Have any (non-porn) games featured jiggle physics for men? I don't know of any, but I haven't really been paying attention...
What if, in a God of War cutscene for instance, the camera zooms in momentarily on Kratos' package, and his junk noticeably jiggles? Would it affect your enjoyment of the game at all?
I don't know anyone of either gender who would find that sexy.
1-1 ratios rarely exist in this argument. The fact that men find something sexy in women doesn't generally mean that women will find the same thing sexy in men.
Sorry, I wasn't trying to say that women find jiggling dongs sexy.
It was more that, as a guy, I tend to be okay with somewhat exaggerated portrayals of female anatomy. This makes it a tad difficult to understand (on a personal level) the disgust that some women feel for some video games. My example was just to illustrate that exaggerated portrayal or male anatomy (even though it's possible no one would find it sexy) might illicit a similar response in men.
But then it doesn't even matter because both characters were amazingly well written and they were both really cool and and and Nuzak you're dumb for hating this game.
elika was an excuse for a double jump before she was a character
the less said about the chained-to-a-leash gameplay the better
And now posters are acting like exactly the creepy fucks this thread denounces.
There's a difference between being able to honestly admit, "XYZ character is really pretty and maybe turns me on a little," and "I furiously masturbate to this character and cover my basement coven with her posters."
And now posters are acting like exactly the creepy fucks this thread denounces.
There's a difference between being able to honestly admit, "XYZ character is really pretty and maybe turns me on a little," and "I furiously masturbate to this character and cover my basement coven with her posters."
There is a whole spectrum is all.
It's never worded that nicely so it always comes off more as "I furiously masturbate to this character and cover my basement coven with her posters."
And now posters are acting like exactly the creepy fucks this thread denounces.
There's a difference between being able to honestly admit, "XYZ character is really pretty and maybe turns me on a little," and "I furiously masturbate to this character and cover my basement coven with her posters."
There is a whole spectrum is all.
It's never worded that nicely so it always comes off more as "I furiously masturbate to this character and cover my basement coven with her posters."
Pancake to which videogame character do you furiously masturbate.
And now posters are acting like exactly the creepy fucks this thread denounces.
There's a difference between being able to honestly admit, "XYZ character is really pretty and maybe turns me on a little," and "I furiously masturbate to this character and cover my basement coven with her posters."
There is a whole spectrum is all.
It's never worded that nicely so it always comes off more as "I furiously masturbate to this character and cover my basement coven with her posters."
Pancake to which videogame character do you furiously masturbate.
And now posters are acting like exactly the creepy fucks this thread denounces.
There's a difference between being able to honestly admit, "XYZ character is really pretty and maybe turns me on a little," and "I furiously masturbate to this character and cover my basement coven with her posters."
There is a whole spectrum is all.
It's never worded that nicely so it always comes off more as "I furiously masturbate to this character and cover my basement coven with her posters."
Pancake to which videogame character do you furiously masturbate.
And now posters are acting like exactly the creepy fucks this thread denounces.
There's a difference between being able to honestly admit, "XYZ character is really pretty and maybe turns me on a little," and "I furiously masturbate to this character and cover my basement coven with her posters."
There is a whole spectrum is all.
It's never worded that nicely so it always comes off more as "I furiously masturbate to this character and cover my basement coven with her posters."
Pancake to which videogame character do you furiously masturbate.
Tell us all.
The woman that gives the tutorial messages in Empire: Total War.
Would cover my walls with Lara Croft, Chun-Li and Rikku posters if I could find that many.
And we're not judging you. I think.
Nah, just joking.
...
Well, I do have a Tomb Raider Legend poster up but it came free with the game! I didn't go looking for it!
Hey. HEY!
Not judging here.
Looking at my room, my walls are I guess 'unusually' bare--I've never been a poster kind of person, unlike my dad--but I do have a nice Advent Children "wall scrolls" (Tifa on the Stain-Class Window at during the church fight) and one from Final Fantasy X-2 (Lenne and Yuna, back to back). I got the later as a gift from a friend who moved.
