Only zakkiel could make me agree with Podly. I'm going to have to make it a point to eviscerate him. Legally. Someday.
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Podlyyou unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered Userregular
edited April 2009
You know that the last time I had cigarette, I smoked half a pack of cigarettes and drank a fifth of scotch on the roof of some random apartment, listening to this version of the footloose soundtrack at four in the morning.
I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
i will let you fuck her if you give me 3 million dollars
I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
i will let you fuck her if you give me 3 million dollars
I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
i will let you fuck her if you give me 3 million dollars
Actually VC lost 30 lbs. You can't really see any shape in that picture, the only thing adequately lit is the bottle and my cigarette, which is obviously adequately lit if I can drag on it. I'm still fat, but my favorite leather jacket now fits me like a tent.
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Dr Mario KartGames DealerAustin, TXRegistered Userregular
I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
dont forget the _J_ who gets drunk and forever loses what wouldve been the love of his life.
I don't text all that much so my auto-complete is pretty lousy. But i'm texting this girl in my class about a paper which is due tomorrow, and i've noticed that "fucking" and "hate" are some of the only words my auto-complete correctly guesses.
I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
i will let you fuck her if you give me 3 million dollars
I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
dont forget the _J_ who gets drunk and forever loses what wouldve been the love of his life.
That _J_ is a fucking tool. He fucks everything up for us.
I'm kind of like multi-man except all of my powers end up fucking me over.
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
i will let you fuck her if you give me 3 million dollars
I don't text all that much so my auto-complete is pretty lousy. But i'm texting this girl in my class about a paper which is due tomorrow, and i've noticed that "fucking" and "hate" are some of the only words my auto-complete correctly guesses.
I wonder if that indicates anything.
Probably your strong, often vulgarly expressed, anti-fornication stance.
I can, in fact, never be skinny. My skeletal structure is too broad. Baby-bearing hips, load-bearing shoulders and ribcage, etc. I'm half Polish, for fuck's sake.
I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
i will let you fuck her if you give me 3 million dollars
She's well worth it. But in this economy?
she vey nise
vey nise
thousand dorra thousand dorra
I would, without hesitation, pay thousand dorra.
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CindersWhose sails were black when it was windyRegistered Userregular
I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
i will let you fuck her if you give me 3 million dollars
I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
i will let you fuck her if you give me 3 million dollars
What about my free will!
it's an illuuuuusion
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HacksawJ. Duggan Esq.Wrestler at LawRegistered Userregular
edited April 2009
You guys should I design a logo for Union Aerospace Corporation of Omni Consumer Products?
I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
i will let you fuck her if you give me 3 million dollars
She's well worth it. But in this economy?
she vey nise
vey nise
thousand dorra thousand dorra
Make it 800 hundo and a few Andes mints and you got yourself a deal.
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Zen VulgarityWhat a lovely day for teaSecret British ThreadRegistered Userregular
edited April 2009
Hacksaw is acting more and more SE
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
i will let you fuck her if you give me 3 million dollars
I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
i will let you fuck her if you give me 3 million dollars
I don't text all that much so my auto-complete is pretty lousy. But i'm texting this girl in my class about a paper which is due tomorrow, and i've noticed that "fucking" and "hate" are some of the only words my auto-complete correctly guesses.
I wonder if that indicates anything.
Probably your strong, often vulgarly expressed, anti-fornication stance.
lawl.
Yeah. Or i just have inconsistencies in what I fucking hate.
But I fucking hate so many things!
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SarksusATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered Userregular
I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
i will let you fuck her if you give me 3 million dollars
I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
i will let you fuck her if you give me 3 million dollars
I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
i will let you fuck her if you give me 3 million dollars
She's well worth it. But in this economy?
she vey nise
vey nise
thousand dorra thousand dorra
I would, without hesitation, pay thousand dorra.
and _J_ takes light banter to a creepy place
It's not creepy to state that one would pay a significant amount of money to fuck someone from D&D who they've only recently seen a picture of.
...
Ok, wait, yeah. That is pretty damn creepy.
i fucking hate _J_.
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Zen VulgarityWhat a lovely day for teaSecret British ThreadRegistered Userregular
edited April 2009
I want to hang out with J, Ronaldo, and DUE all at once.
I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
dont forget the _J_ who gets drunk and forever loses what wouldve been the love of his life.
That _J_ is a fucking tool. He fucks everything up for us.
I'm kind of like multi-man except all of my powers end up fucking me over.
You're the jack-of-questionable-trades
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Podlyyou unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered Userregular
I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
i will let you fuck her if you give me 3 million dollars
I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
i will let you fuck her if you give me 3 million dollars
She's well worth it. But in this economy?
she vey nise
vey nise
thousand dorra thousand dorra
I would, without hesitation, pay thousand dorra.
and _J_ takes light banter to a creepy place
It's not creepy to state that one would pay a significant amount of money to fuck someone from D&D who they've only recently seen a picture of.
...
Ok, wait, yeah. That is pretty damn creepy.
i fucking hate _J_.
it's actually that she's not a whore but yeah let's go with that
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HacksawJ. Duggan Esq.Wrestler at LawRegistered Userregular
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Strangely comforting.
:^:
It's a fairly comfortable train.
She's well worth it. But in this economy?
Or a tricked out Tricycle.
Actually VC lost 30 lbs. You can't really see any shape in that picture, the only thing adequately lit is the bottle and my cigarette, which is obviously adequately lit if I can drag on it. I'm still fat, but my favorite leather jacket now fits me like a tent.
I wonder if that indicates anything.
vey nise
thousand dorra thousand dorra
That _J_ is a fucking tool. He fucks everything up for us.
I'm kind of like multi-man except all of my powers end up fucking me over.
NNID: Hakkekage
Probably your strong, often vulgarly expressed, anti-fornication stance.
I would, without hesitation, pay thousand dorra.
I thought there was no free will.
Make it 800 hundo and a few Andes mints and you got yourself a deal.
NNID: Hakkekage
lawl.
Yeah. Or i just have inconsistencies in what I fucking hate.
But I fucking hate so many things!
We decided it doesn't exist.
It's not creepy to state that one would pay a significant amount of money to fuck someone from D&D who they've only recently seen a picture of.
...
Ok, wait, yeah. That is pretty damn creepy.
i fucking hate _J_.
You're the jack-of-questionable-trades
I'm pretty great. I don't know who the fuck those other fuckers are.
http://arstechnica.com/web/news/2009/04/study-surfing-the-internet-at-work-boosts-productivity.ars
My penis is thin but a decent length.
Totally awesome for ripping lines.