I don't get that. Wouldn't less studying make it more faithful?
I dunno man
I uhh found their website.
WTF man
We are training and equipping a generation to bring the love and power of Jesus into the darkest places of planet Earth and establish Holy Spirit fortifications there.
man that's gotta b one of those jobs where you see the most annoying and worst sides of people
The only consolation is that if a customer gets too ornery she can have the pilot divert and land at the nearest airport and have the passenger escorted off the plane by security, no questions asked
The threat of that usually shuts up the especially obnoxious ones.
When we were told our restaurant was going to be closing in two weeks we ran rampant.
Who wants Don Julio tequila for 3 bucks? Absolutely sir. Ultimate vodka in your white russian? Why not. Shot of Johnny Blue on the house? Go for it.
The best part was the last two days. We were told we could not take the liquor home because it "had to stay for the next restaurant" or somesuch. Whelp, went out and got some wood and gorilla glue, mixed that together and glued every last liquor bottle to the bar, the glass shelves, and the well. Plugged the beer taps for good measure.
Also took the liberty of taking all the pictures off the walls (of which there was about 50 or so) and hung them upside down. Except the pictures didn't have hooks. They were nailed to the wall.
Bunch of other little pranks. All the clocks in the place including the kitchen timers found their way into the freezer. Everything that wasn't nailed down disappeared.
Best thing was finally being able to say "no we can't split that check 10 ways". Doesn't sound like much, but oh god it was beautiful.
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why are you driven to suck the fun out of everything?
being a complete jerk to people that don't deserve it is not fun
if you think it is, you need your dick taken from you
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That passenger is a complete fuck
Just ignoring safety makes you a bit of a dick
refusing after being caught out on it makes you an obnoxious, entitled dick
hitting someone in the face with your luggage and not apologizing makes you a worldclass asshole
then swearing at them when they ask for an apology just means you should be fucking shot. Your everyday crack dealer probably has more tact than that.
I really really hope those charges are dropped. Or at least only amount to some community service. It's like those punishments that provide a superb end-cap to a victory.
You wrecked some dickheads shit at school and have to pick up papers for a few lunchtimes, even when his friends make fun of you you just smile and feel that glorious warm glow of success.
edit: also fucking with that restaurant for zero reason was pointless and unless there was a serious precedent, just makes you a cunt
No, the restaurant deserved it. Spent 8 years scouting Boston and they chose one of the worst locations to open a proven concept restaurant which despite this, was slowly improving month by month. But instead the CEO, CFO, and President flew out to our place on the OUR dime to tell us we were closing before jetting back off to their mansions in California. Best part was how they were laughing about it as they told us, but also let us know they were originally planning on not even giving us notice and just closing the day they arrived, but decided to give us the "courtesy" of two weeks notice. Ironically, the CEO got fired (whose bitch daughter used to come in all the time and try to order drinks on her fake ID and then bitched until we called daddy to set her straight) got fired for allowing 3 restaurants including ours to close on his watch.
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It this involves swords and fire I am so there.
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I dunno how JetBlue is but at Continental the job actually pays pretty well once you rack up some seniority
My mom makes about $50 an hour and has almost total control over how many hours she works
Pretty nice. Probably lots of cool perks like free flights and benefits and all that jazz.
Don't most (all?) flights have marshals or something now? Wouldn't that prevent altercations like this from even taking place? In all the flights I've taken I just can't imagine anyone getting so worked up that something like this would happen.
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I thought it was the futurama quotes thread
edit: how are you doing tonight raneados?
She is 'studying' faith healing in California.
I don't get that. Wouldn't less studying make it more faithful?
I dunno man
I uhh found their website.
WTF man
because that is not an exit
because the cops will just catch you
I said it then and I'll say it now, that dude fucking rules
grabbing two beers as he went
what a king
doing okay
sleepy
making a lot of typos lately
this guy is basically her hero now
http://www.audioentropy.com/
I am sleepy as well
being a manager is butts when upper management wants things done but also wants you out by midnight but also cuts hours
The only consolation is that if a customer gets too ornery she can have the pilot divert and land at the nearest airport and have the passenger escorted off the plane by security, no questions asked
The threat of that usually shuts up the especially obnoxious ones.
http://www.audioentropy.com/
and loudly
And how hard is it to get a better job... when you have 28 years?
Who wants Don Julio tequila for 3 bucks? Absolutely sir. Ultimate vodka in your white russian? Why not. Shot of Johnny Blue on the house? Go for it.
The best part was the last two days. We were told we could not take the liquor home because it "had to stay for the next restaurant" or somesuch. Whelp, went out and got some wood and gorilla glue, mixed that together and glued every last liquor bottle to the bar, the glass shelves, and the well. Plugged the beer taps for good measure.
Also took the liberty of taking all the pictures off the walls (of which there was about 50 or so) and hung them upside down. Except the pictures didn't have hooks. They were nailed to the wall.
Bunch of other little pranks. All the clocks in the place including the kitchen timers found their way into the freezer. Everything that wasn't nailed down disappeared.
Best thing was finally being able to say "no we can't split that check 10 ways". Doesn't sound like much, but oh god it was beautiful.
more like being a dick
you kinda fucked with a the people who were buying an available restaurant
not very nice
I dunno how JetBlue is but at Continental the job actually pays pretty well once you rack up some seniority
My mom makes about $50 an hour and has almost total control over how many hours she works
http://www.audioentropy.com/
The kind of dick that should have been punished with damages/bills for repair.
you want out, run at them
why are you driven to suck the fun out of everything?
that was pretty funny
http://www.audioentropy.com/
suicide by cop?
because that's not an insanely fucking assholish thing to do at all
:x
something about Rock Band being buggy on the PS3 build, I doubt I could find it anymore
they had it printed out, all "ARE YOU 'TOSSROCK'"
uh, yes
"DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS" *dramatic paper slide*
being a complete jerk to people that don't deserve it is not fun
if you think it is, you need your dick taken from you
Just ignoring safety makes you a bit of a dick
refusing after being caught out on it makes you an obnoxious, entitled dick
hitting someone in the face with your luggage and not apologizing makes you a worldclass asshole
then swearing at them when they ask for an apology just means you should be fucking shot. Your everyday crack dealer probably has more tact than that.
I really really hope those charges are dropped. Or at least only amount to some community service. It's like those punishments that provide a superb end-cap to a victory.
You wrecked some dickheads shit at school and have to pick up papers for a few lunchtimes, even when his friends make fun of you you just smile and feel that glorious warm glow of success.
edit: also fucking with that restaurant for zero reason was pointless and unless there was a serious precedent, just makes you a cunt
what if the next guy to move in has a poop fetish
he would probably pay you
It this involves swords and fire I am so there.
but they don't have to clean any of that up
the people who buy the space do
Pretty nice. Probably lots of cool perks like free flights and benefits and all that jazz.
Don't most (all?) flights have marshals or something now? Wouldn't that prevent altercations like this from even taking place? In all the flights I've taken I just can't imagine anyone getting so worked up that something like this would happen.