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[Bad News Gone Right]: Ow My Balls Edition

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited March 2021
    CRIME PROTIP: If you're going to engage in witness intimidation over your domestic violence charge, don't do it blatantly in front of the judge:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30Mfk7Dg42k
    Mary Lindsey, who appeared in the court livestream as the reported victim, said the assault stemmed from a brief argument at a residence in Sturgis. According to Lindsey, she and Harris had been dating at the time.

    Harris was represented at the court examination by attorney Paul Gipson.

    About seven minutes into the proceeding, Deborah Davis, assistant to the prosecuting attorney and representing Lindsey, said she believed Lindsey and Harris were in close proximity during the livestream, based on Lindsey’s answers and body language.

    Middleton then asked Harris to divulge the address where he was. Harris gave a house number on East Lafayette Street.

    Middleton told Harris to go outside with his cell-phone and take a photograph of the house number. Harris declined, saying he was limited by low phone battery and that his device was connected to a charger.

    A few moments later, Davis said the police were at the door of Lindsey’s confirmed location to check on her. Lindsey was instructed to go to the door to speak to police.

    “We may need to adjourn this, your Honor,” Davis said to Middleton.

    Lindsey's connection to the court proceeding went offline after it showed her speaking to police outside the home. Moments later, Lindsey’s livestream came back online, showing Harris inside on Lindsey's phone and in the custody of police. Davis briefly “face-palmed” upon the reveal that Harris was at the same location as Lindsey.

    “Your Honor, me and Mary both don’t want the no-contact,” Harris said. “I ask that be dropped. I’m sorry I lied to you. I knew the cops were outside. I don't know why I...”

    Middleton interrupted Harris.

    “Mr. Harris, my advice is, don’t say anything else,” Middleton said to Harris. “The hearing is adjourned. Your bond is canceled. If you have $10 million, you can’t bond out. In addition, the prosecutor’s probably also going to charge you with obstruction of justice.”



    Great job by the prosecutor there to recognize what was going on

    Ringo on
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    evilmrhenryevilmrhenry Registered User regular
    Today in remembering what road is paved with good intentions, we have this tweet from Burger King UK:


    Women belong in the kitchen.

    Now mind you, there were good intentions here, as the very next tweet made it clear they were publicizing a new initiative to help female employees progress in culinary careers:


    If they want to, of course. Yet only 20% of chefs are women. We're on a mission to change the gender ratio in the restaurant industry by empowering female employees with the opportunity to pursue a culinary career.

    But that said, posting that first tweet - on International Women's Day, of all days - is pretty "yikes".

    BK has now deleted the tweets for some reason. Also deleted is the followup
    Why would we delete a tweet that’s drawing attention to a huge lack of female representation in our industry, we thought you’d be on board with this as well? We've launched a scholarship to help give more of our female employees the chance to pursue a culinary career.
    — Burger King (@BurgerKingUK)
    Not deleted, because it was a full-page newspaper ad, was "Women belong in the kitchen." in big letters, then the rest underneath.
    https://www.restaurantbusinessonline.com/marketing/burger-king-finds-itself-hot-water-over-its-kitchen-ad

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    Atlas in ChainsAtlas in Chains Registered User regular
    Damn, Judge, I know it's a pandemic and haircuts are few and far between, but that's too sexy for the courtroom. Dude looks like he's gonna go surfing as soon as he ditches the robe.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Damn, Judge, I know it's a pandemic and haircuts are few and far between, but that's too sexy for the courtroom. Dude looks like he's gonna go surfing as soon as he ditches the robe.

