I mean, yeah I'll cuddle, pillow talk, say some sweet things, but c'mon you interrupted my game.
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME CAN'T YOU SEE I'M PLAYIN!!!!!!"
"SHUT UP ALREADY! JUST SHUT UP! LOOK AT WHAT YOU JUST MADE ME DOOOOO!!!!"
Haha nah, it's more like we're layin' there and I'm all bein' sweet, then I subtly reach over for the controller, and she usually doesn't mind because I give her what she wants and she knows I'm a big enough nerd that I'm not doing it because I don't wanna cuddle, I'm just doing it because I love me some secksbocks
i do this too. i have a body pillow, to hold between my knees because i don't like my feet touching when i sleep, and a big ol' puffy feather pillow, for snugglin'.
Anyone seen that new facial moisturizer? The one that vibrates?
Yeah, I can see about 14 million teenage girls asking their parents to buy those for them and then using it for something else. How has no one else noticed this yet? I mean, for fucks sake, people used to pull the rumble pack out of the N64 controllers so they'd constantly rumble.
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not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
Man, my ex turned into more of a sex fiend when she was drunk. I wouldn't mind if when we were together I had loaned her out to some friends. Whatever got me a decent rest. She worked night shift, so she'd be coming home as I was waking up. She wouldn't fall asleep until about 9 in the nine, and when she woke up at 5 in the afternoon she was ready to go again. And then again when she was about to get ready for work.
She called me once from work telling she was about to go on her lunch and the breakroom had a lock on the door. That was the second time I've had sex in a Wal-Mart.
I've stopped jerking because I've been too tired to finish. Morning comes with morning wood that tossed off my blanket and demanded attention. I was scared of it's threatening stare, I finished the deed scared for my life and tears in my eyes.
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Funky Phantom got some.
I mean, yeah I'll cuddle, pillow talk, say some sweet things, but c'mon you interrupted my game.
if the dude wants to clean up and do other things that's cool
but I do like to be snuggled at some point
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME CAN'T YOU SEE I'M PLAYIN!!!!!!"
"SHUT UP ALREADY! JUST SHUT UP! LOOK AT WHAT YOU JUST MADE ME DOOOOO!!!!"
Haha nah, it's more like we're layin' there and I'm all bein' sweet, then I subtly reach over for the controller, and she usually doesn't mind because I give her what she wants and she knows I'm a big enough nerd that I'm not doing it because I don't wanna cuddle, I'm just doing it because I love me some secksbocks
sex that starts as cuddling is always so nice
i do this too. i have a body pillow, to hold between my knees because i don't like my feet touching when i sleep, and a big ol' puffy feather pillow, for snugglin'.
Yeah, I can see about 14 million teenage girls asking their parents to buy those for them and then using it for something else. How has no one else noticed this yet? I mean, for fucks sake, people used to pull the rumble pack out of the N64 controllers so they'd constantly rumble.
and that's when you know the roofies are really starting to kick in.
I sleep molest my fiance all the time. I just suddenly wake up and I'm feeling her up.
"Like... 2 beers wasted?"
"Pretty much."
She called me once from work telling she was about to go on her lunch and the breakroom had a lock on the door. That was the second time I've had sex in a Wal-Mart.
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I dont think shibby used 2 in anything
Also it takes a lot of beer to make me gay.
But I've never been too drunk to deny gay sex.
The discreet vibrator disguised as a facial exfoliater?
maybe. I rarely read your posts
but i have woken up jerkin' it
i thought to myself what the fuck am i doing?
Fuck sometimes I just wait for her to fall asleep and then I'm all over her
Sometimes that wakes her up horny
Other times it wakes her up grumpy
It's a 50:50 chance for sex, so I figure what the hell
Chewing and licking my ears quickly reduces me to a paralysed blob. It's one of the best things.
Sometimes it's a great problem-solver, though