Yoda, once, in a very brief and utilitarian fashion.

    Vader throwing his at Luke in ROTJ had more flair to it.

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    With the direction they took Kylo, the Knights of Ren are very likely a bunch of Nazis

    That's the Empire/First Order

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Yeah Space Nazis aren't a new concept in Star Wars at all

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    honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    The only person who lobs a lightsaber in the prequels at all is Yoda, once, in a very brief and utilitarian fashion.

    Vader throwing his at Luke in ROTJ had more flair to it.

    In the clone wars among other light sabre things, someone is dumb enough to steal Anakin's sabre and hangs it on his belt. Obi wan would've just used force pull to get it back. Anakin ignites it before pulling it...

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    Whys there so many god damn nova scotians on this forum whyd that happen what happened

    Explain yourselves!

    I only lived there for kind two and a half years

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Then you do not need to explain yourself please move along

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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    These arent the nova scotians youre looking for

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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Folks I just did a whole Star Warsy makeover of my whole phone

    I've got it bad this year

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    I'm going to a Star Wars themed Sithmas party tomorrow evening.

    I have... plans.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited December 2019
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Al_wat wrote: »
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    The best Star Wars fight will always be Obi vs Vader.

    They got flashier but they didnt get any better.

    This is true, except actually this version:

    https://youtu.be/to2SMng4u1k

    No I also don't like this

    there are some good ideas here but on the whole it's too enamored of its concept, someone needed to step in and say "no, less is more"

    Shorty on
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