    He's in South Dakota so that's probably not an option. Maybe he'll tuck it under a cowboy hat and go roping or something

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Some pictures say a thousand words. Others, however, say much fewer:

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    CRIME PROTIP: Do not attend your virtual court hearing over your suspended license from the driver's seat of your car while driving:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u4xpMEsoOc

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Japanese zoo finds solitary female gibbon not so solitary when she is found to have a baby. But the best part is their conclusion as to how the less than immaculate conception happened:
    Though Momo lives by herself (or did, before the arrival of her mystery baby), her enclosure is part of a structure with three others connected to it. Two of the enclosures contain one male lar gibbon each, and one of them contains three. There are metal grates in place between the enclosures to keep the animals out of physical contact with one another, but an inspection following the birth revealed a small hole, roughly three centimeters (1.2 inches) in length had been torn in one of the grates, as shown at the point the video below is queued to, and the zookeepers suspect that it was through this opening that Momo “encountered” the baby’s father.

    Turns out that one sneaky ape made a hole...to glory.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    CRIME PROTIP: Do not attend your virtual court hearing over your suspended license from the driver's seat of your car while driving:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u4xpMEsoOc

    Is that... the same judge and lawyer from another recent "don't do this in court" thing? That seems weird...

    Just going on memory though, too lazy to check :P

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    AimAim Registered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    CRIME PROTIP: Do not attend your virtual court hearing over your suspended license from the driver's seat of your car while driving:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u4xpMEsoOc

    Is that... the same judge and lawyer from another recent "don't do this in court" thing? That seems weird...

    Just going on memory though, too lazy to check :P

    The one where the abuser boyfriend was in the victim's house - looks very much like him.

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    ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    That's the judge and the lawyer (Assistant DA?) from the victim's house video, yes.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Low speed chase in San Diego ends when bystander pulls the key from the forklift:

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    That judge is gonna be famous

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
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    HydropoloHydropolo Registered User regular
    For anyone who hasn't had the fortune (good or bad) of being in court for relatively basic stuff, this is 100% what it's like though. TV makes it look WAY cooler.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    I was on a jury once and it was only half a day and it was still tedious as fuck

    The moat interesting part was the defendant putting himself on the stand and admitting he did the thing but then spending 15 minutes giving excuses for why he did the thing.

    Took us 5 minutes to convict and that’s only because that’s how long it took to read the charges aloud and write down the votes

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    HydropoloHydropolo Registered User regular
    That was probably an arraignment rather than a trial. People can still be stupid and open their mouths.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    I was on a jury once and it was only half a day and it was still tedious as fuck

    The moat interesting part was the defendant putting himself on the stand and admitting he did the thing but then spending 15 minutes giving excuses for why he did the thing.

    Took us 5 minutes to convict and that’s only because that’s how long it took to read the charges aloud and write down the votes

    Well, when they confess on the stand, all that's left is to go through the motions.

    Do you remember what the look on the defense attorney's fase was when he did?

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    edited March 2021
    No, it was a trial. Dude drove without a license for two years (because he was an asshole who couldn’t manage to deal civilly with the clerks responsible for fixing his suspended license) and then when he got caught he insisted on a trial by jury because he thought we’d sympathize with him.

    We had jury selection, trial, and deliberation/verdict reading all in the same day. It was a complete waste of everyone’s time.

    Edit: I do not recall the look on his attorney’s face, but I got the impression the attorney knew he had a loser and was just doing what he was paid to do. He knew what the guy would say on the stand, that was his whole defense.

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    HydropoloHydropolo Registered User regular
    edited March 2021
    Sorry, I meant the youtube video, not your trial.

    Edit: Oh, I see the confusion. The guy in the video spent a bunch of time basically trying to avoid both jail and explaining why he didn't pay his fines.

    Hydropolo on
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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    That judge is gonna be famous

    I'm confused as to why he is handling cases in Michigan and South Dakota?

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt (effective against Russian warships) Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    I was on a jury once and it was only half a day and it was still tedious as fuck

    The moat interesting part was the defendant putting himself on the stand and admitting he did the thing but then spending 15 minutes giving excuses for why he did the thing.

    Took us 5 minutes to convict and that’s only because that’s how long it took to read the charges aloud and write down the votes

    Well, when they confess on the stand, all that's left is to go through the motions.

    Do you remember what the look on the defense attorney's fase was when he did?

    The problem of 'you do what your client wants you to do, and if the client wants to testify.' Although in this case the fee was probably the same win or lose.

