These monkeys are tiny what is the worst they could do?
Wow, it's like you want me to link you Nature videos of monkeys murdering various other creatures for fun and games.
...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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Was Outbreak the move where Dustin Hoffman played a reporter?
I think so. I remember him being in a movie where he plays a reporter. And it was ridiculous because Dustin Hoffman mumbles, so he would never, ever, be a reporter on a live news show.
Was Outbreak the move where Dustin Hoffman played a reporter?
I think so. I remember him being in a movie where he plays a reporter. And it was ridiculous because Dustin Hoffman mumbles, so he would never, ever, be a reporter on a live news show.
No. He was a reporter in Tootsie, though?
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The crew waited a tense hour and a half for rescue – perhaps understandably, the coastguard took time to comprehend (“You are saying you are under attack from orca?”). To say this is unusual is to massively understate it. By the time help arrived, the orcas were gone. The boat was towed to Barbate, where it was lifted to reveal the rudder missing its bottom third and outer layer, and teeth marks along the underside.
Rocío Espada works with the marine biology laboratory at the University of Seville and has observed this migratory population of orca in the Gibraltar Straits for years. She was astonished. “For killer whales to take out a piece of a fibreglass rudder is crazy,” she says. “I’ve seen these orcas grow from babies, I know their life stories, I’ve never seen or heard of attacks.”
The humans are weakened, now is the time to strike
didn't you just recently get a job?
treat yourself, king!
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I think that absolute best case, your pet monkey is pissing and shitting everywhere and ripping apart your home. Even non-aggressive little monkeys are nightmares.
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If we started a program to domesticate monkeys, within 200 years or so we'd have viable pets. I think it could probably be done. But it would be so unnerving that I am not sure we could handle it.
These little proto-humans in our houses: wearing collars, using the toilet, answering the door with their little hands that can work our technology, doing tricks for food in front of company. PeTA would just gesture broadly and be like: "SEE! WE TOLD YOU THIS WHOLE CONCEPT WAS REALLY FUCKED UP!"
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If we started a program to domesticate monkeys, within 200 years or so we'd have viable pets. I think it could probably be done. But it would be so unnerving that I am not sure we could handle it.
These little proto-humans in our houses: wearing collars, using the toilet, answering the door with their little hands that can work our technology, doing tricks for food in front of company. PeTA would just gesture broadly and be like: "SEE! WE TOLD YOU THIS WHOLE CONCEPT WAS REALLY FUCKED UP!"
Relates back to the idea that dogs are great pets explicitly because they are so dumb and if we started making them smarter or more humanlike our relationship would become more and more upsetting
If we started a program to domesticate monkeys, within 200 years or so we'd have viable pets. I think it could probably be done. But it would be so unnerving that I am not sure we could handle it.
These little proto-humans in our houses: wearing collars, using the toilet, answering the door with their little hands that can work our technology, doing tricks for food in front of company. PeTA would just gesture broadly and be like: "SEE! WE TOLD YOU THIS WHOLE CONCEPT WAS REALLY FUCKED UP!"
All the feral domesticated monkeys running around.
If we started a program to domesticate monkeys, within 200 years or so we'd have viable pets. I think it could probably be done. But it would be so unnerving that I am not sure we could handle it.
These little proto-humans in our houses: wearing collars, using the toilet, answering the door with their little hands that can work our technology, doing tricks for food in front of company. PeTA would just gesture broadly and be like: "SEE! WE TOLD YOU THIS WHOLE CONCEPT WAS REALLY FUCKED UP!"
All the feral domesticated monkeys running around.
I mean, we already have a feral monkey problem in like every city where they live naturally don't we?
If we started a program to domesticate monkeys, within 200 years or so we'd have viable pets. I think it could probably be done. But it would be so unnerving that I am not sure we could handle it.
These little proto-humans in our houses: wearing collars, using the toilet, answering the door with their little hands that can work our technology, doing tricks for food in front of company. PeTA would just gesture broadly and be like: "SEE! WE TOLD YOU THIS WHOLE CONCEPT WAS REALLY FUCKED UP!"
All the feral domesticated monkeys running around.
I mean, we already have a feral monkey problem in like every city where they live naturally don't we?
No. Those aren't feral. They are just wild monkeys.
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I feel like training a domesticated monkey to go get your takeaway would be like training a 5 year old to do the same.
Not exactly 100% safe for the animal, your food would definitely be dropped a few times, maybe some choice bites stolen, it would take a while as they got sidetracked. But largely it would work.
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If we started a program to domesticate monkeys, within 200 years or so we'd have viable pets. I think it could probably be done. But it would be so unnerving that I am not sure we could handle it.
These little proto-humans in our houses: wearing collars, using the toilet, answering the door with their little hands that can work our technology, doing tricks for food in front of company. PeTA would just gesture broadly and be like: "SEE! WE TOLD YOU THIS WHOLE CONCEPT WAS REALLY FUCKED UP!"
All the feral domesticated monkeys running around.
I mean, we already have a feral monkey problem in like every city where they live naturally don't we?
No. Those aren't feral. They are just wild monkeys.
I'm not sure what term describes what I mean; when animals who are wild begin living in human environments without domestication?
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Domesticating apes rather than monkeys would be outright upsetting. I don't think we could complete the process without the whole enterprise being derailed by a moral crisis.
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Do not give me a chimpanzee I don't want that shit anywhere near me
I think so. I remember him being in a movie where he plays a reporter. And it was ridiculous because Dustin Hoffman mumbles, so he would never, ever, be a reporter on a live news show.
Just need to have sex with someone with ovaries a few times.
I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
Look, I believe that they are horrible creatures, but what is a shrew-sized animal gonna do to me really?
No. He was a reporter in Tootsie, though?
They just be on top of your bookcase wanking aggressively at you at the time
The humans are weakened, now is the time to strike
treat yourself, king!
I mean let's not equate chimpanzees and, like, tamarins.
Chimpanzees are sociopathic killers that are twice the strength of a man.
Tamarins are also possibly sociopathic killers that you could crush in your palm.
Oh, no, those are endangered.
These little proto-humans in our houses: wearing collars, using the toilet, answering the door with their little hands that can work our technology, doing tricks for food in front of company. PeTA would just gesture broadly and be like: "SEE! WE TOLD YOU THIS WHOLE CONCEPT WAS REALLY FUCKED UP!"
I imagine you have to take them out running a lot?
Relates back to the idea that dogs are great pets explicitly because they are so dumb and if we started making them smarter or more humanlike our relationship would become more and more upsetting
All the feral domesticated monkeys running around.
this, you will agree, makes sense
I mean, we already have a feral monkey problem in like every city where they live naturally don't we?
No. Those aren't feral. They are just wild monkeys.
Not exactly 100% safe for the animal, your food would definitely be dropped a few times, maybe some choice bites stolen, it would take a while as they got sidetracked. But largely it would work.
No, because monkeys are precious property and therefor must be protected.
I'm not sure what term describes what I mean; when animals who are wild begin living in human environments without domestication?
I got a little excited when I saw your ship.