i want the commissioner to walk out on astros home opening day with a giant asterisk and just set it down on the pitchers mound facing the center field camera, walk away without saying anything
it has to stay there for the entire season, if anyone touches it they get a 80 game suspension
Shamelessly stolen: This is the 2nd time Beltran getting caught looking has screwed the Mets.
Regarding burner accounts: there's been a lot of them out there lately and I'm inclined to believe they're all fake. Beltran, Hosmer, Jessica Mendoza, and some fourth one I'm forgetting right now. Beltran's was possibly the most initially believable initially because the name wasn't something like his initials and number, but the damn account was created just a day or two ago so I'm calling fake again.
i want the commissioner to walk out on astros home opening day with a giant asterisk and just set it down on the pitchers mound facing the center field camera, walk away without saying anything
it has to stay there for the entire season, if anyone touches it they get a 80 game suspension
Instead of a rosin bag, Astros pitchers get a warm bag of dog doo.
Shamelessly stolen: This is the 2nd time Beltran getting caught looking has screwed the Mets.
Regarding burner accounts: there's been a lot of them out there lately and I'm inclined to believe they're all fake. Beltran, Hosmer, Jessica Mendoza, and some fourth one I'm forgetting right now. Beltran's was possibly the most initially believable initially because the name wasn't something like his initials and number, but the damn account was created just a day or two ago so I'm calling fake again.
Consider though: this is the Mets we're talking about
There are tweets circulating from a locked account apparently belonging to Beltran's niece saying that at least on one occasion, Altuve and Bregman wore devices inside their uniforms that buzzed with a signal from the hallway video guy
I'm not posting them here because they screenshots of a locked account with the usernames visible
There are tweets circulating from a locked account apparently belonging to Beltran's niece saying that at least on one occasion, Altuve and Bregman wore devices inside their uniforms that buzzed with a signal from the hallway video guy
I'm not posting them here because they screenshots of a locked account with the usernames visible
its ok i did it for you
bring on the bregman ban please. please lord, put this guy out of baseball for at least a season
If Altuve and Bregmen get banned for the season, increased chances of seeing the Astros go first to last and I love it. The punishments so far haven't been harsh enough for the cheating involved in this and anyone complicit needs to be made an example of.
Shamelessly stolen: This is the 2nd time Beltran getting caught looking has screwed the Mets.
Regarding burner accounts: there's been a lot of them out there lately and I'm inclined to believe they're all fake. Beltran, Hosmer, Jessica Mendoza, and some fourth one I'm forgetting right now. Beltran's was possibly the most initially believable initially because the name wasn't something like his initials and number, but the damn account was created just a day or two ago so I'm calling fake again.
Consider though: this is the Mets we're talking about
I will lolmets with the best of them, but the Mets haven't actually done anything wrong here. We mustn't dilute lolmets, as the Mets are already dangerously close to doing that themselves.
if they find that Bregman, the strutting preening little shit that he is, was wearing a buzzer the whole time telling him exactly what pitch was coming before the wind-up
then assuming he somehow doesn't get banned, he should be wearing some extra padding on his ribs for pretty much the rest of his career
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
This whole thing has gone a lot of places I can't say I expected.
I thought this was just going to blow over originally.
hey I think we know why Josh Reddick was suddenly hitting .400 out of nowhere
Was it those guns?
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Interesting... Apparently in 2017 they replaced Evan Gattis with a sophisticated Android that shot radiation into the legs of opposing batters to weaken them!
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Think Reddick just had tape over the tattoo.
The altuve "don't rip my jersey" thing as he's approaching home plate after the Chapman homer, however . . .
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Altuve was putting swings on 2-2 fastballs against the Rays that looked like he was doing a photo shoot
he was never more certain of anything in his life that a Cy Young pitcher was going to put a fastball exactly where he wanted it in the pivotal moment of a tied game
after the game he handed out lotto numbers and they all won! he's just that good!
nobody has accused the Cubs of stealing signs this way, to my knowledge, mostly I assume because the evidence definitely suggests they have very little idea than an off-speed pitch is coming ever
I just imagine at some point the mariners will get roped into this cheating scandal, because as previous steroid bans have shown, the mariners cheat but suck at it.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
That's definitely a necklace in the Reddick pic, it pretty clearly lines up with the other part of the silver chain wrapping around from his right side of his neck.
Like, I'm all for laughing at the Astros, but alot of this stuff today feels like typical whack ass Reddit/Twitter wannabe detectives.
That's definitely a necklace in the Reddick pic, it pretty clearly lines up with the other part of the silver chain wrapping around from his right side of his neck.
Like, I'm all for laughing at the Astros, but alot of this stuff today feels like typical whack ass Reddit/Twitter wannabe detectives.
I don't know. It's pretty clear that Scott Brosius's son knows all about how Mike Trout takes HGH for his thyroid condition.
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How very Mets. I used to like her too.
Beltran is out
it has to stay there for the entire season, if anyone touches it they get a 80 game suspension
A man who is definitely not Carlos Beltran makes posts defending Carlos
And then, over the last day:
Could just be a guy pretending to be a Beltran burner, right?
And then
Shamelessly stolen: This is the 2nd time Beltran getting caught looking has screwed the Mets.
Regarding burner accounts: there's been a lot of them out there lately and I'm inclined to believe they're all fake. Beltran, Hosmer, Jessica Mendoza, and some fourth one I'm forgetting right now. Beltran's was possibly the most initially believable initially because the name wasn't something like his initials and number, but the damn account was created just a day or two ago so I'm calling fake again.
Instead of a rosin bag, Astros pitchers get a warm bag of dog doo.
Consider though: this is the Mets we're talking about
I'm not posting them here because they screenshots of a locked account with the usernames visible
its ok i did it for you
bring on the bregman ban please. please lord, put this guy out of baseball for at least a season
Now this I can post
I will lolmets with the best of them, but the Mets haven't actually done anything wrong here. We mustn't dilute lolmets, as the Mets are already dangerously close to doing that themselves.
then assuming he somehow doesn't get banned, he should be wearing some extra padding on his ribs for pretty much the rest of his career
I thought this was just going to blow over originally.
I'm glad it hasn't. Gotta feel bad for the Dodgers now, they lost back to back world series against cheating teams.
nice. NICE.
fuckin NICE dude
Was it those guns?
The altuve "don't rip my jersey" thing as he's approaching home plate after the Chapman homer, however . . .
I'm not saying it has anything to do with cheating but it does look like a wire taped to his chest.
yeah i've seen alternate theories... its confetti and a necklace! (that runs into his shirt in a straight line??)
he's miced for the interview! (literally holding a microphone in his hand)
I’ve seen the Dodgers named in a few other places enough times to not feel sorry for them.
If anything, it looks like a ton of teams were cheating, the Astros were just the most obvious ones.
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he was never more certain of anything in his life that a Cy Young pitcher was going to put a fastball exactly where he wanted it in the pivotal moment of a tied game
after the game he handed out lotto numbers and they all won! he's just that good!
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Never mind. I got that backwards. He asked to remain on as manager and they told him no
Like, I'm all for laughing at the Astros, but alot of this stuff today feels like typical whack ass Reddit/Twitter wannabe detectives.
I don't know. It's pretty clear that Scott Brosius's son knows all about how Mike Trout takes HGH for his thyroid condition.