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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Being ethical is great. SKFM, you should give it a shot!!

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Good morning, my games journalists

    Yesterday was ethics day! Today is about punches. And why the new batman movies sucked. And why Robin Hood belonged in jail.

    oh and that's not how jails worked then

    he'd be hanged

    well before he started robbing, mind. Poaching.

    King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Being ethical is great. SKFM, you should give it a shot!!

    did they teach you about ethics at accountant school?

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Good morning, my games journalists

    Yesterday was ethics day! Today is about punches. And why the new batman movies sucked. And why Robin Hood belonged in jail.

    oh and that's not how jails worked then

    he'd be hanged

    well before he started robbing, mind. Poaching.

    King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!

    excuse me, is there a doctor in the building? This gentleman is having a stroke.

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Good morning, my games journalists

    Yesterday was ethics day! Today is about punches. And why the new batman movies sucked. And why Robin Hood belonged in jail.

    oh and that's not how jails worked then

    he'd be hanged

    well before he started robbing, mind. Poaching.

    Which is basically no punishment at all. Someone is always going to shoot the rope with an arrow.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    It's my exes birthday, we left it on amicable terms, but I'm pretty sure id be happier never being reminded of her again in my life

    Do I say happy birthday?

    That doesn't sound particularly amicable. In what context are you saying it? On fb or something? Why bother?
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    amicable does not mean the memory of what was isn't painful

    Basically that. I ended it but I don't think being reminded of her is particularly helpful. Mainly I just can't decide if I should be a normal human who is on friendly terms with someone and say happy birthday or just ignore it because I don't really want any further contact

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    woke up early today and caught up on last night's TV. The Flash and Agents of SHIELD were both pretty terrific, particularly the latter

    this has been a good season for my stories. I haven't watched TV this assiduously in a while.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    HerrCron wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Good morning, my games journalists

    Oh hey!
    I was busy being unethical.

    How have you been?

    I am well

    Spent the hours at the gym last

    Struggles to walk up the stairs into work today

    how u?

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Geth, recycle the thread on page 100

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative Jacobkosh. Thread will be recycled after 100 pages.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Irond Will wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Being ethical is great. SKFM, you should give it a shot!!

    did they teach you about ethics at accountant school?

    I imagine they are whispered about in the young accountant boarding school dormitories. "I heard Philpot got caught by the Ethical Investigator" and all the other kids shiver and cross themselves. Confused pictures of what the students think an 'Ethic' is, the consensus being a cross between the Child Catcher and Sauron.

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Being ethical is great. SKFM, you should give it a shot!!

    did they teach you about ethics at accountant school?

    I imagine they are whispered about in the young accountant boarding school dormitories. "I heard Philpot got caught by the Ethical Investigator" and all the other kids shiver and cross themselves. Confused pictures of what the students think an 'Ethic' is, the consensus being a cross between the Child Catcher and Sauron.

    Every time they're let outside, they need to be checked upon return for ethics nestling in warm bodily crevices, drinking their blood.

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Being ethical is great. SKFM, you should give it a shot!!

    did they teach you about ethics at accountant school?

    I imagine they are whispered about in the young accountant boarding school dormitories. "I heard Philpot got caught by the Ethical Investigator" and all the other kids shiver and cross themselves. Confused pictures of what the students think an 'Ethic' is, the consensus being a cross between the Child Catcher and Sauron.
    They make us take ethics exams and continuing ethics classes

    Unlike frog rammers who get their ethics lessons from Ron Paul and a talking dog

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    YoshisummonsYoshisummons You have to let the dead vote, otherwise you'd just kill people you disagree with!Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Being ethical is great. SKFM, you should give it a shot!!

    did they teach you about ethics at accountant school?

    I imagine they are whispered about in the young accountant boarding school dormitories. "I heard Philpot got caught by the Ethical Investigator" and all the other kids shiver and cross themselves. Confused pictures of what the students think an 'Ethic' is, the consensus being a cross between the Child Catcher and Sauron.
    Thanks for making me laugh out loud in a crowded library.

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    kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    pissed at bank today

    they were supposed to send me a fresh debit card after I hit up a branch

    they haven't yet

    it's been like two weeks

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    a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    It's my exes birthday, we left it on amicable terms, but I'm pretty sure id be happier never being reminded of her again in my life

    Do I say happy birthday?

    That doesn't sound particularly amicable. In what context are you saying it? On fb or something? Why bother?
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    amicable does not mean the memory of what was isn't painful

    Basically that. I ended it but I don't think being reminded of her is particularly helpful. Mainly I just can't decide if I should be a normal human who is on friendly terms with someone and say happy birthday or just ignore it because I don't really want any further contact

    If you don't want any contact, then don't make any. Seems pretty obvious to me.

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    kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    is "ethic cleansing" the punishment you receive for violating laws or the process you go through getting a business education

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Being ethical is great. SKFM, you should give it a shot!!

    did they teach you about ethics at accountant school?

    I imagine they are whispered about in the young accountant boarding school dormitories. "I heard Philpot got caught by the Ethical Investigator" and all the other kids shiver and cross themselves. Confused pictures of what the students think an 'Ethic' is, the consensus being a cross between the Child Catcher and Sauron.
    They make us take ethics exams and continuing ethics classes

    Unlike frog rammers who get their ethics lessons from Ron Paul and a talking dog

    Dogs are a fine authority on ethics.
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    I knew the image was somewhat large, so I put it in spoiler tags.

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Being ethical is great. SKFM, you should give it a shot!!

    did they teach you about ethics at accountant school?

