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[Internet Dating] Bisexuals over 30 without smartphones are doomed. DOOOOOOMED!

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »

    90!

    So yeah, ummm, marry me?

    Well, since you asked nicely.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Sorry ladies! Shut it down! Ol' GG is off the market.

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Will the attractive and smart men please not be the other side of the world. I wish I could show you guys what is in my local area.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Believe me, if I didn't have to be in Mississippi, I wouldn't be.

    Grey Ghost on
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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Well I'm winning the lottery tomorrow and touring America it seems. I like cheesecake, red wine and bacon sandwiches.

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    SicariiSicarii The Roose is Loose Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    Well I'm winning the lottery tomorrow and touring America it seems. I like cheesecake, red wine and bacon sandwiches.

    Yeah you still shouldn't visit mississippi

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    Hmm well I'm guessing at least some of the handsome men from around the world that view me are you people so someone tell me what our match % is!
    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/angelofages

    A drunk guy on the bus tonight asked me to smack him in the face. When he got off the bus he licked the window by my seat. It seems that I'm just as lucky in real life with men!

    90!

    A mere 88%

    Forever alone. D:

    Oh brilliant
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    Well I'm winning the lottery tomorrow and touring America it seems. I like cheesecake, red wine and bacon sandwiches.

    Yeah, I think this'll work.

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    DHS Odium has been kidnapped by AngelHedgie and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    Munkus is an IMPOSTOR!
    I'm the true RODENT of esteem
    You could also say I foster
    a deep love affair with STEAM
    Which forumer am I?

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Believe me, if I didn't have to be in Mississippi, I wouldn't be.
    Does anyone live in Mississippi voluntarily?

    XBL: Nox Aeternum / PSN: NoxAeternum / NN:NoxAeternum / Steam: noxaeternum
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    DHS OdiumDHS Odium Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    Well I'm winning the lottery tomorrow and touring America it seems. I like cheesecake, red wine and bacon sandwiches.
    Stop by Orlando and say hi. Plus we have roller coasters.

    Wii U: DHS-Odium // Live: DHS Odium // PSN: DHSOdium // Steam: dhsykes // 3DS: 0318-6615-5294
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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    N1tSt4lker has been kidnapped by LadyM and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    In the future I’ll get a HANDLE
    But for now, I’m split in shambles
    So put up your FISTS! I’m rearing for fights
    On hit! Big crits! P.S. that webcomic bites
    Which forumer am I?

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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    You know Angelina, you don't have to kidnap dudes...

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »

    90!

    So yeah, ummm, marry me?

    Is that the threshold? And I was so close...

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Aeneas has been kidnapped by AngelHedgie and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    I'll there when you talk
    about ROMs or porn or joints
    There's no ghost in this MACHINE
    Just endless infraction points
    Which forumer am I?

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    grcaro has been kidnapped by Tenek and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    In the future I’ll get a HANDLE
    But for now, I’m split in shambles
    So put up your FISTS! I’m rearing for fights
    On hit! Big crits! P.S. that webcomic bites
    Which forumer am I?

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Whoever visited my profile from Canada and can't live without their pants, that bit made me laugh out loud. You people are making me so bitter about men round here. Grey ghost I hope you don't mind snoring and possible heart attack risks in a wife.

    Angelina on
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    SicariiSicarii The Roose is Loose Registered User regular
    What?

    Pants are terrible.

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    BursarBursar Hee Noooo! PDX areaRegistered User regular
    Wait, there's a vast gulf in the definition of the word "pants" between continents.

    GNU Terry Pratchett
    PSN: Wstfgl | GamerTag: An Evil Plan | Battle.net: FallenIdle#1970
    Hit me up on BoardGameArena! User: Loaded D1
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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Bursar has been kidnapped by N1tSt4lker and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    I'm an AUTHOR of a Spanish flavor
    No ordinary tosser
    My actions do Tube a favor
    I'm greatest of my kind since CHAUCER
    Which forumer am I?

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Kruite has been kidnapped by Tenek and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    When you flip tables, he turns them back over
    He doesn't put up with shit, though he's your favorite uncle.
    I told him that milk puts hair on your chest, I didn't expect him to chug a cow's udder.
    Which forumer am I?

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    BursarBursar Hee Noooo! PDX areaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Bah! I know you're only doing this to keep your stranglehold on the worldwide pants consortium, N1tSt4kter!

    Bursar on
    GNU Terry Pratchett
    PSN: Wstfgl | GamerTag: An Evil Plan | Battle.net: FallenIdle#1970
    Hit me up on BoardGameArena! User: Loaded D1
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    N1tSt4lkerN1tSt4lker Registered User regular
    Geth wrote: »
    Kruite has been kidnapped by Tenek and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!<br />
    <br />
    When you flip tables, he turns them back over<br />
    He doesn't put up with shit, though he's your favorite uncle.<br />
    I told him that milk puts hair on your chest, I didn't expect him to chug a cow's udder.<br />
    Which forumer am I?

