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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hey Than -- what do you think of this board?

    The Green Eyed Monster on
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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    celery77 wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    So one of my co-workers told me she dreamed about getting a backrub from me last night.

    Kinda weird thing to tell a co-worker.
    Hit it.
    I'm sorry, Than, but I'm not an abuser like you.

    That could be misconstrued as sexual harassment.

    Malkor on
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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    celery77 wrote: »
    Hey Than -- what do you think of this board?

    Queerest looking game of Monopoly I've ever seen.

    Sami on
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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I thought the male equivalent to the g-spot or whatever was in the pooper though?

    Yeah, you can massage the prostate and essentially force an orgasm. But for most people its incredibly uncomfortable.
    Cite? Cause pretty much every sex book I've read says different.
    Yeah, orgasm are pretty much the polar opposite of uncomfortable.

    Hacksaw on
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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    visiblehowl wrote: »
    IreneDAdler wrote: »
    Don't lie, VH, you know your ass is all stretched out because you a manho, slut.

    Man, I'm only a BJ man. My ass is still virgin, baby.

    (Fingering doesn't count, right? Or dildos?)

    I was gonna respond with a picture of a monster dildo but I decided that would probably be way too NSFW to be a good idea.

    IreneDAdler on
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    What the Hell Steam? You said two hours two hours ago when I left to go read. Now you're barely half way done. Why do you lie to me?

    Quid on
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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    celery77 wrote: »
    Hey Than -- what do you think of this board?
    I think black opened up his queen's side a bit too much, and is going to have a doubled pawn shortly if he's not careful.

    It's not unwinnable, but black is certainly at a bit of a disadvantage.

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I thought the male equivalent to the g-spot or whatever was in the pooper though?

    Yeah, you can massage the prostate and essentially force an orgasm. But for most people its incredibly uncomfortable.
    Cite? Cause pretty much every sex book I've read says different.
    Yeah, orgasm are pretty much the polar opposite of uncomfortable.

    Getting to the prostate might be uncomfortable. Asking or being asked could also be uncomfortable.

    Malkor on
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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I thought the male equivalent to the g-spot or whatever was in the pooper though?

    Yeah, you can massage the prostate and essentially force an orgasm. But for most people its incredibly uncomfortable.
    Cite? Cause pretty much every sex book I've read says different.
    Yeah, orgasm are pretty much the polar opposite of uncomfortable.

    I... I don't think it's possible to force someone to have an orgasm. Though to be fair I don't have a prostate.

    IreneDAdler on
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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Hey Than -- what do you think of this board?
    I think black opened up his queen's side a bit too much, and is going to have a doubled pawn shortly if he's not careful.

    It's not unwinnable, but black is certainly at a bit of a disadvantage.
    Yeah.

    I'm white, there, and I know I have the advantage, I'm just worried I'm going to fuck it up pressing it.

    The Green Eyed Monster on
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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh other chess people are welcome to comment on the board, too, obviously. I just saw Than and knew he'd understand it.

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    radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Malkor wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I thought the male equivalent to the g-spot or whatever was in the pooper though?

    Yeah, you can massage the prostate and essentially force an orgasm. But for most people its incredibly uncomfortable.
    Cite? Cause pretty much every sex book I've read says different.
    Yeah, orgasm are pretty much the polar opposite of uncomfortable.

    Getting to the prostate might be uncomfortable. Asking or being asked could also be uncomfortable.

    You avoid the uncomfortable by not asking. It's the rule.

    radroadkill on
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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Nerds

    Medopine on
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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Malkor wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I thought the male equivalent to the g-spot or whatever was in the pooper though?

    Yeah, you can massage the prostate and essentially force an orgasm. But for most people its incredibly uncomfortable.
    Cite? Cause pretty much every sex book I've read says different.
    Yeah, orgasm are pretty much the polar opposite of uncomfortable.

    Getting to the prostate might be uncomfortable. Asking or being asked could also be uncomfortable.
    But the orgasm itself will likely be quite enjoyable.

    Hacksaw on
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    IreneDAdler wrote: »
    I... I don't think it's possible to force someone to have an orgasm. Though to be fair I don't have a prostate.
    That's more or less how it works. It's also how farmers also get sperm from horses for breeding stock.

    Now who's behind on their biology?

    Quid on
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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Nerds
    Finished checking our America's Next Top Model blogs for today, have we, Medo?

    Thanatos on
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I have been punching this nord since my hand-to-hand skill was 8. It is now 23.

    This is a tough nord.

    TL DR on
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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    Nerds
    Finished checking our America's Next Top Model blogs for today, have we, Medo?

    No I was too busy studying books and playing Mario Kart



    ...Shit



    (I also got my car serviced and bought new tires which is kind of manly)

    Medopine on
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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    IreneDAdler wrote: »
    I... I don't think it's possible to force someone to have an orgasm. Though to be fair I don't have a prostate.
    That's more or less how it works. It's also how farmers also get sperm from horses for breeding stock.

    Now who's behind on their biology?
    The farmers?

    No, sorry, they're behind their horses. My bad.

    Richy on
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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    IreneDAdler wrote: »
    I... I don't think it's possible to force someone to have an orgasm. Though to be fair I don't have a prostate.
    That's more or less how it works. It's also how farmers also get sperm from horses for breeding stock.

    Now who's behind on their biology?

