Hmm well I'm guessing at least some of the handsome men from around the world that view me are you people so someone tell me what our match % is! http://www.okcupid.com/profile/angelofages
A drunk guy on the bus tonight asked me to smack him in the face. When he got off the bus he licked the window by my seat. It seems that I'm just as lucky in real life with men!
N1tSt4lker has been kidnapped by LadyM and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!
In the future I’ll get a HANDLE But for now, I’m split in shambles So put up your FISTS! I’m rearing for fights On hit! Big crits! P.S. that webcomic bites Which forumer am I?
You know Angelina, you don't have to kidnap dudes...
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
grcaro has been kidnapped by Tenek and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!
In the future I’ll get a HANDLE But for now, I’m split in shambles So put up your FISTS! I’m rearing for fights On hit! Big crits! P.S. that webcomic bites Which forumer am I?
Whoever visited my profile from Canada and can't live without their pants, that bit made me laugh out loud. You people are making me so bitter about men round here. Grey ghost I hope you don't mind snoring and possible heart attack risks in a wife.
Kruite has been kidnapped by Tenek and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!
When you flip tables, he turns them back over He doesn't put up with shit, though he's your favorite uncle. I told him that milk puts hair on your chest, I didn't expect him to chug a cow's udder. Which forumer am I?
Kruite has been kidnapped by Tenek and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!<br />
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When you flip tables, he turns them back over<br />
He doesn't put up with shit, though he's your favorite uncle.<br />
I told him that milk puts hair on your chest, I didn't expect him to chug a cow's udder.<br />
Which forumer am I?
Well stink. I think I actually know this one, but I'm collectivised already. Bah.
Jeedan has been kidnapped by Gooey and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!
I'm an AUTHOR of a Spanish flavor No ordinary tosser My actions do Tube a favor I'm greatest of my kind since CHAUCER Which forumer am I?
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thatassemblyguyJanitor of Technical Debt.Registered Userregular
edited April 2013
To look at the positive side, you have population density working in your favor in your local scene. Based on raw-population, you have a higher likelihood of finding a match in your area than a person in the US does, on a similiarly bounded-area, because there are many more people per km^2 over there.
However, the problem seems like the population sub-set on OKCupid in your pre-defined bouded-area is filled with a bunch of wankers. To solve your current issue, purhaps re-define your area bounds, try a different site, or seek-out organizations and activities that are compatible with your interests that also are gentle on whatever health condition you're dealing with right now.
This has been, tag's creepy-lurker dating-thread post for the year.
e: During the April Fool's event, you must use Antonio Banderas's voice as the narrative tone when you read this post.
First time in a while that I had a first date that I don't have a good read on. Normally I have a pretty good sense of if it went well or not or if there is a more-than-friends connection. This one though... she's gorgeous and charming and I was a bit nervous and awkward, and totally biffed the exit (hug->"see you around", really self?), but on the other hand, an awesome seven hour date that included lunch, board games, and a silly local event? Guess we'll see...
Whoever visited my profile from Canada and can't live without their pants, that bit made me laugh out loud. You people are making me so bitter about men round here. Grey ghost I hope you don't mind snoring and possible heart attack risks in a wife.
Well if the first really becomes a problem, I guess the second would take care of it.
Whoever visited my profile from Canada and can't live without their pants, that bit made me laugh out loud. You people are making me so bitter about men round here. Grey ghost I hope you don't mind snoring and possible heart attack risks in a wife.
Well if the first really becomes a problem, I guess the second would take care of it.
Well that's romance!
You guys might want to avoid this piece of girly emotion.
With all this health stuff I have never felt so alone. My friend came to see me in hospital and then insisted I come round his, where I spent an hour on the sofa resting my head on another friend wishing I could cuddle him. Have only recently met him though and he was probably uncomfortable enough. I just got on a bus at midnight to come home because I couldn't cope with being around people. I want someone to cuddle me and tell me I can get through this.
My okcupid is at least now full of handsome male visitors, and a woman in her fifties who wants to meet women to box while her husband watches.
No, they're just going to pack things into boxes, while the husband masturbates to it because that is fucking hot.
I almost squirted milk out of my mouth and nose reading that, which I'm sure is another fetish I could find on okc. Yeah the lady and a girl put on boxing gloves and fights while the husband watches. Looking at the pictures, she's in a while other weight class and I'd end up smushed if I offered.
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Well, since you asked nicely.
Yeah you still shouldn't visit mississippi
A mere 88%
Forever alone.
Yeah, I think this'll work.
I'm the true RODENT of esteem
You could also say I foster
a deep love affair with STEAM
Which forumer am I?
But for now, I’m split in shambles
So put up your FISTS! I’m rearing for fights
On hit! Big crits! P.S. that webcomic bites
Which forumer am I?
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Is that the threshold? And I was so close...
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
about ROMs or porn or joints
There's no ghost in this MACHINE
Just endless infraction points
Which forumer am I?
But for now, I’m split in shambles
So put up your FISTS! I’m rearing for fights
On hit! Big crits! P.S. that webcomic bites
Which forumer am I?
Pants are terrible.
PSN: Wstfgl | GamerTag: An Evil Plan | Battle.net: FallenIdle#1970
Hit me up on BoardGameArena! User: Loaded D1
No ordinary tosser
My actions do Tube a favor
I'm greatest of my kind since CHAUCER
Which forumer am I?
He doesn't put up with shit, though he's your favorite uncle.
I told him that milk puts hair on your chest, I didn't expect him to chug a cow's udder.
Which forumer am I?
PSN: Wstfgl | GamerTag: An Evil Plan | Battle.net: FallenIdle#1970
Hit me up on BoardGameArena! User: Loaded D1
Well stink. I think I actually know this one, but I'm collectivised already. Bah.
wish list
Steam wishlist
Etsy wishlist
No ordinary tosser
My actions do Tube a favor
I'm greatest of my kind since CHAUCER
Which forumer am I?
However, the problem seems like the population sub-set on OKCupid in your pre-defined bouded-area is filled with a bunch of wankers. To solve your current issue, purhaps re-define your area bounds, try a different site, or seek-out organizations and activities that are compatible with your interests that also are gentle on whatever health condition you're dealing with right now.
This has been, tag's creepy-lurker dating-thread post for the year.
e: During the April Fool's event, you must use Antonio Banderas's voice as the narrative tone when you read this post.
95% as well. Pistols at dawn, good sir!
Aw man! I thought I was going to swoop in with my 94%, but you two have bested me.
Nope.
Ugly.
Well if the first really becomes a problem, I guess the second would take care of it.
Well that's romance!
You guys might want to avoid this piece of girly emotion.
My okcupid is at least now full of handsome male visitors, and a woman in her fifties who wants to meet women to box while her husband watches.
Like, with fists?
I almost squirted milk out of my mouth and nose reading that, which I'm sure is another fetish I could find on okc. Yeah the lady and a girl put on boxing gloves and fights while the husband watches. Looking at the pictures, she's in a while other weight class and I'd end up smushed if I offered.
"Box" is sexual slang, but it's a noun. So that's kind of a coincidence.
Yeah, me too.
I can't decide if he loves coincidences or vaginas though.