    Well stink. I think I actually know this one, but I'm collectivised already. Bah.

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Jeedan has been kidnapped by Gooey and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    I'm an AUTHOR of a Spanish flavor
    No ordinary tosser
    My actions do Tube a favor
    I'm greatest of my kind since CHAUCER
    Which forumer am I?

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    To look at the positive side, you have population density working in your favor in your local scene. Based on raw-population, you have a higher likelihood of finding a match in your area than a person in the US does, on a similiarly bounded-area, because there are many more people per km^2 over there.

    However, the problem seems like the population sub-set on OKCupid in your pre-defined bouded-area is filled with a bunch of wankers. To solve your current issue, purhaps re-define your area bounds, try a different site, or seek-out organizations and activities that are compatible with your interests that also are gentle on whatever health condition you're dealing with right now.

    This has been, tag's creepy-lurker dating-thread post for the year.

    e: During the April Fool's event, you must use Antonio Banderas's voice as the narrative tone when you read this post.

    thatassemblyguy on
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    PlushyCthulhuPlushyCthulhu Registered User regular
    wazilla wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »

    90!

    So yeah, ummm, marry me?
    Oh but wait

    95

    95% as well. Pistols at dawn, good sir!

    Steam/LoL: plushycthulhu
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    PlushyCthulhuPlushyCthulhu Registered User regular
    First time in a while that I had a first date that I don't have a good read on. Normally I have a pretty good sense of if it went well or not or if there is a more-than-friends connection. This one though... she's gorgeous and charming and I was a bit nervous and awkward, and totally biffed the exit (hug->"see you around", really self?), but on the other hand, an awesome seven hour date that included lunch, board games, and a silly local event? Guess we'll see...

    Steam/LoL: plushycthulhu
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    Continental_OpContinental_Op Registered User regular
    wazilla wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »

    90!

    So yeah, ummm, marry me?
    Oh but wait

    95

    95% as well. Pistols at dawn, good sir!

    Aw man! I thought I was going to swoop in with my 94%, but you two have bested me.

    XBL - TeenageHead
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    SicariiSicarii The Roose is Loose Registered User regular
    Bursar wrote: »
    Wait, there's a vast gulf in the definition of the word "pants" between continents.

    i-cant-wait-to-go-home-and-take-my-fucking-pants-off.png

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    SliderSlider Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Slider wrote: »
    My last few romantic relationships have been with women who were slightly taller than me, however.

    Well I hear tell you're pretty handsome, sooo...

    Nope.

    Ugly.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    Whoever visited my profile from Canada and can't live without their pants, that bit made me laugh out loud. You people are making me so bitter about men round here. Grey ghost I hope you don't mind snoring and possible heart attack risks in a wife.

    Well if the first really becomes a problem, I guess the second would take care of it.

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    Whoever visited my profile from Canada and can't live without their pants, that bit made me laugh out loud. You people are making me so bitter about men round here. Grey ghost I hope you don't mind snoring and possible heart attack risks in a wife.

    Well if the first really becomes a problem, I guess the second would take care of it.

    Well that's romance!

    You guys might want to avoid this piece of girly emotion.
    With all this health stuff I have never felt so alone. My friend came to see me in hospital and then insisted I come round his, where I spent an hour on the sofa resting my head on another friend wishing I could cuddle him. Have only recently met him though and he was probably uncomfortable enough. I just got on a bus at midnight to come home because I couldn't cope with being around people. I want someone to cuddle me and tell me I can get through this.

    My okcupid is at least now full of handsome male visitors, and a woman in her fifties who wants to meet women to box while her husband watches.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Box?

    Like, with fists?

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    fortyforty Registered User regular
    No, they're just going to pack things into boxes, while the husband masturbates to it because that is fucking hot.

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    forty wrote: »
    No, they're just going to pack things into boxes, while the husband masturbates to it because that is fucking hot.

    I almost squirted milk out of my mouth and nose reading that, which I'm sure is another fetish I could find on okc. Yeah the lady and a girl put on boxing gloves and fights while the husband watches. Looking at the pictures, she's in a while other weight class and I'd end up smushed if I offered.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Is it weird that I assumed "box" was some kind of sexual slang, and the idea they'd be actually boxing never even crossed my mind?

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    @Angelina what health problems are you dealing with exactly? If you don't mind my asking

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Richy wrote: »
    Is it weird that I assumed "box" was some kind of sexual slang, and the idea they'd be actually boxing never even crossed my mind?

    "Box" is sexual slang, but it's a noun. So that's kind of a coincidence.

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    I love geth.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    redx wrote: »
    I love geth.

    Yeah, me too.

    I can't decide if he loves coincidences or vaginas though.

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