May 2007 Marvel/DC Solicitations

OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
edited February 2007 in Graphic Violence
With both sets of solicits showing up when the boards were down, I thought I'd cram them both into one thread for this month. Double the covers and double the links!

http://www.newsarama.com/marvelnew/May07/solicitiations.html
http://www.newsarama.com/dcnew/May07/solicitations.html

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  • Green LanternGreen Lantern Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Man this cover with the gender-benders is kinda disturbing

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  • Romero ZombieRomero Zombie Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Yeah - I like France spraypainted on the logo.

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  • reVersereVerse Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    That female Iron-Man totally looks like Samus.

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  • TehChowdTehChowd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    That Runaways cover is so good it hurts my face.

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  • CowbombCowbomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    They really need to stop with the Marvel Zombies.

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  • Bad KittyBad Kitty Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oh my god. The one in red in the Ultimate Power cover...
    What the hell!?

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
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    The solicitation says the JSA and JLA show up. So I'm assuming J'onn and Bart get added to the JLA soon. And I guess Freddy is joining the JSA (or JLA)

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  • ArthArth Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    So... is Iron Man: Hypervelocity Marvel's daring voyage into softcore porn? Because it really REALLY looks like it is.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Artheleron wrote: »
    So... is Iron Man: Hypervelocity Marvel's daring voyage into softcore porn? Because it really REALLY looks like it is.

    No. That would be the Ultimate Power cover.

    The new forums feel weird.

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  • robosagogorobosagogo Registered User
    edited February 2007
    I thought the Ghost Rider cover was another Marvel Zombies tie-in, but then I remembered that his head's supposed to be a skull.

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  • One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The New Avengers cover gets a solid "D:" from me.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I hope that Iron Man smarts off to Nova because everyone used to think he was a joke and then promptly gets the beating of a lifetime.

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    That Nova cover is so gay.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited February 2007
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    I think I'm gonna go rub one out to this

    I love you, adam warren

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
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    I think I'm gonna go rub one out to this

    I love you, adam warren

    I just noticed the writing on "Thor's" hammer and "Captain's" mask.

    good show

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  • CorvusCorvus . VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    reVerse wrote: »
    That female Iron-Man totally looks like Samus.


    What is the punisher doing behind her back? Oh god, look at where his hand is. D:

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus premium Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Bad Kitty wrote: »
    Oh my god. The one in red in the Ultimate Power cover...
    What the hell!?


    Porn faces for everyone!

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    angry man kisses

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote: »
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    The solicitation says the JSA and JLA show up. So I'm assuming J'onn and Bart get added to the JLA soon. And I guess Freddy is joining the JSA (or JLA)

    Black Lightning looks exactly like Patriot from Young Avengers

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  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Man, I hope Silver Surfer in UFF won't be as lame as in Extinction.

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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    killing children would be hilarious
    Olivaw wrote: »
    HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENNY ARCADE FORUMS

    PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY

    AND THIS PENIS
    Man, I don't want to read about this lady's broken vagina.
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
    cock vore is fuckin hilarious
  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The Runaways cover: To me, it seems the girl's expression indicates thoughts along the lines of "Maaaan having the Punisher as a Dad fucking sucks!".

    Tigra: Could she possibly be in a sluttier position?

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  • RizziRizzi Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Ultimate Spidey looks pretty awesome.

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  • Romero ZombieRomero Zombie Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    I just noticed the writing on "Thor's" hammer and "Captain's" mask.

    good show

    As well as the nice little Pentagram on the the shield. The writing on the hammer is hilarious.

    Gnarly Thor indeed

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Marathon wrote: »
    I hope that Iron Man smarts off to Nova because everyone used to think he was a joke and then promptly gets the beating of a lifetime.


    "Oh. False alarm. It's Nova. I thought you were Jubilee. Or Speedball. Or Antman. Y'know, a threat of some sort."
    "Fuck you Tony, I've got the power of the Nova Corp!"
    "Fine, what do you want me to call you? Gay Lantern?"
    Beatings ensue.

    Also: GODDAMNIT STOP GIVING GREG LAND WORK UNTIL HE ACCEPTS THAT SUPER HEROINES DON'T HAVE PORN FACES.

    Also, the F4 cover makes me iffy. But as long as Hudlins not writing it, we won't see Silver Surfer degenerate into an ignorant, loud, racist fool who can't hope to compare to Black Panther and his barely superhuman abilities!

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    you can tell they are are girls because they all have the same damn lock of hair in the same damn place

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I like how he took some of the most respectable and strong willed women in the Ultimate universe and made it look like porn stars.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I like how he took some of the most respectable and strong willed women in the Ultimate universe and made it look like porn stars.

    Isn't that pretty much what he does every time he has to draw a female hero? Wasn't some of his work with Sue from the FF a series of porn faces that he traced?

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  • mattharvestmattharvest Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Marathon wrote: »
    Isn't that pretty much what he does every time he has to draw a female hero? Wasn't some of his work with Sue from the FF a series of porn faces that he traced?

