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Beard Science!

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  • joshgotrojoshgotro Bloat much? Cincinnati, OhioRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Just super lazy.

    Edit: Now I feel the need to take a decent picture with optimal lighting.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Wow this is a shitty picture. Stupid dark-ass bar.

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    Gamertag: T0NKKA - Steam: evilumpire Twitter Art blog/Portfolio! HEY SATAN
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  • WeaverWeaver From here, I can see seven seasRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Hey tonks

    What's a fool got to do to hang with you sometime?

    I've got some facial scrub.

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    Steam: weavermatic
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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I shaved mine off for Halloween, but sure as the swallows return to San Juan Capistrano, it will be back in full force by weeks end. And there it shall stay no matter the month. November be damned.

    NEVER COUNT OUT TOUCHDOWN TAWMMY BRADY.
    NO ONE DENIES THIS.
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  • YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    This is a photo compilation cataloging my horrendously patchy neckbeard through the month of September.
    Spoiler:
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    The power of the patchy neckbeard

    This thing you're doing cannot continue
    It is Novembeard for everyone except for you and that filthy thing on your neck
    For you two it is Novemshaveallthetime

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  • WeaverWeaver From here, I can see seven seasRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    When I shaved mine off about three weeks ago due to lack of a beard trimmer, I looked in the mirror and felt like my nick-name should be "baby-face".

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    Steam: weavermatic
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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    Hey tonks

    What's a fool got to do to hang with you sometime?

    I've got some facial scrub.

    I gotta stop taking shifts all over the fucking place...

    But I really like money.

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    Gamertag: T0NKKA - Steam: evilumpire Twitter Art blog/Portfolio! HEY SATAN
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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Seriously, My beard is getting EPIC this winter.

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    Gamertag: T0NKKA - Steam: evilumpire Twitter Art blog/Portfolio! HEY SATAN
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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Seriously, My beard is getting EPIC this winter.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I love that comic.

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    360: Sir Stiggleton PSN: Stiggy_PA GFWL: RacerStig Steam: TheStig
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  • YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Such an epic comic

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Dammit Crwth.

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    Gamertag: T0NKKA - Steam: evilumpire Twitter Art blog/Portfolio! HEY SATAN
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    "Epic" is orders of magnitude less annoying than "fail" and "win" and "FTW"

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Especially since my beard will actually be epic.

    Not some stupid lolomgzepic.

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    Gamertag: T0NKKA - Steam: evilumpire Twitter Art blog/Portfolio! HEY SATAN
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  • AshcroftAshcroft I'm all about dem Yens, 'bout dem Yens No creditRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I've been growing my beard for a few weeks now, it's getting long enough to get in the way when I do up my tie before work. I think I could store coins in it, little ones. But I want it bigger.

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  • ZonugalZonugal I still believe in heroes. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    We talking about facial hair?

    Who does that?

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  • WeaverWeaver From here, I can see seven seasRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    a few more days and I'm going to have to trim back the 'stache hairs so as they don't poke my upper lip so much

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    Steam: weavermatic
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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Zonugal wrote: »
    We talking about facial hair?

    Who does that?

    Men

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    my dad called me fidel castro today

    which was the second time in three days somebody has called me that

    currently what i'm working with
    Spoiler:

    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
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  • ZonugalZonugal I still believe in heroes. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    a few more days and I'm going to have to trim back the 'stache hairs so as they don't poke my upper lip so much

    Man I love when my mustache hair gets that long. Gets me some precious face gum, something to chew on when I'm bored.

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  • existexist Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh

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  • existexist Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    also you look like a cool ass motherfucker DL

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  • WeaverWeaver From here, I can see seven seasRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I like how DL always squints in his pics so as you can't tell he only has the one eye.

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    Steam: weavermatic
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  • WeaverWeaver From here, I can see seven seasRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    DL always reminds me of this guy [Agun Soric]

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    Spoiler:

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    Steam: weavermatic
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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    you honor me, weaver

    but i can tell you why i was squinting...and that's because i'd been drinking for 9 hours

    also thanks exist

    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    squintiness also increases with bigger smiles

    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
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    got me some sideburns


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    hootie hoo!


    edit: fuckin awful webcam photo. they're much thicker and more luxurious than they appear to be.

    www.facebook.com/itgetsworseska
    Spoiler:
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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i guess i could grow me some facial hair

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    fuck yeah, official movember app

    edit: oh. it may or may not be horribly broken

    edit edit: it's pretty damn swish, at least for progress pics and sharing donation links

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  • KochikensKochikens Lovely-Cuddle-Blanket-Stephen-Fry-Awesomer Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    before I go to sleep and while I am still a bit loopy
    i will say here
    that I have a huge boner for beards and scruffs, goodthread, bestthread.


    edit: oh my god I so did not want that to be totp

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  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread King of the Forest Camphor TreeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Day two and things are already shaping up pretty good:
    Spoiler:

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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Here is my nasty mustache on day 30 from last year:
    Spoiler:

    I don't think I am doing it this year.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Joe, my bro in law rocks that mustache all year round

    but hes a firefighter so its 10x as awesome

    i havent shaved since October 14th, dont plan on shaving until my birthday in march

    i am gonna look horrible

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Well as a fireman, he is aloud to rock any facial hair that he wants.

    I was very proud until one of my friends asked if I was selling blow jobs at the local truck stop.

    I was, but that had nothing to do with the mustache.

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Wombat!! wrote: »
    I'll do what I do every November: not shave for a week, then look in the mirror at 6 in the morning, get scared at the skreegly sight that is myself, and shave faster than I ever have in my life.

    yeah this is me

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Joe, my bro in law rocks that mustache all year round

    but hes a firefighter so its 10x as awesome

    i havent shaved since October 14th, dont plan on shaving until my birthday in march

    i am gonna look horrible

    i'm so proud of you

    also, to clarify, i am keeping my beard until january so that i don't lose my face at lambeau.

    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    youre going to lambeau?!?!?

    you lucky mofo

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
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  • risumonrisumon Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    This is the amazing xmas card I got done at work after day 40 or so of mustaches for kids.

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    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I've got shellfish dimes and sanddollarsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    that is fantastic.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I love it.

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