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    Stabbity StyleStabbity Style He/Him | Warning: Mothership Reporting Kennewick, WARegistered User regular
    Hm, I've got Contagion and Outbreak both available to watch this weekend. Any other good pandemic related movies?

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Hm, I've got Contagion and Outbreak both available to watch this weekend. Any other good pandemic related movies?

    12 Monkeys

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    Stabbity StyleStabbity Style He/Him | Warning: Mothership Reporting Kennewick, WARegistered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Hm, I've got Contagion and Outbreak both available to watch this weekend. Any other good pandemic related movies?

    12 Monkeys

    My memory of 12 Monkeys was that the virus stuff was more a MacGuffin and most of the movie itself is about the time travel/Cassandra complex stuff.

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Hm, I've got Contagion and Outbreak both available to watch this weekend. Any other good pandemic related movies?

    12 Monkeys

    My memory of 12 Monkeys was that the virus stuff was more a MacGuffin and most of the movie itself is about the time travel/Cassandra complex stuff.
    yeah, that's the whole twist. They are working off bad information from the start and end up creating their own apocalypse

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    John MatrixJohn Matrix Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Hm, I've got Contagion and Outbreak both available to watch this weekend. Any other good pandemic related movies?

    12 Monkeys

    My memory of 12 Monkeys was that the virus stuff was more a MacGuffin and most of the movie itself is about the time travel/Cassandra complex stuff.
    yeah, that's the whole twist. They are working off bad information from the start and end up creating their own apocalypse
    Isn't the apocalypse prevented though by the ending? "I'm in insurance." I believe she stops the further global spread, no?

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    Ninja Snarl PNinja Snarl P My helmet is my burden. Ninja Snarl: Gone, but not forgotten.Registered User regular
    The 12 Monkeys movie had some interesting stuff, but ultimately I felt like it was just a big fat waste of my time.
    Everything you were here to prevent is unavoidably destined to happen by you being here to prevent it!
    Fantastic. Thanks for wasting a couple hours of my life on a pointlessly bleak, edgy ending.

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Hm, I've got Contagion and Outbreak both available to watch this weekend. Any other good pandemic related movies?

    12 Monkeys

    My memory of 12 Monkeys was that the virus stuff was more a MacGuffin and most of the movie itself is about the time travel/Cassandra complex stuff.
    yeah, that's the whole twist. They are working off bad information from the start and end up creating their own apocalypse
    Isn't the apocalypse prevented though by the ending? "I'm in insurance." I believe she stops the further global spread, no?

    It's been a while so I don't remember, I need to rewatch.

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    I like to ART
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    Stabbity StyleStabbity Style He/Him | Warning: Mothership Reporting Kennewick, WARegistered User regular
    The 12 Monkeys movie had some interesting stuff, but ultimately I felt like it was just a big fat waste of my time.
    Everything you were here to prevent is unavoidably destined to happen by you being here to prevent it!
    Fantastic. Thanks for wasting a couple hours of my life on a pointlessly bleak, edgy ending.
    Yeah, that's basically what I remember feeling at the end of it. I really didn't get much of anything out of that movie.

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    The 12 Monkeys movie had some interesting stuff, but ultimately I felt like it was just a big fat waste of my time.
    Everything you were here to prevent is unavoidably destined to happen by you being here to prevent it!
    Fantastic. Thanks for wasting a couple hours of my life on a pointlessly bleak, edgy ending.

    So you equally hate:
    Terminator
    ?

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    Stabbity StyleStabbity Style He/Him | Warning: Mothership Reporting Kennewick, WARegistered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    The 12 Monkeys movie had some interesting stuff, but ultimately I felt like it was just a big fat waste of my time.
    Everything you were here to prevent is unavoidably destined to happen by you being here to prevent it!
    Fantastic. Thanks for wasting a couple hours of my life on a pointlessly bleak, edgy ending.

    So you equally hate:
    Terminator
    ?

    It's on my backlog.

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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    edited March 2020
    12 Monkeys:
    IIRC, they aren't trying, or able, to stop the thing that happened from happening (because paradox). They're just trying to get a clean sample of the original strain, so they can come up with something in their time to save the few who are left.

    Commander Zoom on
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    It’s not a movie’s job to make you happy. They can have downer endings.