    I am. After you tell me how adenovirus is able to upregulate autophagy while suppressing apoptosis via a TOR-independent mechanism. And tell me which term in that sentence is being used improperly.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I thought the male equivalent to the g-spot or whatever was in the pooper though?

    Yeah, you can massage the prostate and essentially force an orgasm. But for most people its incredibly uncomfortable.
    Cite? Cause pretty much every sex book I've read says different.

    He's just doing it wrong.
    Irene wrote:
    Big sciency words

    Easy. God put it there to test our faith.

    TL DR on
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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Hurt and Burn wrote: »
    I have been punching this nord since my hand-to-hand skill was 8. It is now 23.

    This is a tough nord.
    I have no idea what you're talking about but I love it.

    Oboro on
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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    Nerds
    Finished checking our America's Next Top Model blogs for today, have we, Medo?
    oh

    logo-znap.gif

    The Green Eyed Monster on
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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    radroadkill wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I thought the male equivalent to the g-spot or whatever was in the pooper though?

    Yeah, you can massage the prostate and essentially force an orgasm. But for most people its incredibly uncomfortable.
    Cite? Cause pretty much every sex book I've read says different.
    Yeah, orgasm are pretty much the polar opposite of uncomfortable.

    Getting to the prostate might be uncomfortable. Asking or being asked could also be uncomfortable.

    You avoid the uncomfortable by not asking. It's the rule.

    Last time I stuck my finger up my boyfriend's butt, I totally didn't ask him. I didn't have to, though, I knew he was liking it.

    IreneDAdler on
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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    Nerds
    Finished checking our America's Next Top Model blogs for today, have we, Medo?
    No I was too busy studying books and playing Mario Kart



    ...Shit



    (I also got my car serviced and bought new tires which is kind of manly)
    When do you hit your bar exam, anyway?

    Thanatos on
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Hurt and Burn wrote: »
    I have been punching this nord since my hand-to-hand skill was 8. It is now 23.

    This is a tough nord.
    I have no idea what you're talking about but I love it.

    Hroldar the Strange is resilient. He claims that our encroachment onto the island and construction of our ebony mine will have disastrous consequences, but p-shaw. Nothing must stand in the way of business.

    TL DR on
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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    See what I did there?

    Did you guys all see?

    The Green Eyed Monster on
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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Goodnight, chat

    Regina Fong on
    What could he have been thinking of when he shot his best friend? What in God's name can he be thinking of now?
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    radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    IreneDAdler wrote: »
    radroadkill wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I thought the male equivalent to the g-spot or whatever was in the pooper though?

    Yeah, you can massage the prostate and essentially force an orgasm. But for most people its incredibly uncomfortable.
    Cite? Cause pretty much every sex book I've read says different.
    Yeah, orgasm are pretty much the polar opposite of uncomfortable.

    Getting to the prostate might be uncomfortable. Asking or being asked could also be uncomfortable.

    You avoid the uncomfortable by not asking. It's the rule.

    Last time I stuck my finger up my boyfriend's butt, I totally didn't ask him. I didn't have to, though, I knew he was liking it.

    This. this is why it's the rule. The Rule, even.

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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Yeah don't hurt yourself high fiving eachother, dudes

    Bar is July 29-30

    Medopine on
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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Goodnight jeep.

    Oboro on
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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Yeah don't hurt yourself high fiving eachother, dudes

    Bar is July 29-30
    You're just jealous that your boobs get in the way, so you can't jump up and smash chests with celery and I.

    Thanatos on
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    IreneDAdler wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    IreneDAdler wrote: »
    I... I don't think it's possible to force someone to have an orgasm. Though to be fair I don't have a prostate.
    That's more or less how it works. It's also how farmers also get sperm from horses for breeding stock.

    Now who's behind on their biology?

    I am. After you tell me how adenovirus is able to upregulate autophagy while suppressing apoptosis via a TOR-independent mechanism. And tell me which term in that sentence is being used improperly.
    Why should I when you clearly failed your ass science lab?

    Quid on
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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Dude I seriously kinda hurt my shoulder playing ping pong this weekend, how sad is that?

    The Green Eyed Monster on
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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    radroadkill wrote: »
    This. this is why it's the rule. The Rule, even.

    Yep. Though maybe only for girls. Because I think girls might be more perceptive on average than guys.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    IreneDAdler wrote: »
    radroadkill wrote: »
    This. this is why it's the rule. The Rule, even.

    Yep. Though maybe only for girls. Because I think girls might be more perceptive on average than guys.
    'xism

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I think Xander Crews is my hero.

    Quid on
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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Puppets are so cute!

    [vidurl]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQXiew-DQH4[/vidurl]

    You know what I'm not even going to fix it, fuck this stupid youtube thing

    Medopine on
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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    IreneDAdler wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    IreneDAdler wrote: »
    I... I don't think it's possible to force someone to have an orgasm. Though to be fair I don't have a prostate.
    That's more or less how it works. It's also how farmers also get sperm from horses for breeding stock.

    Now who's behind on their biology?

    I am. After you tell me how adenovirus is able to upregulate autophagy while suppressing apoptosis via a TOR-independent mechanism. And tell me which term in that sentence is being used improperly.
    Why should I when you clearly failed your ass science lab?

    1) Because you have to demonstrate that your knowledge is strictly greater than mine.

    2) It's not my fault my partner was sick that day :(

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    I think Xander Crews is my hero.

    boosh!

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