Girl: So, are you looking to hook up with anyone tonight?
Me: Um, I doubt anyone would be willing to hook up with me.
Girl: (giggles) Oh, I don't know about that.
Me: Thanks. (Wanders off to find something interesting to smell)
The Captain Crunch
1. Go to some battle of the bands thing
2. Meet up with some totally hot chick that you've liked for a while
3. Do not get the obvious signs that she wants you and may handfuck you
4. Go home
how the hell could you tell she wanted to handfuck you
is there like a specific code word or gesture that differentiates handfuck from just regular ol' fuck
The Captain Crunch
1. Go to some battle of the bands thing
2. Meet up with some totally hot chick that you've liked for a while
3. Do not get the obvious signs that she wants you and may handfuck you
4. Go home
how the hell could you tell she wanted to handfuck you
is there like a specific code word or gesture that differentiates handfuck from just regular ol' fuck
I wasn't being serious about that part, I just needed something to spice it up a bit.
And I just realized my posts are way too similar in tone to wiggin posts
The Milquetoast Thug
1. Break out of the friend zone to start a serious relationship with a close female friend you've known for 2+ years.
2. Sex!
3. You're perfect for each other! You win!
4. Just kidding! She goes back to country of origin and you become horribly depressed. You lose!
The Transistorsect
1. Date girl for a long time.
2. Break up with girl.
3. Have dirty break up sex.
4. Hook up with another girl a few days later.
5. Never talk to either of them again.
Ditto! I've just recently come to the conclusion and accepted that I am not physically attractive and have had to, and will continue to have to, resort to only charisma/charm to get with the ladies.
The Transistorsect
1. Date girl for a long time.
2. Break up with girl.
3. Have dirty break up sex.
4. Hook up with another girl a few days later.
5. Never talk to either of them again.
The Transistorsect
1. Date girl for a long time.
2. Break up with girl.
3. Have dirty break up sex.
4. Hook up with another girl a few days later.
5. Never talk to either of them again.
The Transistorsect
1. Date girl for a long time.
2. Break up with girl.
3. Have dirty break up sex.
4. Hook up with another girl a few days later.
5. Never talk to either of them again.
This sounds dangerously close to The Shibby
Minus the whole fatty thing.
Everyone can be a fatty considering peoples taste.
The Transistorsect
1. Date girl for a long time.
2. Break up with girl.
3. Have dirty break up sex.
4. Hook up with another girl a few days later.
5. Never talk to either of them again.
This sounds dangerously close to The Shibby
Minus the whole fatty thing.
Everyone can be a fatty considering peoples taste.
The Transistorsect
1. Date girl for a long time.
2. Break up with girl.
3. Have dirty break up sex.
4. Hook up with another girl a few days later.
5. Never talk to either of them again.
This sounds dangerously close to The Shibby
Minus the whole fatty thing.
Everyone can be a fatty considering peoples taste.
1. Meet several girls on the internet for the sole purpose of wild sexual escapades
2. Date 3 girls at the same time, letting each of them know about the other 2
3. Get confused about relationship terminology due to the spending of time with a polyamorous trio
4. Unthinkingly refer to the only 'normal' girl in the group as your 'girlfriend' in her presence
5. Abort! Abort! Abandon all hedonism and start dating 'girlfriend' exclusively
6. Maintain crazy polyamorous girl on a 'just friends' basis
7. Try not to do something stupid
1. Meet several girls on the internet for the sole purpose of wild sexual escapades
2. Date 3 girls at the same time, letting each of them know about the other 2
3. Get confused about relationship terminology due to the spending of time with a polyamorous trio
4. Unthinkingly refer to the only 'normal' girl in the group as your 'girlfriend' in her presence
5. Abort! Abort! Abandon all hedonism and start dating 'girlfriend' exclusively
6. Maintain crazy polyamorous girl on a 'just friends' basis
7. Try not to do something stupid
This sounds like a bomb waiting to go off. You must love Hot Potato.
