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hey guys. what's up (AMA bout prison)

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2021
    Oh fuck I thought Weedlordvegeta was just being cute about you going to federal prison I missed the post saying that’s where you actually were, shit.
    Jars wrote: »
    really federal prison is just lots of sitting around playing pathfinder and mtg. surprise!

    That is remarkably similar to my friend’s experience in state prison. When he left he donated all his magic cards to his prison mates.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    really federal prison is just lots of sitting around playing pathfinder and mtg. surprise!

    how was paul manafort at magic

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I watched Enola Homes last night, is that news

    Did you feel that the frankly terrifying concentration of multigenerational charisma on display made up for the weak storyline and weird pacing? Because I'm still kind of on the fence about it.

    I thought it was pretty charming overall, but yeah, Henry and Millie Bobby Brown alone, jeez.
    Also Burn Gorman’s death was SURPRISINGLY brutal

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    really federal prison is just lots of sitting around playing pathfinder and mtg. surprise!

    Depending on who you're playing with, that sounds like Hell

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    yeah overall the experience was pretty pointless and dumb but it wasn't the worst thing ever. the place was mostly old white men who were terrible people but it's not like they are gonna give you any problems. they might stare at you longingly is all, I had at least a dozen admirers
    Ringo wrote: »
    Jars wrote: »
    really federal prison is just lots of sitting around playing pathfinder and mtg. surprise!

    Depending on who you're playing with, that sounds like Hell

    yes and no. definitely problems with a limited player pool and some people tying too much of their ego into the game and not a lot of capable DMs, but I did have two groups with creative people that were real good.

    Jars on
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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    Jars wrote: »
    really federal prison is just lots of sitting around playing pathfinder and mtg. surprise!

    how was paul manafort at magic

    not as good as he was at stealing shirts

    but really he didn't play. the only... famous?? person that did was austin jones, who I hadnever heard of, but I guess people knew about him on the youtubes.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Oh did you hear how everyone’s horny for a tall vampire lady now

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Yeah but that happened like, yesterday or something.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Everybody is horny for a who what now?

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Oh did you hear how everyone’s horny for a tall vampire lady now

    Pfft i have scars from it

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    I have not, but I am intrigued

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    Don’t bother learning about Bean Dad. Just know that the MBMBAM intro sing is different now for very dumb reasons.

    Librarian's ghost on
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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Look this paradox simulation that we call life has had the random events slider pushed up to max and wow this might be the nerdiest statement I’ve yet made

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    2020 might honestly have been the best year to skip since reasonable sane people spent as much of it inside as possible.

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    OdinOdin Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Oh did you hear how everyone’s horny for a tall vampire lady now

    Haha yes, "now"...

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    definitely didn't write anything with one of those over the last 3 years. no sir (I wrote 900+ pages of stories while I was there)

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    I for one don't know who we're horny for but googling "horny for tall vampire lady" seems like a bad call

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Your insides Let me show you themRegistered User regular
    Nah actually it brings up exactly what you want to know immediately.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    I for one don't know who we're horny for but googling "horny for tall vampire lady" seems like a bad call

    like this will stop you

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Nah actually it brings up exactly what you want to know immediately.

    Huh! So it did.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Jeff did like Kai IIRC, but it didn't lead to a general love of anime or anything. He just liked the one show and that was enough for him. That was a good podcast. The wrestling-ness of it really made it work for him.

    speaking of this though that podcast series was real entertaining if you wanna go back and finish it

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    yeah the Thing for the next resident evil game is vampires and the lady is Big

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Vampire lady should be the new wesker

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Anyway I've been through quite a bit in the last year or so, love found and lost, you know that kind of thing. Overall good, and much better than a lot of people in this country, or even on the planet.

    Welcome back.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    whoa whoa whoa hold the fuck up

    why is there an anime thread?

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    JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    whoa whoa whoa hold the fuck up

    why is there an anime thread?

    Because last year fucking sucked enough and people weren't creepy shits in the holiday forum, so we got to keep it.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Oh you missed Pathologic 2

    It's probably the best video game ever made, but now might not be the best time to get into it. Maybe save it for a rainy, less-plague-y day

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    are there any games that are like civ except with only one city. I wrote down some stuff cause someone was giving me their game informers for the last few months but a lot of it doesn't look out yet and cyberpunk 2077 apparently is one giant bug. other than that it's got sparklite and wasteland 3

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    are there any games that are like civ except with only one city. I wrote down some stuff cause someone was giving me their game informers for the last few months but a lot of it doesn't look out yet and cyberpunk 2077 apparently is one giant bug. other than that it's got sparklite and wasteland 3
    thea: the awakening / thea 2: the shattering are fairly weird, indie 4x games where you only have one city

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Shit Jars sorry that happened. I had a buddy who almost went to that prison over a stupid post on 4 Chan and who had to testify about memes in court. Thankfully the case was thrown out

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    so a lot of weird stuff happened over the last 3 years but so far the weirdest one might be that someone got ahold of my riot games account and... used it to win me victorious skins??(skins for high rankings). thanks, random person playing my account?

    Holy shit this exact thing happened to me. My apex legends account too

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    Curly_BraceCurly_Brace Robot Girl Mimiga VillageRegistered User regular
    chicken butt!

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Shit Jars sorry that happened. I had a buddy who almost went to that prison over a stupid post on 4 Chan and who had to testify about memes in court. Thankfully the case was thrown out

    That person would never have been able to say why they were in jail to anyone inside.

    "Why are you in here"
    "Uhh.. I umm did all the murder?"

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    wow Jars sorry that happened to you

    Would you mind sharing why you got sent to jail? totally cool and completely understandable if not, obviously

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    WotanAnubisWotanAnubis Registered User regular
    Everyone here is a trans communist now

    Oh yeah, that reminds me.

    Possibly the greatest RPG to come out in recent times was an indie detective game made by Estonian communists. They gave a shout-out to Marx and Engels when they won four Game Awards.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    That seems like none of our damn business.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    Very true! and I knew that when asking, fully realizing I will let my whole ass hang out if Jars decides not to expound, which again is entirely justified on their end

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2021
    Everyone here is a trans communist now

    Oh yeah, that reminds me.

    Possibly the greatest RPG to come out in recent times was an indie detective game made by Estonian communists. They gave a shout-out to Marx and Engels when they won four Game Awards.

    It's called Disco Elysium. You spend most of the game arguing with your multifaceted pysche. It will take you places.

    Hacksaw on
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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    Oh, Jars isn't Peas. I don't know why I confused you two. Aside from the 4 letter names and the association I have on account of my pee jars.

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    So there was a guy called bean dad, and...

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
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