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[Poké] The Last Sane Pokémon

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    MarshGrr.pngOh. I see how it's gonna be.

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    AZZQR.gif I'll take a rain check on the library, I think. Anyone up for hitting the market? I'm famished and I'm sure there are a couple odd jobs we could scrounge up. Job board should be around that way too. Ain't a bonafide defender, but there's gotta be a couple people that'll deal with an undercutter. No unions, you see.

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    Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    r4EkW.png Enki stares at the Pineco for a second... then back to the Kirlia.

    "Where is the Leaf Guard?"

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    TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    KaboomNormal.png: Don't worry, Whats-yer-name, I'm sure there's all sorts of Eevee all over the place that are missing you.

    BroMiniAV.gif: Because of the lack of facial features, it is impossible to know for sure whether Kaboom is being sarcastic or earnest. One gets the feeling that he's not trying to be mean, however.

    KaboomAngry.png: Now about this theoretical library: how many books are going to have pictures? Because frankly, I don't recall whether or not I can read.

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    Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    meowthphew.png: Library? Ehhh...think I'll go head to the market as well, maybe check out the library later.

    meowthpaws2.png: Say, eevee...what is your name anyways?

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    DaypigeonDaypigeon Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
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    "Huh, I guess I didn't tell any of you? Weird." The Eevee lets out a soft chuckle.

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    "You can call me Nevada."

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    TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    KaboomNervous.png: I guess that works. I mean, if it were me I'd go with

    KaboomCool.png: Frost Iceman

    KaboomNormal.png: so people would know what I was all about. I guess it could be worse.

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    DaypigeonDaypigeon Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
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    "Yes. Yes it certainly could. Thanks for keeping things in perspective, mister."

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    MarshGM2.png The Kirlia gives the group directions to their destinations before saying her farewells and escorting them out the door. The plot, waiting patiently for them to exit, strikes swiftly and mercilessly.

    MarshGM.png Kaboom and Nevada find their way without too much trouble, quickly finding one of the many cavern openings scattered across the hillside. Within, they find the wide, carved-out corridor lit with some sort of bio-luminescent fungus. Not too surprising considering the Town's probable aversion to fire. Though the path is winding, there aren't too many branches so they are able to locate the Library entrance, marked with a sign that depicts an open book, and the PokéScrawl for "Library".

    MarshGMSleepy.png If they can read that anyway. I dunno, it's up to you.

    MarshGM.png While they look at the sign, a small yellow humanoid Pokemon pushes through the door with arms full of scrolls, followed by a humongous black maw that seems to be attached to the back of her head.

    Mawile.png Yo, gangway. I'm walkin' here.



    MarshGM.png Elsewhere, Daryl and Rook stumble upon the marketplace, a hastily constructed set of stalls, scattered among the trees and its branches. Salad appears to be the food du jour, though a couple enterprising Grass types have set up some entrepreneurial noodle and soup counters. Other than that, it appears freelance artists are in high attendance, hawking accoutrements of finely spun silk, carefully carved wooden works, or artfully arranged and cared-for decorative plants. Caterpie, Ledyba, Seedot, Hoppip and many other Bug and Grass-type Pokemon meander around in a lively manner, though they can spot a couple Rattata also browsing, and at least one Sentret.

    The job board appears to be placed on the outskirts, and even from a distance it looks pretty bare. Moving closer reveals a bunch of outdated posting, though three are still extant. A request to take some mail bags to Major Plains with a 500 Poké + ??? reward, a request for 5 Totter Seeds from Yew Forest for 200 Poké, and a request for an art model for an evening for 1000 Poké.




    MarshGMUh.png Elsewhere still, Enki makes his painfully slow way to the recruiting station for the Leaf Guard. Finally getting there, he finds the place closed up, with a PokéScrawled sign saying "Closed".

    You'd think Kirlia would remember to mention something like this. Odd.

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    TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    KaboomNormal.png: Greetings, fair maiden! I am called Kaboom, and I am the greatest Pineco from... wherever it is I came from.

    KaboomNervous.png: I don't know where I'm from.

    KaboomNormal.png: Do you know if there are there any books on amnesia in there? Ideally picture books?

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    Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    r4EkW.pngEnki knocks the door a couple times with his head. He wants to die for this village, goddamnit.

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    TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    Okay Shock, you made me laugh. One voltage for you.

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    DaypigeonDaypigeon Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
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    Nevada decides to let the pinecone take the lead on this one. She gives the librarian (if that is who the scroll-carrier, in fact, is) a bemused smile.

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Mawileadorable.png Well ain't you adorable. I'm sure if anywhere has books it would be the library.

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    MarshGrr.png The door... continues to obstruct.

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    AZZQR.gif Well friend, you're the one with the scratch, see anything you fancy?

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    Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    fP9Hj.pngI hate doors. And getting picked up by the bug cops. Let's summon us an NPC, shall we?

