"Hi, I'm ProZd, but you probably know me better as Archibald from King Dragon or Lamp-senpai from The Tomoko Chairem Anime Canon. I'm here to tell you about 17 different flavors of Ensure, most of which suck."
This is a terrible sales pitch!
For Ensure maybe.
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LuvTheMonkeyHigh Sierra SerenadeRegistered Userregular
Nick Offerman would be selling me quality woodworking tools at a fair price.
It's tempting to go into a tirade about how the multi millionaire celebrities should have some compassion and I don't know, give everyone on Earth a CPAP machine, but that won't happen, so
Shaq
Michael Cera
Eric Andre
Amy Poehler
Tina Fey
Maya Rudolph
Tom Holland
Nick Offerman
Shaq sounds like he needs a CPAP. I'd believe him if he told me he used one.
One of Shaq's CPAP technicians swapping out a faulty component.
"Hi, I'm ProZd, but you probably know me better as Archibald from King Dragon or Lamp-senpai from The Tomoko Chairem Anime Canon. I'm here to tell you about 17 different flavors of Ensure, most of which suck."
"... and now you know my thoughts. I'm ProZd, and I hope you get ... the point!"
Whoever failed to fulfill their blood oath to live hard and die young. The oath to party until the day they die is somewhat related.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
"Hi, I'm ProZd, but you probably know me better as Archibald from King Dragon or Lamp-senpai from The Tomoko Chairem Anime Canon. I'm here to tell you about 17 different flavors of Ensure, most of which suck."
"Hi, I'm ProZd, but you probably know me better as Archibald from King Dragon or Lamp-senpai from The Tomoko Chairem Anime Canon. I'm here to tell you about 17 different flavors of Ensure, most of which suck."
This is a terrible sales pitch!
I AM JUST VEGETALOCO ABOUT THESE FLAVORS
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
I'm halfway convinced that ProZD does his junk food reviews as a form of dieting, because when he's done consuming twenty different flavors of chips and cookies he's well and truly sick of them
I could see old Vin Diesel selling me like, an inversion table or reverse life insurance.
"I'm tv and movie action man Vin Diesel and it's hard to be fast and furious on set when you have to be fast and furious in the bathroom all the time. That's why I eat Activia yogurt to keep me regular. It's got probiotics!"
I probably have sleep apnea but i googled the machine and i would rather die than look like I am doing a Bane cosplay while I sleep
What if an aged Tom Hardy sold you one?
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RingoHe/Hima distinct lack of substanceRegistered Userregular
Got a Cpap in 2012.. who cares about dying to sleep apnea? The benefit to the cpap is that you actually sleep
Hadn't realized I haven't been hitting stage 4 rem sleep since I was 17. Once I got used to wearing it, my physical and mental well being got better. Better sleep, more energy during the day, and less early morning depressive episodes
Sleep apnea can kill you, but it won't. It isn't going to save you from living in this shitty world
But canceling out the sleep apnea with a cpap will make your time here less shitty
Got a Cpap in 2012.. who cares about dying to sleep apnea? The benefit to the cpap is that you actually sleep
Hadn't realized I haven't been hitting stage 4 rem sleep since I was 17. Once I got used to wearing it, my physical and mental well being got better. Better sleep, more energy during the day, and less early morning depressive episodes
Sleep apnea can kill you, but it won't. It isn't going to save you from living in this shitty world
But canceling out the sleep apnea with a cpap will make your time here less shitty
Shit, Ringo, are you secretly Chris Evans, because I'm very interested in this piece of machinery now
I'd buy anything Tom Hiddleston or Idris Elba told me to
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tuxkamenreally took this picture.Registered Userregular
As someone who happens to work for a company that makes these machines, I applaud your collective interest in not micro-choking to death every night. (There are more diplomatic terms to use, but heeeeey.)
It's true that patients generally don't get to choose which machine they get. Their doctor or group typically contracts with an HME and they in turn work with a manufacturer. The brand doesn't matter as much (though I sure have a preference) as that you get treatment if you're diagnosed with sleep apnea. The reputable manufacturers are all effective.
If you have questions about diagnosis or treatment, I can either answer questions or talk to people who can.
Got a Cpap in 2012.. who cares about dying to sleep apnea? The benefit to the cpap is that you actually sleep
Hadn't realized I haven't been hitting stage 4 rem sleep since I was 17. Once I got used to wearing it, my physical and mental well being got better. Better sleep, more energy during the day, and less early morning depressive episodes
Sleep apnea can kill you, but it won't. It isn't going to save you from living in this shitty world
But canceling out the sleep apnea with a cpap will make your time here less shitty
It’s really hard to overstate the difference decent sleep can make to your sleep.
And honestly the posts against cpaps on the basis of appearance leave a sour taste in my mouth... like they’re legitimately life-changing devices, get your heads out of your asses. Idgaf what I look like if I get a good night’s sleep
(Oh and also don’t do what I did and use it for ten years before discovering that it has a filter and that the masks and pipes need to be periodically updated... lol)
"Hello, Betty White here, it's 2065 and I've beaten death yet again. What's my secret? Walt Disney brand CPAP and laxative feeder. Let your lungs, and your pipes, clear. Available at Wal-Mart, the only store that exists now."
Like Im gonna be honest Ive never had a problem with the mask. Even in the sleep study it was shockingly easy to ignore. I think I need a bigger mask but otherwise Its been a rad 2 years of not dying in my sleep or having a heart attack
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Okay, I’m going to lay out some facts because joking or not, some of the posts in this thread are pissing me off.