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    ThirithThirith Registered User regular
    I think that 12 Monkey's pandemic, while not as central, is still important to the film's themes.
    Doodmann wrote: »
    The 12 Monkeys movie had some interesting stuff, but ultimately I felt like it was just a big fat waste of my time.
    Everything you were here to prevent is unavoidably destined to happen by you being here to prevent it!
    Fantastic. Thanks for wasting a couple hours of my life on a pointlessly bleak, edgy ending.

    So you equally hate:
    Terminator
    ?
    Or Greek tragedy.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    I love Jim Jarmusch's movies, and loved the first 1/3 of The Dead Don't Die, especially the subversions, but then it gets needlessly bleak for no good reason. There's a great setup, but no punchline.
    "You read the script?"
    "Jim gave it to me, yeah."
    "I only had parts."

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    JazzJazz Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    The 12 Monkeys movie had some interesting stuff, but ultimately I felt like it was just a big fat waste of my time.
    Everything you were here to prevent is unavoidably destined to happen by you being here to prevent it!
    Fantastic. Thanks for wasting a couple hours of my life on a pointlessly bleak, edgy ending.

    So you equally hate:
    Terminator
    ?

    It's on my backlog.

    ...seriously? You've not seen it?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Hm, I've got Contagion and Outbreak both available to watch this weekend. Any other good pandemic related movies?

    12 Monkeys

    My memory of 12 Monkeys was that the virus stuff was more a MacGuffin and most of the movie itself is about the time travel/Cassandra complex stuff.
    yeah, that's the whole twist. They are working off bad information from the start and end up creating their own apocalypse
    Isn't the apocalypse prevented though by the ending? "I'm in insurance." I believe she stops the further global spread, no?

    No.
    They get the strain and are possibly able to manufacture a cure.

    12 Monkeys is a closed time loop.

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    Stabbity StyleStabbity Style He/Him | Warning: Mothership Reporting Kennewick, WARegistered User regular
    Jazz wrote: »
    Doodmann wrote: »
    The 12 Monkeys movie had some interesting stuff, but ultimately I felt like it was just a big fat waste of my time.
    Everything you were here to prevent is unavoidably destined to happen by you being here to prevent it!
    Fantastic. Thanks for wasting a couple hours of my life on a pointlessly bleak, edgy ending.

    So you equally hate:
    Terminator
    ?

    It's on my backlog.

    ...seriously? You've not seen it?
    I have never seen any Terminator movie.

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    JazzJazz Registered User regular
    Jazz wrote: »
    Doodmann wrote: »
    The 12 Monkeys movie had some interesting stuff, but ultimately I felt like it was just a big fat waste of my time.
    Everything you were here to prevent is unavoidably destined to happen by you being here to prevent it!
    Fantastic. Thanks for wasting a couple hours of my life on a pointlessly bleak, edgy ending.

    So you equally hate:
    Terminator
    ?

    It's on my backlog.

    ...seriously? You've not seen it?
    I have never seen any Terminator movie.
    I'm genuinely surprised.

    At least there's only two essential ones.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    Jazz wrote: »
    Doodmann wrote: »
    The 12 Monkeys movie had some interesting stuff, but ultimately I felt like it was just a big fat waste of my time.
    Everything you were here to prevent is unavoidably destined to happen by you being here to prevent it!
    Fantastic. Thanks for wasting a couple hours of my life on a pointlessly bleak, edgy ending.

    So you equally hate:
    Terminator
    ?

    It's on my backlog.

    ...seriously? You've not seen it?
    I have never seen any Terminator movie.

    If you only see one, let it be the first.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0kg80jAtI8

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    Ninja Snarl PNinja Snarl P My helmet is my burden. Ninja Snarl: Gone, but not forgotten.Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    The 12 Monkeys movie had some interesting stuff, but ultimately I felt like it was just a big fat waste of my time.
    Everything you were here to prevent is unavoidably destined to happen by you being here to prevent it!
    Fantastic. Thanks for wasting a couple hours of my life on a pointlessly bleak, edgy ending.

    So you equally hate:
    Terminator
    ?

    Going back and reading up on it, it looks like I missed something from the ending? The movie didn't encourage me to rewatch it
    but apparently they succeed in getting the sample to the future via somebody else? Which I guess I missed somehow and is far better as an ending; the past remains unchanged, but the future of humanity is protected and that was the whole mission anyway.

    It's not that I hated the movie, it's just something I didn't have any desire to watch again.