    I imagine they are whispered about in the young accountant boarding school dormitories. "I heard Philpot got caught by the Ethical Investigator" and all the other kids shiver and cross themselves. Confused pictures of what the students think an 'Ethic' is, the consensus being a cross between the Child Catcher and Sauron.
    They make us take ethics exams and continuing ethics classes

    Unlike frog rammers who get their ethics lessons from Ron Paul and a talking dog

    Dogs are a fine authority on ethics.
    I knew the image was somewhat large, so I put it in spoiler tags.

    I love that comic so much.

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Just started Agents of Shield from last night.

    The start was fucking crazy.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Oh btw @surrealitycheck‌

    I work mornings 4 days a week

    And every morning (like, 9am) this guy comes in and orders the biggest burger we offer, and customizes until he has crafted this masterpiece

    And then he sits at the window bar and eats it and watches the world go by

    And I think of you everytime

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    the best batman is the cartoon batman

    sorry spacekungfujerk

    As long as we're talking about Timmverse Batman, I'm on board.

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    the best batman is the cartoon batman

    sorry spacekungfujerk

    As long as we're talking about Timmverse Batman, I'm on board.

    See, the dispassionate logical mind of Geth agrees, so I think we're done here.

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Good morning, my games journalists

    Oh hey!
    I was busy being unethical.

    How have you been?

    I am well

    Spent the hours at the gym last

    Struggles to walk up the stairs into work today

    how u?

    My hamstring is continuing to act the prick, but by way of compensation I am gorging myself on chocolates that were sent to the Office.

    French chocolates!

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    aaaaaaaand Dragon age Inquisition's patch just boned my 60 hour saved game.

    what

    'splain

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Robot Santa's on the case, Atomika!

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2014
    _J_ wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Being ethical is great. SKFM, you should give it a shot!!

    did they teach you about ethics at accountant school?

    I imagine they are whispered about in the young accountant boarding school dormitories. "I heard Philpot got caught by the Ethical Investigator" and all the other kids shiver and cross themselves. Confused pictures of what the students think an 'Ethic' is, the consensus being a cross between the Child Catcher and Sauron.
    They make us take ethics exams and continuing ethics classes

    Unlike frog rammers who get their ethics lessons from Ron Paul and a talking dog

    Dogs are a fine authority on ethics.
    2014-08-19-336.png

    I knew the image was somewhat large, so I put it in spoiler tags.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuArtdWhFT0

    Irond Will on
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    woke up early today and caught up on last night's TV. The Flash and Agents of SHIELD were both pretty terrific, particularly the latter

    this has been a good season for my stories. I haven't watched TV this assiduously in a while.

    Oh hey grandma I didnt know you were on PA

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Being ethical is great. SKFM, you should give it a shot!!

    did they teach you about ethics at accountant school?

    I imagine they are whispered about in the young accountant boarding school dormitories. "I heard Philpot got caught by the Ethical Investigator" and all the other kids shiver and cross themselves. Confused pictures of what the students think an 'Ethic' is, the consensus being a cross between the Child Catcher and Sauron.
    They make us take ethics exams and continuing ethics classes

    Unlike frog rammers who get their ethics lessons from Ron Paul and a talking dog

    Wqdwp8l.png
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    Trace wrote: »
    aaaaaaaand Dragon age Inquisition's patch just boned my 60 hour saved game.

    luckily you were only about 1/3 into the game

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    i wish i was one of those people who genuinely believed they know like, what the government was hiding, man

    the phrase "we know the truth" is appearing on my newsfeed so much today it is unreal

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    i wish i was one of those people who genuinely believed they know like, what the government was hiding, man

    the phrase "we know the truth" is appearing on my newsfeed so much today it is unreal

    Obviously the secret has been leaked on how the get the caramel into the caramilk bars.

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Irond Will wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Being ethical is great. SKFM, you should give it a shot!!

    did they teach you about ethics at accountant school?

    I imagine they are whispered about in the young accountant boarding school dormitories. "I heard Philpot got caught by the Ethical Investigator" and all the other kids shiver and cross themselves. Confused pictures of what the students think an 'Ethic' is, the consensus being a cross between the Child Catcher and Sauron.
    They make us take ethics exams and continuing ethics classes

    Unlike frog rammers who get their ethics lessons from Ron Paul and a talking dog


    dat zither music

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    cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    aaaaaaaand Dragon age Inquisition's patch just boned my 60 hour saved game.

    luckily you were only about 1/3 into the game

    Last night I hit max level and still have another large side quest area I haven't unlocked yet.

    I'm probably not even gonna bother now. This kinda confirms for me that they truly didn't mean for you to clear every zone in one go.

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    The max level is 27, did you really hit that?

    Enemies stop scaling after 20 except for bosses, who can go up to 24 in some areas.

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Although I have one more 4am code release and a team event to attend, I am officially on my Christmas holidays!

    I started it off with Currywurst, Dutch Mini Pancakes and a Ferrero Roche Cupcake

    What now, [chat]? What now?

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    YoshisummonsYoshisummons You have to let the dead vote, otherwise you'd just kill people you disagree with!Registered User regular
    27 feels like a weird number to cap leveling at.

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Although I have one more 4am code release and a team event to attend, I am officially on my Christmas holidays!

    I started it off with Currywurst, Dutch Mini Pancakes and a Ferrero Roche Cupcake

    What now, [chat]? What now?

    You are missing a good opportunity to use the actual word "Poffertjes."

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
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