Thanksgiving dinner went well except for when I tried to convince my Mother in Law to get the vaccine but then she of course heard from her sister who knows someone whose mom is a nurse and she said something bad happened
So who are you going to believe really, every reputable medical source or a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy?
I dunno which source gels better with my preconceived notions?
Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s balls beg to differ.
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We won Thanksgiving. We hosted my partners parents, everyone had a good time, they spoiled our dog, they watched the place for a bit while we went out and got a Christmas tree, we all just hung out around the fireplace (wood burning) talking with me and partner taking turns in the kitchen, everything was delicious, even though we're not married I'm family.
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Porps brother brought fucking concentrated cacao powder with him from guatemala and just left it in his bag on the floor in a house with 4 dogs
Bitsy got into it and ate maybe 1-2 tablespoons. She seemed fine for a bit and then the vomiting started. Heartrate was normal so didnt worry too much but then she started pacing restlessly so I called poison control. She should make it they said but it’s a “concerning amount” and if she starts pacing or vomiting again i need to bring her in
porp was getting shitty with me about how expensive emergency care could be like i give a fuck. let’s tell the kids sorry bitsy died because we decided it wasnt worth some money we absolutely have
anyways so now im sitting here worried sick about this fucking dog i never wanted
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Porps brother brought fucking concentrated cacao powder with him from guatemala and just left it in his bag on the floor in a house with 4 dogs
Bitsy got into it and ate maybe 1-2 tablespoons. She seemed fine for a bit and then the vomiting started. Heartrate was normal so didnt worry too much but then she started pacing restlessly so I called poison control. She should make it they said but it’s a “concerning amount” and if she starts pacing or vomiting again i need to bring her in
porp was getting shitty with me about how expensive emergency care could be like i give a fuck. let’s tell the kids sorry bitsy died because we decided it wasnt worth some money we absolutely have
anyways so now im sitting here worried sick about this fucking dog i never wanted
:bro:
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the funniest thing Dave Chapelle has done in the last 20 years is call Chris Tucker an A-list star
the funniest thing Dave Chapelle has done in the last 20 years is call Chris Tucker an A-list star
My tailor keeps bringing his recent special up when I meet with him; he's a standard dumb conservative jock whom I primarily socialize with because he knows my body as that of a lover, or I guess also as that of a really good tailor. Anyway it's just infuriating listening to people like him talk about Chappelle because they go right into "cancel culture" then all the way into the entire cultural fissure upon which the house of western society is collapsing into, and it's just, ugh.
It's just sad to see all those dumb white frat bros who idolized Chappelle back in the day just completely vindicated in their torch-carrying for the man (heh)
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
There's a commemorative thing happening about HM Munitions Factory Gretna at the moment, so here is a photograph of women standing in a vat in order to knead gelatinous nitroglycerin into nitrocellulose (aka guncotton) in order to produce cordite
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It’s weird to me when people like Chappelle keep picking losing fights and claim some kind of moral victory for doing so
Like, go sit down and be quiet for a minute and maybe try to salvage your career instead of making a series of unforced errors that will put you on the Southern casino circuit with Louis CK and Ron White for the rest of your unheralded life.
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I suppose there’s a satisfying cosmic justice in how Chappelle blew up his career 15 years ago because he didn’t like how his comedy was being appropriated by racist frat bros, only to have them be the only fans that will take him in now.
Eat shit forever and ever, you egomaniac.
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It’s weird to me when people like Chappelle keep picking losing fights and claim some kind of moral victory for doing so
Like, go sit down and be quiet for a minute and maybe try to salvage your career instead of making a series of unforced errors that will put you on the Southern casino circuit with Louis CK and Ron White for the rest of your unheralded life.
Outside of that stupid netflix special (which really, netflix is like a curse for comedians and comedy specials) I actually -like- Ron White.
Sneakiest socialist in comedy. Also the funniest one out of the other three, although Bill Engvall has some real good observational stuff.
Chappelle is like the perfect intersection of just not being able to handle that he isn't cool anymore and "no, it's the children that are wrong"
I think he's largely struggling to grapple with the fact that anyone who isn't at least middle aged has only heard of him in the context of being a transphobe
three hours of weird conspiracy theory shit (mildly entertaining stories of tunnels, pedophile cults, 9/11)
four slices of pie, including a yam pie prepared like pumpkin so i could eat pumpkin pie without dying, brought me to tears with its kindness and thoughtfulness
I killed the second boss of the Defiled Chalice dungeon last night, albeit with the help of an NPC summon. But hey the dungeon halved my health for funsies so I figure this makes us even.
Four more bosses and one and one-third more dungeons to go and I'll have platinumed the game.
i woke up at 230 and enjoyed my first turkey-and-mayonnaise sandwich of the season
second- i disliked ron white's material even in my fancy pants youth, because i was appalled at what seemed like genuine, non-chuckling apathy about drunk driving from him and his audience
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Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s balls beg to differ.
He found a loophole in the selling your soul to the devil thing
Turns out the devil never checks to see if he already bought it
One of our yearly customs (annual traditions, really) is feeding the rabbit a large plate of greens for Thanksgiving. So cute!
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Bitsy got into it and ate maybe 1-2 tablespoons. She seemed fine for a bit and then the vomiting started. Heartrate was normal so didnt worry too much but then she started pacing restlessly so I called poison control. She should make it they said but it’s a “concerning amount” and if she starts pacing or vomiting again i need to bring her in
porp was getting shitty with me about how expensive emergency care could be like i give a fuck. let’s tell the kids sorry bitsy died because we decided it wasnt worth some money we absolutely have
anyways so now im sitting here worried sick about this fucking dog i never wanted
:bro:
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
My tailor keeps bringing his recent special up when I meet with him; he's a standard dumb conservative jock whom I primarily socialize with because he knows my body as that of a lover, or I guess also as that of a really good tailor. Anyway it's just infuriating listening to people like him talk about Chappelle because they go right into "cancel culture" then all the way into the entire cultural fissure upon which the house of western society is collapsing into, and it's just, ugh.
It's just sad to see all those dumb white frat bros who idolized Chappelle back in the day just completely vindicated in their torch-carrying for the man (heh)
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Cyber grape is a better name than Metaverse.
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Like, go sit down and be quiet for a minute and maybe try to salvage your career instead of making a series of unforced errors that will put you on the Southern casino circuit with Louis CK and Ron White for the rest of your unheralded life.
Eat shit forever and ever, you egomaniac.
Outside of that stupid netflix special (which really, netflix is like a curse for comedians and comedy specials) I actually -like- Ron White.
Sneakiest socialist in comedy. Also the funniest one out of the other three, although Bill Engvall has some real good observational stuff.
I think he's largely struggling to grapple with the fact that anyone who isn't at least middle aged has only heard of him in the context of being a transphobe
four slices of pie, including a yam pie prepared like pumpkin so i could eat pumpkin pie without dying, brought me to tears with its kindness and thoughtfulness
cosmic balance: even
Four more bosses and one and one-third more dungeons to go and I'll have platinumed the game.
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second- i disliked ron white's material even in my fancy pants youth, because i was appalled at what seemed like genuine, non-chuckling apathy about drunk driving from him and his audience
very cool to wake up with extreme acid reflux as a reminder of how my body is failing me
Coincidence?
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i can fly roundtrip to dublin for $328
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ok well that just gives me anxiety
but also as i age i am more and more interested in buying mayonnaise, sour cream etc in a tube to minimize cleanup
i am made of multitudes
Squeezable Mayo is an absolute must.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Ain't condiments in a squeeze bottle or the like just sensible, though