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    AlphaRomeroAlphaRomero Registered User regular
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Jazz wrote: »
    Doodmann wrote: »
    The 12 Monkeys movie had some interesting stuff, but ultimately I felt like it was just a big fat waste of my time.
    Everything you were here to prevent is unavoidably destined to happen by you being here to prevent it!
    Fantastic. Thanks for wasting a couple hours of my life on a pointlessly bleak, edgy ending.

    So you equally hate:
    Terminator
    ?

    It's on my backlog.

    ...seriously? You've not seen it?
    I have never seen any Terminator movie.

    If you only see one, let it be the first.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0kg80jAtI8

    I for the first time noticed the shared imagery between Kyle shotgunning the T-800 away from a downed Sarah and Sarah doing the same against the T-1000 over that lava pit. Such good films.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Wait, if there can only be one, I gotta go with T2 Judgment Day

    It still holds up!

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Both T and T2 hold up incredibly well, so screw there only being one, watch both of them back to back

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    Stabbity StyleStabbity Style He/Him | Warning: Mothership Reporting Kennewick, WARegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Wait, if there can only be one, I gotta go with T2 Judgment Day

    It still holds up!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE-tKEqEU6I

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    GoumindongGoumindong Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    It’s not a movie’s job to make you happy. They can have downer endings.

    Sure. But its also not your job to enjoy movies that have downer endings.

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    Ninja Snarl PNinja Snarl P My helmet is my burden. Ninja Snarl: Gone, but not forgotten.Registered User regular
    Yeah, about the only thing that hasn't aged well for Terminator is the end sequence (effects-wise), but there's zero reason to skip over it, it's a great film. And when you go over to T2, make sure to watch the Director's Cut which re-adds scenes that are honestly appalling that they weren't left in the original film.

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    ElJeffeElJeffe Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Goumindong wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    It’s not a movie’s job to make you happy. They can have downer endings.

    Sure. But its also not your job to enjoy movies that have downer endings.

    People can like what they like, but there's no reason to pretend that a movie doing something you dislike means the movie is bad or a failure.

    I dislike period pieces (with a few exceptions). I'm not going to pretend that Downton Abbey is a shitty show just because it's part of a genre that does nothing for me.

    Admittedly, if you dislike downer endings, it's potentially hard to avoid them without spoiling every movie for yourself in advance. Still doesn't mean it's the movie's fault. Honestly, if downer endings don't exist, it cheapens the existence of happy endings by removing any tension in the storytelling. Someone winning is only exciting if there exists, at least in principle, the chance that they might lose.

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    AlphaRomeroAlphaRomero Registered User regular
    Yeah, about the only thing that hasn't aged well for Terminator is the end sequence (effects-wise), but there's zero reason to skip over it, it's a great film. And when you go over to T2, make sure to watch the Director's Cut which re-adds scenes that are honestly appalling that they weren't left in the original film.

    They're good scenes, not like what was removed from Endgame, but I can see the reasoning for removing them. It's not a film that you can say is lacking in any area to begin with.

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    Ninja Snarl PNinja Snarl P My helmet is my burden. Ninja Snarl: Gone, but not forgotten.Registered User regular
    edited March 2020
    Yeah, about the only thing that hasn't aged well for Terminator is the end sequence (effects-wise), but there's zero reason to skip over it, it's a great film. And when you go over to T2, make sure to watch the Director's Cut which re-adds scenes that are honestly appalling that they weren't left in the original film.

    They're good scenes, not like what was removed from Endgame, but I can see the reasoning for removing them. It's not a film that you can say is lacking in any area to begin with.

    I dunno, they feel pretty essential to me, and some of the effects work is phenomenal.
    The cut scenes include Sarah dreaming about Kyle, which really drives home the mega-stress she's under and just how far out there the situation has pushed her; it also establishes that the Terminator showing up is a literal nightmare for her, which is why she almost completely locks up when Arnie makes his first appearance to her. The other big one is resetting the Terminator to adaptive mode, which is, frankly, essential in explaining why he suddenly shifts from from stiff and wooden to using slang and emotions on top of John getting to show a bit of that leadership he's supposed to save the world with (by refuting his mother trying to destroy the brain chip and insisting they need the Terminator).

    In a movie already a couple hours long, the addition of that material has no meaningful impact on the flow and definitely fill in important chunks of story.