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    TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    KaboomAngry.png: Very well then, thank you for your time.

    KaboomCool.png: To the library!

    BroMiniAV.gif: Pineco charges bravely forward into the library and looks around for an important-looking section. Surely that's where the amnesia books would be.

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    MarshGM.pngThe Mawile rolls her eyes, giving Nevada a sheepish grin before continuing down the hallway. Kaboom bursts into the Library to find a well-kept cavern, the floor carpeted to keep away the chill and the walls covered in well-made shelves lined with an array of tomes. Hard at work, a tall, floppy-eared bipedal Pokémon mans the info desk, several books laying open around them. Hearing the sudden entrance (how couldn't they with those ears?), they look up.

    Lopunny.png Greetings, welcome to Library. Do you need assistance?

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    Cacnea.png Ey, boss, whatcha doin'?

    MarshGrr.png While distracted by the door, it seems a round, spiky green fellow has walked up alongside Enki.

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    Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    r4EkW.png"I am trying to access this enlistment hut."

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    TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    KaboomNormal.png: Why yes, I could use some assistance. I'm looking for books on amnesia, like, doctor's books, on how to cause it and how to undo it.

    Got anything like that?


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    DaypigeonDaypigeon Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Nevada waltzes up to the long-eared librarian.

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    "Uh, hello. My friend and I are looking for some information about amnesia- are there any medical guides or case studies we could look through?"

    She glances back at the Pineco. "Oh, and picture books. Those...would also help."

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    Cacnea.png Been closed two, three day boss. Not usual. Why you wanna join stuffy outfit of diehard crazies anyway? Better opportunities in Town, not out in wilderness pickin' nose, waitin' for trouble what never comes callin'.

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    Lopunny.png This particular Library maintains a small repository of medical knowledge. Were you interested in psychologically, physically, or Legendarily induced Amnesia?

    MarshGM2.png The Lopunny gets to his feet, and limps out from behind the desk.

    Lopunny.png I would be happy to direct you to some relevant readings. Do you have any language requirements beyond "picture books"?

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    Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    r4EkW.png"Then where is an honest soldier going to find work?"

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Cacnea.png Whoa, hey, boss. I don't talk to no soldiers. I vamoose before crazy Slowpoke gets me into trouble.

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    DaypigeonDaypigeon Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
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    "Well, all of the above, I guess. We don't really know the cause, so any material we could find on the subject would be a big help!"

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    Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    r4EkW.png"My words where poorly chosen. Warrior, then. Shield-bearer."

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Lopunny.png I see. This way then, we shall see what we can find. Amnesia falls into many categories, short term as in post-traumatic or lacunar, long term as in repressed memories or the result of an unfavorable encounter with Uxie, and so on.

    MarshGM.png The Lopunny leads onward, slowed by his evidently crippled foot. He continues asking questions, as though working through an internal checklist.

    Lopunny.png Would this be a personal inquiry, or purely theoretical research?

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    Cacnea.png You gonna get killed, boss.

    MarshGM.png The Cacnea says a shade reproachfully.

    Cacnea.png Where you from? Why you come all the way to Yew Town to join awful Grass militia? You try to forget, leave problems behind back home?

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    Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    r4EkW.png"Far away, Sphere-Type. And I tire of this dancing. I require work."

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    Cacnea.png Well, hey, boss. Work is work. You come with me, I find you some work. You say you fight?

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    Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    r4EkW.png"I flow well." Enki follows.

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    Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    meowthglee.png: Oh! Let's try out that noodle stand!

    mysterynesssprite.png: Daryl retrieves his stash of gathered coins and takes count of his funding.

    meowthpaws2.png: <Okay, those coins are worth...and those....huh...this coin is new...>

    meowthsweatdrop.png:<...uh...>

    mysterynesssprite.png: Daryl casually tosses a shiny brown bottle he picked up from somewhere into the trash.

    meowthgrin.png: Alright, let's get some lunch!


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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    Kirlia is going to fuck you up if she finds out, bro. Those bottles had a deposit.

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    AZZQR.gif Had a good feeling in my gut that'd we'd find what we need together, and that feeling's about to be replaced with delicious noodles

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    Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
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    mysterynesssprite.png: The guilt of impulsive theft is washed away by the salty and spicy aromas of the nearby noodle stands. What kind of delicious bowls would be available today?

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    TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    KaboomAngry.png: Well, I've got amnesia, and these people who I'm guessing were my friends have it too. One's a Slowpoke, though, so he might just not have mentioned it yet.

    KaboomNormal.png: Me and Frost Iceman here decided that there might be some books about group amnesia. Can't be a common thing, and it's probably quite interesting.

    KaboomNervous.png: I'm not entirely sure if I can read, by the way. Haven't seen any words, you know.

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    squallsprite.gif The aroma of fresh noodles washes over Rook as he makes a casual pace to the nearest stand.

    AZZQR.gif How's about a couple cups of hot food friend?

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