my favorite part is that because jetblue didn't get around to calling the cops for a little while he had time to go home and have sex with his boyfriend before the police showed up
TV's fucking annoying. I don't get why people to shell out so much money for HDTV when it's pretty much all ads, and the stuff that isn't technically ads is boring and cliche as shit.
because we're in a golden age of television as an art form. never before have there been so many programs that redefine the medium and present stories in new and interesting ways. also dvr exists.
...Mr. Slater’s court-appointed lawyer, Howard Turman, said that Mr. Slater’s activation of the slide was not reckless. He said Mr. Slater followed the proper procedure for activating the slide, checking out the window first to make sure no one was on the tarmac who could be struck by it.
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When asked why Mr. Slater chose to go avoid the conflict by taking the emergency slide, Mr. Turman replied, “It was right there.”
god damn
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...Mr. Slater’s court-appointed lawyer, Howard Turman, said that Mr. Slater’s activation of the slide was not reckless. He said Mr. Slater followed the proper procedure for activating the slide, checking out the window first to make sure no one was on the tarmac who could be struck by it.
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When asked why Mr. Slater chose to go avoid the conflict by taking the emergency slide, Mr. Turman replied, “It was right there.”
...Mr. Slater’s court-appointed lawyer, Howard Turman, said that Mr. Slater’s activation of the slide was not reckless. He said Mr. Slater followed the proper procedure for activating the slide, checking out the window first to make sure no one was on the tarmac who could be struck by it.
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When asked why Mr. Slater chose to go avoid the conflict by taking the emergency slide, Mr. Turman replied, “It was right there.”
god damn
this guy should be held up as a national hero
also his lawyer is awesome
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TV's fucking annoying. I don't get why people to shell out so much money for HDTV when it's pretty much all ads, and the stuff that isn't technically ads is boring and cliche as shit.
you should probably watch something other than mtv
I used to work in a grocery store meat department, not the kind that just throws product on the shelves, we actually had a fresh display case and guys who cut up stuff as well. Our manager was an okay guy but his boss (the store manager) was a complete and total dick.
Anyways, me and this guy Carlos are manning the counter one day, it's late and quiet so there's absolutely nothing to do. We've straightened the shelves more times than I can care to count and nobody is around to buy anything.
In comes cockbag store manager and he starts getting on our cases about not doing anything. Carlos, being the senior guy there explains there's shit all to do but the store manager doesn't listen and goes off on us for five minutes (guess he was bored too).
Once he goes Carlos decides 'fuck this' and sends me home early, telling me to pass the store manager and let him know on the way out. I do this.
The next day we come in and Carlos has a note pinned up saying "Fuck this, I quit."
We thought this was all...we were wrong.
We had scales which we'd type in a code, place the meat on it and print off a label to throw on it after it's been printed off. We also have these pieces of meat called Pork Tenderloins (long pork meat, very tender). My manager prints off a tag for our first customer and hands the wrapped Tenderloin to them. They look at the meat, confused, then ask "Is this really made of pig penis?"
Carlos had found out how to get into the system and change all the labels. Pork Tenderloin was now "Juicy Pig Cock" (Beef tenderloin being called "Diced Cow Shlong"), T-bones were "Cow Ass" and Chicken Breasts were called "Double D Chicken Tits" to name a few.
I disagree because she didn't slide down an airplane's emergency exit inflatable ramp, nor snatch two beers on her way out, nor get charged with criminal mischief.
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I disagree because she didn't slide down an airplane's emergency exit inflatable ramp, nor snatch two beers on her way out, nor get charged with criminal mischief.
my favorite part is that because jetblue didn't get around to calling the cops for a little while he had time to go home and have sex with his boyfriend before the police showed up
Wait where did you see that part, because that is indeed a great part.
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my favorite part is that because jetblue didn't get around to calling the cops for a little while he had time to go home and have sex with his boyfriend before the police showed up
Wait where did you see that part, because that is indeed a great part.
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deal w/ it
I really do have too much reading once school starts up again to really watch anything anyway
yessssss
This is awesome.
and then my eyes start to bleed from rage and frustration
She cannot be trusted.
Kill her.
god damn
She sounds "special"
Lawyer in question
alright now she's kind of my hero
this guy should be held up as a national hero
also his lawyer is awesome
you should probably watch something other than mtv
that is way more depressing than it is boring
I used to work in a grocery store meat department, not the kind that just throws product on the shelves, we actually had a fresh display case and guys who cut up stuff as well. Our manager was an okay guy but his boss (the store manager) was a complete and total dick.
Anyways, me and this guy Carlos are manning the counter one day, it's late and quiet so there's absolutely nothing to do. We've straightened the shelves more times than I can care to count and nobody is around to buy anything.
In comes cockbag store manager and he starts getting on our cases about not doing anything. Carlos, being the senior guy there explains there's shit all to do but the store manager doesn't listen and goes off on us for five minutes (guess he was bored too).
Once he goes Carlos decides 'fuck this' and sends me home early, telling me to pass the store manager and let him know on the way out. I do this.
The next day we come in and Carlos has a note pinned up saying "Fuck this, I quit."
We thought this was all...we were wrong.
We had scales which we'd type in a code, place the meat on it and print off a label to throw on it after it's been printed off. We also have these pieces of meat called Pork Tenderloins (long pork meat, very tender). My manager prints off a tag for our first customer and hands the wrapped Tenderloin to them. They look at the meat, confused, then ask "Is this really made of pig penis?"
Carlos had found out how to get into the system and change all the labels. Pork Tenderloin was now "Juicy Pig Cock" (Beef tenderloin being called "Diced Cow Shlong"), T-bones were "Cow Ass" and Chicken Breasts were called "Double D Chicken Tits" to name a few.
unless that creed is used to trick me into doing things teefs approves of, in which case the reverse will apply
this is tons better than that fight attendant
I disagree because she didn't slide down an airplane's emergency exit inflatable ramp, nor snatch two beers on her way out, nor get charged with criminal mischief.
Why did he decide to leave via the emergency ramp? Because it was there.
holy shit that chick rules+ is hot
this is without a doubt, in the entire history of bad decisions, one of the worst possible things i could do
but i'm still more-than-seriously considering it
i'm pretty miserable
Wait where did you see that part, because that is indeed a great part.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
Now is the time to open our combination comic book store/sex toy shop
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/08/09/2010-08-09_talk_about_turbulance_jetblue_flight_attendant_drops_intercom_fbomb_bolts_down_e.html
UGH
Arrest him he is a sodomite
- curse out a customer over the intercom
- grab beer on your way out
- go home and fuck boyfriend
Man even without the 'jump out of an airplane and ride down the escape slide' bit, this is pretty awesome. Add that and it becomes legendary.
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He was a male flight attendant, of course he was gay.
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