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What a way to go (slide guy update pg. 9)

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Turns out it was man.

    yesssss I love that one

    That's all of them!

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    psh we have a futurana quotes thread guys geez

    somewhere

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    psh we have a futurana quotes thread guys geez

    somewhere

    I thought it was the futurama quotes thread

    edit: how are you doing tonight raneados?

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    A girl from this cult hit on me once.

    She is 'studying' faith healing in California.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    we might have a futurama quotes thread but I doubt we have a futurana quotes thread

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    A girl from this cult hit on me once.

    She is 'studying' faith healing in California.

    I don't get that. Wouldn't less studying make it more faithful?

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    does running from the cops count

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    as a grand exit, i mean

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    TheStig wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    A girl from this cult hit on me once.

    She is 'studying' faith healing in California.

    I don't get that. Wouldn't less studying make it more faithful?

    I dunno man

    I uhh found their website.

    WTF man
    We are training and equipping a generation to bring the love and power of Jesus into the darkest places of planet Earth and establish Holy Spirit fortifications there.

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    no

    because that is not an exit

    because the cops will just catch you

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    a friend sent me this story earlier today

    I said it then and I'll say it now, that dude fucking rules

    grabbing two beers as he went

    what a king

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    natek wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    psh we have a futurana quotes thread guys geez

    somewhere

    I thought it was the futurama quotes thread

    edit: how are you doing tonight raneados?

    doing okay

    sleepy

    making a lot of typos lately

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    My mom's a flight attendant

    this guy is basically her hero now

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    What the fuck is a holy spirit fortification!?

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    man that's gotta b one of those jobs where you see the most annoying and worst sides of people

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    natek wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    psh we have a futurana quotes thread guys geez

    somewhere

    I thought it was the futurama quotes thread

    edit: how are you doing tonight raneados?

    doing okay

    sleepy

    making a lot of typos lately

    I am sleepy as well

    being a manager is butts when upper management wants things done but also wants you out by midnight but also cuts hours

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    man that's gotta b one of those jobs where you see the most annoying and worst sides of people

    The only consolation is that if a customer gets too ornery she can have the pilot divert and land at the nearest airport and have the passenger escorted off the plane by security, no questions asked

    The threat of that usually shuts up the especially obnoxious ones.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I'm sure questions get asked later

    and loudly

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    But really though, how hard is it to be a flight attendant?

    And how hard is it to get a better job... when you have 28 years?

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    When we were told our restaurant was going to be closing in two weeks we ran rampant.

    Who wants Don Julio tequila for 3 bucks? Absolutely sir. Ultimate vodka in your white russian? Why not. Shot of Johnny Blue on the house? Go for it.

    The best part was the last two days. We were told we could not take the liquor home because it "had to stay for the next restaurant" or somesuch. Whelp, went out and got some wood and gorilla glue, mixed that together and glued every last liquor bottle to the bar, the glass shelves, and the well. Plugged the beer taps for good measure.

    Also took the liberty of taking all the pictures off the walls (of which there was about 50 or so) and hung them upside down. Except the pictures didn't have hooks. They were nailed to the wall.

    Bunch of other little pranks. All the clocks in the place including the kitchen timers found their way into the freezer. Everything that wasn't nailed down disappeared.

    Best thing was finally being able to say "no we can't split that check 10 ways". Doesn't sound like much, but oh god it was beautiful.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    not really pranks

    more like being a dick

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    yeah
    you kinda fucked with a the people who were buying an available restaurant

    not very nice

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Aphostile wrote: »
    But really though, how hard is it to be a flight attendant?

    And how hard is it to get a better job... when you have 28 years?

    I dunno how JetBlue is but at Continental the job actually pays pretty well once you rack up some seniority

    My mom makes about $50 an hour and has almost total control over how many hours she works

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Yeah, they didn't have a chance to fuck you over yet.

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    not really pranks

    more like being a dick

    The kind of dick that should have been punished with damages/bills for repair.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    fallout, how the hell is running from the cops an exit plan?

    you want out, run at them

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    scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Rane
    why are you driven to suck the fun out of everything?

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    one time I got fired for a post I made on this very forum

    that was pretty funny

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    what was the post

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    fallout, how the hell is running from the cops an exit plan?

    you want out, run at them

    suicide by cop?

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    so it is utterly hilarious and clever to shit all over your apartment when you move out

    because that's not an insanely fucking assholish thing to do at all

    :x

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    what was the post

    something about Rock Band being buggy on the PS3 build, I doubt I could find it anymore

    they had it printed out, all "ARE YOU 'TOSSROCK'"

    uh, yes

    "DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS" *dramatic paper slide*

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Rane
    why are you driven to suck the fun out of everything?

    being a complete jerk to people that don't deserve it is not fun

    if you think it is, you need your dick taken from you

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    That passenger is a complete fuck
    Just ignoring safety makes you a bit of a dick
    refusing after being caught out on it makes you an obnoxious, entitled dick
    hitting someone in the face with your luggage and not apologizing makes you a worldclass asshole

    then swearing at them when they ask for an apology just means you should be fucking shot. Your everyday crack dealer probably has more tact than that.

    I really really hope those charges are dropped. Or at least only amount to some community service. It's like those punishments that provide a superb end-cap to a victory.

    You wrecked some dickheads shit at school and have to pick up papers for a few lunchtimes, even when his friends make fun of you you just smile and feel that glorious warm glow of success.

    edit: also fucking with that restaurant for zero reason was pointless and unless there was a serious precedent, just makes you a cunt

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    No, the restaurant deserved it. Spent 8 years scouting Boston and they chose one of the worst locations to open a proven concept restaurant which despite this, was slowly improving month by month. But instead the CEO, CFO, and President flew out to our place on the OUR dime to tell us we were closing before jetting back off to their mansions in California. Best part was how they were laughing about it as they told us, but also let us know they were originally planning on not even giving us notice and just closing the day they arrived, but decided to give us the "courtesy" of two weeks notice. Ironically, the CEO got fired (whose bitch daughter used to come in all the time and try to order drinks on her fake ID and then bitched until we called daddy to set her straight) got fired for allowing 3 restaurants including ours to close on his watch.

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    so it is utterly hilarious and clever to shit all over your apartment when you move out

    because that's not an insanely fucking assholish thing to do at all

    :x

    what if the next guy to move in has a poop fetish

    he would probably pay you

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
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    We are training and equipping a generation to bring the love and power of Jesus into the darkest places of planet Earth and establish Holy Spirit fortifications there.

    It this involves swords and fire I am so there.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    the restaurant deserved it maybe

    but they don't have to clean any of that up

    the people who buy the space do

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I dunno how JetBlue is but at Continental the job actually pays pretty well once you rack up some seniority

    My mom makes about $50 an hour and has almost total control over how many hours she works

    Pretty nice. Probably lots of cool perks like free flights and benefits and all that jazz.

    Don't most (all?) flights have marshals or something now? Wouldn't that prevent altercations like this from even taking place? In all the flights I've taken I just can't imagine anyone getting so worked up that something like this would happen.

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    When I quit Mazzio's pizza the manager offered me a dollar raise and infinite free pizza to stay

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