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Designer? I ardly knew er! (nsf56k)

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Every client I've ever encountered that was an architect or had some relationship to architecting or construction has been batshit fucking loco.

    They strike me as self important control freaks.

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Tam wrote: »
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    BFA's holla

    Fuck y'all graphic design majors

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Fuck

    Y'all

    Graphic designer majors

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I wouldn't mind doing that.

    The issue is when things change.

    Which they do all the time in comercial and domestic things.

    This is why I mostly deal with mining.

    They just want shit to work.

    To be fair they change their minds too. But for tangible reasons usually and not as often.

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    BFA's holla

    Fuck y'all graphic design majors

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Fuck

    Y'all

    Graphic designer majors

    what me? nononono brotosaurus, I'm a bio major, I'm almost as fucked as you.

    Tam on
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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Seriously though I pretty much just hang out in the print lab at school all day everyday

    Printmaking is awesome

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I had such romantic notions about graphic design. The reality is that everyone just wants everything more bold and larger and don't understand that if everything is going to fit it can't all be huge.

    Quitting graphic design was just the most superest.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    And to be fair. I can appreciate the aesthetic beauty of a building. I really can.

    And I can understand the phrase art is never finished, only abandoned.

    But, they just gotta find a different point to abandon it.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Blake T wrote: »
    Don't hate the guy that's just obeying physics.

    I once nearly had to fly to Texas to tell a lady there is a physical limitation to how much weight you can put on something.

    She just couldn't understand the concept.

    My brother is engaged in an email skirmish with some lady

    this lady is an interior designer and had been given the responsibility of organising the company signage

    she has contacted my brother at my family's signage business to request quotes and designs

    this signage is made out of acrylic which only comes in a relatively small amount of colours - say 3 different reds for example, and 3 different greens.

    The client has asked for the acrylic to match the pantone value of her company's brand, which is a fair request

    My brother has regrettably informed her that he cannot match the exact pantone value in Acrylic as there are only a limited amount of colours available. He gives her approximate pantone values of the colours he can supply close to the colour she requested

    She replies, not with a choice of the colours he suggested, but a new pantone number asking if he can match that one instead

    My brother once again tells her that acrylic is only produced in a small amount of colours and again offers the pantone values he has previously, but offers that the acrylic could be painted to match the exact colour, internal lights would not shine through the paint

    She says this is unacceptable, and if he cannot match the previous pantone colours provided, could he match a new code which she provides

    rinse

    repeat

    He's sending her a straight copy-pasted response by now. 2 or 3 times a day. She keeps requesting new pantone colours.

    #pipe on
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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Tam wrote: »
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    BFA's holla

    Fuck y'all graphic design majors

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Fuck

    Y'all

    Graphic designer majors

    what me? nononono brotosaurus, I'm a bio major, I'm almost as fucked as you.

    Oh cool

    Let's be poor buddies

    Vann Diras on
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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
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    okay blake i made you a rough draft of my idea

    i even put lines on it like you guys do!

    please note that the butt-chimney is super important and cant be changed or removed

    i advise you to shape it like a heart

    while also making it easuly santa-accessible

    mensch-o-matic on
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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    BFA's holla

    Fuck y'all graphic design majors

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Fuck

    Y'all

    Graphic designer majors

    what me? nononono brotosaurus, I'm a bio major, I'm almost as fucked as you.

    Oh cool

    Let's be poor buddies

    The Impecunious Gentlemen's Club

    Tam on
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I had such romantic notions about graphic design. The reality is that everyone just wants everything more bold and larger and don't understand that if everything is going to fit it can't all be huge.

    Quitting graphic design was just the most superest.

    that is a damn shame.

    Did you work freelance or within companies? I had this experience freelance a few times but never really when I worked in house. It's a shame you let a bunch of crappy clients run you out of what's usually a pretty great industry.

    #pipe on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Pipe he should just start writing rude things into the email as she obviously isn't reading it.

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Tam wrote: »
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    BFA's holla

    Fuck y'all graphic design majors

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Fuck

    Y'all

    Graphic designer majors

    what me? nononono brotosaurus, I'm a bio major, I'm almost as fucked as you.

    Oh cool

    Let's be poor buddies

    The Impecunious Gentlemen's Club

    Gonna go for my masters in printmaking at the art institute of Chicago, hopefully (please save me a spot ~two year from now guys. Please?)

