Alcoholism is like the only disease you can confess to having.
"All right, I confess you guys, I am an alcoholic."
"All right, I confess you guys, I have lupus."
I've confessed to alcoholism a number of times.
I've done it while drinking, for Christ's sake.
Like I'm standing there, with a glass of whiskey in my hand, telling my friends, "Guys, I have a drinking problem."
Back when I first started working the graveyard shift I would come home and make a bloody mary (or two or three) for "breakfast" and then crash. That was my daily routine for a few weeks.
Can't believe I've let an alco-wuss like you shit on me for fucking hookers.
Aren't you creepy porn-guy
He is 'Mr. December'
a.k.a. 'I hate girls who give off the faintest geeky whiff'.
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gin and tonic, 1.5 parts gin to 1 part tonic, add lime
it's delicious and you're crazy, oogmar
If I'm drinking for delicious I drink beer I can't see through and wine. If I want to be drunk, I drink hard alcohol. I see no need for anything to be tastier than a straight shot of Jamie's, no chase.
if I'm drinking for delicious I drink beer I like and mixed drinks (gin and tonic, gin and juice, scotch and uh...ice). If I am drinking to get drunk, I drink scotch on the rocks, beer bongs or shots of anything but rum.
Alcoholism is like the only disease you can confess to having.
"All right, I confess you guys, I am an alcoholic."
"All right, I confess you guys, I have lupus."
I've confessed to alcoholism a number of times.
I've done it while drinking, for Christ's sake.
Like I'm standing there, with a glass of whiskey in my hand, telling my friends, "Guys, I have a drinking problem."
Back when I first started working the graveyard shift I would come home and make a bloody mary (or two or three) for "breakfast" and then crash. That was my daily routine for a few weeks.
Can't believe I've let an alco-wuss like you shit on me for fucking hookers.
Aren't you creepy porn-guy
He is 'Mr. December'
a.k.a. 'I hate girls who give off the faintest geeky whiff'.
What? I don't have anything against geeky girls,when did I ever say that?
One of my fondest memories is having sex while playing 360 because the girl was "geeky" enough to find that kinky.
oog for some reason I always thought you were older than me
not much, mid 20s maybe
actually this gives me hope that younger women aren't all totally dumb and inexperienced
That's the nicest thing anybody has said to me all week.
This thread gives me hope that not everybody on the internet who I didn't meet in person first is a creepy virgin.
Except Knob, because I already knew he was awesome.
All the girls your age around here are just carbon copies of one another. Which would be fine if I were into the original mold at all, which I'm not.
For such a hardcore community Boston doesn't have a lot of the types I find appealing. Part of the reason Portland is one of my relocation possibilities.
Yeah, Portland is pretty "come as you are", but we have our own weird stereotypes that girls tend to fall in. I just have enough weird backgrounds to reconcile with one another, I guess. Move to Portland. It's better than Seattle.
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Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.
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a.k.a. 'I hate girls who give off the faintest geeky whiff'.
I don't have problems getting it up while drunk. But past two or three beers, I have problems keeping it up for the whole time.
spaghettios
This post made me choke.
Then I read your sig.
I choked again.
SON OF A BITCH!
You're drawn to my eccentric Brawl Code: 4596 9143 4529
Just kind of daft.
Oh hey thanks
I got scared away but this is cool :^:
if I'm drinking for delicious I drink beer I like and mixed drinks (gin and tonic, gin and juice, scotch and uh...ice). If I am drinking to get drunk, I drink scotch on the rocks, beer bongs or shots of anything but rum.
That's funny, I know a bunch.
Do regular people look like shitheads to a shithead?
What? I don't have anything against geeky girls,when did I ever say that?
One of my fondest memories is having sex while playing 360 because the girl was "geeky" enough to find that kinky.
though I'm aware there aren't many vibes to choose from
It just makes it more fumbly
Pretty much all recreational chemicals are conducive to awkward, sad face'd putting on of clothes like twenty minutes earlier than desired
which part of my sig? Shorty's disclaimer or Brian Posehn?
but like every other time since then I have basically been an asshole, and that is not cool
so I am sorry for being not cool.
Because you are not a bad dude, and I do not like to have internet hatings with guys who are basically pretty cool.
Was the person of whom the legs were resting drunk too?
Critical Failures - Havenhold Campaign • August St. Cloud (Human Ranger)
well gosh that would put a damper on things
Yeah, Portland is pretty "come as you are", but we have our own weird stereotypes that girls tend to fall in. I just have enough weird backgrounds to reconcile with one another, I guess. Move to Portland. It's better than Seattle.
Hey rad
Yeah that whole thread was just a debacle in which I failed to articulate myself and looked really bad
Spanks though
And while it is indeed pretty cool. I didn't need to spend actual, honest to god money on this thing.
that's what happened to me the second time (maybe ten minutes after the first time)
full mast but no development from there
she sure seemed to like that though so I have no complaints
Take a bunch of adderall, then have sex for like two and a half hours and you'll finally have the best orgasm
man that just sounds like sex
Sorta.
except it's sweatier and more intense and you last forever and ever
No sweat man.
who else likes it sober
no-one that's who
h5
rats
never had that problem.
I have +5 to Resist Whiskey Donger
just gotta pace yourself and not go too fast
was like everything else on hydro, slow, pleasant and made me feel good
I suppose that's better than the alternative extreme of describing it as a "meat club".
if you can stand it long enough to finish it's a good temporary cure