I honestly think they look nice, and I've had them for so long, I often don't notice them. I also have a plant in my living room that is dying from the same lack of attention.
And now posters are acting like exactly the creepy fucks this thread denounces.
There's a difference between being able to honestly admit, "XYZ character is really pretty and maybe turns me on a little," and "I furiously masturbate to this character and cover my basement coven with her posters."
There is a whole spectrum is all.
It's never worded that nicely so it always comes off more as "I furiously masturbate to this character and cover my basement coven with her posters."
Pancake to which videogame character do you furiously masturbate.
Tell us all.
The woman that gives the tutorial messages in Empire: Total War.
I was half expecting you to say Farseer Taldeer from DoW1
And now posters are acting like exactly the creepy fucks this thread denounces.
There's a difference between being able to honestly admit, "XYZ character is really pretty and maybe turns me on a little," and "I furiously masturbate to this character and cover my basement coven with her posters."
There is a whole spectrum is all.
It's never worded that nicely so it always comes off more as "I furiously masturbate to this character and cover my basement coven with her posters."
Pancake to which videogame character do you furiously masturbate.
Tell us all.
The woman that gives the tutorial messages in Empire: Total War.
I was half expecting you to say Farseer Taldeer from DoW1
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It was more that, as a guy, I tend to be okay with somewhat exaggerated portrayals of female anatomy. This makes it a tad difficult to understand (on a personal level) the disgust that some women feel for some video games. My example was just to illustrate that exaggerated portrayal or male anatomy (even though it's possible no one would find it sexy) might illicit a similar response in men.
Among a million different examples. You know what the best thing about the HL series is? People are normal size.
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elika was an excuse for a double jump before she was a character
the less said about the chained-to-a-leash gameplay the better
Soul Calibur also features jiggling for the beefier characters like Astaroth.
There's also that Fight Club game, and no I will not be seeking out a youtube clip. Fuck that.
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Unless it's a man's giant jiggling penis, I guess.
Really, one of the thing's they're able to get a bit right
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBRO6oApsnM
For now, yes.
But there may be a point in time when realistically bouncing breasts are possible to do.
Clearly you are a soulless servant of the matriarchal complex.
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There's a difference between being able to honestly admit, "XYZ character is really pretty and maybe turns me on a little," and "I furiously masturbate to this character and cover my basement coven with her posters."
There is a whole spectrum is all.
It's never worded that nicely so it always comes off more as "I furiously masturbate to this character and cover my basement coven with her posters."
This line made me laugh pretty hard, because it made it seem like this subject was serious business.
Real women's breasts do bounce, so yeah, I'd imagine that to be realistically taken into account as well.
Pancake to which videogame character do you furiously masturbate.
Tell us all.
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We already know the answer is Ashley Williams.
And we're not judging you. I think.
somber suit-clad men sitting in a dark room with steepled fingers
scientists hanging around a vibrating jello mold furiously writing on clipboards
Amirite
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Nah, just joking.
...
Well, I do have a Tomb Raider Legend poster up but it came free with the game! I didn't go looking for it!
The woman that gives the tutorial messages in Empire: Total War.
Hey. HEY!
Not judging here.
Looking at my room, my walls are I guess 'unusually' bare--I've never been a poster kind of person, unlike my dad--but I do have a nice Advent Children "wall scrolls" (Tifa on the Stain-Class Window at during the church fight) and one from Final Fantasy X-2 (Lenne and Yuna, back to back). I got the later as a gift from a friend who moved.
I honestly think they look nice, and I've had them for so long, I often don't notice them. I also have a plant in my living room that is dying from the same lack of attention.
Does Lady Gaga count as a video game character? :P
EDIT: Also, Synthesis, it's stained-glass, not stain-class.
Highfive old boy.
I was half expecting you to say Farseer Taldeer from DoW1
That is you right
You and Goomba who are all up on her Eldar nuts.
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Who?
(Evidently not)
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Wow, this is adorable:
she looks so happy
It certainly wasn't creepy enough already
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No way in hell I'm reading all that.
Because I delight in bringing suffering to the internet.
Plus Idranel's reaction comic is priceless.