    Gonna be poor and in debt like wooooahhhh

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    can we talk about automocar design here

    cause

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    mmmmm yes

    Wings if fo bitches

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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
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    FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I am also currently doing an internship as a graphic designer at the development company my dad words for.

    Which basically means I'm responsible for getting frustrated at content management systems and filling out spreadsheets.

    Flay on
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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    Gonna go for my masters in printmaking at the art institute of Chicago, hopefully (please save me a spot ~two year from now guys. Please?)

    Gonna be poor and in debt like wooooahhhh

    gonna get a master's in some kind of biology
    and then apply to some sort of healthcare school
    or sell my soul and become a pharmaceutical sales rep
    or go into research and live a life of stress
    or if I win the lottery, I'll become an artist

    Tam on
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I have learned that Graphic Design is something in which an actual university degree is more hindrance than help.

    #pipe on
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    FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    #pipe wrote: »
    I have learned that Graphic Design is something in which an actual university degree is more hindrance than help.

    I disagree, but only if you realise the degree itself is pretty much useless and instead use your time to focus on making contacts with the Right People and building a portfolio.

    That said, I'm still at uni so maybe I'll learn otherwise.

    Flay on
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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    We used to do work for a lady that touted herself as an outstanding graphic designer with years and years of print experience.

    She brought a two-colour print job she'd put together, in RGB done in CorelDraw. I explained to her that as it was it would not be a two colour print job, but a four colour one instead.

    So after 90 minutes explaining to her how a fucking press works she agreed to change the part of the job that would be in gold to process yellow in the file so I could make two plates and print this goddamn thing, if I assured her that even though the file was yellow, I would use my mystical powers to ensure the print was done in gold ink.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I always wanted someone to make a real, road legal, version of this

    TheHomer.jpg

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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Flay wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I have learned that Graphic Design is something in which an actual university degree is more hindrance than help.

    I disagree, but only if you realise the degree itself is pretty much useless and instead focus on making contacts with the Right People and building a portfolio.

    That said, I'm still at uni so maybe I'll learn otherwise.

    I know it's only circumstantial evidence, but I know about half a dozen designers with a degree and none of them have a design job, although not for lack of searching

    In my experience, the guys who do short, intense, up-to-date, practical courses have a much easier time finding work, partly because they know how to deal with realistic deadlines, they know how to be diverse and they're taught very practically instead of theoretically

    but also because 3 or 4 years is a damn long time to be studying an industry that moves so fast. By the time people earn a degree, they've decided they want to specialise in something so they either don't look for or have a hard time getting work in any other speciality.

    It's dangerous to be a specialist without any actual real-world experience in that field.

    In my mind a better way to spend those three years is 6 months studying and 2 and a half years earning on-the-job experience.

    #pipe on
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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    #pipe wrote: »
    Flay wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I have learned that Graphic Design is something in which an actual university degree is more hindrance than help.

    I disagree, but only if you realise the degree itself is pretty much useless and instead focus on making contacts with the Right People and building a portfolio.

    That said, I'm still at uni so maybe I'll learn otherwise.

    I know it's only circumstantial evidence, but I know about half a dozen designers with a degree and none of them have a design job, although not for lack of searching

    In my experience, the guys who do short, intense, up-to-date, practical courses have a much easier time finding work, partly because they know how to deal with realistic deadlines, they know how to be diverse and they're taught very practically instead of theoretically

    but also because 3 or 4 years is a damn long time to be studying an industry that moves so fast. By the time people earn a degree, they've decided they want to specialise in something so they either don't look for or have a hard time getting work in any other speciality.

    It's dangerous to be a specialist without any actual real-world experience in that field.

    In my mind a better way to spend those three years is 6 months studying and 2 and a half years earning on-the-job experience.

    agree.

    its like any other vocational skill.

    I know a lot of unemployed artists with a mountain of school debt. Not that I think the degree itself is a hinderance, although the debt certainly is, but degrees rarely help more than self education would.

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    FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    #pipe wrote: »
    Flay wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I have learned that Graphic Design is something in which an actual university degree is more hindrance than help.

    I disagree, but only if you realise the degree itself is pretty much useless and instead focus on making contacts with the Right People and building a portfolio.

    That said, I'm still at uni so maybe I'll learn otherwise.