    Yes, exactly.

    I'd wager he did precisely that here, too.

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Marathon wrote: »
    Isn't that pretty much what he does every time he has to draw a female hero? Wasn't some of his work with Sue from the FF a series of porn faces that he traced?

    Oh I know WHY they look like that.

    It...it's just insulting. Wasp, Sue Storm, and Scarlet Witch are three of the most respected heroines of the Ultimate Universe. And except for Wasp, same with 616. Now Sue looks like an amateur porn star with that "Oh dear I'm naked" look, Wasp looks like she's giggly at the sight of a cock, and we can probably guess why he had to put pink energy around Scarlet Witch's hand. Look at her face. That's totally a "Look out of the box on a blowjob porn" cover.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oh I know WHY they look like that.

    It...it's just insulting. Wasp, Sue Storm, and Scarlet Witch are three of the most respected heroines of the Ultimate Universe. And except for Wasp, same with 616. Now Sue looks like an amateur porn star with that "Oh dear I'm naked" look, Wasp looks like she's giggly at the sight of a cock, and we can probably guess why he had to put pink energy around Scarlet Witch's hand. Look at her face. That's totally a "Look out of the box on a blowjob porn" cover.


    I totally agree, I know you are familiar with how he works and the shit he pulls. But what I was getting at is that this should not seem out of the ordinary by any means. He does this sort of thing all the time. Personally I don't think he has any second thoughts about character integrity going to hell when he goes to work.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oh I know WHY they look like that.

    It...it's just insulting. Wasp, Sue Storm, and Scarlet Witch are three of the most respected heroines of the Ultimate Universe. And except for Wasp, same with 616. Now Sue looks like an amateur porn star with that "Oh dear I'm naked" look, Wasp looks like she's giggly at the sight of a cock, and we can probably guess why he had to put pink energy around Scarlet Witch's hand. Look at her face. That's totally a "Look out of the box on a blowjob porn" cover.


    HEY. Jan lead the Avengers in the Destiny Wars.

    She's pretty damn respectable.

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Bloods End wrote: »
    HEY. Jan lead the Avengers in the Destiny Wars.

    She's pretty damn respectable.

    Well yeah, but c'mon. Can you really put the Wasp up there with Invisible Woman and Scarlet Witch?

    Granted she's way above Elektra, but that's a given.

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  • Captain CharismaCaptain Charisma __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2007
    Also annoyed about the Ultimate Power cover. Poor Zarda, first she explodes in her own title and now this.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    Well yeah, but c'mon. Can you really put the Wasp up there with Invisible Woman and Scarlet Witch?

    Granted she's way above Elektra, but that's a given.

    Are you talking pre or post House of M?

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  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    "Oh. False alarm. It's Nova. I thought you were Jubilee. Or Speedball. Or Antman. Y'know, a threat of some sort."
    "Fuck you Tony, I've got the power of the Nova Corp!"
    "Fine, what do you want me to call you? Gay Lantern?"
    Beatings ensue.

    SUPER TWIN HELMET POWERS ACTIVATE!

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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    killing children would be hilarious
    Olivaw wrote: »
    HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENNY ARCADE FORUMS

    PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY

    AND THIS PENIS
    Man, I don't want to read about this lady's broken vagina.
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
    cock vore is fuckin hilarious
  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Also, the F4 cover makes me iffy. But as long as Hudlins not writing it, we won't see Silver Surfer degenerate into an ignorant, loud, racist fool who can't hope to compare to Black Panther and his barely superhuman abilities!

    As far as I know, McDuffie and Hudlin are in pretty close communication on the advancement of both books, so be sure to spread the unwarranted hate around when something you don't like happens.

    Oh, and just to make sure you're directing your ire to the right place, it should be noted the Priest's run on BP established that T'Challa has a contingency plan for Galactus. How McDuffie does or does not use this with SS, I'll be interested to see.

    Anyway, these jabs against Hudlin get old. It's like I'm listening to people who hate gays saying "The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve". Except, you know, not nearly as clever or witty or funny.

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I don't think it's prejudice if we just hate one guy though.

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  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Scooter wrote: »
    I don't think it's prejudice if we just hate one guy though.

    Hmmm...I didn't realize the implication there. :O

    So as to avoid confusion, the meaning of that analogy is pretty much that I think that the "Adam and Steve" comment is a retarded comment that oversimplifies the issue at hand. I'm not saying that you hate black people if you criticize Hudlin's writing.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Well yeah, but c'mon. Can you really put the Wasp up there with Invisible Woman and Scarlet Witch?

    Granted she's way above Elektra, but that's a given.

    Yes. Yes I would.

    Especially how Wanda's been character raped all over the place for the last couple of years.

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  • Target PracticeTarget Practice Registered User
    edited February 2007
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    Scarlet Witch is totally giving some guy a handjob.

    Fucking Greg Land and his porn tracing.

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