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they skip over this in the movies, but by half-blood prince, they're supposed to be using all their 'combat' spells non verbally.
also, uh
voldemort couldn't die in any way other than the way he was killed
if you shot him in the face, the body would die and then they'd just use some witchery to reanimate the body to allow what was left of his soul to return
duh
Now I'm a wizard with a gun!
Um, no he could've died anyway, the only requirement was all his horcruxes be destroyed. He would come back and then you'd just shoot him again and eventually shoot Harry/Voldermort hybrid monster.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
Presumably after the first time he died from getting shot, when he came back he'd go "What the fuck was that?" "That was a muggle gun, lord." "Well let's figure out some anti-gun spells so I don't get my head blown off again, hmm?"
Then the dude with the gun gets eaten by an army of snakes or something.
obviously, because of the Nazgul-snipers.
god, you bunch of faggots
cause Gwaihir was busy banging hot eagle bitches
Because the Eagles hate the ring and it drives them up the proverbial wall.
Duh.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
I love you terrible nerd bastards.
unless you're referring to the epilogue, then I'm pretty sure I disagree
It's not like Rowling would end the series any other way.
I'm specifically referring to Voldermort's death i.e bang he's dead.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
I feel like she was going to kill him off, but pussed out due to the utter shitstorm that would've caused.
SHAME ON YOU FOR PUSSING OUT MS. ROWLING
to be fair, i can see exactly where she's coming from
we're talking about a character in a book she created
that people love to dress up as on a daily basis, let alone when the movies come out
if she killed Harry Potter off, there would be at least a dozen suicides
and the sad thing is i'm not even joking about that
Steam
bullshit
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are we talking about the character Harry Potter
or the guy who plays Ron Weasley after the films stop being filmed and he realizes he can't even get a job at Hollywood working for free
Steam
it's not that it would have been better
the ending was good
the epilogue is complete shit though
Steam
it seems natural he would have to sacrifice himself in the end
hell, that was the story, and he accepted it, but OOP WAIT TURNS OUT SOME MAGIC HAPPENED AND HE'S OK AND NOW HE'S A MAGICAL ACCOUNTANT AND GOES BOWLING ON TUESDAYS
Yeah, but that's kind of the point Rowling tries to get across in the last book; about how death only has as much power as an individual gives it, and that the dead don't want people carrying them around like a burden, especially considering how dwelling on the dead can end up fucking you up worse than if you'd just accepted it and moved on. Harry accepts all the shit that's happened, and moves on. It's had an effect, but he can live with it.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
Not that that matters considering he made millions and millions of dollars already.
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Bam. Backup plan.
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Stars in a reality show with Vanilla Ice.
And one
and two
now you know what to do
MOTHAFUCKA LETS GO
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That's complete horseshit based on the pre-existing horseshit that she claims to have written the epilogue a billion years ago