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hey guys. what's up (AMA bout prison)

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    I’m here. I don’t know nothing. I looked at a tree earlier.

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    That is incredible

    It's like moss lightnimg

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Cyberpunk 2077 finally came out and it was a disaster in several ways.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    That's a cool tree

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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    TefTef Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    I believe Michael Peña can give a quick run down.

    Michael?

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    (This was all by May 2020, it only got worse from there)

    Tef on
    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Jeff did like Kai IIRC, but it didn't lead to a general love of anime or anything. He just liked the one show and that was enough for him. That was a good podcast. The wrestling-ness of it really made it work for him.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2021
    There was like a solid month, month and a half, where everyone kept posting pictures of things that didn't look like cake, but turned out to be cake.

    Jedoc on
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Fly high, high
    What's real can't die
    You only get what you give
    You're gonna get what you give
    Don't give up, just don't be afraid to live

    COVID cases multiplyin'
    Dr. Jill and Joseph Biden
    Food's all takeout, there's no dine-in
    WallstreetBets and Cramer fightin'
    Festivals are all on Fyre
    Cancel culture, risky hires
    Drain the swamp but make new mires
    Donald Trump is still a liar

    Don't let go, one dance left
    Don't give up, can't forget
    Don't let go

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    So.. Are we not going to mention when Cthulhu rose from his eternal slumber, looked at all of humanity with sadness and loathing burning in his ineffably deep eyes and whispered "Oh fuck this, I'm out..."
    Then turned and walked into the stars leaving us to our fates?

    Really surprised to learn he spoke with a French accent. Don't think anyone saw that coming.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Star Trek Picard came out and it had some Brexit allegories and it had good parts and bad parts

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Star Trek Picard came out and it had some Brexit allegories and it had good parts and bad parts

    Picard was rad and then the ending fucking SUCKED

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Do you by any chance need a washing machine?

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Oh yeah @Blake T is selling a washing machine. We said we'd help him.

    You uh, wanna buy one?

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    sorry, but no

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    hi jars they finished making kentucky route zero and It Is Good

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    you know, I thought I would be back just in time for total warhammer 3 to be released. it hasn't even been announced!

    is star citizen still in development?

    Jars on
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    OdinOdin Registered User regular
    there's a new mexico

    Whoa! Slow down there, maestro

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    you know, I thought I would be back just in time for total warhammer 3 to be released. it hasn't even been announced!

    is star citizen still in development?

    ahahahahahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHHAHA

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    is star citizen still in development?
    They had a free weekend and @Brolo played some of it.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    so a lot of weird stuff happened over the last 3 years but so far the weirdest one might be that someone got ahold of my riot games account and... used it to win me victorious skins??(skins for high rankings). thanks, random person playing my account?

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Jars wrote: »
    is star citizen still in development?
    They had a free weekend and @Brolo played some of it.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    is star citizen still in development?

    It'll be released any day now! They've got a roadmap and everything!

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    (It'll never be released)

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Jars wrote: »
    is star citizen still in development?

    It'll be released any day now! They've got a roadmap and everything!

    I thought they had a roadmap for the roadmap being released?

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    (It'll never be released)

    How dare you say that here is my 52 page essay about why it's actually under development faster than it should be and you're literally insane for thinking otherwise.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    I want to be clear, Jars was not the most likely forumer to spend time in federal prison

    Top 3, though, maybe

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    OdinOdin Registered User regular
    I want to be clear, Jars was not the most likely forumer to spend time in federal prison

    Top 3, though, maybe

    Pretty sure not the first

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    yeah it turns out 35 years of undiagnosed autism fucks with you real bad. which, I am, if you ever looked at my posts and though "what is wrong with this guy?"

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    I want to be clear, Jars was not the most likely forumer to spend time in federal prison

    Top 3, though, maybe

    My number one would be @Straightzi but for something weird and archaic like forging a currency that isn't legal tender anywhere but there's still some ancient rule on the books about it in New Hampshire, only enforced because the judge didn't like his haircut

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Odin wrote: »
    I want to be clear, Jars was not the most likely forumer to spend time in federal prison

    Top 3, though, maybe

    Pretty sure not the first

    I don't know if it's federal prison but there's one in particular that's fucked up enough that I don't know how much should really be said about it? The same one that mailed an airsoft gun to the Giant Bomb folks.

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    If you haven't yet watched it, watch the Mandalorian.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I want to be clear, Jars was not the most likely forumer to spend time in federal prison

    Top 3, though, maybe

    My number one would be Straightzi but for something weird and archaic like forging a currency that isn't legal tender anywhere but there's still some ancient rule on the books about it in New Hampshire, only enforced because the judge didn't like his haircut

    Man I wish

    Forgery is real hard work

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I want to be clear, Jars was not the most likely forumer to spend time in federal prison

    Top 3, though, maybe

    My number one would be Straightzi but for something weird and archaic like forging a currency that isn't legal tender anywhere but there's still some ancient rule on the books about it in New Hampshire, only enforced because the judge didn't like his haircut

    Man I wish

    Forgery is real hard work

    Oh I never said you'd be good at it

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Man, 2018 was the ebola virus. We all just locked that shit down and dusted off our hands and said "I guess that's terrifying contagious viruses sorted," didn't we?

    Sorry, Jars. That was really on us.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I watched Enola Homes last night, is that news

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    The person I would be least surprised to find out they went to federal prison is Dr Dizaster, the mod who changed a forumer’s password so he could log into their account to create a pretense for banning them.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Oh, Jars isn't Peas. I don't know why I confused you two. Aside from the 4 letter names and the association I have on account of my pee jars.

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    ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    Nick Foles isn't elite, but Andy Reid *did* win a Super Bowl (and it probably favored to win another this year).

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    really federal prison is just lots of sitting around playing pathfinder and mtg. surprise!

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I watched Enola Homes last night, is that news

    Did you feel that the frankly terrifying concentration of multigenerational charisma on display made up for the weak storyline and weird pacing? Because I'm still kind of on the fence about it.

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