everything Joker says/does is hilarious
I'm also loving Traynor - looking forward to doing her romance with my other femshep
(I'm sure Tali is great too, but I'm not quite that far yet. :P )
kudos to you, sir
ALSO: Tuchanka spoilers
I hereby present you with the Joss Whedon Award for excellence in murdering beloved characters.
you monster
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gonna try to reconstruct where all my squaddies ended up
spoilers for the whole trilogy, especially ME3
garrus: best buddy forever, lived, likely starves to death on verdant jungle planet
wrex: killed by bailey because of me
ashley: never visited her in the hospital, she went to work with hackett
kaiden: exploded
tali: romanced, likely starves to death on verdant jungle planet
liara: acknowledged as little as possible, unfortunately lives
jacob: never seen in ME3, probably lived
miranda: killed by kai leng
thane: died in hospital with friend and son, prayer was for you, oh god I'm crying
grunt: lived, probably killed a lot of dudes
mordin: killed by me
samara: never saw her in ME3, hopefully didn't live
legion: killed by me
zaeed: left to die by me in his ME2 loyalty mission
kasumi: never saw her in ME3, don't wish her any specific harm
jack: captured by cerberus, brainwashed into phantom, killed by me
EDI: killed by kill all synthetics option, no big loss
vega: is on earth at the end, probably okay?
I want to do this (this is different from yours dich so you may not want to look at it) (end stuff obviously)
garrus: manages not to be an asshole for once, stranded on earth
wrex: leader of the newly restored krogan people, stranded on earth
ashley: treated her like shit, broke up with her, sent to hackett
kaiden: exploded
tali: romanced, IS TOTALLY FINE ON TECHNOEDEN
liara: is a friend after the events of shadow broker, was touched by her time capsue, stranded on earth
jacob: still boring, hooked up with boring lady
miranda: totally fine, no idea where she ended up though
thane: died in hospital with friend and son, prayer was for you, oh god I'm crying (yeah this)
grunt: died valiantly in the collector base
mordin: died like a bitch in the collector base
samara: saved one of her daughters, stopped her from blowing her head off
legion: died valiantly in the collector base, replaced by fake legion who turns out to be an asshole, killed him, ruined all geth forever
zaeed: helped me save the volus ambassador, hung out in a shipping container for the rest of the game
kasumi: helped me stop the big stupid jellyfish, is cool
jack: teaching at Grissom, probably stranded on earth now
EDI: is new queen of Technoeden
vega: may or may not be dead? hope you made it to Technoeden, bro
This is further proof that Dichotomy is sociopath and pretty damn awful. Blowing past all that side content like a chump.
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my first vet pack contained a pistol I didn't like and a bunch of misc stuff
wheres my aliens
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(PS: Who would I have to kill to get a writing job at BioWare? I have the fiberglass omniblade right here, give me the word, I'm on a plane in two hours.)
Let me get some addresses from BSN...
I just want to throw out there too that I immensely, immensely enjoyed this game. Everything from the character moments to taking back Earth and kicking the Reapers in the quads was aces. I'm pretty pleased with how my Shepard's story ended too. I wouldn't mind a post game DLC, but that's partly because I don't want to leave this great setting.
Oh, fun Easter Egg spoiler: (warning, Easter Egg may contain poison) (recommend avoiding unless you're past Priority: Thessia)
So, Joker after Thessia, having the ambient with Liara?
You learn that his sister Hilary is on Tiptree, and he's trying to find out if she got out.
Then you hear the PTSD Asari's story, about what happened on Tiptree, and how she, by implication, killed that farm-girl so that the banshee wouldn't find her by the noise of the farm girl crying?
The farm-girl who "wanted to be a pilot when she grew up" and who PTSD Asari slips up exactly once and calls Hilary.
Yep.
How do you feel now about authorizing a gun for her?
What the fuck. I've been staring at my screen for the last ten minutes trying to decide.
Priority:Rannoch
What the hell to do with Legion and making more smartgeth. It doesn't help that with subtitles on I get "Does this unit have a soul?" right in my face while I try to think. I've done everything I can in all the games to back Tali and the quarians because she is an OG spacebro from back in the days when it was just her, Garrus, and me making things happen. But Legion is a) pretty much right to ask whether they deserve death for defending themselves when fired on and b) a fantastic example of how this could all go so so well. At least with the Genophage I knew the salarian lady was a complete bitch about it.