1. Meet several girls on the internet for the sole purpose of wild sexual escapades
2. Date 3 girls at the same time, letting each of them know about the other 2
3. Get confused about relationship terminology due to the spending of time with a polyamorous trio
4. Unthinkingly refer to the only 'normal' girl in the group as your 'girlfriend' in her presence
5. Abort! Abort! Abandon all hedonism and start dating 'girlfriend' exclusively
6. Maintain crazy polyamorous girl on a 'just friends' basis
7. Try not to do something stupid
This sounds like a bomb waiting to go off. You must love Hot Potato.
I'm the kind of guy who will spend all weekend dicking around when he knows he has an assignment due on monday and not even give it serious thought until Sunday night.
1. Meet several girls on the internet for the sole purpose of wild sexual escapades
2. Date 3 girls at the same time, letting each of them know about the other 2
3. Get confused about relationship terminology due to the spending of time with a polyamorous trio
4. Unthinkingly refer to the only 'normal' girl in the group as your 'girlfriend' in her presence
5. Abort! Abort! Abandon all hedonism and start dating 'girlfriend' exclusively
6. Maintain crazy polyamorous girl on a 'just friends' basis
7. Try not to do something stupid
This sounds like a bomb waiting to go off. You must love Hot Potato.
I'm the kind of guy who will spend all weekend dicking around when he knows he has an assignment due on monday and not even give it serious thought until Sunday night.
I'm pretty sure you'll get a lot of people aligning themselves with the procrastination demographic, I'd be on of them.
So do you have a back-up plan if everything goes to hell? What's the danger control here?
1. Meet several girls on the internet for the sole purpose of wild sexual escapades
2. Date 3 girls at the same time, letting each of them know about the other 2
3. Get confused about relationship terminology due to the spending of time with a polyamorous trio
4. Unthinkingly refer to the only 'normal' girl in the group as your 'girlfriend' in her presence
5. Abort! Abort! Abandon all hedonism and start dating 'girlfriend' exclusively
6. Maintain crazy polyamorous girl on a 'just friends' basis
7. Try not to do something stupid
This sounds like a bomb waiting to go off. You must love Hot Potato.
I'm the kind of guy who will spend all weekend dicking around when he knows he has an assignment due on monday and not even give it serious thought until Sunday night.
I'm pretty sure you'll get a lot of people aligning themselves with the procrastination demographic, I'd be on of them.
So do you have a back-up plan if everything goes to hell? What's the danger control here?
Scratch the three girls, go back to step one.
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i just talk about how horrible i am until the girls lose all interest and start to believe it
1. Meet several girls on the internet for the sole purpose of wild sexual escapades
2. Date 3 girls at the same time, letting each of them know about the other 2
3. Get confused about relationship terminology due to the spending of time with a polyamorous trio
4. Unthinkingly refer to the only 'normal' girl in the group as your 'girlfriend' in her presence
5. Abort! Abort! Abandon all hedonism and start dating 'girlfriend' exclusively
6. Maintain crazy polyamorous girl on a 'just friends' basis
7. Try not to do something stupid
This sounds like a bomb waiting to go off. You must love Hot Potato.
I'm the kind of guy who will spend all weekend dicking around when he knows he has an assignment due on monday and not even give it serious thought until Sunday night.
I'm pretty sure you'll get a lot of people aligning themselves with the procrastination demographic, I'd be on of them.
So do you have a back-up plan if everything goes to hell? What's the danger control here?
Scratch the three girls, go back to step one.
But I like Sarah! She's awesome.
Plus I already broke her. She's so nerdy now and it's barely been a year.
Girl never read comics when I met her. Now she's collecting silver age prints on her bookshelf.
I can't release her back into the wild now! She'd be eaten alive!
1. Meet a british girl on an internet forum.
2. Plan to marry her.
3. Have sex at least once a day.
?