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    BlarghyBlarghy Registered User regular
    Ringo wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    That judge is gonna be famous

    I'm confused as to why he is handling cases in Michigan and South Dakota?

    The first one was Sturgis, MI, not Sturgis, SD.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Blarghy wrote: »
    Ringo wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    That judge is gonna be famous

    I'm confused as to why he is handling cases in Michigan and South Dakota?

    The first one was Sturgis, MI, not Sturgis, SD.

    Ohhhhhhh. Thank you

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    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    Gone right is just that she was caught this time, but we've officially entered into "people using deepfake videos to attack others" territory.

    https://www.pennlive.com/news/2021/03/pa-woman-created-deepfake-videos-to-force-rivals-off-daughters-cheerleading-squad-police.html

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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Jragghen wrote: »
    Gone right is just that she was caught this time, but we've officially entered into "people using deepfake videos to attack others" territory.

    https://www.pennlive.com/news/2021/03/pa-woman-created-deepfake-videos-to-force-rivals-off-daughters-cheerleading-squad-police.html

    Hope she'll be charged with child pornography.

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    HevachHevach Registered User regular
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Jragghen wrote: »
    Gone right is just that she was caught this time, but we've officially entered into "people using deepfake videos to attack others" territory.

    https://www.pennlive.com/news/2021/03/pa-woman-created-deepfake-videos-to-force-rivals-off-daughters-cheerleading-squad-police.html

    Hope she'll be charged with child pornography.

    The federal law counts digitally created or manipulated images provided they're mostly indistinguishable (so an MS Paint job won't count but a deepfake should). Every state has its own laws that may be more or less severe (Michigan has had a conviction for somebody drawing a dick on a fully clothed picture of a 16 hear old girl with a sharpie), and the sex offender registry is state, so they'll probably prosecute it that way.

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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Hevach wrote: »
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Jragghen wrote: »
    Gone right is just that she was caught this time, but we've officially entered into "people using deepfake videos to attack others" territory.

    https://www.pennlive.com/news/2021/03/pa-woman-created-deepfake-videos-to-force-rivals-off-daughters-cheerleading-squad-police.html

    Hope she'll be charged with child pornography.

    The federal law counts digitally created or manipulated images provided they're mostly indistinguishable (so an MS Paint job won't count but a deepfake should). Every state has its own laws that may be more or less severe (Michigan has had a conviction for somebody drawing a dick on a fully clothed picture of a 16 hear old girl with a sharpie), and the sex offender registry is state, so they'll probably prosecute it that way.

    That sharpie thing is a little concerning but yeah I think if the result looks like a real child/teen then should be considered as such. Of course then you get into animations/manga which is whole other thing.

    And in Jragghen's thing, she must have searched for the original images to add the girls' faces to.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    If you have 15 minutes to kill after your jab, you might as well spend it productively:

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    We've all been there - one moment you decide to take a nap, the next you find yourself in Ireland:
    A walrus spotted on an Irish beach yesterday (March 14) may have floated there from the Arctic Circle after falling asleep on an iceberg.

    A 5-year-old girl walking with her father spotted the blubbery newcomer.

    The young girl, named Muireann, pointed out the walrus to her dad, Alan Houlihan, as they walked on Valentia Island in County Kerry. "I thought it was a seal at first, and then we saw the tusks," Houlihan said, according to IrishCentral. "He kind of jumped up on the rocks. He was massive. He was about the size of a bull or a cow, pretty similar in size; he's big, big."

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    We've all been there - one moment you decide to take a nap, the next you find yourself in Ireland:
    A walrus spotted on an Irish beach yesterday (March 14) may have floated there from the Arctic Circle after falling asleep on an iceberg.

    A 5-year-old girl walking with her father spotted the blubbery newcomer.

    The young girl, named Muireann, pointed out the walrus to her dad, Alan Houlihan, as they walked on Valentia Island in County Kerry. "I thought it was a seal at first, and then we saw the tusks," Houlihan said, according to IrishCentral. "He kind of jumped up on the rocks. He was massive. He was about the size of a bull or a cow, pretty similar in size; he's big, big."