Thanks Taky, Bioware, Obama, for making me have to go get a drink and really think about my virtual actions.
Oh, fun Easter Egg spoiler: (warning, Easter Egg may contain poison) (recommend avoiding unless you're past Priority: Thessia)
So, Joker after Thessia, having the ambient with Liara?
You learn that his sister Hilary is on Tiptree, and he's trying to find out if she got out.
Then you hear the PTSD Asari's story, about what happened on Tiptree, and how she, by implication, killed that farm-girl so that the banshee wouldn't find her by the noise of the farm girl crying?
The farm-girl who "wanted to be a pilot when she grew up" and who PTSD Asari slips up exactly once and calls Hilary.
Yep.
How do you feel now about authorizing a gun for her?
Oh, fun Easter Egg spoiler: (warning, Easter Egg may contain poison) (recommend avoiding unless you're past Priority: Thessia)
So, Joker after Thessia, having the ambient with Liara?
You learn that his sister Hilary is on Tiptree, and he's trying to find out if she got out.
Then you hear the PTSD Asari's story, about what happened on Tiptree, and how she, by implication, killed that farm-girl so that the banshee wouldn't find her by the noise of the farm girl crying?
The farm-girl who "wanted to be a pilot when she grew up" and who PTSD Asari slips up exactly once and calls Hilary.
Yep.
How do you feel now about authorizing a gun for her?
Oh, fun Easter Egg spoiler: (warning, Easter Egg may contain poison) (recommend avoiding unless you're past Priority: Thessia)
So, Joker after Thessia, having the ambient with Liara?
You learn that his sister Hilary is on Tiptree, and he's trying to find out if she got out.
Then you hear the PTSD Asari's story, about what happened on Tiptree, and how she, by implication, killed that farm-girl so that the banshee wouldn't find her by the noise of the farm girl crying?
The farm-girl who "wanted to be a pilot when she grew up" and who PTSD Asari slips up exactly once and calls Hilary.
Yep.
How do you feel now about authorizing a gun for her?
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Thanks for the response. I instantly did the opposite.
I'm also loving Traynor - looking forward to doing her romance with my other femshep
(I'm sure Tali is great too, but I'm not quite that far yet. :P )
kudos to you, sir
This is further proof that Dichotomy is sociopath and pretty damn awful. Blowing past all that side content like a chump.
wheres my aliens
instead i got asari vanguard. and some SMG...
I do more damage with any pistol I bring
Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
The guy calling in orders in MP has the same voice actor as Varic from DA2.
This pleases me.
I just want to throw out there too that I immensely, immensely enjoyed this game. Everything from the character moments to taking back Earth and kicking the Reapers in the quads was aces. I'm pretty pleased with how my Shepard's story ended too. I wouldn't mind a post game DLC, but that's partly because I don't want to leave this great setting.
I want any Asari
also, where do I get the other N7 weapons?
Though a Salarian Engineer would be nice to have.
this saddens me
But nope
Lance Henriksen though! That's almost as good
I could see this
jake juice
john jacob jingleheimer schmidt
I haven't even found the Saber in the main game yet.
I should probably get on that.
Oh, fun Easter Egg spoiler: (warning, Easter Egg may contain poison) (recommend avoiding unless you're past Priority: Thessia)
Yeah, despite any of my complaints, I still love the series, and 3 might be my favorite.
Edit: fuck mobile posting. How long was that half sentence sitting there. Ugh
BAD
Priority:Rannoch
Thanks Taky, Bioware, Obama, for making me have to go get a drink and really think about my virtual actions.
soo glad I didn't do that last part
Best part was the level designer:
Me: Authorization for her to get a gun.
Her: But she's traumatized. She will totally kill herself.
Me: Well... yes.
Her: That is horrible.
Me: You know, the girl she killed turns out to have been Joker's sister?
Her: What?
Me: Yep.
Her: Oh, well, fuck that. I'll have the terminal thing in by noon.
always feels so tacked on
but whatever I ain't gonna let 5 minutes of game ruin the rest of it
and hey, at least joker and EDI live happily ever after
Starter pack - Turian sentinel
2 recruit packs, male human sentinel and female human sentinel
Renshep does not give a shit about your angst!
so very brutal
You are now a Golden God.