Well that's the plan so far
I mean the extended version of the plan is
3. Pick up said British girl at airport
4. Have crazygonuts awesome sex for the next two months
5. When her parents arrive, pretend to be an absolutely chaste virgin
6. Get married
7. Have absolutely crazy mindblowing sex every day
8. Finish college
9. Move somewhere nice and get a decent job
10. Kids... eventually
I didn't know there existed a forum equivalent of the 'overly affectionate in public' couple. You would think that would be kind of hard to do, i guess.
Part I: Find and asian female.
Part II: proceed as you would with any member of the opposite sex.
Congratulations! You've just done it like sarukun.
Sounds like an abbreviated version of The Epi which actually goes something like this:
1) Never date anyone
2) Magically end up with asian female at very end of high school
3) Date for several years doing everything a couple does with resolution
4) Break up
5) Continue to act like and do everything a couple does
6) Have her start dating another guy
7)Continue to act like and do everything a couple does behind his back
8) Not get over her after 6 months of this
9) Observe the signs of a very real possibility of getting back with her
10) Consider
Also, for everyone's pleasure and chagrin...
The Eiffel Tower
Participants: 3 (At least two males)
Difficulty: Tricking the girl in the middle
Get a girl on her hands and knees. One guy is doing her from behind, standing up as best he can. The other guy receives head from the girl getting railed. As one guy reaches climax he signals and both men reach up and lean over giving each other double high fives, thus completing the form.
Get a girl on her hands and knees. One guy is doing her from behind, standing up as best he can. The other guy receives head from the girl getting railed. As one guy reaches climax he signals and both men reach up and lean over giving each other double high fives, thus completing the form.
A friend of mine's boyfriend once joked (in public no less) that we should have a threesome with said friend just so we could do this.
I don't think we ever worked out who got the front and who got the back but it's moot now since they broke up awhile back.
Get a girl on her hands and knees. One guy is doing her from behind, standing up as best he can. The other guy receives head from the girl getting railed. As one guy reaches climax he signals and both men reach up and lean over giving each other double high fives, thus completing the form.
A friend of mine's boyfriend once joked (in public no less) that we should have a threesome with said friend just so we could do this.
I don't think we ever worked out who got the front and who got the back but it's moot now since they broke up awhile back.
Such a tragedy to be denied such a glorious procedure. You should find said ex-boyfriend and then tag team a methhead in a wafflehouse bathroom so you can at least get bragging rights on the move.
Get a girl on her hands and knees. One guy is doing her from behind, standing up as best he can. The other guy receives head from the girl getting railed. As one guy reaches climax he signals and both men reach up and lean over giving each other double high fives, thus completing the form.
A friend of mine's boyfriend once joked (in public no less) that we should have a threesome with said friend just so we could do this.
I don't think we ever worked out who got the front and who got the back but it's moot now since they broke up awhile back.
Such a tragedy to be denied such a glorious procedure. You should find said ex-boyfriend and then tag team a methhead in a wafflehouse bathroom so you can at least get bragging rights on the move.
I do fucking love Waffle House.
I should call that dude up and get his ass down here to Georgia where we have things like Waffle Houses and meatheads.
I didn't know there existed a forum equivalent of the 'overly affectionate in public' couple. You would think that would be kind of hard to do, i guess.
Just put him on ignore, you don't have to read his posts then.
step 1: drink thirty two bacardi breezers
step 2: buy some slag a kebab, marry her, have five children and live above a chip shop
step 3: payouts from the government, maybe go on the dole
1. I'm too lame to get a girlfriend
2. No-one would ever want to screw my ugly mug
3. I missed out on a chance to screw this girl one time because
4. abloobloo
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and with that i'm going to bed
don't do any fat girls while i'm gone
now imagine doing this while (mostly) sober
and that's my high school career in a nutshell
I have been wondering about this since tube posted it
1. Blah blah blah
2. Blah blah blah
3. Not realize the totally hot chick totally wants to fuck you.
4. Blah blah blah
how the hell could you tell she wanted to handfuck you
is there like a specific code word or gesture that differentiates handfuck from just regular ol' fuck
I wasn't being serious about that part, I just needed something to spice it up a bit.