- sleep apnea is considered a common affliction. A quick google search of ‘what percentage of people have sleep apnea’ lists it as a common affliction in all age groups except for infants. That’s all age groups above the age of 3.
- 22 million people in the US are estimated to have sleep apnea
- It’s thought 80% of people with sleep apnea go undiagnosed
- you can absolutely have sleep apnea and not be overweight. When I was diagnosed I was not overweight and for me it’s a physiological issue (I have a narrow throat/mouth). I’ve had friends whose toddlers and young kids have been diagnosed. Additionally, while the risk of sleep apnea does increase with obesity there’s a bit of a chicken-and-egg situation in that a) a lack of decent sleep is a big contributor to weight gain (which I have personally experienced, when I was unable to use my CPAP for a few years) and b) a lot of doctors don’t consider sleep apnea or refer someone to a sleep study until someone is overweight
Like, sleep is so important! It affects so many things! Being sleep-deprived or getting poor sleep not only puts you at risk of ill health but also affects cognitive functions, energy levels, your overall ability to function... there’re also many other conditions besides sleep apnea that can affect your sleep levels and it’s just baffling that there’s such a stigma around getting help with sleep. I’ve seen people who are so reluctant or even scared to have a sleep study done. (Sleep studies absolutely do not hurt, btw!) I’ve also seen people who are genuinely insulted at the mere suggestion that they may snore or have sleep apnea.
...and that’s ridiculous. Even if you’re joking when you’d say you’d rather die than use a CPAP machine you’re potentially discouraging people from seeking help when they need it.
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For Ensure maybe.
One of Shaq's CPAP technicians swapping out a faulty component.
"... and now you know my thoughts. I'm ProZd, and I hope you get ... the point!"
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I AM JUST VEGETALOCO ABOUT THESE FLAVORS
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anyway, the answer for both is joey pants
one of those sentient Japanese toilets that can definitely feel pain?
(I realize it's not just a elderly thing but it's also a hour away from Toronto and near cottage country so it's got a lot of people covered!)
"I'm tv and movie action man Vin Diesel and it's hard to be fast and furious on set when you have to be fast and furious in the bathroom all the time. That's why I eat Activia yogurt to keep me regular. It's got probiotics!"
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Chris Jericho
You're either gonna buy into a CPAP or a flat earth
I don't know if he gets commission if he gets you on both
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This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
I will take two thanks
This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
Hadn't realized I haven't been hitting stage 4 rem sleep since I was 17. Once I got used to wearing it, my physical and mental well being got better. Better sleep, more energy during the day, and less early morning depressive episodes
Sleep apnea can kill you, but it won't. It isn't going to save you from living in this shitty world
But canceling out the sleep apnea with a cpap will make your time here less shitty
Shit, Ringo, are you secretly Chris Evans, because I'm very interested in this piece of machinery now
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It's true that patients generally don't get to choose which machine they get. Their doctor or group typically contracts with an HME and they in turn work with a manufacturer. The brand doesn't matter as much (though I sure have a preference) as that you get treatment if you're diagnosed with sleep apnea. The reputable manufacturers are all effective.
If you have questions about diagnosis or treatment, I can either answer questions or talk to people who can.
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This, this, thissss
@Raijin Quickfoot and anyone else needing one, don’t hesitate!
It’s really hard to overstate the difference decent sleep can make to your sleep.
And honestly the posts against cpaps on the basis of appearance leave a sour taste in my mouth... like they’re legitimately life-changing devices, get your heads out of your asses. Idgaf what I look like if I get a good night’s sleep
(Oh and also don’t do what I did and use it for ten years before discovering that it has a filter and that the masks and pipes need to be periodically updated... lol)
Matt Berry
it prevents you getting sleep apnea?
why would a celebrity would be going on TV marketing a device to prevent you from getting sleep apnea? how many people actually have sleep apnea?
anyway i don't think this will exist in the future
Dang he handsome
This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
It doesnt help that its expensive as shit to get a proper diagnosis
- sleep apnea is considered a common affliction. A quick google search of ‘what percentage of people have sleep apnea’ lists it as a common affliction in all age groups except for infants. That’s all age groups above the age of 3.
- 22 million people in the US are estimated to have sleep apnea
- It’s thought 80% of people with sleep apnea go undiagnosed
- you can absolutely have sleep apnea and not be overweight. When I was diagnosed I was not overweight and for me it’s a physiological issue (I have a narrow throat/mouth). I’ve had friends whose toddlers and young kids have been diagnosed. Additionally, while the risk of sleep apnea does increase with obesity there’s a bit of a chicken-and-egg situation in that a) a lack of decent sleep is a big contributor to weight gain (which I have personally experienced, when I was unable to use my CPAP for a few years) and b) a lot of doctors don’t consider sleep apnea or refer someone to a sleep study until someone is overweight
Like, sleep is so important! It affects so many things! Being sleep-deprived or getting poor sleep not only puts you at risk of ill health but also affects cognitive functions, energy levels, your overall ability to function... there’re also many other conditions besides sleep apnea that can affect your sleep levels and it’s just baffling that there’s such a stigma around getting help with sleep. I’ve seen people who are so reluctant or even scared to have a sleep study done. (Sleep studies absolutely do not hurt, btw!) I’ve also seen people who are genuinely insulted at the mere suggestion that they may snore or have sleep apnea.
...and that’s ridiculous. Even if you’re joking when you’d say you’d rather die than use a CPAP machine you’re potentially discouraging people from seeking help when they need it.
With the catheter in I can live it up