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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    So the question is, would Voldemort be so contemptuous of muggles he'd neglect to protect against muggle weapons more advanced than swords. Remember in the final battle
    The Death Eaters were caught by surprise from arrows from the Centaurs, so I'd say if you caught them by surprise you could shoot a wizard faster than they would say "Protego".

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Just send in Robocop.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The best wizards named Harry carry their own guns.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    So the question is, would Voldemort be so contemptuous of muggles he'd neglect to protect against muggle weapons more advanced than swords. Remember in the final battle
    The Death Eaters were caught by surprise from arrows from the Centaurs, so I'd say if you caught them by surprise you could shoot a wizard faster than they would say "Protego".

    they skip over this in the movies, but by half-blood prince, they're supposed to be using all their 'combat' spells non verbally.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    So the question is, would Voldemort be so contemptuous of muggles he'd neglect to protect against muggle weapons more advanced than swords. Remember in the final battle
    The Death Eaters were caught by surprise from arrows from the Centaurs, so I'd say if you caught them by surprise you could shoot a wizard faster than they would say "Protego".

    they skip over this in the movies, but by half-blood prince, they're supposed to be using all their 'combat' spells non verbally.

    also, uh

    voldemort couldn't die in any way other than the way he was killed

    if you shot him in the face, the body would die and then they'd just use some witchery to reanimate the body to allow what was left of his soul to return

    duh

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Well at least the gun could easily wipe out the death eaters leaving voldy without his support and saving lots of wizard lives.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Accio gun!

    Now I'm a wizard with a gun!

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    So the question is, would Voldemort be so contemptuous of muggles he'd neglect to protect against muggle weapons more advanced than swords. Remember in the final battle
    The Death Eaters were caught by surprise from arrows from the Centaurs, so I'd say if you caught them by surprise you could shoot a wizard faster than they would say "Protego".

    they skip over this in the movies, but by half-blood prince, they're supposed to be using all their 'combat' spells non verbally.

    also, uh

    voldemort couldn't die in any way other than the way he was killed

    if you shot him in the face, the body would die and then they'd just use some witchery to reanimate the body to allow what was left of his soul to return

    duh

    Um, no he could've died anyway, the only requirement was all his horcruxes be destroyed. He would come back and then you'd just shoot him again and eventually shoot Harry/Voldermort hybrid monster.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Just fucking nuke the wizards. There all foreign anyway

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    So the question is, would Voldemort be so contemptuous of muggles he'd neglect to protect against muggle weapons more advanced than swords. Remember in the final battle
    The Death Eaters were caught by surprise from arrows from the Centaurs, so I'd say if you caught them by surprise you could shoot a wizard faster than they would say "Protego".

    they skip over this in the movies, but by half-blood prince, they're supposed to be using all their 'combat' spells non verbally.

    also, uh

    voldemort couldn't die in any way other than the way he was killed

    if you shot him in the face, the body would die and then they'd just use some witchery to reanimate the body to allow what was left of his soul to return

    duh

    Um, no he could've died anyway, the only requirement was all his horcruxes be destroyed. He would come back and then you'd just shoot him again and eventually shoot Harry/Voldermort hybrid monster.

    Presumably after the first time he died from getting shot, when he came back he'd go "What the fuck was that?" "That was a muggle gun, lord." "Well let's figure out some anti-gun spells so I don't get my head blown off again, hmm?"

    Then the dude with the gun gets eaten by an army of snakes or something.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited November 2010
    WELL WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST FLY INTO MOUNT DOOM

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    WELL WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST FLY INTO MOUNT DOOM

    obviously, because of the Nazgul-snipers.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited November 2010
    I can't believe the last five pages of this thread have been all about "hurr hurr why don't they use guns in harry potter"

    god, you bunch of faggots

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    WELL WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST FLY INTO MOUNT DOOM

    cause Gwaihir was busy banging hot eagle bitches

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    WELL WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST FLY INTO MOUNT DOOM

    Because the Eagles hate the ring and it drives them up the proverbial wall.