And I just realized my posts are way too similar in tone to wiggin posts
1. Break out of the friend zone to start a serious relationship with a close female friend you've known for 2+ years.
2. Sex!
3. You're perfect for each other! You win!
4. Just kidding! She goes back to country of origin and you become horribly depressed. You lose!
1. Date girl for a long time.
2. Break up with girl.
3. Have dirty break up sex.
4. Hook up with another girl a few days later.
5. Never talk to either of them again.
Facebook Zune Brutal
Ditto! I've just recently come to the conclusion and accepted that I am not physically attractive and have had to, and will continue to have to, resort to only charisma/charm to get with the ladies.
Minus the whole fatty thing.
Facebook Zune Brutal
The taste he's talking about is lard.
I'm stone-cold.
1. Meet several girls on the internet for the sole purpose of wild sexual escapades
2. Date 3 girls at the same time, letting each of them know about the other 2
3. Get confused about relationship terminology due to the spending of time with a polyamorous trio
4. Unthinkingly refer to the only 'normal' girl in the group as your 'girlfriend' in her presence
5. Abort! Abort! Abandon all hedonism and start dating 'girlfriend' exclusively
6. Maintain crazy polyamorous girl on a 'just friends' basis
7. Try not to do something stupid
This sounds like a bomb waiting to go off. You must love Hot Potato.
I'm the kind of guy who will spend all weekend dicking around when he knows he has an assignment due on monday and not even give it serious thought until Sunday night.
I'm pretty sure you'll get a lot of people aligning themselves with the procrastination demographic, I'd be on of them.
So do you have a back-up plan if everything goes to hell? What's the danger control here?
Scratch the three girls, go back to step one.
it never fails
But I like Sarah! She's awesome.
Plus I already broke her. She's so nerdy now and it's barely been a year.
Girl never read comics when I met her. Now she's collecting silver age prints on her bookshelf.
I can't release her back into the wild now! She'd be eaten alive!
I didn't know there existed a forum equivalent of the 'overly affectionate in public' couple. You would think that would be kind of hard to do, i guess.
https://medium.com/@alascii
Sounds like an abbreviated version of The Epi which actually goes something like this:
1) Never date anyone
2) Magically end up with asian female at very end of high school
3) Date for several years doing everything a couple does with resolution
4) Break up
5) Continue to act like and do everything a couple does
6) Have her start dating another guy
7)Continue to act like and do everything a couple does behind his back
8) Not get over her after 6 months of this
9) Observe the signs of a very real possibility of getting back with her
10) Consider
Also, for everyone's pleasure and chagrin...
The Eiffel Tower
Participants: 3 (At least two males)
Difficulty: Tricking the girl in the middle
Get a girl on her hands and knees. One guy is doing her from behind, standing up as best he can. The other guy receives head from the girl getting railed. As one guy reaches climax he signals and both men reach up and lean over giving each other double high fives, thus completing the form.
A friend of mine's boyfriend once joked (in public no less) that we should have a threesome with said friend just so we could do this.
I don't think we ever worked out who got the front and who got the back but it's moot now since they broke up awhile back.
Such a tragedy to be denied such a glorious procedure. You should find said ex-boyfriend and then tag team a methhead in a wafflehouse bathroom so you can at least get bragging rights on the move.
I do fucking love Waffle House.
I should call that dude up and get his ass down here to Georgia where we have things like Waffle Houses and meatheads.
... is that an 8 Days a Week reference?
Don't tell me you didn't get laid yesterday.
All of Germany got laid yesterday and we didn't even win!
No matter what,you can get laid.
step 1: drink thirty two bacardi breezers
step 2: buy some slag a kebab, marry her, have five children and live above a chip shop
step 3: payouts from the government, maybe go on the dole
A chip shop?
And burgers?
1. I'm too lame to get a girlfriend
2. No-one would ever want to screw my ugly mug
3. I missed out on a chance to screw this girl one time because
4. abloobloo