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    JazzJazz Registered User regular
    Yeah, about the only thing that hasn't aged well for Terminator is the end sequence (effects-wise), but there's zero reason to skip over it, it's a great film. And when you go over to T2, make sure to watch the Director's Cut which re-adds scenes that are honestly appalling that they weren't left in the original film.

    They're good scenes, not like what was removed from Endgame, but I can see the reasoning for removing them. It's not a film that you can say is lacking in any area to begin with.

    I dunno, they feel pretty essential to me, and some of the effects work is phenomenal.
    The cut scenes include Sarah dreaming about Kyle, which really drives home the mega-stress she's under and just how far out there the situation has pushed her; it also establishes that the Terminator showing up is a literal nightmare for her, which is why she almost completely locks up when Arnie makes his first appearance to her. The other big one is resetting the Terminator to adaptive mode, which is, frankly, essential in explaining why he suddenly shifts from from stiff and wooden to using slang and emotions on top of John getting to show a bit of that leadership he's supposed to save the world with (by refuting his mother trying to destroy the brain chip and insisting they need the Terminator).

    In a movie already a couple hours long, the addition of that material has no meaningful impact on the flow and definitely fill in important chunks of story.
    The latter including one of the finest practical effects shots in the history of cinema.

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    Inquisitor77Inquisitor77 2 x Penny Arcade Fight Club Champion A fixed point in space and timeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2020
    So apparently this is true:




    And now the internet wants them to release the butthole cut with all the buttholes intact.

    Inquisitor77 on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Terminator and T2 are completely different genres of movies, it's not really fair to compare them.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Stabbity StyleStabbity Style He/Him | Warning: Mothership Reporting Kennewick, WARegistered User regular
    Terminator and T2 are completely different genres of movies, it's not really fair to compare them.

    You say that, but Alien is better than Aliens.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    When do we get to see the buthole cut of The Day the Clown Cried

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    Bloodshot seems to be coming to digital rental earlier on the 24th.

    I would maybe consider it but lol it's PG-13, fuck no, that's a stupid decision to make Punisher on nanomachines, son a PG-13 movie.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Terminator and T2 are completely different genres of movies, it's not really fair to compare them.

    You say that, but Alien is better than Aliens.

    Different genres!

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Jazz wrote: »
    Yeah, about the only thing that hasn't aged well for Terminator is the end sequence (effects-wise), but there's zero reason to skip over it, it's a great film. And when you go over to T2, make sure to watch the Director's Cut which re-adds scenes that are honestly appalling that they weren't left in the original film.

    They're good scenes, not like what was removed from Endgame, but I can see the reasoning for removing them. It's not a film that you can say is lacking in any area to begin with.

    I dunno, they feel pretty essential to me, and some of the effects work is phenomenal.
    The cut scenes include Sarah dreaming about Kyle, which really drives home the mega-stress she's under and just how far out there the situation has pushed her; it also establishes that the Terminator showing up is a literal nightmare for her, which is why she almost completely locks up when Arnie makes his first appearance to her. The other big one is resetting the Terminator to adaptive mode, which is, frankly, essential in explaining why he suddenly shifts from from stiff and wooden to using slang and emotions on top of John getting to show a bit of that leadership he's supposed to save the world with (by refuting his mother trying to destroy the brain chip and insisting they need the Terminator).

    In a movie already a couple hours long, the addition of that material has no meaningful impact on the flow and definitely fill in important chunks of story.
    The latter including one of the finest practical effects shots in the history of cinema.

    Things You Can Do When One of Your Actors Has a Twin.

    (see also, the security guard at the asylum.)

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    Terminator and T2 are completely different genres of movies, it's not really fair to compare them.

    You say that, but Alien is better than Aliens.

    Different genres!

    Same could be said of T1 and T2. (I'm still waiting for Terminator: Isolation.)

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Terminator and T2 are completely different genres of movies, it's not really fair to compare them.

    You say that, but Alien is better than Aliens.

    Different genres!

    Yes. One is Sci-fi Horror and the other is Sci-fi Horror.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Terminator and T2 are completely different genres of movies, it's not really fair to compare them.

    You say that, but Alien is better than Aliens.

    Different genres!

    Yes. One is Sci-fi Horror and the other is Sci-fi Horror.

    One is Sci-Fi horror and the other is Sci-Fi action.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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