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COMING THIS SUMMER: A BABY [UPDATE]

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Well this all sounds terrifying. Calling the doctor to remove all of my female inner parts now.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    naaah don't do that

    you may want them later

    look at this face

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    bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    quoth i am telling you now that is going to be a very good looking baby.

    give it 2 months and see if i'm not right about this.

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    LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    With a name like Raphael Xavier he's pretty much destined to be that guy from the Dos Equis commercial

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    or a psychic ninja turtle mutant.

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    bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    i'd make sure to hide the crayons

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    T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Aww, a tiny little widows peak

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I am looking at that face.

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    If he's still having trouble sleeping in a few weeks I cannot recommend a white noise machine enough, it saved my wife and I. You set the thing to ocean noises and tiptoe away, it's great. A way to check if he'll respond to it is hold him while you're near a sink and turn the water on, my kid zoned right out when we did that; it's like the white noise short circuited her tiny brain and she forgot what she was upset about.

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    apricotmuffinsapricotmuffins Angry Bee Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    every absolutely adorable baby i see i get worried i will never have one as adorable and instead will end up with the little gargoyles so many people seem to have


    p.s Raphael is melting my ovaries anyway

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    ooh, i'll totally try that

    we have an air purifier that i put on last night, but it may not be loud enough

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Alternately, a fifth of vodka should quieten him down...

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    That would quiet me down.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Aha! Validation!

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    someone i know recommended cough syrup, but vodka probably would work a lot faster

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Hunter wrote: »
    That would quiet me down.

    sure it wouldn't have the opposite effect?

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    only if he were irish

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I'm Russian.

    I was born to drink vodka.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    It's 750mL of vodka, or a bit less than a quart. Drinking that in one go should put anybody in a bed. If not the morgue...

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Congrats on the baby Quoth! i know i am late, but um.. so were you?

    Period joke?

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Kinda falls flat there Meld.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    it'll be funnier in a week.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Henroid wrote: »
    Kinda falls flat there Meld.

    yeah well, so did i when i saw your mother.

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I saw a picture of your promising baby and cancelled my doctor's appointment. My lower half now has the urge to breed and my upper half knows that my baby would not be 1/5 as cute as that.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    hey, didn't you used to be johnny cash?

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Everyone is Johnny Cash in purgatory

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I used to be Ivan Doroschuk

    I'm not sure if you were talking to me.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    hm, i am remembering someone else with that then.

    the name looks super familiar though.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Melding wrote: »
    hey, didn't you used to be johnny cash?

    Find your soulmate!

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    IloveslimesIloveslimes Everett, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Really really late to this, but congratulations Quoth. Great name too!

    My niece turned 5 weeks yesterday. I like the name they picked, but my parents are a bit iffy on Eislin Alondra Davis.

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »
    according to my parents what worked with me was car rides

    you take the baby for a ride in the car, he falls asleep quick as a wink

    then you either try and bring him back in or catch a quick nap in the car as well

    soft music playing on the radio, also good

    besides that the shirt thing sounds pretty reasonable

    I think this is what my mum used to do with me.

    And now on any form of transportation, except for planes, i fall asleep.

    So many missed bus stops and awkward taxi rides...

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    "I am just your memory. I can offer no new information"

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I dont want to get too excited but white noise may be doing the trick

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Your baby is listening to ghosts

    singing ghostly lullabies

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    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    yeah white noise works, it resembles the sound of blood flowing around the womb.

    but they also make these specialised cuddles with a recorded sample of that sound. i think they'recalled babyage "doodoo"

    that worked really well for Puk

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Quoth wrote: »
    I dont want to get too excited but white noise may be doing the trick

    You'll be receiving my bill in the mail.

    Seriously, I'm glad it's working for you. You could also check this book out, my wife swears by it.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    the water sounds remind babies of the sweet amniotic fluid they used to chill in

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    Ledneh wrote: »
    With a name like Raphael Xavier he's pretty much destined to be that guy from the Dos Equis commercial

    He is destined to be cool, but rude.

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    well yesterday the doctor told my wife they would start inducing her tonight, so go home and wait for the hospital to call.

    They didn't call.

    Today in about 3 hours we have another appointment at the hospital where hopefully based on the other doctor's recommendation we will just be allowed to get comfy in a private room and have this fucking baby already. It is now 10 days late!

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    that is lame that they didn't call

    get that baby evicted

    also the white noise may or may not have worked, i am not totally sure but will try again tonight

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