    My brain is having trouble getting past the "Rare but not unusual sight by all accounts" because wait what?

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    Jam WarriorJam Warrior Registered User regular
    edited March 2021
    My brain is having trouble getting past the "Rare but not unusual sight by all accounts" because wait what?

    I guess they meant rare but not unprecedented. Like something that happens on average once every 100 years can be both rare in terms of a single human's likely experience, but not unusual for the span of recorded human knowledge where it has happened multiple times in the past and is expected to keep happening.

    Jam Warrior on
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    Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    Rare but not unusual large boulder the size of a small boulder...

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    bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    that last part is where my brain gives up.

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    HevachHevach Registered User regular
    edited March 2021
    Last one in Ireland looks like 15 years ago. There was one in Scotland in 2018 and one elsewhere in the UK in 2016, so it's a bit more regular if you broaden the scope to the whole islands. So, yeah, rare but not unusual seems a fair phrasing.

    Not surprisingly it's a relatively recent phenomenon. Ireland's had three arctic seals and two walruses since 2000, Scotland's had about the same and England's had a couple seals. But that's more than in the whole of the 20th century. At least two confirmed polar bears have turned up in the islands, but before 2017 there was only a poorly preserved corpse beleived to be thousands of years old that appears to have come ashore, dragged itself into a cave and promptly died.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Still, that’s pretty impressive for a corpse to have done all that

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    NineNine Registered User regular
    edited March 2021

    Suez Canal blocked with mega container ship
    The Suez Canal has been blocked by a giant container ship that is unable to turn around despite several refloating attempts.

    Traffic along the waterway in Egypt has reportedly been blocked in both directions for several hours by the 59m Ever Given cargo ship.


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    CarpyCarpy Registered User regular
    I'm sure they had a smarter way to stage that scene but I think about how I'd do it and the idea of an Austin Powers crew member having to move that cart sideways down 200'+ of hallway using something like a pallet jack that only nominally moves in a straight line, just constantly hitting a wall in either side, occasionally knocking the cart sideways so it gets wedged on the walls and they have to call someone over to help them reset it on the jack, a producer getting upset because they only blocked out an hour for the shot and they've already burned 45 getting the cart in place

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    [Expletive deleted][Expletive deleted] The mediocre doctor NorwayRegistered User regular
    Carpy wrote: »
    I'm sure they had a smarter way to stage that scene but I think about how I'd do it and the idea of an Austin Powers crew member having to move that cart sideways down 200'+ of hallway using something like a pallet jack that only nominally moves in a straight line, just constantly hitting a wall in either side, occasionally knocking the cart sideways so it gets wedged on the walls and they have to call someone over to help them reset it on the jack, a producer getting upset because they only blocked out an hour for the shot and they've already burned 45 getting the cart in place

    I always assumed the entrance was where the camera is, so they'd only have to move the cart a couple of meters.

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    Ninja Snarl PNinja Snarl P My helmet is my burden. Ninja Snarl: Gone, but not forgotten.Registered User regular
    Carpy wrote: »
    I'm sure they had a smarter way to stage that scene but I think about how I'd do it and the idea of an Austin Powers crew member having to move that cart sideways down 200'+ of hallway using something like a pallet jack that only nominally moves in a straight line, just constantly hitting a wall in either side, occasionally knocking the cart sideways so it gets wedged on the walls and they have to call someone over to help them reset it on the jack, a producer getting upset because they only blocked out an hour for the shot and they've already burned 45 getting the cart in place

    I always assumed the entrance was where the camera is, so they'd only have to move the cart a couple of meters.

    Yeah, you can see a little concrete/steel pole in the foreground, which would normally be there to block carts so only pedestrians can go that way. A cart that size, they could've got like 8 people to just lift it straight up and over.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    also I'd make at least one of them a removable wall panel.

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    HevachHevach Registered User regular
    You guys are way overcomplicating it. You can buy something called a wheel dolly specifically for rolling a vehicle sideways into a space it can't drive into.

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