    I know it's only circumstantial evidence, but I know about half a dozen designers with a degree and none of them have a design job, although not for lack of searching

    In my experience, the guys who do short, intense, up-to-date, practical courses have a much easier time finding work, partly because they know how to deal with realistic deadlines, they know how to be diverse and they're taught very practically instead of theoretically

    but also because 3 or 4 years is a damn long time to be studying an industry that moves so fast. By the time people earn a degree, they've decided they want to specialise in something so they either don't look for or have a hard time getting work in any other speciality.

    It's dangerous to be a specialist without any actual real-world experience in that field.

    In my mind a better way to spend those three years is 6 months studying and 2 and a half years earning on-the-job experience.

    This makes sense.

    I suppose one of the appeals of university (or at least my course) is that you get to experiment in a range of fields and take electives from any course on the campus. Plus if you're in a good course a lot of the tutors are actually fairly reputable designers, with contacts in the industry and blah. Besides, it's good fun.

    And its a starting point for people who don't have the motivation or knowhow to propell themself in to a professional environment straight out of school. A number of people in my course actually don't seem as though they're that interested in graphic design at all, just plugging along to the end of the degree. Of course, there are fewer of them now that we're going in to 3rd year (or technically 2nd year for me, since I'm doing a double degree).

    You definitely don't need a degree - most of the things I know about design I've taught myself - but I'm gonna try and make the best of it anyway. I'll probably be assisting with some of the first year computer tutorials this year, which should be good experience (and hopefully look shiny on my resume)!

    Flay on
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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    The way I look at art school is that it is a great place to experiment and learn new techniques

    But damn if you aren't meeting people and making connections you are wasting some time

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    A couple of friends who've done degrees have sent me their portfolios to look over

    and there's a page showing a four page folded flyer or whatever

    and at the bottom it's like "Flyer - Photoshop and InDesign - completed in 3 weeks"

    and I tell them to maybe not include that bolded part

    #pipe on
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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Seriously, had a screen print assignment

    I think it is due like... Two weeks from now?

    I designed it the thing a week ago and printed it the next day

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    god we get some turgid student work passing through the doors of this shop

    it makes me realise i could be a designer. i would like to.

    but i'm really fucking demotivated today

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    you're also too turgid

    in
    yo
    pants

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    Seriously, had a screen print assignment

    I think it is due like... Two weeks from now?

    I designed it the thing a week ago and printed it the next day

    at the college I went to, all the assignment timelines were like

    Due tomorrow

    Due in 3 hours

    Due in 30 minutes

    #pipe on
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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    i got a couple of copies of this book in at work and i'm thinking of buying it and running through some of the exercises just to get a bit better

    or i guess i could just read it at work

    edit: it's not really all that practical

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
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    TleilaxuTleilaxu Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    This is a thread I will enjoy. I'll post some good design when I'm home; but for now, here's the worst designs I have ever had the displeasure of using:

    baddesignapplemice.jpg

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    #pipe wrote: »
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    Seriously, had a screen print assignment

    I think it is due like... Two weeks from now?

    I designed it the thing a week ago and printed it the next day

    at the college I went to, all the assignment timelines were like

    Due tomorrow

    Due in 3 hours

    Due in 30 minutes

    Most print classes have some tougher time restraints, but they're still usually like a week since stuff like lithography just takes forever

    But this screen print class is just so laid back it is ridiculous

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    apple should make butt plugs

    so i can finally be comfortable with somethign in my bootty from a company i trust

    Swill on
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    existexist Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Tleilaxu wrote: »
    This is a thread I will enjoy. I'll post some good design when I'm home; but for now, here's the worst designs I have ever had the displeasure of using:

    baddesignapplemice.jpg

    i'll drink to that

    exist on
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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    exist wrote: »
    Tleilaxu wrote: »
    This is a thread I will enjoy. I'll post some good design when I'm home; but for now, here's the worst designs I have ever had the displeasure of using:

    baddesignapplemice.jpg

    i'll sit on that

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    TleilaxuTleilaxu Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Swill wrote: »
    apple should make butt plugs

    so i can finally be comfortable with somethign in my bootty from a company i trust

    I'm in P-town, Swill. And I still have a puck-mouse. :winky:

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    existexist Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    why did i set you up, why

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    i'm not in portland, call up exist tho, i hear he could sit on that

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