    Duh.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Well it's not like Voldy getting shot in the face would be worse than the actual ending.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Also because they had air defense in Mordor. Its hard to sneak in via air. You'd be shot down or killed by a nazgaul on a flying thing or like a giant bat

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    FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I can't believe the last five pages of this thread have been all about "hurr hurr why don't they use guns in harry potter"

    god, you bunch of faggots

    I love you terrible nerd bastards.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited November 2010
    Well it's not like Voldy getting shot in the face would be worse than the actual ending.

    unless you're referring to the epilogue, then I'm pretty sure I disagree

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I don't get why people hate the epilogue so much, I thought it was okay.

    It's not like Rowling would end the series any other way.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Well it's not like Voldy getting shot in the face would be worse than the actual ending.

    unless you're referring to the epilogue, then I'm pretty sure I disagree

    I'm specifically referring to Voldermort's death i.e bang he's dead.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I don't get why people hate the epilogue so much, I thought it was okay.

    It's not like Rowling would end the series any other way.

    I feel like she was going to kill him off, but pussed out due to the utter shitstorm that would've caused.

    SHAME ON YOU FOR PUSSING OUT MS. ROWLING

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I don't get why people hate the epilogue so much, I thought it was okay.

    It's not like Rowling would end the series any other way.

    I feel like she was going to kill him off, but pussed out due to the utter shitstorm that would've caused.

    SHAME ON YOU FOR PUSSING OUT MS. ROWLING

    to be fair, i can see exactly where she's coming from

    we're talking about a character in a book she created

    that people love to dress up as on a daily basis, let alone when the movies come out

    if she killed Harry Potter off, there would be at least a dozen suicides

    and the sad thing is i'm not even joking about that

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I can understand why she did it but it really made the ending fizzle for me. All these people have died so Harry Potter could defeat Voldemort and he gets off scott free

    bullshit

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    jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    He actually commits suicide when he's 30 and he realizes he peaked at 17.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Rowling has actually said he was originally going to die.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    jackal wrote: »
    He actually commits suicide when he's 30 and he realizes he peaked at 17.

    are we talking about the character Harry Potter

    or the guy who plays Ron Weasley after the films stop being filmed and he realizes he can't even get a job at Hollywood working for free

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    there's gotta be an opening for a ginger caveman somewhere

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I don't see how the ending would have been better had he died.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited November 2010
    yeah uh what the hell people

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Solar wrote: »
    I don't see how the ending would have been better had he died.

    it's not that it would have been better

    the ending was good

    the epilogue is complete shit though

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    because all these people sacrificed themselves for him

    it seems natural he would have to sacrifice himself in the end

    hell, that was the story, and he accepted it, but OOP WAIT TURNS OUT SOME MAGIC HAPPENED AND HE'S OK AND NOW HE'S A MAGICAL ACCOUNTANT AND GOES BOWLING ON TUESDAYS

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I can understand why she did it but it really made the ending fizzle for me. All these people have died so Harry Potter could defeat Voldemort and he gets off scott free

    bullshit

    Yeah, but that's kind of the point Rowling tries to get across in the last book; about how death only has as much power as an individual gives it, and that the dead don't want people carrying them around like a burden, especially considering how dwelling on the dead can end up fucking you up worse than if you'd just accepted it and moved on. Harry accepts all the shit that's happened, and moves on. It's had an effect, but he can live with it.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I actually didn't care either way if he died.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    jackal wrote: »
    He actually commits suicide when he's 30 and he realizes he peaked at 17.

    are we talking about the character Harry Potter

    or the guy who plays Ron Weasley after the films stop being filmed and he realizes he can't even get a job at Hollywood working for free

    Not that that matters considering he made millions and millions of dollars already.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Man, that gargantuan ginger is the best part of the movies. Besides, he's way ahead of you. When he got his drivers license he bought an ice cream truck.

    Bam. Backup plan.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Back up plan to the back up plan to back up my back up plan.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Goes broke buying fleet of ice cream trucks.

    Stars in a reality show with Vanilla Ice.

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    ApollohApolloh Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Back up plan to the back up plan to back up my back up plan.

    And one

    and two

    now you know what to do

    MOTHAFUCKA LETS GO

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Rowling has actually said he was originally going to die.

    That's complete horseshit based on the pre-existing horseshit that she claims to have written the epilogue a billion years ago

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